Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Oma Hamou Alexandra McConnell Lies Scams Felony Criminal History & Animal Cruely

As law enforcement seems unable to assist me, and in fact is unable to assist any of those she victimizes, and as the person behind this campaign to defame me and interfere with my business and profession, she uses many alias names: Oma Hamou, Oma Mcconnell or Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Moran,  is what they call "judgment proof" meaning she has no money, I must place this blog here.

When one uses a search engine online using my name, and my trade name, The Austin Wine Guy, one finds scurrilous, defamatory and simply out right lies spread across the Internet results now going back several years.

I would NOT even have written here, had this person not continually written her own false and defamatory statements herself and aided and abetted other personae writing "on her behalf" for the last six years. If she doesn't want me to say anything about her, she ought not have been continually blogging and writing about me much less aiding and encouraging others to do so as well.

The woman behind all of this goes by many names: Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Alexandra Moran, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy, are the usual ones, but there are others. She uses a business name of "Enigma Royal Films, LLC" she also calls just "Enigma Films" and "Reseda Glass" and "Worldwide Construction Enterprises, Inc.". The reason this woman and her "alleged", actually made up,  friends crusade to destroy me is simple. I learned about her genuine background, and she wants me silenced from speaking about it.

This woman admits that her actions are all motivated by her bitterness and hatred towards me, and this is the reason for her actions.

This woman, Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy and her other aliases have a twenty year track record of FELONY CONVICTIONS, multiple arrests, failure to abide by the requirements of her probation for her felony convictions which lead to more arrests, many many civil judgments against her for hundreds of thousands of dollars, a history of writing bad checks, and she was arrested late in 2008 in San Bernardino California on a Felony Charge of Forgery of a Financial Instrument (she seems to have forged a large check) After 14 months of dragging the process out, she paid the Victim full restitution and the District Attorney dropped the Felony charge. She has a history of evictions and bad checks.

A complete dossier has been posted, with the details on her activities, notably passing bad checks, stiffing landlords for rent owed and trashing the houses she rents by reason of keeping literally dozens of cats and dogs and not cleaning up after them. Not to mention numerous unpaid judgments against her.
That blog is here.
Oma Hamou using the ALIAS NAME OF Alexandra Louise McConnell was ARRESTED BY THE BURBANK POLICE DEPARTMENT ON FRIDAY MARCH 8, 2013 ON FELONY CRIMINAL CHARGES THAT WERE FILED AGAINST HER ON JANUARY 29, 2013 IN PALMDALE.

SHE WAS HELD FROM 1130 AM UNTIL 4:15pm and released on bail.
Case number ATP3AV007224-01


One can EASILY find this booking sheet by going to http://app4.lasd.org/iic/ and type in "Alexandra McConnell" and see this exact same document from the Sheriff's department itself.  "Alexandra" of course claims this is a forgery.  She must believe the LASD are "forging" documents. SHE WAS CONVICTED ON THIS ANIMAL ABUSE CHARGE (PENAL CODE 597(B) JULY 30, 2013

This woman also has a recent default Judgment against her in Los Angeles County, in the amount of $55,000 which is admitted under oath was owing in her Bankruptcy Petition:
Case Number: MC020860
 HAMID REFAI VS ALEXANDRA MCCONNELL, JIM SPROUL, ET AL
Filing Date: 09/23/2009
According to the case, Mr. Refai, a married man, was "involved" with Alexandra McConnell, she kept telling him about serious "medical problems" and asking for "loans" for medical bills in the total amount of $51,000. This was confirmed by the fact that a woman who used to live in her house wrote on the internet THREE MONTHS before the suit was filed: "I lived with this lady, she is no good. SHE LIES. SHE HAS LIKE 50 CATS LIVING WITH HER AND HER HOUSE SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND CAT SPRAY AND PISS. She is dirty, filthy and uses old men for money I SEEN IT MYSELF. By the way Hamid's wife knows it was LIPOSUCTION you drained their bank account for, not cancer in your asshole. He had her sign a promissory note, co signed by long time co-conspirator Jim Sproul. She of course never PAID back the money. She, of course, never showed up in Court.

Here is the Final Judgment against Alexandra McConnell aka Oma Hamou and her "longtime friend" Jim Sproul:




Mr. Refai is pressing the collection of this Judgment and recently ordered a Debtor's Exam of Hamou aka Alexandra McConnell. On February 5, 2013, Hamou aka McConnell failed to appear at a Court Ordered Debtor Exam and The Hon. Judge Yep of the Los Angeles County Superior Court issued a Bench Warrant for her ARREST and ordered a $10,000 bond must be posted by Hamou aka McConnell to compel her appearance.



OMA HAMOU AKA ALEXANDRA MCCONNELL SCAMS:
The following have agreed to speak with law enforcement or potential landlords about their experiences and the Felony Forgery charge against this woman, in the hopes that others will not fall prey to her in the future.

2008. SHARLANE CHIPI. Represented by Attorney LAURENCE H. LISHNER filed Unlawful Detainer (EVICTION) against her tenant Oma McConnell Case Number: 08U03169
CHIPI, CHARLANE (sic)VS. MCCONNELL, OMA
Sharlane Cecilia Chipi. She lives in Torrance, and her phone number is available upon request.

In 2008 Ms. Chipi was seeking a short sale of her home. A realtor named Kevin Davies (phone available upon request) introduced Oma McConnell to Ms. Chipi, claiming she had loan approval to purchase the house but that McConnell wanted to move in as a renter prior to closing the sale. (This was exactly the scenario she used to gain occupancy at Mr. O'Connor's house in Littlerock.) Ms. Chipi agreed.

The first rental check was written on a closed account. No further rental payments were made. McConnell moved in with her son and another man. The house was thoroughly trashed. Numerous animals were kept in one room which was badly damaged. Carpeting was ripped out. Appliances were removed. The kitchen caught fire.

Ms. Chipi sought help from the Sheriff's department which told her that they could do nothing without an eviction order. Ms. Chipi filed a U.D. (Case No. 08U03169 - Michael Antonovich Antelope Valley Courthouse), which she later dropped due to lack of resources. She said that Kevin Davies also filed an action against McConnell and that she failed to show for the hearing.

Ms. Chipi says she has some files on the incident, as does Mr. Davies, and that she also has undeveloped film of the damage done to the house.


Robert Atchison

Won a Civil Judgment against Oma Hamou for her failure to pay him consulting fees as she promised him she would do.
Mr. Atchison is proceeding with Post Judgment Document Production demands from Oma Hamou. A District Court Judge has signed an order requiring her to schedule and appear at a deposition in Austin Texas no later than September 3 to disclose her assets, finances, and employment information, and she is further ORDERED to comply by providing the requested financial, employment and asset documentation to Mr. Atchison no later than August 20. She did nothing. Her failure to do these things resulted in an order of Contempt of Court.
August 2011: Hamou/McConnell tried to derail Mr. Atchison's debt collection with a last moment filing of a "Bill of Review". Hamou's Bill of Review was dismissed on July 26, 2011 by the Hon Judge Cooper of the District Court. Hamou now has no choice but to comply with the Court order.
boba@pallasweb.com is Mr. Atchison's email address for confirmation.

OCTOBER 18:
The Court slapped Oma Hamou with an Order of Contempt of Court and imposed $1,000 sanctions against her for failing to comply with the Ordered Document Production and Deposition.
December 6, 2011: District Court Judge Meachem slapped ANOTHER COURT ORDER demanding Hamou comply with the previous Court Orders.

January 2012: District Court Lora Livingston Slapped an ORDER TO APPEAR AND SHOW CAUSE on Oma Hamou requiring her to appear in Person to explain her continuing violation of Court Orders. Her failure to appear will most likely result in a Bench Warrant for her Arrest:

Hamou failed to appear as ordered by the Court. As a result, a BENCH WARRANT for her arrest was issued on March 26, 2012 by the same Judge Livingston in the Travis County District Court

Hamou attempted in June 2012 to ask the Court to vacate the Bench Warrant, but it seems her "Paralegal" one Robert Richman (a Tai Chi master and Torah Scholar, as well as "Paralegal") seems to have chickened out on continuing.



In 2012 "Oma McConnell" filed for Bankruptcy in order to forestall debtor's exams and collection efforts.  She failed to file any required schedules or information, despite Court orders to do so.  Her Bankruptcy was dismissed for that failure.  However, On August 20, 2012 Judge Robles of the US Federal Bankruptcy Court ordered her Bankruptcy proceedings to be re-instated and ordered her to comply with Document Production requests and Deposition by attorneys for Bob Atchison, which are now scheduled for late September. Hamou/McConnell FAILED TO COMPLY WITH THE COURT ORDERED DOCUMENT PRODUCTION REQUIRED NO LATER THAN SEPTEMBER 14, 2012. She further FAILED TO COMPLY WITH THE COURT ORDER THAT SHE APPEAR FOR A DEPOSITION ON SEPTEMBER 20, 2012. She can now be held in Contempt of Court.



October 31, 2012, the Bankruptcy Court dismissed Oma McConnell's bankruptcy due to her utter failure to file even one single required schedule or document.  Judge Ernesto Robles said her creditors "are free to pursue their State claims against her".

March 2013: Mr. Atchison has had his Judgment made final in California and localized to California and is proceeding to collect against her.  A Debtors Exam (ORAP) has now been issued and ordered by the Los Angeles Superior Court for Hamou/McConnell to appear in Court.

Eric Cowan
Landlord in 2010. Bad checks and trashed house. Rented from him as "Alexandra McConnell" but presented an expired California Driver's License in the name of Oma Hamou.
661-947-2079

Thomas Ward
Attorney for Hamid Refai (victim of a scam who loaned Alexandra McConnell $50,000, for "cancer treatments" actually used by Alexandra McConnellto pay the Victim Restitution in the Felony Forgery case in Victorville, never repaid). Los Angeles Superior Court Case Number: MC020860
HAMID REFAI VS ALEXANDRA MCCONNELL, ET AL
Mr. Ward's telephone number for details: 661-948-5021


Nancy's Reseda Screen & Glass
Has information about people looking for Jim Sproul and Oma Hamou about numerous bad checks and missing cars
818-708-2981

Bryan Stodghill
Prosecutor in Victorville,San Bernardino County Felony Forgery Case where Alexandra McConnell wrote a check in 2009 on a closed account to the landlord, and in his words "She basically destroyed the house." He states that he would have taken her to trial on the charge had she not paid full Victim Restitution to the Landlord for the bad check and damages to the house.
760-243-8600

Patrick J. O'Connor
Homeowner in Littlerock California who was selling his house using the services of Shari Porter agent with Big Valley Realty in Palmdale California. Shari Porter brought "Alexandra Moran" using an expired drivers license in the name of Oma Hamou to Mr. O'Connor as a "Qualified Buyer" of his home. Shari Porter insisted Oma Hamou be allowed to rent part of the home as a room mate of Mr. O'Connor until the sale closed. Porter kept informing Mr. O'Connor that Hamou was pre-qualified by lenders, yet never actually provided the required documentation proving this to O'Connor. Shari Porter told O'Connor that Hamou had deposited funds into escrow at Titan Escrow in Palmdale, but again refused to give O'Connor any actual escrow documents. Hamou delayed closing for a full five months, then refused to close when O'Connor demanded. She further refused to leave the property and squatted in the residence with four men, another woman and four or five children and literally ten or twelve dogs and forty to fifty cats. She has moved an old trailer and cargo boxes onto the property as well. She has squatted on Mr. O'Connor's property for over 18 months without paying rent.  This sadly forced Mr. O'Connor to lose his property to Foreclosure and Declare Bankruptcy, as direct results of this woman's scams and lies.

pjoinak@yahoo.com (I also have Mr. O'Connor's cell phone number should anyone wish to speak with him directly)

She uses 145 South Glenoaks Burbank, CA as her "legal address". However this address is actually FEDEX Burbank and is nothing more than a mail drop.

OMA HAMOU/AKA OMA MCCONNELL, ALEXANDRA MCCONNELL, ALEXANDRA MORAN EVICTION HISTORY:

Filing Date: 09/22/2008. CHIPI CHARLANE. Represented by Attorney LAURENCE H. LISHNER filed Unlawful Detainer (EVICTION) against her tenant Oma McConnell Case Number: 08U03169
CHIPI, CHARLANE VS. MCCONNELL, OMA

2009 Alexandra McConnell wrote a check in 2009 on a closed account to the landlord Huiku Batchelor. Felony Fraud charges pressed and Hamou aka McConnell evicted after being incarcerated in jail. In the proscuter's words: in his words "She basically destroyed the house."

2010: "Alexandra McConnell" rented from Eric Cowan, but presented an expired California Driver's License in the name of Oma Hamou. Hamou/McConnell gave Cowan bad checks for rent and Cowan filed unlawful detainer/eviction and got her out of his house. Cowan, Eric vs. Hamou, Oma (Michael Antonovich Antelope Valley Courthouse, Case No. 10U01290). Erik Cowan will confirm 661-947-2079

2011 "Alexandra Moran" rented a room from Patrick J. O'Connor, but presented an expired California Drivers License in the name of Oma Hamou. She then claimed to want to purchase the property. She delayed the purchase for FIVE MONTHS with numerous stories, and is now squatting on the property without permission nor paying rent . She lives there with her son, Nicholas Royal Moran, who has severe psychiatric disorders (his is currently under Conservatorship pursuant to the California Lanterman Petris Short Act) and has a history of violence, both domestic and with police. Mr. O'Connor himself witnessed Nicholas Moran beat his mother in front of him in the residence. She also lives with one Steve Fred Lee, who has over 15 criminal convictions for eluding police, indecent exposure and habitual driving with a revoked drivers license. Another squatter on the property is one Michael McBride who lives with four or five of his children also on the property. Hamou also has literally many dozens of cats and more than 10 dogs on the property. Hamou attempted to keep Mr. O'Connor from evicting her by filing a Restraining Order against Mr. O'Connor alleging he made threats of violence against her and her son. However, she did NOT file this order until a full TWO WEEKS after Mr. O'Connor left the residence and moved to Alaska! Hearing on the requested Restraining order was held Friday July 15. Hamou first requested a continuance! The Judge refused to delay the hearing. After the Judge examined her criminal record, arrest record and history of evictions and Judgments, the Judge in so many words called Hamou "a Criminal and Con Artist" recognized her string of VICTIMS and refused to grant the restraining order, and further told Hamou that while he could not order her out at the moment, she did have to leave O'Connor's property and pay him the rent owed. Hamou told O'Connor by email she will be out by September 1. Mr. O'Connor's attorney has begun Eviction Proceedings against Hamou McConnell and her other squatters. While Hamou wrote Mr. O'Connor that she would be "out of the house by September 1" she has hired a lawyer to delay the eviction proceedings. Reports indicate that the house is trashed, with old furniture in the yard, many old rusted trucks, tires, boxes and piles of trash are strewn across the property.
A Health Department Complaint about the property was filed on February 16, 2012 by the neighbors to this property complaining of "Accumulation of refuse and cast off materials" and "Accumulation of Animal Excrement" which Hamou has allowed on the property.
A Health Department Complaint about the property she currently squats in without paying rent was filed on February 16, 2012 by the neighbors to this property complaining of "Accumulation of refuse and cast off materials" and "Accumulation of Animal Excrement" which Hamou has allowed on the property.
The actual details of this woman's animal hoarding and cruelty to animals caused by filthy, overcrowded conditions and neglect are documented among the TWELVE almost MONTHLY documented complaints to Animal Control about her and the property on which she was squatting between June 2011 and August 2012.
This file also documents her use of various alias names.  She was "Oma Moran" in the report filed July 12, 2011

A cable company employee called in a complaint of more than 20 dogs and 20 cats, many of them clearly ill, housed in filthy conditions on December 19. 2011

 On February 29, 2012, when Animal Control went to inspect the property, she was suddenly "Alexandra Oma Louise Hamou McConnell" in a report that found filthy foul  living conditions and found FORTY ONE DOGS and well over THIRTY CATS on the premises:
An ORDER TO COMPLY was issued the same day, February 29, for her to remove the cats and all but three of the dogs, and to clean the place up:

The City went BACK, but she still had not cleaned up the place. On March 7, 2012, the County of Los Angeles Department of Health Services issued her a CITATION FOR HEALTH CODE VIOLATIONS No. 300055 for accumulation of trash, debris and animal droppings on the property.

Some FIVE FULL MONTHS were allowed to her to comply with these orders.  Animal Control went BACK on August 1, 2012 and found she still had TEN dogs and 20 cats, 3 of which were still sick:
On August 23, 2012, Los Angeles County Animal Control went BACK and found Oma/Alexandra STILL had not complied, and reported observing TWELVE DOGS and some cats still inside the house!

Numerous Animal Cruelty charges were filed against her January 29, 2012 in Palmdale.

Oma Hamou using the ALIAS NAME OF Alexandra Louise McConnell was ARRESTED BY THE BURBANK POLICE DEPARTMENT ON FRIDAY MARCH 8, 2013 ON A FELONY WARRANT  BASED ON THE CRIMINAL CHARGES THAT WERE FILED AGAINST HER ON JANUARY 29, 2013 IN PALMDALE.  SHE WAS CONVICTED OF ANIMAL ABUSE (CAL. PENAL CODE SECTION 507(B) ON JULY 30, 2013


These photos of the property confirm these reports:




More pics! Notice the large wood shipping crates where homeless children were reported to be sleeping and the old car parts and trash strewn across the property...





On March 7, 2012, the County of Los Angeles Department of Health Services issued her a CITATION FOR HEALTH CODE VIOLATIONS No. 300055 for accumulation of trash, debris and animal droppings on the property.
Mr. O'Connor filed an Unlawful Detainer Action in Los Angeles Superior Court, Case 11U2065 to evict Hamou.

Patrick J. O'Connor will confirm and is anxious to discuss his Experiences with Oma Hamou aka Alexandra McConnell aka Oma Mc Connell aka Alexandra Moran. pjoinak@yahoo.com

She uses badly photoshopped images of herself to attempt to make people believe her lies. Here are three images she has used at various times over the last fifteen years, the small image is her current twitter photo, despite her now being fifty years old! You can see for yourself the face is the same exact image, used first in the late 1990s, then again in 2003, and today! She also has a history of failing to pay her attorneys. The following law firms have judgments against her and/or are owed money by this woman:
Freeman Freeman & Smiley in Los Angeles $10,000
Westar Legal Services in Los Angeles, $10,000
Foster Malish LLC in Austin Texas $20,000
Suzanne Curtis in Los Angeles $1,000

2011 "Alexandra Moran" rented a room from Patrick J. O'Connor, but presented an expired California Drivers License in the name of Oma Hamou. She then claimed to want to purchase the property. She delayed the purchase for FIVE MONTHS with numerous stories, and is now squatting on the property without permission nor paying rent Mr. O'Connor has retained an attorney and legal action is pending for yet ANOTHER EVICTION.  Patrick J. O'Connor will confirm. pjoinak@yahoo.com
NEW INFORMATION IN THIS MATTER JUNE 25, 2011:
Published on the web by Oma Hamou herself:
From: sarskaia@aol.com
Date: Sat, 18 Jun 2011 18:18:25 -0400 (EDT)
To:
Subject: Re: The Motorcycle

Mr. O'Connor,

I will not be arrested for the motorcycle as you left it here because I was going to buy it. If you no longer want to sell it to me, I have no problems giving it to Ralph. He must contact me and arrange a time and the day with me so that we can coordinate our schedules. He or no other friend of yours can just show up and expect to gain access.


She admits here that she doesn't OWN the motorcycle and admits Mr. O'Connor wants his bike BACK.
So what does "Alexandra McConnell" aka Oma Hamou aka Alexandra Moran do??
She SELLS THE MOTORCYCLE to one "Craig" for $4,500!!

"Craig" gets suspicious because "Alexandra" can't produce the title (which of course Mr. O'Connor still had) and would only give him a handwritten bill of sale (a copy of which I have in my possession now). The Los Angeles County Sheriffs were involved YET AGAIN with her and her various names to safely return the motorcycle to Mr. O'Connor!
Selling property that she admits isn't HERS to sell legally! Isn't that "grand theft"??
Also, taking money for property you do not own nor have title to by claiming it is yours to sell is "THEFT BY DECEPTION" a felony crime for which she has been convicted three times in the past.

Someone else has recently posted a precis of the criminal and debt history of this woman. You can go here to read the specific details for yourself:
http://www.omahamoureality.blogspot.com


I have put up a precis of the specific information for her victims and law enforcement here: http://OmaHamouVictims.blogspot.com
You are encouraged to share information you may have about her and her activities with me.




OMA HAMOU AKA ALEXANDRA MCCONNELL BAD CHECK HISTORY:


07/22/2010 `NSF` CHECK WRITTEN BY OMA HAMOU WAS RECEIVED BY THE LOS ANGELES SUPERIOR COURT FOR FILING FEES AND MOTION FEE ,
(HAMOU, OMA) AKA(MCCONNELL, ALEXANDRA) AKA (DEMIAN, OME)
AKA (ASHKENAZY, OMA) AKA (HAMOU, ALEXANDRA) AKA(CHEDID,
OMA) AKA (JORDAN, REBECCA) AKA (TAYLOR, JORDAN) AKA
(ABRAMOV, OMA) NOTIFIED BY MAIL PER SECTION C.C.P.
411.20. PAYMENT DUE BY 08/16/10 , IN THE SUM OF $
310.00 . Proof is here in the case record: Cowan, Eric vs. Hamou, Oma (Michael Antonovich Antelope Valley Courthouse, Case No. 10U01290)

EARLY 2010 ERIK COWAN RECEIVED SEVERAL CHECKS FROM ALEXANDRA MCCONNELL/OMA HAMOU FOR RENT DUE ON PROPERTY HE OWNED. CHECKS WHERE BOTH NSF AND ON A CLOSED FLORIDA ACCOUNT BELONGING TO RESEDA SCREEN & GLASS. OMA HAMOU IS EVICTED FROM THE PROPERTY AS A RESULT. Cowan, Eric vs. Hamou, Oma (Michael Antonovich Antelope Valley Courthouse, Case No. 10U01290). Erik Cowan will confirm 661-947-2079

OCTOBER 2008 MRS. HUIKU BATCHELOR IS WRITTEN A CHECK FOR RENT BY ALEXANDRA MCCONNELL ON A CLOSED ACCOUNT IN THE NAME OF OMA HAMOU. THIS CHECK IS PROSECUTED AS FELONY FORGERY BY THE SAN BERNARDINO DISTRICT ATTORNEY. Case No. FVI802540 . District Attorney Bryan Stodghill will confirm. 760-243-8600

2004 OMA HAMOU ISSUES CHECKS ON A CLOSED ACCOUNT TO THE FOLLOWING PERSONS IN IRVINE CALIFORNIA:
ONE TO MONIQUE HAHN,
ONE TO WILD WEST MEDIA (17522 Von Karman Ave. Irvine, CA. 92614) ,
ONE TO RICH SCHAEFER.
-Police investigation into these bad checks was opened by the Irvine Police Department.

June 25, 1991 – Oma Demian (NOW OMA HAMOU) is arrested in the State of Utah for NSF Check November 7,1991 "Oma McConnell" (aka Oma Demian) was convicted in the State of Utah, Park City District Court, Utah Administrative Office of the Courts case number 2218-911613381, of the 2nd degree Felony crime of "Theft By Deception" in violation of Utah Criminal Statue 76-6-405, and a disposition of "Guilty" has been entered in that Court for this crime.
NSF CHECKS IN THIS CASE WERE WRITTEN TO
JUPITER PROPERTY MANAGEMENT/DIANE APT $5,000
FIRST SECURITY BANK $4,500

NSF Checks written by Oma Demian (now Hamou) in Wyoming to:
KMart, 12/14/90 $437.95
United Airlines 12/17/90 $3,456.00

JANUARY 24, 1992 OMA DEMIAN (NOW OMA HAMOU) CONVICTED IN YELLOWSTONE COUNTY MONTANA FOR FELONY OF ISSUING A BAD CHECK COMMON SCHEME, SENTENCED TO TEN YEARS PROBATION.


April 1, 1992: Oma Demian NOW OMA HAMOU AKA ALEXANDRA MCCONNELL convicted of the Felony offense of Issuing a bad check over $150 was sentenced to 120 months in Prison, sentence suspended. Case 91-103, in Billings,Yellowstone County Montana, for the fraudulent checks issued in 1991.
She is nearly psychotic in her daily compulsion because I stumbled onto these actual facts of her past, and present, which do not coincide with the personae she wants to project to others.

This woman, Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy et al, has for YEARS now, threatened me with civil and criminal actions. For years now, NOTHING has happened except more ongoing threats online.

I am called a "criminal stalker". First, being called a criminal is Libel per se in Texas, since I have never been convicted of ANYTHING worse than one speeding ticket. As for a stalker, well, I have no clue where this woman is, where she lives, and frankly I don't WANT to know, nor can I care less. In the words of one of her attorney's, Dave. S. "the faster that woman is in my rearview mirror the happier I'll be" (yeah I have the email he said that to me in.). I WISH NO CONTACT WITH OR FROM THIS PERSON.

I do NOT wish this person ill, or harm. Frankly, I do not care about her. The less I hear about her, the better. That said, no one should ever be subjected to harm or danger. I DO NOT WISH THIS PERSON HARM, nor have I advocated, wished, nor advised anyone to harm her. Such allegations are baseless, wrong and defamatory. I just want he to leave me and my partner ALONE and stop the thousands of pages of defamatory lies she puts up and allows "friends" to post on her website in order to cause me harm.


OMA HAMOU BUSINESS ENTITY: "ENIGMA ROYAL FILMS, LLC."

Hamou has reactivated a dormant LLC, Enigma Royal Films. BEWARE however, that the "agent" for service of process is LONG out of date. Shari Leinwand with Gibson, Dunn NO LONGER SERVES AS AGENT. Oma Hamou aka Alexandra McConnell aka Oma McConnell is the TRUE agent for service of process. As an active LLC, there are large debts this LLC owes:
10/24/2002 Writ of Execution Issued (LOS ANGELES COUNTY, ENIGMA ROYAL FILMS,LLC, $82,012.56 ) by American Express. Case Number: PC027665
AMERICAN EXPRESS TRAVEL RELATED SER. CO. VS. ENIGMA ROYAL
02/07/2006 JUDGMENT ENTERED AS A FINAL DISPOSITION ON 02/07/06 .
FOR (CURTIS, SUZANNE M) ATTORNEY AT LAW . AGAINST
(HAMOU, OMA) , (ENIGMA ROYAL FILMS, LLC) Case Number: 05V09066
CURTIS, SUZANNE M VS. HAMOU, OMA


WORLD WIDE CONSTRUCTION ENTERPRISES, INC. was formed on 2009-10-30 in California by OMA HAMOU located at 22815 VENTURA BLVD STE 891, WOODLAND HILLS CA 91364 .
Universal ID CA-C3114859
Name WORLD WIDE CONSTRUCTION ENTERPRISES, INC.
Registration Number C3114859
Type CORP
Status CANCELED
Address 22815 VENTURA BLVD STE 891, WOODLAND HILLS CA 91364
Formation Date 2009-10-30
REGISTERED AGENT Name OMA HAMOU
Address 22815 VENTURA BLVD #891, WOODLAND HILLS CA 91364 



OMA HAMOU AKA ALEXANDRA MCCONNELL BANKRUPTCY DISCREPENCIES AND TAX RECORD DISCREPENCIES:
Oma Hamou Alexandra McConnell filed for Bankruptcy with the Federal Court earlier in 2010. Here is her Bankruptcy Petition, this is the entire PDF file of 2mb, which is public record from the Court. She also filed tax returns with her lender trying to get a loan to purchase the O'Connor house. Comparing the two shows glaring discrepancies and untruths.
—Omission of Assets on Bankruptcy Petition and Schedules is considered A False Statement Under Penalty of Perjury, 18 U.S.C. § 152(3):

Oma Hamou owns two business entities, Enigma Films, Inc., and The Sarskaia Foundation plus Enigma Royal Films, LLC. Further, Oma Hamou owns and operates a website at www.OmaHamou.com, where she and alleged friends post information about her. Interestingly, Ms Hamou lists her own company, Enigma Films as her employer. The clear inference is that Enigma Films earns money with which to pay her as an employee. Yet, there is no declaration or disclosure of her ownership of these companies, nor disclosure of the value of these assets she owns.

HOWEVER: Her 2010 Tax Return states that she PURCHASED "Reseda Glass" in April 2010, three full months before the Bankruptcy filing.
NOTICE that her Bankruptcy Petition does not even MENTION she "owned" a business! Notice also on the Tax return she takes depreciation for two vehicles, a Toyota and a Ford F150, ACQUIRED THREE MONTHS BEFORE FILING, but she FAILED TO DISCLOSE THESE ASSETS UNDER OATH IN HER BANKRUPTCY PETITION.
MYSTERIOUS $145,000 IN CASH! SHE FAILED TO MENTION...
Notice here in her Loan Application she lists $145,000 CASH as an asset, yet, she FAILS to identify exactly WHERE that cash is.
NOTICE THE OMISSION OF SUBSTANTIAL JUDGMENTS ON THE LOAN APPLICATION AS WELL.
The Refai Judgment was just the previous year, yet she FAILED to disclose that to the lender. She lists small old debts, some as long ago as ten years, BUT FAILS TO DISCLOSE A SINGLE DEBT SHE LISTS ON THE BANKRUPTCY PETITION, JUST SIX MONTHS EARLIER. Interestingly, she doesn't list a SINGLE one of the debts on her Loan Application on her Bankruptcy Petition either!see below

Hamou received in excess of $50,000 in cash from Mr. Refai in May 2009, (see above) for which she signed a promissory note. Hamou made no disclosure of the whereabouts of this large sum of cash, nor did she disclose just where this substantial asset went. She FAILED to mention it to her lender as well...

Her 2010 IRS returns show "income" of $38,000 or $2,459 per month. She claims a "sole proprietorship" called "Reseda Glass" that "installs glass in high rise buildings" but has NO Federal Employer ID number, nor does she list any WAGES paid to any "employees". Is this almost 50 year old woman hanging off the side of a building installing glass ALL BY herself?
Her 2009 IRS Return, filed the same day (April 2011) swears that she was self employed earning $2,130 per month.
HOWEVER, her Bankruptcy Petition shows she claimed to have been employed for TEN YEARS by "Enigma Films and Glass Tech" earning $3,000 per month.
HOWEVER in, her LOAN APPLICATION Section IV "Employment Information" she wrote that "Reseda Glass" at the same address as her "residence", which is just actually a mail drop at a Fedex Office store, was her employer for TWO YEARS, and she earned $2459 per month.
ALL of this was sworn by her to be true under penalty of perjury, so she lied either on her Tax Returns, Loan Application, or her Bankruptcy Petition.
Hamou was charged with Felony Forgery (Cal. Penal Code 476) in San Bernardino County, Case FVI802540 Defendant 3045972 under her alias name of Alexandra Oma McConnell on December 2, 2008. Throughout 2009 she retained and paid for the services of her attorney Brian Watson. Charges were dismissed against her on January 11, 2010 when she paid Victim Restitution to her victim one Mrs. Huiku Batchelor, her former landlord.

Despite this payment being made within the six month window requiring disclosure, Ms Hamou failed to disclose this payment and preference of a creditor to the Federal Court.

—Omission of Assets on Bankruptcy Petition and Schedules is considered A False Statement Under Penalty of Perjury, 18 U.S.C. § 152(3).

Hamou McConnell Moran claims of violence, rape and cancer...
In 2002, she wrote to a Russian Orthodox Priest
Your Eminence:

I am writing to you to ask you to remember me in your prayers-
2 weeks ago I underwent surgery to remove cancer from my colon and I have 100
stitches inside of me. The physicians told me yesterday that my white blood
count is high and that I have 2 choices chemotherapy or another surgery as
they fear that it is spread in my uterus.
I am scared.

I am a single mother and I work hard and now my life...my health is not good.
I have been in the hospital and now I may have another surgery this week.
Some things are worth more than money-

June 2007: Her ex husband confirms Oma Hamou was still claiming cancer:
I herd this from my daughter ...Anyway...according to (my daughter) that is the case...she has cancer and has fulfilled her name of Oma which means cancer in Latin.

May 11, 2009 "Alexandra McConnell" signs a promissory note borrowing $50,000 from Hamid Refai, Mr. Refai confirms, through his attorney Thomas Ward that "Alexandra McConnell" borrowed this money to pay for "cancer treatments"

This is further confirmed by an email from a former roommate who wrote on July 8, 2009: By the way Hamid's wife knows it was LIPOSUCTION you drained their bank account for, not cancer in your asshole.
August 23, 2010 on her website: yes she is still undergoing treatment for her cancer. I can definitely attest to the fact that she has indeed suffered from cancer. Those treatments are so hard on her that I have had to help her back to the car, then into her house and even into bed because they leave her so sick and weak that she cannot do anything.


Ask yourself if the following make any, rational or reasonable common sense:
This woman claims to be an actress and model, but for a decade steadfastly REFUSES to provide one single shred of evidence to support the allegation, not even a credit, reference or magazine issue. She says only "I was and I don't have to prove it. YOU have to prove I wasn't". Does that make sense?

This woman claims that her three felony convictions were not Her fault, but rather someone else's fault. Does THAT make sense?

This woman claims that her recent Felony Forgery Charges in San Bernardino are "just a big mistake" and "law enforcement and the DA" are on "her side" and "believe her", yet they STILL pressed charges and scheduling dozens of hearings over FOURTEEN MONTHS. Does THAT make sense??

This woman has claimed for six years non stop that I am being investigated by law enforcement and the FBI. Yet, NOTHING ever happened, I have never been contacted by law enforcement for any reason in those six years other than one speeding ticket. Does it make any sense to you that law enforcement is doing ANYTHING for six years now?

Buddha said Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

Look at all the blathering posts she has put up on the internet, and ask yourself, do these things agree with YOUR reason and your own common sense? The answer is obvious.

As you can see, this woman and/or her cronies now LIE, falsify documents and use years old private letters to attempt to defame and disparage me, and Bob Atchison

Many people whom have come into contact with her call her a con artist and scam artist. She hangs out with convicted felons, even inviting these career criminals to live in her house with her.

You can verify all the arrests, judgments, evictions, etc for yourself with simple online searches.

You are free to email me with your questions, Rob@AustinWineGuy.com, and if you yourself have been a VICTIM of this woman Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy and her NEWEST Alexandra Moran, I encourage you to contact me.

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RobMoshein said...

Fresh new blog.

Carry on comments here please.

SnoopOma Lies. For decades now.

http://omahamoureport.org/SnoopOmaOldLies.pdf

Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"I've been told Mrs. Anna Refai, the wife of Hamid Refai, says she also wants someone to kill me."

Boy, she sure does know how to run a fan club.

RobMoshein said...

William didn't have anything "good" to say. John and his wife, same story. Everyone involved in the fictional "Malibu" party; the planner Scot, Raleigh Studios...and others. Eric Cowan- ditto. Monique, Rio- same story...Trey's mom - wow you should hear from her...Marcus' son..wow what a story...her own lawyers can't get away from her fast enough...we keep hearing from new people who are very unhappy with her, even in the last several weeks.

The only time we have EVER heard from anyone who had nice things to say, they were made up emails which all tracked back to SnoopOmaSand herself. Not ONE person who was real has yet to stand up and say anything to us which is positive.

It is indeed an odd "Fan Club" she has going...

Blake Springpasture said...

Boy, the old gal is testy today. The constant dodging of court orders, sanctions, warrants, and process servers must be getting on her nerves again.

RobMoshein said...

From M. about SnoopOmaSand's REALITY:

She also had a journal of 5, yes 5, possible men who could be these babies father. In reality the father was a man named Essie who was a chauffeur for a well to do man in LA. Another of the men was the nephew of a bishop or something at a local greek or russian orthodox church close to Beverly Hills. Most of the others seemed to be middle easterners. She had a photo of herself dressed in Arab garb to give to the babies. Nicholas Alexander Royal Kennedy was born in the early morning hours of July 27, 1986 by c-section at Cedars Sinai.

RobMoshein said...

An email from a person who was involved with SnoopOmaSand (who isn't Patrick, or Eric Cowan, or William Monk...)

her evilness will never be forgotten.
I never want to cross paths with her again. I am sorry for him but glad she lives in a constant hell of her own making. She causes pain and suffering to all. Please feel free to email me if you want confirmation on any of this story.

RobMoshein said...

My friends at the local paper, and there are many these days, all have laughed when I tell them of SnoopOmaSand's threats to send the paper "packages" about me. They all love to tell me the stories about the Bat Shit Crazy piles of paper that people send to their offices, telling all kinds of Bat Shit Crazy things about people. It all ends up in the trash of course.

Just like SnoopOmaSand herself. Trash.

Blake Springpasture said...

Wow.

Dressed as a Russian empress (sort of).

Dressed in Arab garb.

Dressed as a business executive with horn-rimmed glasses and hair pulled back tight.

Her head photoshopped onto other women's bodies.

Is there anything about her life that is not a stage prop?

Except, of course, for living on the grift in squalor as a squatter.

She has her photographs. We have ours.

Rebecca Jordan said...

Royal and Kennedy? Kind of overkill, girlfriend.

RJ

Rebecca Jordan said...

Oh, brother. I would kill to be a fly on the wall at the Austin newspaper when that package arrives. By the way, Oma, I hope you are still wearing the tinfoil hat when you wrap it, to ward off the evil beams of those who plot your ruin. A loose definition of which would be everyone who has ever dealt with you, honeybunch.

RJ

RobMoshein said...

Well, first there is no such news organization as "Statesman".

Secondly, I reached out to TWO editors who know me well. Both said the same thing: They would know if anyone on their staff was "investigating" me. There are no secrets in the newsroom.

Both also said that it is the policy to INFORM people who are being investigated and give them the opportunity to explain their side of the issues. Both also said they would have told me and they both said, well, I'll change their words to "Bat Shit Crazy".

So, without a NAME of the person, it is just more of SnoopOmaSand's Bat Shit Crazy Brain Dead Stoopid LIES.

RobMoshein said...

SnoopOmaSand doesn't understand how brain dead STOOOPID she is.

The Editors at the newspaper know EXACTLY what all of their reporters are working on, at all times. No reporter spends his time without FIRST getting his editor's permission and approval on the story.

All editors keep the other editors aware of what their people are working on, to prevent overlaps and enable the sharing of information and leads.

Your "guy" doesn't WORK for the organization, if his editors don't know what he is spending his time on.

The editors I contacted all would know if ANYONE on their staff were working on such a story. If for no other reason than THEY KNOW ME. DUH.

You can't even call SnoopOma a dim bulb on this one. Her bulb was shorted and defective from the get go.

Nobody is working on any story to "expose me". Nobody will ever call.

They never have, they never do. Just like the FBI and all those police.

She is trash. Yesterdays old hagged out trash.

Rebecca Jordan said...

What a terrifying threat, Rob. Or it would be if she could afford the postage to mail a package.

Honestly, Oma, if there is even a particle of sanity left between your ears, try and look at what you are about to do with some objectivity. You are about to cram all of your secret files into a package and mail it off to a newspaper. The newspaper reporter, if he doesn't simply toss it into the vertical file, will investigate. (I cannot believe I am even doing your the courtesy of taking your insanity seriously, but what the hell, I'm a little bored this afternoon). So what happens next? He or she begins to run checks on your stuff, and guess what? Everything that Rob has put up about you is documented. I'm not talking about invective here, sweetie. You hate Rob, Rob hates you. We get it. But unlike Rob, you are not a trained anything. You have not documented anything, while his stuff is public record. You have page after page after page of the crazy, Oma. At the moment you are enraged because of a blog that asserts you are being trailed by aliens.

Well. I tried. Good luck with the package. Don't forget the tinfoil hat.

And Rob, I would tremble. Just as law enforcement does her bidding, so too are newspapermen now ready to operate outside their basic code of ethics. Because Oma Hamou's problems are bigger than Watergate.

Rebecca

RobMoshein said...

Of course, RJ, I'm not worried or even anything more than amused.

This isn't the first time she insisted the local paper was investigating me. My friends there have all seen her blather on her websites. They all laugh, because, believe it or not, they get even CRAZIER stuff than what she sends. They all insist that I'd be the first to know if they were going to do any sort of investigation on me.

Off to Chicago in the morning for the Art exhibit opening at the Museum. One of my pieces I loaned was used in the Sun Times article about the show!

Should be a nice couple of days.

RobMoshein said...

ROFLMAO.

Lord SnoopOma is well unhinged and devoid of reality today.

Go back and watch "All the President's Men" again. Remember how Woodward and Bernstein's editor, Ben Bradlee played wonderfully by Jason Robards, was on top of every STEP of the WATERGATE story.

I guess I really "am" a bigger story than Watergate. At least to someone Bat Shit Crazy.

Go back to Webster's or the OED, Calling someone BRAIN DEAD STOOOPID is not "violent"...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rebecca Jordan said...

Not for anything, Oma, but you throw a lot of rocks about internet pictures for someone who posts self-portraits that have been photo-shopped into the next solar system. I know people who use pictures of Ava Gardner as their avatars on Facebook, dear. It doesn't mean they're Ava Gardner. Or the Empress of Russia.

Meanwhile, back on planet Crazy. She is now claiming that she is filing --- I'm sorry, has filed --- criminal charges against the blog about her alien companion. Can you beat it?

It looks as though the reporters aren't going to be the only ones laughing. Just keep telling yourself that they're laughing with you, girlfriend. With you.

Rebecca

Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"the charge FRAUD doesn't appear in any data base in any state here in the United States against me."

True. The word used in the court records in San Bernardino County when she was arrested and held on a $1 million bond was FORGERY.

You know, sometimes it's hard to digest just how crazy this woman is. The minute any reporter (or any policeman) looks at this blog and sees the list of unpaid court judgments, the rental history, the arrest history, the court sanctions, the bench warrants -- and sees that Bob Atchison holds final judgments against her in Texas and California -- they will immediately know they're dealing with a woman totally out of touch with reality.

There are surely victims aplenty in this soup. The problem for her is that Hamou is not one of them -- even though she seems to be the only one who cannot see it.

Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"there was no judicial determination of any kind that I had in fact forged anything"

Again, the actual words the court used in its order was that you were to pay "victim restitution". That is not a phrase a court puts in the record on someone deemed innocent. The only reason the case did not proceed to trial was that you finally covered the forged check you wrote -- albeit after 13 months of delay.

Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"I would have never been arrested for anything had my ex landlord not read & believed the lies published on the web about me by Rob Moshein and Bob Atchison"

No, nitwit. You would never have been arrested if you had not written a bad check on yet another closed account.

Rebecca Jordan said...

Details, Blake. Details.

RobMoshein said...

And don't forget the District Attorney wouldn't drop the charges unless and until Victim Restitution was paid. Not exactly just a "bad check" at all

Blake Springpasture said...

I'm confused.

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"the information you or any other member of Bob Atchison's Alexander Palace Time Machine history forum has not either caused my arrest and or my being charged with a crime."

But hasn't Hamou been insisting that we called Animal Control, which resulted in the animal abuse charges against her just a few months ago and her arrest for failure to appear?

Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"They made an absolute claim (many others) DOn's family had lost the house"

The claim was that Morton's house was lost to foreclosure, not that Don's family lost the house.

Hamou overlooked (or conveniently ignored) the entry in the property record that showed a zero-dollar sale of the house on November 6, 2002 -- a date several years before Don Morton's death.

Such an entry is indicative of a transfer of property without a cash payment -- such as would be the case in a foreclosure.

Perhaps Randy and Edna Morton assumed the mortgage in a cashless transaction after Don Morton lost the house.

But, as the record Hamou herself posted proves, Don Morton most certainly lost ownership of the home in 2002 without receiving any payment -- and little over a year after he and Hamou parted ways.

The nitwit really ought to learn how to analyze evidence before posting it, as it all too frequently proves the matter she is trying to disprove.

Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"the documents I sent to several news organizations including OWN people are interested in exposing you and your ilk!!!"

So the documents are interested in exposing someone.

What other interests do they have? Do they also drive and cook?

Honestly, woman, did they not teach English in Albion?

I can't wait to see the headline of these news stories, though: "Con Artist Works to Expose Those Who Are Exposing Her".

Perhaps it never occurred to you that a responsible news organization will not run a story until they interview all parties with relevant information. That means a very long list of your victims and landlords will be contacted. And that will be quite the eye opener for the reporter.

If you seriously believe any news organization is going to run a story that casts as a victim a woman who has a dozen and a half unpaid judgments against her, who has a criminal history, who has been sued by her own lawyers, who is a serial squatter, who has unpaid court sanctions levied on her, who has contempt or court citations against her, who has animal abuse charges pending, and who has outstanding bench warrants, then you really are as Bat Shit Crazy as Moshein says.

And here's a question:

Does it really not bother you that Don Morton, a elderly man who retired with a comfortable nest egg, died penniless and with a large court judgment against him after getting pulled into your schemes?

Oh, why bother with asking? We know the answer. Sociopaths are bothered by nothing except what gets in their way.

Rebecca Jordan said...

Here's an idea, Oma. Get affidavits from the Mortons, Cowan, Batchelor, Judge Doyal, all of the people who you claim support your version of events. In the affidavits, have them swear that Moshein is lying when he uses their names online. After all, you complain about this all of the time. Surely they must object as well? Then get affidavits from American Express and all of the other companies that you have been trying to make restitution, that they understand your situation because you have been in contact with them to address it. Then get an affidavit from Markell (it was the Radisson in SP, by the way) that he supports your efforts to clear your name.

That's a lot of affidavits. Failing that, perhaps you could get these people and companies to email Moshein on your behalf.

Blake Springpasture said...

Becks, I hate to disappoint you, but you're never going to see all those supportive statements "in writing" from sympathetic judges, police, landlords, credit card companies, other creditors, and sundry victims.

Why? Well, they don't exist. She posts everything she can lay her hands on, almost including her used toilet paper, if she has it. If she doesn't post it, you can be sure she doesn't have it.

What does exist "in writing" are a dozen and a half judgments, arrest records, conviction records, police complaints filed by landlords, criminal charges filed by a D.A., contempt citations, sanction orders, bench warrants, and a Writ of Execution.

She's a con artist. It's how they work.

Blake Springpasture said...

Hoo, boy. Long reposts of old posts from other forums and lots of ranting over on the "Ask Oma" forum. But still not a single one of those statements of support from judges, police, creditors, landlords, or victims.

Now ain't that a puzzle?

RobMoshein said...

Hey guys. Back from Chicago. Wonderful time at the Museum gallery opening reception for my family's art.

Well DUH the "affidavits" and "letters" are fictional.

SnoopOmaSand is a LIAR. About everything.

I think the Albion Schools did their best with the little whore/thief who's parents got rid of her ASAP. SHE is the one who is just barely functionally literate.

Viz: "There is no sundry victims,"

Wow, I know people for whom English is a third or fourth language who have a better grasp of English than our little liposuctioned con artist animal abusing squatter, fraudster does....

Nice to be home.

Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"You can tell they are nervous"

Yep. We're nervous. Real nervous. Yep. That's what we are.

Sincerely,
Jon Lovitz

Bob Atchison said...

It's very soon now --- Oma Hamou's House of Cards is about to completely collapse into dust. All the lies will end once and for all. It's a great and wonderful thing.

RobMoshein said...

SnoopOmaSand wrote: I don't understand.

For once, she wrote something totally accurate and on point.

Yes, mere days from now, Bob. Surprises are such fun.
Tick Tock. Tick Tock.

RobMoshein said...

Well, the last bit of paperwork for Bob's surprise is finally in place.

Tick
Tick
Tick.

Still waiting to hear from the FBI...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

She is:
Bat
Shit
Crazy.

RobMoshein said...

Anyone else notice that whenever Oma/Alexandra disappears, Snoopy and Sandman do as well?

Coincidence? I think not.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Blake Springpasture said...

Here's how an invitation to one of Hamou's soirees reads:

"You're Invited!

What: A gathering in grand surroundings with exquisite cuisine, fine wines, and the best entertainment Hollywood has to offer.

When: Any time after I wake up around noon (except Saturdays).

Where: My head.

BYOM(oney).

Blake Springpasture said...

Off to the hospital again, eh? I wonder what it is this time.

Landlord flu?

Bad check palpitations?

Animal Control neuralgia?

Court date cancer?

RobMoshein said...

I think it's a severe case of acutely closed account check issuing, or stolen credit card-io myopathy.

Bob Atchison said...

Well, whatever Oma has it's highly contagious and Snoopy and Sandman have obviously caught it. Perhaps they are lined up in parallel beds in some sock-puppet hospital ward.

Here's some advice for our new sock-puppet character Monsieur Admin - got the sniffles? Feeling a fever coming on? Call a doctor before you too vanish from Oma's forum like Biernat did and now Snoopy, Oma and Sandman have all done.

Of course, there is nothing Oma can do. Running away and hiding cannot stop what is about to happen.

It is over for her scam. It's finished forever.

I would not be surprised if she vanishes and we never hear from her again.

RobMoshein said...

Ah the cancer scam rears up again. It's been Uterine, Cerival, Breast. What now? Rectal and Cranial I'd suggest, since SnoopOmaSand keeps both in the same place.

Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"I went into the hospital for what I believed was a routine visit and was admitted because of cancer"

Hospitals are not doctors' offices. No one goes to hospitals for "routine visits", except for the uninsured indigent, who use emergency rooms in lieu of doctor visits.

And Rob, you forgot about that very rare cancer that spread from her rectum to her uterus -- a previously unheard of metastasis vector of the sort only a woman who managed to fly from Boston to L.A. on 9/11 would have.

In other words, the sloppy lie of a con artist who forgets to do her homework before constructing her tale.

It would seem that that after breast, uterine, and rectal cancers she would try to think up a new disease for trying to milk pity. The hackneyed cancer scam is just plain tiresome at this point.

Blake Springpasture said...

I also forgot to mention that there is no test that is done to detect or confirm cancer for which results would come back during an office visit.

This is just another one of her ludicrously ill-informed plays for sympathy.

Of course, with typical Hamou high-melodrama, not only does she have some rare cancer that could be diagnosed on the spot, but it was such a surprise and so far advanced that it required immediate hospital admission and two blood transfusions right off the bat.

She's a con artist. It's how they -- or at least the particularly stupid ones -- work.

RobMoshein said...

Also, Blake, when cancer is detected an identified (which takes some time) they don't HOSPITALIZE you immediately either.

A course of treatment is determined well in advance. Duh.

Lying Bat Shit Crazy STOOOPID Con Artist. Not even smart enough to come up with a decent lie.

The more important part is how utterly scared to death she is now and how she is trying to disappear, which she always does with the cancer lies.

Penelope Autumnvale said...

Oh, my pets! What absolutely distressing news about Ms. Hamou / McConnell / Murphy / Moran / Hanoi.

And I think it's simply horrible of you to make such fun of her condition. What she says happened to her absolutely can happen.

My darling cousin Immerlügner Einbein had the very same thing happen to him. The very same thing.

Poor, dear Lügner (that is our nickname for the darling boy) went to the emergency room for a hangnail. Well, didn't the doctor take one look at him and tell him he must have cancer to look like that. So they threw him onto a gurney, hooked him up to blood bags, and whisked him away to a hospital room.

And the news was worse than terrible once all the tests were done. He had a tumor on his penis that had spread to his left ear, liver, right elbow, and foot. The doctors had never seen such a thing and told us he was something of a medical miracle.

They were getting ready to publish an article in a renowned medical journal about him, but it turned out there were several warrants out for Lügner, so the doctors never were able to finish their article.

Fortunately, though, Lügner's fit as a fiddle these days. As soon as he raised bail, he had a miraculous and completely unprecedented remission.

The doctors are simply aghast.

So, please, my sweets. Don't be so mean to Ms. H / M / M / M / H. These things really do happen.

Just ask Cousin Lügner.

Mitzi said...

Darlings, so mean! I'm with my darling sisters and Nitzana wants me to point out that when she did her interview with darling Omele, they had to stop off so that she could have a transfusion then as well! So, darlings, it's not like this hasn't happened bef--

What's that, Nitzi, sweetness?

Oh. She says she didn't actually see her getting the transfusion, it was just one of the many colorful stories darling Omele added to the interview after Nitzi wrote it.

So. Never mind.

Anyway, darlings, we're tooling around darling Los Angeles in darling Bitsy's Navigator with a big bouquet of lilies for darling Omele, but so far no luck in finding her registered at any hospitals, although Bitsy just piped up and said maybe we should try those places where you can sell your blood for money, and I just told her, no, darling, Omele received the blood, she didn't give it, and Bitsy said let's just say some blood changed hands and leave it at that, do you want to try that place at the seedy end of Sunset and then hit lunch?

Darlings, such fun!

Also, Pennele, darling, not for anything, but your entire family is starting to sound like cast of Hogan's Heroes, darling, only with none of the prisoners. Didn't you love little Robert Clary? I could have pinched his tiny little French cheeks right off, darlings!

Love from the Kedems, darlings!

Mitzi

RobMoshein said...

Hmmm. Maybe there is another really old Arab guy with some money who SnoopOmaSand has on her radar. Just like she did with Hamid, all the claims of cancer back then.

And the ludicrous signature. Posting under her own name, then signing off like a business letter.

Thank you all for your prayers.

Mr. Robert Moshein

(BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH.....)

Rebecca Jordan said...

It's hard to say. She apparently gets her idea of how hospitals work from Grey's Anatomy.

Ms. Rebecca E. Jordan

RobMoshein said...

Patrick reminded me that SnoopOmaSand was telling him she had rectal cancer as well, at the time when she was scamming him about buying his house.

She's been ridden with cancer for quite some time it seems.

A true Medical Miracle!

Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"if I don't have an operation I would only live for another 2 weeks"

Oh, good grief. How many harrowing escapes from death can this woman have?

Getting hit on the head by a baseball.

Passing out in a bank line.

Marcus Demian forcing her to her knees in a field with a pistol in her mouth.

Barely escaping death on 9/11 when she, too, just happened to be on a flight from Boston to Los Angeles.

Gunfire through the glass doors of the house in Littlerock.

Snoopy carrying her limp body up the steps of a hospital because she was too weak to walk.

Now with only two weeks left to live.

She has more predictable cliffhangers than the "Perils of Pauline" shorts at the talkies.

Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand also posted;

"Fuck you asshole"

Now that's some language for a woman who could be meeting her maker in a fortnight.

Blake Springpasture said...

Carol Burnett and Harvey Korman did a hilarious sendup of "Love Story" in a skit called "Lovely Story".

Burnett, playing the Ali McGraw character, ends a sentence with a tiny cough. Next thing you know, she's fading away.

Korman, spoofing the Ryan O'Neal character, asks Burnett whether he can get her anything. She asks for a four-minute egg.

Korman, deadpanning to the camera, bites his finger in feigned despair and turns to Burnett, asking, "could you do with a three-minute egg?"

I'd love to see what those two could do with the ins and outs of Hamou's perennial knocks at death's door.

RobMoshein said...

Wow, SnoopOmaSand's lies just keep on getting less credible than ever.

A 2 week prognosis of survival of ANY cancer means that it is so widespread already that NOTHING can be done except "palliative" care, making the patient as comfortable as possible until they die. Such cancers are incurable!

Anyone told they have only 2 weeks to live by a doctor would be put into palliative care. There is nothing further to be done and surgery would be useless.

Another clue: nobody actually would say "they told me I have cancer". They would be given an ACCURATE diagnosis. "Stage III Uterine Cancer" or "Acute Myloid Leukemia" or "Stage IV Rectal cancer"....never just a blanket "cancer".

But then, this is all real world medicine, something SnoopOmaSand and her sociopathic, narcicisstic disordered mind routinely ignores.

The real evil is that she uses the genuine suffering of people who have actual cancers.

Amazing, but Bat Shit Crazier has now become
Battier
Shittier
Crazier

She must be totally unglued with fear and paranoia at this point.

Bob Atchison said...

Maybe she is planning to vanish by faking a death from cancer online.

If any of this had really happened she would have posted all of the hospital documents online - it's all fantasy for her. She's the center of attention in her own narcissistic drama.

Could yet another claim of rape be coming next?

All of this is so silly. It may feed her narcissism, but it will have no effect on what is about to happen. Nothing she can do can stop it. Her scam is about to end and it will all come tumbling down around her.

RobMoshein said...

Got this in an email from a former neighbor of hers:
Animal control had her psychologicaly evaluated when the abuse charges were first brought, maybe the Court ordered another psych. test and she was in the Nut house"

Well, she often uses a tiny kernel of truth in lies. The Hospital she was in may well have been a MENTAL Hospital. She may well indeed have gone in for a "routine" exam, and was put on a mandatory 76 hour "5150" hold!

Remember how she was "Talking to the Burbank Police" when she had REALLY BEEN ARRESTED!

Bob Atchison said...

Wow, you may have something there.

Rebecca Jordan said...

She would have made it, too, if she hadn't been wearing her lucky ham.

Rebecca Jordan said...

I hadn't wanted to say anything because I don't want any attention . . . but . . . I have developed leprosy . . .yes . . . leprosy . . .it came on suddenly with no warning. I was visiting my manicurist for a touch up to my polish, and suddenly . . . oh, I can hardly bear to speak of it . . . my pinky just came off in her hands. It was so embarrassing. Naturally, the took me to the leper asylum, but on the way, darn it, my right ear detached. Then . . . all of my fingers . . . one by one . . . but no attention, please . . . I am typing this with my nose, by the way . . .

RJ

Rebecca Jordan said...

She was being psychologically evaluated? There's a medical report I would pay to read.

Blake Springpasture said...

It would certainly make sense. The people from the dog rescue website told me that she was known to them and to Animal Control as an animal hoarder from prior incidents.

In fact, one of the women from that site had been to O'Connor's house to help Hamou find placement for some of the dogs. It was she who told us about the kitchen showing signs of a fire, the place being a pig sty, and the animals being infested with disease.

It makes one wonder. Was the reason Hamou was picked up by Burbank Police on a warrant a failure to appear for the psychological evaluation?

We all know the risks she will run to avoid a debtor's examination.

For some reason, she has a huge dread of any judicial inquiry into her affairs or state of mind.

And why wouldn't she? She's not only a con artist. She's a sociopath.

Mitzi said...

Darling Rivka! We miss you, darling!

Three little words: "Narcissistic Personality Disorder". My Aunt Chava, G-d rest her soul, used to be the same way. "The bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral, we should only be so lucky!" as my Uncle Shmuel used to say. He wasn't even a doctor, but he knew it when he saw it, darling!

So we had no luck finding her at the hospitals or the blood banks yesterday, although as Bitsy said, "who knows what she is calling herself these days?"

How right she is, darlings. How right she is!

Mitzi

Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"I have to go the extra mile to protect myself and family and today as I was at the hospital, learning what that scum sucking pig, Bob Atchison has been up too, I screamed, why can't that bastard stay out of my life and leave me alone."

No one who plasters her life all over the internet has any right to expect to be left alone.

Hamou had this strange notion that she could go onto the internet, post self-congratulatory and laudatory things about herself, fabricate stories by admiring "journalists", solicit sympathy for her tales of woe and domestic abuse -- and then have everyone accept it without challenge and post only reactions of adulation and pity that she so craved.

Well, that's not the way the internet works.

And it's especially not the way the internet works for a woman whose lengthy history of arrests, convictions, court judgments, bench warrants, court sanctions, animal abuse, and evictions are themselves on the internet on public court websites -- all things which give lie to the portrait of herself she tries to paint on the internet.

A woman who has been making claims of cancer in various parts of her body going back at least ten years really should not be expecting much sympathy when she comes up with yet another version of that tired old tale.

It's called crying wolf too many times.

Remember that we're dealing with a woman who just a few short months ago posted on the internet that she spent the day with the Burbank Police discussing our "criminal" actions against her when, in fact, she spent the day in a jail cell where the Burbank Police tossed her on a warrant relating to animal abuse charges.

Remember, too, that we're dealing with a woman who expropriates body shots of other women and photoshops her head onto them before posting them on the internet as pictures of herself.

She's a pathological liar, a sociopath, and a really slapdash con artist.

If she really is going in for any surgery, like as not it's yet another go at liposuction. Or, if she's looked in a mirror lately, maybe a face lift.

Penelope Autumnvale said...

Now, now, boys. Quit being such scamps.

It must be simply horrible to have announce on the internet that you have only two weeks to live.

No matter how many times Ms. Hamou / McConnell / Moran / Murphy / Hanoi has had to do it, given how regularly she finds her life in peril, it still cannot possibly be any easier this time.

I'm sure it's just as hard to have to publicize such sad news today as it was years ago when she had to inform that churchman of the distressing news that her rectal cancer had spread to her uterus.

And every time I hear she has had another liposuction and lived to tell about it, I simply swoon with relief. Ever since that lovely Alicia Silverstone's mother in "Clueless" died from a freak liposuction accident I just cannot get the horrors of what could have happened to Ms. H / M / M / M / H out of my mind. And there wouldn't even be a movie to tell about it. And probably not even a news story, unless that lovely, albeit frustrated, Ms. Nitzana Kedem comes out of retirement to report it.

But no matter how much unkind fun you make of her, my dears, at least she has the solace of the expressions of sympathy that I'm sure are pouring in from all those creditors who are always sending her messages of support.

Tschüß,
A very, very worried Mrs. A.

Blake Springpasture said...

Odd, but Hamou has made no mention of her cancer and her possibility of imminent death on her Twitter page.

With all her followers on Twitter, why wouldn't she want them to know she might soon be signing off for good and the sad reason why?

RobMoshein said...

SnoopOmaSand wrote:
Shall I tell the world what you did to me and what this big HAMMER you claim is going to come down on my head thanks to you or shall I let you tell the world because never in your imagination did you think anyone would tell my attorneys who told me what you've done and how far you have gone to make certain I am harmed.

Yes, Please do tell the whole world everything! and tell the whole world the NAMES of your "attorneys". The whole world is VERY interested.

Bob Atchison said...

Two weeks to live - that means Oma will be gone by Labor Day. Mark your calendars.

I wonder if she has made her funeral arrangements?

When she will enter the hospice for the last days of her life?

Will she be receiving the Last Rites of the Russian Orthodox Church? Will the "Elders of Her Church" be there?

Will she be posting on her forum from there?

Bob Atchison said...

Snoopy - prepare the Imperial dress, place Dr. Pedro Ara on call - only a few days remain...

Bob Atchison said...

Ah, precious memories of cancer from years gone by:

Message-ID: <133.aaaf509.29bc1b96@aol.com>
Date: Sat, 9 Mar 2002 21:14:46 EST
Subject: (no subject)
To: sudosa@mail.rcom.ru

Your Eminence:

I am writing to you to ask you to remember me in your prayers- 2 weeks ago I underwent surgery to remove cancer from my colon and I have 100 stitches inside of me. The physicians told me yesterday that my white blood count is high and that I have 2 choices chemotherapy or another surgery as they fear that it is spread in my uterus.

I am scared.

I am a single mother and I work hard and now my life... my health is not good.

I have been in the hospital and now I may have another surgery this week.

Some things are worth more than money-

Please forgive me and pray that my health be restored.

I kiss your hand and remain,

God's Servant and Servant of the Church

Alexandra

Blake Springpasture said...

Good grief. Who in the hell would report the supposed number of stitches "inside" her in a communication to her church?

Oh, yeah. A woman who would haul pictures of herself beaten black and blue to business meetings.

The woman is an extreme exhibitionist, as well as a narcissistic sociopath, who craves to be the center of attention and will publicize the most personal and absurd things to be there -- no matter how ridiculous or downright strange it makes her look.

Blake Springpasture said...

Hmmm. Still no official announcement on Twitter from Mrs. Oma Hamou that she has cancer and might have only two weeks to live.

How strange. She tweets about being "stalked", about "her children", and about other aspects of her life.

Why wouldn't she want her many followers there to know of this newest health crisis, especially as it might take her away from them almost any day now?

Seems rather inconsiderate of people to whom she gives weather reports, whom she wishes good morning and good night, to whom she communicates her dining plans and with whom she shares recipes, and whom she tells when she is happy and when she is sad. Rather rude, in fact.

Don't they deserve to know? Or is she just going to her early grave leaving them to wonder where she got off to?

Surely she wouldn't want them just to assume she got arrested (again) or was homeless (again). That would be a very unfortunate epitaph for such an illustrious life.

RobMoshein said...

Thanks SnoopOmaSand for CONFIRMING that you know NOTHING about Bob's plans and that you do NOT have "attorneys". Which we actually already knew to be the case.

Always worth a laugh to watch you squirm and wiggle, though not quite the laugh from the WeHo Drag Queen self pic you keep posting. Blood boiling? Hardly. Belly laughing? Totally.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bob Atchison said...

I have said for a long time that her forum exists as a platform for her narcissistic fantasies. She knows they are all lies (obviously) and she knows no one goes to her forum except her and us. She also knows that she has no supporters and is completely alone in all this.

Since she can't slap us in person or attack us in the real world, her forum is the only place she has to 'get us' - even though it's all cyber-drama. She needs this drama to feed her narcissism.

Bob Atchison said...

...and yes, Rob, she has no idea what is about to happen and I am not going to give her any clues.

As I have written several times, in a few days her scam will be finished, over, kaput... the con is about to collapse - "House of Cards" - as I described it. It's about time. The lies are over.

Bob Atchison said...

Rob, remember the story of Narcissus, where we get the term narcissism from? In the Greek myth Narcissus was led to a pool where he saw his own reflection in the water and fell in love with it, not realizing it was merely an image. Unable to leave the beauty of his reflection, Narcissus died.

Oma stares at these pictures and 'falls in love' with herself.

Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"My attorney told me we can and will file a lawsuit because of many things...."

Wow. Those are big plans for someone with only two weeks to live.

I hope this attorney is quicker to the draw than all the other attorneys who have been going to do this and that to us for years now.

Blake Springpasture said...

Correction:

Actually, at this point it's only about a week and a half.

But who's counting?

Blake Springpasture said...

Well, I guess the death in two weeks is just going to be another one of Hamou's missed deadlines:

- missed the deadline for appealing Bob's judgment against her

- missed the deadline for appealing Hamid Refai's judgment against her

- missed the deadline for challenging the Sister State Judgment Bob obtained against her in California

- missed the deadline for challenging the dismissal of her RICO suit

- missed all the deadlines for filing her bankruptcy schedules

- missed all the Creditor Meetings in her bankruptcy

- failed to appear for debtors exams ordered by the Texas court, the California court, and the federal bankruptcy court

- missed the hearings where contempt orders were issued against her

- missed the hearings where bench warrants were issued for her arrest

- failed to respond to court orders on the animal abuse charges

- failed to mail that "certified check" to pay the Texas sanctions that she was supposedly going to mail by a Friday some three months ago

- failed to refile her RICO case as promised

- failed to refile her bankruptcy as promised

- failed to do anything with that report from her "IT Team" that was just days away over a year ago

- failed to get the convictions in Wyoming, Utah, and Montana expunged, despite the crack legal team she had working on it

No, she won't die from cancer any time soon. She just won't get around to it.

RobMoshein said...

I'm certain SnoopOmaSand must be very very relieved once law enforcement verified that she really lives where she lives.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Sorry Ms Bat Shit Crazy, but if the FBI really wants to speak Bob, or me, or frankly anybody else, all they need do is pick up the phone and call.

Which, of course, they have never ever done. Which is how we know you are a Bat Shit Crazy Narcissistic Liar. And Brain Dead Stoopid to boot.

Bob Atchison said...

Great summary, Blake - that really nails her.

RobMoshein said...

Thought it might be interesting to sort out how many times SnoopOmaSand has had "cancer"...

We know she said Anal cancer that spread to her uterus in 2002, Bob posted the letter.

March 2009 she claimed she was raped by unknown men who kept repeating "Bob Atchison" the whole time, and she got PREGNANT from it...(Interesting, because of course, uterine cancer would have required a hysterectomy!) which Debbie said happened a YEAR before cancer recurred, so there was another second "cancer bout" in 2008!.

So in August 2010 Debbie wrote: I can definitely attest to the fact that she has indeed suffered from cancer. Those treatments are so hard on her that I have had to help her back to the car, then into her house and even into bed because they leave her so sick and weak. She was STILL "undergoing treatment for cancer" in August 2010...when living in Cowan's house (confirmed by another Snoopy post March 2011)

OK, so know we have THREE bouts of Cancer...

NOW a FOURTH bout of CANCER in 2013!!

Will somebody PLEASE alert the Journal of Oncology, they will be dying to hear about this Miracle of Survival!




RobMoshein said...

Well, lets see.

On MONDAY SnoopOmaSand said has been determined that I do have cancer and will need immediate surgery and treatment thereafter.

But, every single day she has been posting and posting and posting. All week. I suggest a second opinon from another doctor. Her current ones seem to have a rather vague definition of "immediate"...

or maybe they did the surgery under a local, so she could continue to post from the Operating Room...

Bob Atchison said...

The clock is ticking - we are now just a few days away from poor Oma's death from cancer. There are so many decisions to be made...

Jewish, Muslim, Mormon, Baptist, Satanic or Orthodox ceremony? All six to be safe? Why not!

What name/names should go on the headstone? Last chance for a new AKA!

Peter and Paul or Desert Lawn Memorial Park?

Empress, bridal or prom dress? Tiara - absolutely!

RobMoshein said...

Apparantly, SnoopOmaSand's "friends" are as Brain Dead Stoopid as she is.

The classic version is by Ovid, found in book 3 of his Metamorphoses (completed 8 AD). This is the story of Narcissus and Echo. There was a day when Narcissus was walking in the woods. Echo, an Oread (mountain nymph) saw him, fell deeply in love, and followed him. Narcissus sensed he was being followed and shouted "Who's there?". Echo repeated "Who's there?". She eventually revealed her identity and attempted to embrace him. He stepped away and told her to leave him alone. She was heartbroken and spent the rest of her life in lonely glens until nothing but an echo sound remained of her. Nemesis, the goddess of revenge, learned of this story and decided to punish Narcissus. She lured him to a pool where he saw his own reflection. He didn't realize it was only an image and fell in love with it. He eventually realised that his love could not be addressed and died

cf: http://www.greekmyths-greekmythology.com/narcissus-myth-echo/

Penelope Autumnvale said...

Oh, Rebecca, my dear. I am SOOOO embarrassed. For some reason, I did not see the post about your leprosy.

How absolutely horrible for you, you precious thing.

I hope it is not in poor taste to bring this up, but I feel I need to make the offer, anyway, as I know how well you like to dress nicely and how much a serious illness can throw one's clothing budget in disarray.

My adorable Aunt Gretl loved to collect shoes and spent a small fortune on fabulous hand-made Italian footwear. As you well know, the classics never go out of fashion.

However, Aunt Gretl had the tiniest little feet, and no one in the family has been able to get any use out of this simply marvelous footwear collection.

I just thought that, well, when the time comes and the toes start, uh, going, you might be able to make some use of these shoes. I'm sure I can give you a very good deal on them.

Of course, Aunt Gretl also had a weakness for the finest deerskin gloves. They are available, too, and at a very attractive price. But, well, unlike shoes, I don't suppose missing fingers would make gloves fit better.

Schade.

With love,
P.

Rebecca Jordan said...

Dear Penelope,

Thanks for thinking of me, dear. I have managed to obtain prosthetic fingers so typing is a little easier (my nose fell off, and I am shopping around to find Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon, but for some reason all of the medical people associated with the late Mr. J have suddenly become difficult to find. It's a little distracting, though, because my glasses keep slipping off my face).

They were going to try and attach my toes by stitching them to my feet, but then they realized it would take one hundred of the stitches, and of course that is medically impossible.

So I will take you up on Aunt Gretl's shoes. The pictures you sent were beautiful, although I couldn't quite make out the delicate pattern of some kind of twisted cross shape across the toes of the shoes. I also noticed that on in the inside they are stamed Bundesmadchen. Is that the manufacturer, dear?

The one thing that my leprosy has done for me is instill sympathy for poor Oma's misfortunes. Gentlemen, until you have suffered from the effects of a fake crippling disease like faux-leprosy or faux cancer, you simply have no idea of what unreal suffering is! Isn't that right, Oma? Girlfriend, nobody knows the trouble we haven't seen!

I had an email from Mitzi earlier today. She has decided to layover an extra week in case she, Bitsy and Nitzi are attending the funeral. I'd like to go, but my doctors have discouraged me from flying. Something about the atmospheric pressure in the airplane cabin causing my ears to pop off. Mitzi says that they are having a blast shopping for black dresses, though.

Blake Springpasture said...

Hamou was given two weeks to live on August 18 if she didn't have this miracle surgery that could stop cancer that far advanced.

That means September 1 is D-Day.

In nine days she'll be dead or will announce a medical miracle.

Wanna bet which?

Bob Atchison said...

Yes, Blake, unless a miracle of science, medicine or God occurs the Last Days of OMA are now here.

One can imagine the prayers and tears that are being shed. Her whole family must have come from Albion to surround Her bedside; Snoopy, Sandman, Jim Sproul, Mike Newson - and their families - are most certainly there at this moment of crisis.

One can imagine the crowds outside the hospital conducting a vigil for the glamorous model, movie actress, film producer and philanthropist as OMA prepares for Her immortality.

The presidents of the USA and Russia have most certainly sent letters of regret that they cannot be there, but wish OMA "Bon Voyage" as She leaves the earthly sphere for a greater one.

Mike Newson is most certainly making a pictorial record of the last days - showing OMA in various outfits - business, royal, ranch and sexy swimsuit - so that Her fans can remember Her. Posters of these images will be sold to support the work of OMA's various foundations after She is gone.

One can be certain She is attended by the Elders of Her Church - who would never abandon Her in the Last Days of OMA. They surround Her chanting and imploring God to save God's Servant and Servant of the Church, Alexandra... will their prayers be heard? This is the last chance.

The Last Days of OMA are now upon us and we know that there is Only One OMA.

Bob Atchison said...

OMAs wake will be held in Malibu, a picturesque Northwest suburb of Los Angeles on the coast of the Pacific Ocean.

The menu will be in accordance to Russian tradition and consist of dishes from the Russian kitchen of the end of the XIX and beginning of the XX centuries: Aubergine "Cavial" Blinis, Roasted Walnut and Roquefort Cheese Canape, Baked Chicken Pirozhki, Grilled Baby Rack Of Lamb Chops with Fresh Mint Chutney and Wasabi, Baby New Red Potatoes with Crème Fraiche and Beluga Caviar, Saute of Wild Mushrooms, Vodka, Cabernet, Balsamic Grilled Asparagus. The desert will consist of a cake and ice cream with berries, fruit and chocolate.

More details later...

Mitzi said...

Oy gewalt, you wouldn't believe the tsuris we're having out here trying to find a decent dress to wear to the service. I had no trouble, but Bitsy is looking at some numbers that are a little out there for funerals. I mean, I don't know much about what kind of services the Russian Orthodox churches run, but my guess is that they don't want you to look as though the only way you could get into a church is as a bad example. Nitzi is planning to wear a black skirt with high black boots, an oatmeal blouse and a black jacket, with her hair pulled severely back. It's some sort of personal tribute thing. I told her, darling, that's so sweet, and now you can get some use out of that verstunkene candle Oma gave you! It will be a perfect Jahrzeit candle on September 1, 2014.

And darling Omele, I read your post, and of course you're absolutely right, darling! Of course people with two weeks to live can post on the internet, bubbele. You could even write a book; how about The Five People I Will Grift In Heaven, or maybe Tuesdays with Oma, although strictly speaking you only have one of them left if you keep on your timetable; Death Comes for the Archgrifter or Con Story --- darling Ali McGraw could play you, and darling Ryan O'Neal as Jim! Darling, that would be perfect! My only thought is that perhaps someone with a, um, tight schedule, might have a little conscience-cleaning to take care of before . . . well, let's just say before, darling, and leave it at that.

I suppose all of this cancer mischegoss means you aren't going to head off to Russia this week, the way you told us you were two weeks ago? Here's a thought --- unless the Russian Orthodox Church forbids cremation (how would I know, darlings?), why not have yourself shipped over and sprinkled on the gardens at that palace you keep writing about that Rivka visited. At least you can make the flowers grow, and finally do something useful for them, thereby fulfilling your dream!

Just a thought, darling. Just a thought.

Oy, back to Rodeo Drive we go, darlings!

Mitzi

Rebecca Jordan said...

I think you're kind of missing the point of the posts, girlfriend. People have simply reached the saturation point with this business of inventing a disease every single time you need something to distract people from your ridiculous situation. Every. single. time.

If people are teasing you because you keep posting this nonsense on the internet, that what happens when you post nonsense on the internet. You (of all people) should be used to it by now, since you have posted more nonsense than anyone I know.

If you discovered a hangnail while being treated for a boo-boo, put on your big girl panties and deal with it. No one believes you have cancer; no one believes you have anything remotely serious. In fact, I can condense it all into four little words:

No one believes you.

And before you skedaddle around begging for sympathy, how much did you have for the people you scammed while you were "renting" from them, whose houses you trashed? How much for the companies you scammed? How much for the damage you have done to people's lives?

RJ

Rebecca Jordan said...

Puh-lease, girlfriend, enough already with the "God is Great! God is Good" thing. God is probably both of those things, but at the moment, "God" is simply your latest effort to throw sand in the eyes of those who are getting a clear look at you.

Rebecca

Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"I had a bad infection and if it was not immediately tended too I would die in less than 2 weeks."

Okay. That story we can believe.

Based on the filth and disease animal control and the dog rescue people found in O'Connor's house from all the animals you "rescued", I'd be shocked if you didn't have a serious infection.

(By the way, it's tended to, not tended too. Hillbilly hick.)

The Grand Shovel said...

From last week’s tapes:

Ring, ring. Ring, ring.

Male Voice:

Elysian Fields, where you rest with the best. How may we be of help in your time of grief?

Female Voice:

I’m dying with cancer in two weeks. Or maybe of infection. I haven’t decided yet.

Male Voice:

My goodness. That soon. Well, I’m sorry. Our time comes for us all. How may we help you in this time of travail?

Female Voice:

I need a big ass funeral. I want to show a bunch of faggots how important I am. What d’ya got?

Male Voice:

Well, first, ma’am, I need to know your name.

Female Voice:

The one to go on my tombstone?

Male Voice:

Huh? Is there another?

Female Voice:

Uh, oh no. The name is Oma Hamou. And I want a really big headstone. It should read, “Oma Hamou, More Famous Than Anyone Knew.”

Male Voice:

How large?

Female Voice:

What’s the biggest you got?

Male Voice:

That would be a full mausoleum. But we couldn’t have it ready in two weeks.

Female Voice:

No. Two weeks is all I got. So let’s go with the biggest headstone you got. And I want a statue on the top.

Male Voice:

Of what?

Female Voice:

Do you do clamshells?

Male Voice:

We can do pretty much anything.

Female Voice:

Okay. I’ll send you a picture of what I have in mind.

Male Voice:

And what about a coffin? Would you like to visit our showroom and decide?

Female Voice:

No. Just tell me about the best you got.

Male Voice:

That would be our Mahogany Classic line, with gilded bronze fittings and the most finely woven lining in real silk. Pleating extra.

Female Voice:

Okay. And with pleating.

Male Voice:

Very well. Now, I am sorry, but I have to ask. Where will be picking up the body?

Female Voice:

Oh. That. Uh, I’d like you to deliver the coffin to Reseda Screen & Glass next week. I’ll send you the address. You can then pick it up there after I die. Plan on Monday, September 2. And be prompt. We’re on a schedule here.

Oh, by the way. It’ll be sealed. I’m very beautiful, but modest, too. I don’t want to put myself on display.

And there won’t be any services. All my friends would be too big a crowd to handle. I’ll go with just an ad – er, I mean a notice – in the paper. Just so everybody who might be interested will know I died.

Male Voice:

Very well. But this is somewhat irregular, you know.

Female Voice:

Aren’t you people always saying a funeral should reflect how you lived?

Male Voice:

I see your point. Now, how will you be paying?

Female Voice:

I’ll send you a check.

Male Voice:

Very well. But you do understand we must be paid in advance for a funeral. So we cannot do anything until the check clears.

Female Voice (barely audible):

Sonuvabitch.

Click.

RobMoshein said...

So, there is one fundamental piece of evidence which PROVES without doubt that SnoopOmaSand has been MAKING UP THE CANCERS over the years.

She keeps saying "they told me I have cancer".

IF she had ACTUALLY HAD CANCER at ANY TIME previously, no doctor would have ever said "You have cancer." That would be medically incorrect.

When one has cancer, you are never ever ever "cancer free" thereafter. You are "in remission".

IF a doctor finds cancer again, your original primary cancer has "recurred". For example, you would be told "Your colon cancer has metastasized to the liver" or if a person treated for breast cancer now has cancer in her liver, doctors will say that she has metastatic breast cancer (breast cancer that has spread to a distant organ), not liver cancer.

NO cancer patient would ever ever ever say "I have cancer" when it recurs.

LYING CON ARTIST.

Bob Atchison said...

Sorry, Snoopy, looks like everything is cancelled. The Last Days of OMA was just another lie.

No vigil of fans and family.

No intercession by the Elders of Her Church.

No dress-up (can we still have the posters?).

No OMA on a Clam Shell monument.

No delicious Russian buffet in Malibu.

No Presidential tributes.

Sorry, Snoopy. The girl got it wrong... just another lie.

RobMoshein said...

Sorry to disappoint Ms Bat Shit Crazy, but my father never did see your medical records, nor in fact did I ever claim he HAD.

You told Bob you were in Cedars Sinai being treated for CANCER, which is why you had not sent him the money you promised him, after giving him the excuses of being hit in the head by a baseball at Trey's little league game, then fainting in the bank line...

Dad was Chief of Surgery of Cedars, which you didn't know. I just picked up the phone and asked him to confirm your story. You were NOT IN CEDARS the dates you claimed you were and there WERE NO RECORDS OF YOU BEING THERE AT ALL in the previous entire YEAR.

Seriously, you have to start keeping a log book of your lies and stories. It just makes you look even Battier Shittier Crazier than you already manage to be.

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

RobMoshein said...

Wow, SnoopOmaSand has crossed from Brain Dead STOOOPID to realms not yet plumbed of STOOOPIDITY.

Of COURSE there were NO MEDICAL RECORDS FOR MY FATHER TO SEE! That's the POINT.

YOU are a silly stoopid liar, and not even a good one.

and since you are so brain dead

"BWAHAHAHAHAHA" is a BELLY LAUGH at your stoopidity!

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bob Atchison said...

Big days ahead, to be sure. Goodbye to the OMA Scam!

RobMoshein said...

Saw an episode of Judge Judy the other day. The defendant counter sued for "harassment" by the plaintiff.

Judge Judy said "Why didn't you PAY her the money you owe her?" The Defendant said "She was harassing me, calling all the time, wanting her money, sending me emails, coming to my house...trying to get her money, she wouldn't leave me alone..."

Judge Judy said "It isn't harassment if you OWE HER THE MONEY. She has EVERY RIGHT to try to get paid..."

Here's a tip for SnoopOmaSand: PAY BOB WHAT YOU OWE HIM, then he won't need to "harass" you!

Oh, wait, you don't have any money. You're a battier shittier crazier lying low rent psycho con artist...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

RobMoshein said...

Houston, The Eagle Has Landed.

RobMoshein said...

SnoopOmaSand's Big C death day came and went without the Grim Reaper arriving! Lucky Us!!!

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Mitzi said...

Darlings,

Well, that was a little anti-climactic, wasn't it? Although as Bitsy said, darlings, "we all got a new dress out of it, so it wasn't a total waste!" And Nitzi still has the candle, of course.

Darlings, flying home tomorrow with a layover in New York for a few days to see relatives and darling Rivka. A little worried, what with all the US Navy ships piling up on our doorstep, so to speak, but I trust darling Barackele to know what he is doing.

So, Omele, my darling, congrats on not dying. You've beaten cancer again, darling! Honestly, the JAMA should have a special edition just for you!

Happy you're alive, darling. Happy you're alive!

Mitzi

Rebecca Jordan said...

Just a quick note, Rob. We're on our way out the door (Mitzi is waving!) to go grab dinner. Then home to early bed because she's exhausted from the flight. Tomorrow we're headed to Brooklyn to see some Kedem relatives, and then Mitzi is going to spend a few days with me out on the island. Wish you were here!

RJ

RobMoshein said...

Have a wonderful visit. The success of Bob's efforts has exceeded expectations.

RobMoshein said...

Things went even better than hoped! Bob could not be happier.

So where did SnoopOma go?? Hospital for cancer treatment? Nahhh. She's reading from Lancaster still.

Russia paid for by friends?? Bwhahahahaha!

Back to living in a cave in the Mojave desert is my guess.

Having a great week!

RobMoshein said...

Screw him and screw you and that comes from Russia!!

A State Duma resolution??
From Putin himself on a postcard to SnoopOmaSand?
The ENTIRE nation via reforendum??

Exactly who in Russia was that?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Battier Shittier and Crazier than ever.

hhehehehehehehahahaha

Blake Springpasture said...

Wow. Somebody must have sat on a scorpion out in the desert today.

So the FBI is taking its time, huh? Yeah, I'd say over ten years is a pretty good definition of taking its time.

But here's a question. If Hamou has a lawyer who is "itching" to sue everyone over here, why has no lawsuit been filed?

We've been urging her for months to get on with refiling her bankruptcy, her RICO case, and whatever other craziness she can hatch.

What's the holdup?

Rebecca Jordan said...

Mitzi is out shopping with her cousin Esther, who is a living doll but also kind of overwhelming (in the good way). When we stopped in Brooklyn to see her she whipped out a kugel as big as my head along with a really scrumptious crumb cake, challah and about fourteen kinds of herring. And that was a snack. She pressed us to stay for supper, but Mitzi got us out of it. I honestly think I would have exploded!

Anyway, I see that Oma has recovered her strength enough to post from Crazytown. I'm a little surprised to hear that all Russia is furious for you, girlfriend. I have never had a communication from the people I know there that was anything but pleasant. Russia was once place that I had never visited during my career, and I can't tell you how lovely I found everyone I met. It's a shame you don't have any Russian ancestry after all, it might have given you some redeeming characteristics.

Also, you want to be a little more careful about letting the "Snoopy" part of your Three Faces of Oma personality out to play when you are posting under your own name. He makes you look like a fucking asshole, to use language that you understand.

So happy to hear that Bob is happy, Rob.

Last night with Mitzi, she flies out tomorrow. It's been a blast!

Wish you were here!

Rebecca

The Russian People said...

We thank Ms. Oma Hamou for alerting to big huge email sent with all evidence about Mr. Bob Atchison. We try hard to read it but it not the English we taught in school so not always sure what point she to make.

But all of Russian People feel exactly way she say we feel about what Again President Putin tell us what is like the compass homosexual gay people have for morals. Help much to explain decorating in new Russian hotels and Putin big dacha.

We the Russian People also thank Mrs. Oma Hamou for giving us email address to where she send stuff from. Our children are always pester to us to live like big American movie people. So we check Russian satellite websites (much the better than google) to see how it looks this Lancaster where famous actress and beautiful model and movie executive live.

Oh boy. Now we tell sons shut up your mouth. Dzerzhinsk not look so bad now, huh?

RobMoshein said...

I'm certain any Judge would be thrilled to hear SnoopOmaSand is only suing because she needs the money and didn't pursuit the same claims seven years ago because there was no money to be gotten.

Yeah, she has one crack lawyer on the case all right. Must be from the Mensa team.

Bwhahahahahah.

Mitzi said...

Darling Robbele,

L' shana tova
, darling, and may the New Year be nothing but sweet! Going to lunch with darling Rivka in a few minutes, and then out to darling Idlewild airport for the flight home. Exhausted, darlings, but you know how the relatives are! Yesterday Esther put a giant bottle of gefilte fisch and a thermos of chicken soup into my hands "for the plane", and I didn't have the heart to tell her that the TSA will get it all, so I am leaving it for Rivka. Oh, and Bitsy, I forgot to tell you last night that Bina is engaged to not a doctor but a physician's assistant, but let's face it, she's engaged, so there is a G-d. And not to worry, sisters of my heart, I found the medicine so I will be sleeping the whole way unless those annoying boy stewardesses keep waking me up to shove packets of peanuts into me. I always want to ask, "Don't you have mothers? Is this what they want you to do with your lives, boychiks? You're killing them!" But who wants to listen to an old lady kvetch, I ask you?

Darling Omele, sweetness, enough already with the potty mouth, darling! Why don't you pretend to be that nice man who said he was your White Knight? Such a gentleman, even if the pictures of the young girls in their stockings were a little creepy. And they were, darling, they were!

See you later, alligators!

Mitzele

RobMoshein said...

Shana Tovah to you too Mitz!

The New Year is off to an amazing start. Bob's project is signed, sealed and delivered. Everyone is on board and it is a total success all around. He is so so so very happy and excited. Everything he predicted came true. Everything and more!

Fly safe.

RobMoshein said...

Bob Atchison said...

...and yes, Rob, she has no idea what is about to happen and I am not going to give her any clues.

As I have written several times, in a few days her scam will be finished, over, kaput... the con is about to collapse - "House of Cards" - as I described it. It's about time. The lies are over.

August 22, 2013 at 8:07 AM

RobMoshein said...

Oh, and funny, but the ONLY hit to my last posts used incloak.es as a proxy, but the server was Time Warner Road Runner located in PALMDALE CALIFORNIA.

Nowhere near Burbank.

Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"Bob's success has something to do with the Alexander Palace in Russia"

Say what?

How could Bob possibly be having any success in Russia? Didn't Hamou just yesterday post that she has "succeeded in proving to Russia" that Bob is no one with whom they should have any dealings?

Why, according to Hamou, even "President Putin believes like Dr. Ivan Petrovich Sautov that your being Gay is why you have no moral compass".

With such authorities as those added to the "proof" Hamou has given "to Russia" about Bob, is it even conceivable that he would be welcomed there?

Or has she just gone completely over the cliff sanity-wise as she continues to watch the collapse of her movie scam and all the subsequent cons just spread and spread and spread to consume her whole existence?

The Grand Shovel said...

I hate to tell you this, Illuminati, but it's a no go on the request for extraction.

Things are popping all over the place, and someone is always asking me to stick a finger in a dike (which I fear is one of the eart -- er, local -- customs I have not yet decoded).

Ever since the famous acting person Michael Douglas announced his separation from Catherine Zeta-Jones, the pleas for me to prevent any rebroadcast of her turn as Catherine the Large have been overwhelming. I'm doing all I can to block the transmissions, but you know how tenacious these terran publicists can be.

If I hear she is changing her name to Catherine Theta-Jones, I just might have to pack this assignment in. Who knew that such a large planet -- er, place -- could see so much crazy come out of one town?

But enough about my week. I'm afraid you're on your own for right now. But do not worry about Minion Bronson. He has always been drawn to glass panes. It's one of the kinks we have not yet worked out in the Mothershi -- er, in the hospital's -- baby delivery system. As long as it's just glass he's pressing his nose to, consider yourself lucky.

Your Lord and Master,
GS

Unknown said...

I can hear you guys talking about me!!!! And for the record, they were never able to make the charges stick. Get it? Couldn't make the charges stick???? I kill me.

You can tell that little snitch Illuminati that he doesn't have to worry about me any more. I have been assigned to some glass company nearby. They figured they might as well put my unfortunate condition with glass to good use.

I hate you, Illuminati! I hate you with all my four hearts and seven souls! I really, really, really, really, really do!

Blake Springpasture said...

Having conquered the film world with her epic "A Matter of Honour", I see Hamou has now turned her astonishing talents to rewriting the canon of American jurisprudence.

Apparently, in this new legal order of her own invention, she can be both applicant for and unilateral issuer of a restraining order. All those pesky things that so inconvenienced her -- judges, rules of evidence, complying with orders to appear -- have been dispensed with so that the law can be made to do what it was meant to do: service her needs.

Also, she has decided that laws written for one purpose can be applied any way she finds useful for her situation and without regard to all that bothersome stuff about venue, jurisdiction, cross-state action.

Sometimes I succumb to amazement at how anyone could be so clueless about the legal system.

But then I remember that she is, after all, the Woman Who Sued Herself and has had innumerable judgments, contempt orders, sanctions, and bench warrants issued against her.

Rebecca Jordan said...

Mitzi should about be home by now.

Gumdrop seems in a rage this afternoon. What gives, girlfriend?

It was a great visit! The highlight was watching Esther's face while Mitzi told her all about You Know Who. At the end Esther just said, "But she's MESHUGGA!" (sp?)

Yeah, tell us something we don't know, Esther.

Over dinner, Mitzi and I talked about it, and we agreed that Rebecca of Swindlebrook Farm is pretty much the weirdest person we have ever encountered. Although Mitzi did make a compelling case that the honor should go to poor Penelope.

Anyway, off to walk Frobisher on the beach. Happy New Year, Rob!

RJ

Blake Springpasture said...

The end of an unusually crazy day over on the "Ask Oma" forum.

Or is it?

RobMoshein said...

Hi guys. Here is a photo of Bob taken just a couple of days ago, inside the Alexander Palace at the exhibition of the Autochromes. The woman next to him is the Director of the Alexander Palace Museum.

https://sphotos-b-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/581546_10201315213793860_388001161_n.jpg

Mike Pyles is literally called a hero by the Tsarskoye Selo Museum Directors and Staff. He is thanked publicly in the exhibition, he will be mentioned prominently in the Catalogue of the Autochromes when it is published later this year. Even the tourguides, giving tours of the exhibition to other Russians mention "Mikhail Pyles" in America as being responsible for their return.

The contracts between the Museum Directors and Bob have been signed for the new Society of Friends of the Alexander Palace!

Everything is back to the way it used to be and even better! Bob was welcomed back with open arms by friends old and new, he even stayed IN the Catherine Palace!

Rebecca Jordan said...

Bob and Rob, that's wonderful! And you even got to stay in the Catherine Palace, Bob? I'm green with jealousy! A well-deserved honor! And kudos to Mr. Pyles for his splendid generosity! I can hardly wait to go back and see the exhibition!

What marvelous news!

Rebecca

Bob Atchison said...

Rebecca:

What Mike did was far more important than I realized. They talked about the autochromes on TV - he really is a hero over there, for good reason. I saw everyone when I was there - all the old friends and made lots of new ones. You can see some photos on Facebook.

Bob Atchison said...

We stayed in the palace - I posted pictures.

Bob Atchison said...

Bishop Markel's church is beautiful. What a thrill to be there. I have known him for 20 years now - it's a very long time. I had so many reunions with old friends.

Blake Springpasture said...

Okay, what is this? Some kind of hoax?

Oma Hamou has assured us that she has "succeeded in proving to Russia to the World Monuments Fund and Others Bob Atchison is a screwy individual".

Why would Russia allow a screwy individual such access to senior personnel at their cultural heritage sites and even lodge him in the Catherine Palace?

Knowing what Hamou has "proven" Atchison is and knowing how much Hamou did for the museum, why in the world would they sign a contract for future cooperation with Atchison and not with her?

I mean, after all, Hamou has succeeded in proving that SHE, not Atchison, is the horse to back when it comes to getting things done.

Well, at least Hamou already has her plane ticket to Russia in hand so that she can sort all this out as soon as her newest battle with cancer is behind her.

I wonder if they'll put her up in the Catherine Palace.

I wonder if they'll count the towels first.

RobMoshein said...

http://forum.alexanderpalace.org/index.php?topic=17737.0

RobMoshein said...

Ever have a song stuck in your head all afternoon? This is the one stuck in mine...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9uizdKZAGE

Mitzi said...

Darlings, such news! And what makes me really happy is that darling Omele is happy for you, darling Bob! You can tell because she puts all of those scrunchy little faces at the ends of her sentences, that she is so overwhelmed with joy for you that she just can't find the words!

Oy, you stayed in a palace? Darling, how thrilling!

Easy trip home after such a lovely visit with darling Rivka and of course my darling sisters of the heart in California! Rivka is trying to get me to meet up with her in Russia in a month or so, and as I said, we'll see, we'll see!

Darling Omele, I'm sure your name came up many times during the course of Bob's visit, so no need to let even a smidge of jealousy ruin your happiness for him! Why, I'll bet he and that darling Bishop person talked about you until the cows came home, darling!

Also, darling, and not for anything, why is any of this aimed at you? Darling Robbele has a song running through his head and it's about you, darling? Someone is a little self-absorbed.

And it's "Miss" Jackson if you're nasty, darling, which means I pretty much think it's "Miss" Jackson if you're Oma Hamou, darling.

And you are, darling! You are>!

Mitzi

Penelope Autumnvale said...

Oh, Ms. Hamou / McConnell / Murphy / Moran / Hanoi, my dear. I do hope you can manage not to get yourself too worked up about Mr. Atchison's trip to Russia.

As you have said, you're soon going to be going yourself. When I think of all the horrible treatments you will have gone through to put this cancer behind you for -- what is it now, dear -- the sixth time, and when I then think of the whirl of social engagements and the huge demands your supporters in Russia will put on you, I just get worried sick that you're taking on too much, my pet. Too much.

Of course, I know you'll have an entourage and a limo at your service while there, but all the constant dressing up, smiling for cameras, and maintaining an appropriate string of small talk can really bring even a healthy girl down. And when I consider how chronically fragile your health is, my sweet, I just want to weep.

And, dear, before I forget -- how did the infection go? Based on what we hear about the awful sufferings of your dogs and cats, I can only imagine what you must have gone through as well. It's just like when I was raising Ottbein, my little Lümmel. Every time I would let him go to work with his Onkel Mannsturm so that he could play with the children of the other workers in the Lager, the little thing would come home with the nastiest infections. And his dear old Mutti would have them in no time flat. I cannot tell you have many times we have both thought we only had a week or two to live.

And, my pet, such things do leave one simply too exhausted for foreign travel unless one has superhuman strength. And, let's face it, dear, you are showing some very worrisome signs of strain.

Now, as for those two dried-up old bitches Rebecca Jordan and Mitzi Kedem. Just because I have tried to maintain a balance here and show my true empathy for all that Ms. H / M / M / M / H has to endure in her sad life is no reason to suggest that I am weird.

No one in my family ever got tricked into publishing such a treacly piece of fluff as the article that silly Nitzi Kedem wrote. Of course it destroyed her career in journalism. One cannot fail multiple division and expect to be called a mathematician.

Mitzi said...

Darling Rivka,

You owe me five bucks, darling.

And darling Pennele, I forgive you, darling. I know it's the watercress talking.

Mitzi

Penelope Autumnvale said...

No one needs your condescension Miriam, dear.

Das Volk have had it with all you people acting like we are not responsible human beings who can think our way out of a wet paper bag. It was the unfair Versailles treaty. It was hyperinflation. It was Prussian militarism. Yada, yada, yada.

Well let me tell you something, you verdammte yente. We did it because we enjoyed it. Enjoyed it, do you hear?

I'm beginning to appreciate more and more how Ms. Hamou / McConnell / Murphy / Moran / Hanoi feels about all the excuses you make for her. It was her poor childhood. It was the abusive father. It was the jailbird siblings. It was the pistol-whipping husbands. It was the criminally violent son.

No, no, and no. She did it because she enjoys it. Enjoys it, do you hear?

Neither Ms. H / M / M / M / H nor I have to explain ourselves to your ilk. We did what we did because we like a good time and know how to ride high when opportunity presents itself.

So you and Rebecca can just stick it up your prissy Gucci asses and smoke it.

Bye, bye now.

Blake Springpasture said...

64Well, the Woman Who Sued Herself is at her confused legal shenanigans again. She posted only the first page of a 3-page document that she claims prohibits certain things and then switched to an unrelated case for her next post.

But it'll be nice to know when and where she will be on the hearing date, as the process servers' briefcases are getting pretty heavy.

Bob Atchison said...
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Bob Atchison said...

This move will enable us to close down the last part of the scam and get her before a judge in a few days.

Blake Springpasture said...

It appears that the Woman Who Sued Herself has gotten wrapped around an axle again.

In the document she posted where she claims the judge ordered someone not to use the web to stalk or harass her, there are three boxes above that entry in Item 8, one of which the judge must check. The boxes are labelled:

"Not Requested"

"Denied Until Hearing"

"Granted as follows (specify)"

For an entry following those boxes to have any force, the judge would have to check "Granted as follows". Instead, the judge checked "Not Requested".

Of course, this will all be sorted out when Hamou appears in court. In person. In front of a judge. And across from opposing counsel, who will be well-armed with her history of unpaid judgments, unpaid sanctions, contempt citations, evaded bench warrants, the numerous lies she has posted on the web, etc.

Blake Springpasture said...

It'll be very interesting to see if she actually shows up at any hearing.

One can only hope.

RobMoshein said...

Hasn't it yet occurred to SnoopOmaSand that Blake is NOT Bob, nor me??

That will be a large problem for her.

Mitzi said...

Darling Pennele, sweetness, what's with the temper, darling? Next thing you know you'll be rolling around on the floor chewing the carpet like another German I could name! This is the kind of unfortunate personality thing that got you people to invade Poland so lightning fast, darling, and I think we can all agree that didn't work out for the best.


Darling Omele, speaking of hitting the watercess a little hard, darling, you've clearly been having your own share of finger sandwiches lately. Herzilein, if it hasn't dawned on you yet that a lot of people would like nothing better than to have you show up in a courtroom, you really do need to see that lawyer you keep telling us you have on retainer. You know, the one whose name is conspicuously nowhere to be found on the document you posted. Oy, darling, if you think the courts are going to look kindly on yet another one of your nuisance behaviors, darling, what can I say? As darling Rivka posted, Esther called it, and trust me, she hasn't been wrong since she called the Dodgers for the World Series back when they were in Brooklyn where they belong, darling.

Concerned about all of the watercress consumption, darlings. Concerned so much!

Mitzele

Blake Springpasture said...

Having gotten a restraining order against Patrick O'Connor by default, she seems to think it's going to be a cakewalk to get one against Bob Atchison.

She forgets that she began years ago to contact his business clients to trash his reputation. She seems to forget that for years she has published on the internet that he committed fraud and perjury and that she was going to have him put in jail.

She forgets the letters that she sent to the Alexander Palace authorities trying to trash Bob's reputation with them.

She forgets the incredible strings of invective she has released over the years against anyone who prevailed against her in court.

She forgets that she posts under numerous aliases and changes names more often that most women change their purses.

This time the judge is going to hear the whole story, not just the part of it that Hamou scribbles into application forms.

That is if Hamou actually shows up in the courtroom.

Personally, I'm looking forward to it.

Bob Atchison said...

Blake:

I am looking forward to it as well and I will say it again...

I have never posted in here under any name but Bob Atchison - my own name - and Hamou knows it.

Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"I will say this in court Bob Atchison will have the opportunity to prove he has not threatened, harassed, stalked, lied in court documents to harass and torment me, that he has never lied to law enforcement, that he did not win his lawsuit in 2005 against me because he lied and manufactured a document, that he did not lie about Bishop Markell or that my Church had excommunicated me, that he has never threatened me, that he has never used the web or his Alexander Palace Time Machine history forum to solicit others to harm me"

Uh, I think you have this all backward. As the charging party, it is up to you to prove he did do these things, not up to him to prove he did not.

Of course, you are the Woman Who Sued Herself. So your confusion is understandable.

RobMoshein said...

Mitzi

I want to extend my wishes to you and your family for a peaceful and forgiveness filled Yom Kippur, and am sure you broke the fast well!

Penelope Autumnvale said...

Oh, my pets (and that would not include you, Ms. Miriam Kedem). I am just so excited.

I worked up a batch of doilies last year, and they were just so pretty that I had to send them to the Kremlin Palace with my compliments.

Well, can you believe it, but I got the nicest thank you note from the Palace just the other day, telling me that my doilies have made the place look so much more livable. They tell me that President Putin himself uses them on occasion as coasters.

it was an honor and privilege to have been a small part in the preservation/conservation efforts of this magnificent building.

And I think it was very kind of the Russian government to overlook my promise to rebuild the Kremlin Wall. I was going to do it. Really I was. But then I found out they needed hard currency or an actual funds transfer to do it. Well, wasn't that some surprise?

But no matter. My doilies have obviously delighted them beyond measure.

And I got to take so many pictures of myself, squatting here, smiling there, all over the Kremlin. That just proves how much they liked the doilies, doesn't it, my dears?

Blake Springpasture said...

So, to hear SnoopOmaSand tell it, Helen Azar -- an author and researcher on late imperial Russia for many years -- only developed an interest in Nicholas II because of Oma Hamou and her shell movie company, Enigma Films.

Right. Hamou has been an inspiration to so many.

Of course, when Hamou asked Ms. Azar for her social security number on the pretense that she had to have it in order to pay for the trip, Ms. Azar had the good sense not to give it to her. Had Ms. Azar done so, she would have found herself among other defendants in the American Express lawsuit against people whose social security numbers Hamou used to get American Express cards issued in their names but used them herself.

To the tune of several hundred thousand dollars.

Blake Springpasture said...

Whew, what a spew over on the "Ask Oma" forum last night.

Blake Springpasture said...

Oh, she's back to talking about "future litigation proceedings" again.

And she put up a long quote from a post by Illuminati, claiming the police are aware of the author and that a crime was committed.

Why, then, hasn't Illuminati been contacted by the police? Are they not able to get a message up to the Mother Ship? Is the Grand Shovel not taking calls? Has Bruce taken the little feller away again for a "ride"? Is Minion Bronson up to his tricks? Has Illuminati been contacted but just isn't telling?

Oh, the mystery.

By the way, I particularly liked the "spraying my home with bullets" touch. As SnoopOmaSand proves time and again, there's no drama like nonsensical camp melodrama.

And why should a woman who managed to fly from Boston to L.A. on non-existent flights on 9/ll be worried about anything? She's obviously capable of miracles.

RobMoshein said...

I have to say, I'm actually a bit flattered SnoopOmaSand actually thinks that I write the MinionDaryn blog.

My creative writing skills aren't nearly that good, I wish they were.

It isn't me, for a fact. Whoever it is, however, is brilliantly funny!

Bob Atchison said...

Yes, and I am not Blake! I have only posted here under my own name...

Mitzi said...

Darling Rob,

I hope your holidays were lovely, darling, and that you broke your fast with a delicious nosh. We certainly did!

Darling Pennele, again with the early morning watercress, darling. I'm surprised that you're able to do such, um, lovely piecework.

http://www.etsy.com/listing/38469623/vintage-crochet-lace-edging-swastika-or

Can I just say, darling, that the market for this kind of thing has been shrinking since your Onkel came marching home?

Meanwhile, darling Omele is in such a state, darlings. Oy, you would think the poor baby had never been in trouble with the law before, instead of racking up a rap sheet that darling John Dillinger might envy. Sweetness, please. How nice for you that you have such a good relationship with the police, darling. I'm sure they're always glad to listen to you. You know what would be lovely, darling? You should try and get all of your creditors to show up at your hearing, darling, and get them to chant support for their darling girl. I know American Express and Variety would lead the way, darling! I know they would!

Love, darling, from

Mitzele

Unknown said...

Listen, Grand Shovel, I'm not your Minion, and you need to keep that little green twerp in line!

Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"Once again you ignore the restraining order placed on your account, Blake Springpasture"

Restraining order? What restraining order?

I have been served with nothing.

Gomer said...

what the ehell is WRONG WITH YOU DAM PEOPLE?????you need to take LIL BIT serously!!!!

Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"Blake Springpasture you are prohibited from further harassing and stalking me on the web."

What stalking?

I have never traced your ISP, although it's completely legitimate to do so.

And what harassment? I simply read your "Ask Oma" forum and respond on this blog to all the nonsense over there.

I don't know where you live. I send nothing to you.

If you don't want people to respond to your blog, you really ought to consider shutting it down. You apparently misunderstand how things work in this new age of internet. You simply cannot fill the internet with your self-serving, self-promoting drivel and then demand that no one respond except to praise and sympathize with you.

You did not have the funds you claimed to make a film.

You did not fly from Boston to L.A. on 9/11.

You have not had rectal cancer that spread to the uterus.

You do not have "children".

You are not a credited film actress or model.

You do not save animals from abuse.

You have not picked up checkbooks on closed accounts by "accident" over and over again.

You have not paid American Express anything toward their judgment.

Your creditors are not in your camp.

You did not hear from anyone in Tsarskoye Selo that your name came up during Bob Atchison's recent visit there.

No one on this blog has threatened your life.

You cannot post all this crap and expect it to go unchallenged.

That's not how the internet works, dimwit.

Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"took paparazzi photos"

Yeah, the paparazzi are all over you.

Oh, brother.

RobMoshein said...

So, one must actually wonder. SnoopOmaSand says that reading what is written on my blog is like being "Hit in the head" (the silly little avatar she is so fond of...).

Well, nobody forces her to read a word here. She comes VOLUNTARILY to this blog multiple times daily, almost addicted. Yet she says to read what is written here is hitting her in the head painful.

So, WHY keep coming back VOLUNTARILY, numerous times a day to subject yourself to "Pain"??

Hmmmm. Maybe because she really gets off on the attention?

Maybe she secretly LOVES the pain?

I wonder...

No, I don't really....

RobMoshein said...

From Helen, after I sent her what SnoopOmaSand posted...


"Wtf seriously?. All these clowns are coming out to claim credit and the book is not even out lol."

Penelope Autumnvale said...

Oh, my dear Ms. Hamou / McConnell / Murphy / Moran / Hanoi. How absolutely distressing to hear about your son's broken leg and his being left by the roadside in what I'm sure must have been pure agony. And an Asian driver, too.

I did so hope to see an update on the poor boy's condition in some of your dozens of subsequent tweets. But I suppose his horrific experience is just too much for a mother to dwell on. I'm sure you're just blocking out the pain, my pet.

As for Ms. Miriam Kedem, how dare you ridicule my doilies by suggesting they had Hakenkreuze on them. The Hakenkreuz is an ancient symbol of life's renewal. Why, I understand that the Empress Alexandra even used them from time to time. And if that noble German shouldn't object to them, now why ever should anyone else?

What are you going after next, you narrow-minded kibitzer, or whatever it is you call yourselves? The Horst-Wessel-Lied? I know some people think it best not to mention it these days. But that's really taking this political correctness nonsense too far, don't you think, my dears? It's a lovely tune. Simply lovely, and it can be rendered beautifully on anything from an accordion to a xylophone. Try that with some of your songs, Ms. Kedem.

Penelope Autumnvale said...

My dear Ms. Hamou / McConnell / Murphy / Moran / Hanoi. I'll be more than glad to contact someone in law enforcement about my identity.

However you ask that I contact "the police department". Now which police department would that be, my dear? There are so many that know you. And I'm sure each of them has many employees.

Please just give me the name and the agency of whomever you wish me to contact, and I'll be more than happy to do so, my pet.

And, dearest, please know that I do so sympathize with all you're going through right now. The life-threatening infection. The cancer. The son's awful accident.

It's a wonder you have time and energy to post at all. I do so admire that pluck of yours.

Now, don't forget. Give me the name or names of whomever in law enforcement you'd like me to call.

Penelope Autumnvale said...

Oh, my dears. That poor Detective Munoz must be so busy working on Ms. Hamou / McConnell / Murphy / Moran / Hanoi's case that he doesn't have time to return phone calls.

It's been two days now, my dears, and not a peep. Perhaps he's just on vacation, although I find it hard to believe he could manage one while Ms. H / M / M / M / H's urgent case is under active investigation.

Penelope Autumnvale said...

Why, Ms. Hamou / McConnell / Murphy / Moran / Hanoi, we are sure you will call Detective Munoz on Monday. And probably on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, too.

We wouldn't expect anything else from you, my dear.

RobMoshein said...

Ms P

She seems to have the worst possible luck with all of those law enforcement and FBI agents she has been making her complaints to.

I mean, it has been literally a DECADE that she has loudly brayed on the internet about her complaints to Law Enforcment agencies, and at least five documented times she says she went to the FBI offices to file complaints, which she INSISTS are being "investigated actively".

Yet, what? Not one single phone call to anybody from one single actual law enforcement agency.

There are only two possible explanations, "if" one actually believes her claims (which I for one do not). IF she made every single complaint she alleges to have done, THEN

A. The people to whom she made these complaints are singularly each and every one incompetent and failed to even minimally follow up

or

B. The people to whom she made these complaints are actually doing nothing about them and just paying her lip service so she stops bothering them.

Can anyone else come up with another explanation??

Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"did the author of the Penelope account contact the FBI office because I am sure they would love to know who he/she is "

First, Hamou forgets that she posted the name and phone number of a detective in the Burbank Police Department, NOT an FBI agent.

That is whom was called. Perhaps Hamou can prod him into calling the number that was left with him, because I suspect that person has a lot to tell the detective, which Hamou probably forgot to bring up during her discussions with Detective Munoz.

Also, if she would care to post the name and phone number of the FBI agent working her case, I'm sure Penelope or someone else here would be willing to call him or her.

Hamou also forgets that she posted months ago that "law enforcement" knew who we are and she would shortly find out.

What happened with that?

As usual, Hamou is spewing out the lies so fast and furious that she cannot keep track of them as she goes.

Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"the FBI already knows who the creators of these various akas registered on your libelous sites about me are "

Really? So why haven't they told you who we are?

And if these sites are "libelous" or "criminal", why haven't any of the law enforcement agencies that you say have been working on this for years now contacted the web hosts to have the sites taken down?

Your constant prating about law enforcement's being about to do this and about to do that has always been hollow saber rattling on your part. And your constant refrain that it's all about to come together just makes you look more ridiculous month after month after month after month.

We've said it before, and we'll say it again. Any of us here would be glad to talk to law enforcement about these sites and about you.

But you just don't seem able somehow to prod law enforcement into any action.

This years-long silence and inactivity from them is a real mystery.

Not.

Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"There is more and it will be used in court against you"

Oh, yeah. Speaking of court, now you be sure to show up in court on the 25th, y'hear. None of this failure to appear stuff.

Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"As of yesterday, the clerk's office did not have record of your Answer but I do trust it will be file before the hearing"

Uh, you might want to talk to a lawyer. One does not have to file an Answer to a TRO prior to the hearing.

Be there or be square.

Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"I will be there and so will the Burbank Police department, the Los Angeles Sheriff's department"

Of course the police and sheriff's departments will have officers at the courthouse. It's a courthouse. What else is new?

Duh.

Penelope Autumnvale said...

Oh, my dear. How exciting! I can just see it now.

As Ms. Hamou / McConnell / Murphy / Moran / Hanoi approaches the courtroom, she will be surrounded by a cordon of black-clad officers, in full Kevlar gear with their rectangular plexiglass shields forming an impenetrable barrier around her.

Oh, I can just hear the clomp, clomp, clomp of their jackboots as they proceed in lockstep formation down the stone corridors of the courthouse like the well-oiled paramilitary machine they are, preparing to protect the honor of Ary-, er, pure and innocent women.

What memories, my pets. What memories!

Oh, if only I could be there.

RobMoshein said...

Ah but you CAN be there Ms P!! Put on those sparely slippers, close your eyes, click your heels together three times, saying "There's no place like Burbank, there's no place like Burbank, there's no place like Burbank". Magic happens!

RobMoshein said...

Dorothy: How do you talk if you don't have a brain?

Scarecrow: Well, some people without brains do an awful lot of talking don't they?


There's no place like Burbank..
There's no place like Burbank..
There's no place like Burbank...

Rebecca Jordan said...

Dear Oma,

Oh, for God's sake, girlfriend, dial down the melodrama, okay? No one is plotting to harm you in any way whatsoever. Unless you define "harming" you as forcing you through the legal system to pay your debts.

Which you probably do.

RJ

RobMoshein said...

I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had A brain!

There's no place like Burbank..
There's no place like Burbank..
There's no place like Burbank...

RobMoshein said...

Name: MCCONNELL , ALEXANDRA LOUISE
Case Number ATP3AV00724-01

Charge 01 597(B) Penal Code Disposition: Guilty/Convicted
Disposition Date: 07/30/2013

Cal. Penal Code 597(B):
"every
person who overdrives, overloads, drives when overloaded, overworks,
tortures, torments, deprives of necessary sustenance, drink, or
shelter, cruelly beats, mutilates, or cruelly kills any animal, or
causes or procures any animal to be so overdriven, overloaded, driven whenover loaded,overworked,tortured, tormented,deprived of necessary sustenance, drink, shelter, or to be cruelly beaten, mutilated, or cruelly killed; and whoever, having the charge or custody of any animal, either as owner or otherwise, subjects any animal to needless suffering, or inflicts unnecessary cruelty upon the animal, or in any manner abuses any animal, or fails to provide the animal with proper food, drink, or shelter or protection from the weather, or who drives, rides, or otherwise uses the animal when unfit for labor, is, for each offense, guilty of a crime punishable pursuant to subdivision (d)


(d) A violation of subdivision (a), (b), or (c) is punishable as a felony by imprisonment pursuant to subdivision (h) of Section 1170, or by a fine of not more than twenty thousand dollars ($20,000), or by both that fine and imprisonment, or alternatively, as a
misdemeanor by imprisonment in a county jail for not more than one
year, or by a fine of not more than twenty thousand dollars ($20,000), or by both that fine and imprisonment.

Rebecca Jordan said...

Seriously, she is getting dogs to fight each other? And Oma, anyone who is literate can read the statute they used to convict you, girlfriend, and it was not for a one-day "dirty kennel".

I don't know why this shocks me, given the treatment you handed out to your son when he was a baby, but it really does. Probably because Frobisher is sitting across from me watching me type this.

You should be embarrassed, but that probably would need a level of self-awareness that you have never possessed.

Girlfriend, you take the cake. Probably without paying for it.

Rebecca

RobMoshein said...

More reason to love "Judge Judy":

No one in the United States has ever pled guilty to a crime they did not commit."

Blake Springpasture said...

Oh, good grief. The melodrama tanker has overturned over on the "Ask Oma" forum, and the stuff is flowing in the streets.

But on another topic, has anyone who called Detective Munoz had the call returned yet?

RobMoshein said...

Laughed my butt off when I read the Perils of Pauline blather. Hysterical, right down to "excorted"

It was flowing so deep I needed wading boots just to read it.

bwhahahahahah!

And no, no Detectives have returned any of the phone messages left.

RobMoshein said...

There's no place like Burbank..
There's no place like Burbank..
There's no place like Burbank...

RobMoshein said...

Was CNN covering SnoopOmaSand's armed guard escorted entry into Court this morning??

Penelope Autumnvale said...

Oh, my dears. I'm just sitting on pins and needles waiting to hear who that charming Mr. Illuminati really is. Ms. Hamou / McConnell / Murphy / Moran / Hanoi posted yesterday that she was finding out that very day. I simply cannot imagine what is holding her up from revealing such a tantalizing piece of information.

Also, my pets, I do hope she also finds out who Bruce is. He does sound a bit rambunctious, but he seems to be a man who knows how to get what he wants. I was hoping he could come by for a watercress sandwich and a chat with Mr. A.

Yes, yes. I know what you may be thinking. And yes, he's still hanging around. But, as my friend Betty Ford (or whatever her name is) keeps reminding me, you don't let go of the gearshift just because the transmission is jamming.

Illuminati II said...

Aieeeeeeeee!!!! I was promised when I became an unworthy Minion that my Thetaness would never be revealed!!!! The Grand Shovel is going to terminate me, Mrs. Autumnvale!!!! I will put you in touch with Demi-Minion Bruce if you will stop mentioning me! He has very reasonable rates by the hou ---- I mean he is very friendly!!!! And he says he has references if Mr. A wants to see them on some website that he will send you a link to if you will communicate with him. He also says he drives right past your town on his regular run down south. There's a truck stop just outside of it, and he will meet you there whenever you say. If you bring watercress, he says.

Back to work I go.

Your unworth --- I mean,

Your Friend,

Irving Lluminati.

Blake Springpasture said...

As usual, Hamou omits key facts.

The judge did not dismiss on jurisdiction because, once in chambers where Hamou saw things were not going well, she suddenly blurted out the lie that Bob Atchison called her and made a death threat over the phone. (This is the same stunt she pulled in front of Judge Shulak in Austin. When she saw her case going down the tubes, she suddenly blurted out that she would discuss settlement with Bob. Instead, she was soon posting on the internet that she never had any intention to pay. She will blurt out absolutely any lie it takes to get her tail out of a crack in front of a judge.)

That is why the judge is going to have a full evidentiary hearing which Bob Atchison will attend. Hamou asked for the production of certain records, which the judge denied.

And Hamou also forgot to mention that she was served with an ORAP in the sister state judgment case to appear for a debtors exam. If she doesn't appear, another California warrant will be issued for her arrest in that case. (Although she appeared shocked, she was told quite plainly on this blog that she would be served when she showed her face.)

And there is more service on the way.

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Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"the police who told me to tape record all of my calls with you [Atchison], which I did and I have a copy of those calls."

Oh, good. Then you'll have a tape recording of the supposed murder threat. I'm sure the judge will want to hear it.

And, now that the judge told you to pound sand with your request to find out who we other posters are, I assume you're at least going to let us know who Illuminati is. After all, you did post yesterday that you had obtained his/her identity. Now that couldn't have been a lie, could it?

So ....... who is Illuminati?

Blake Springpasture said...

Lots of blather on the "Ask Oma" forum last night. But no mention at all of who she found out Illuminati was.

Pretty much what we knew -- she was lying.

Blake Springpasture said...

The old girl's losing it all over again.

Now she's blathering about some new Twitter accounts that she thinks are connected to this blog.

And what the deuce is that stuff about using the name of someone who went to her house and whose license plate got run?

She claims one of the people who used the account opened it under one of her email addresses. But doesn't Twitter first require the owner of the email address to acknowledge receipt of a prompt before Twitter will activate the account?

What a goof ball.

RobMoshein said...

Blake she knows full well that nobody else could have activated a Twitter account using her email address.

She just loves to create DRAMA. Like how SHE asked Bob how much it would take to settle his claim THEN she starts screaming about "extortion". A claim by the way which was closed out by the Austin Police Department as without merit.

She gets off on being able to shout these totally insane things on her forum. It gives her the vicarious thrill that those things are real. When, of course, the sane world can see they are nothing more than crazy town on steroids.

Blake Springpasture said...

She's clearly trying to fabricate evidence for the hearing on October 25, as she knows she cannot prove anything she's already claiming about Bob.

The more of this bizarre stuff she trumps up, the more insane she's going to appear. Suddenly blurting out about a death threat made by Bob over the phone that she somehow forgot to mention in her original application was a sign of how rattled she was.

Let her have at it.

Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"she told him I had provided evidence"

What the judge said was that you had made a claim that required an evidentiary hearing. The judge did not make any ruling regarding the veracity of that claim.

Hamou knew the hearing was not going her way, so she suddenly blurted out a claim about a death threat -- a threat that she had oddly failed to mention in the original petition.

It was the same diving catch in the end zone she made when she blurted out to Judge Shulak in Austin that she would settle the case with Bob when she saw that hearing heading south for her. Of course, shortly thereafter she was posting that she never intended to pay Bob a dime.

As for Bob's attorney supposedly saying he had been hired the night before --

If he was only hired the night before an 8:30 a.m. hearing, how did he have time to prepare the declaration and get an ORAP order in the sister state judgment?

As for Hamou's legal representative -- she failed to mention that the mediator winged her for trying to pass that nincompoop Richman off in that role.

RobMoshein said...

Wow Blake, so KravMagaRabbi has still NOT LEARNED that it is against the LAW for a "paralegal" to represent a person for ANY REASON in Court or legal proceedings?

Well of course the mediator would have thrown a fit.


Blake Springpasture said...

Here's a challenge for Hamou:

In his declaration, Atchison said he never made any direct contact with Hamou since 2005 except emails to discuss a settlement after the Shulak hearing.

He did not say he had no phone contact with her, as it was SHE who initiated the couple of calls that were made. He did not call her. He did not even have her phone number, as the caller ID was blocked.

So, Hamou ---

It's easy to claim that a threat was made over a phone call of which you have no record or proof.

But you also say Bob has made online threats against you. Please quote the threats he made online and give their time and the website. WHERE has Bob Atchison ever threatened your life or physical well being?

You post endless reams of dribble. If those online threats exist, then you will be able to post them.

You might as well post them, as you're going to have to show them to the judge to get your restraining order made permanent.

SO POST THEM.

If you don't, we'll know once again that you are lying, just as you lied a few days ago when you said you had just found out the identity of Illuminati.

Blake Springpasture said...

Hamou posted:

"a lawsuit which was filed by Mr. Richman, it was settled outside of the court"

It was not settled. The lawyer whose firm was sued by Mr. Richman explained to him outside the courtroom exactly what would happen if he pursued the suit, and Richman WITHDREW it.

Withdrawing a lawsuit unilaterally is a very different thing from settling a lawsuit bilaterally.

Nice try, but no cigar, bimbo.

RobMoshein said...

Bob and I had a lovely evening at the Symphony. The amazing Leon Fleischer played the challenging Prokofiev Piano Concerto 4 for left hand only, and a superb suite of excerpts from Wagner's Ring of the Nibelung. Amazing performances all around.

Just checking in on the shenanigans. One must wonder, did SnoopOmaSand INFORM the court that the alleged "threats" she claims Bob made to her was from more than EIGHT YEARS AGO? No, of course she didn't. She just bleeted out that he threatened her. One can only wonder what the Court will think when they find out she's bringing up stuff from years and years and a decade ago. This should be interesting, to say the least.

Crazy Town on Steroids.

Blake Springpasture said...

Yep -- as I thought. Another stream of OmaBabble last night, but not a single quote of or cite to any threat Bob Atchison made to Hamou online.

She posts semi-nude pictures of herself on the internet, she posts pictures of herself beaten black and blue on the internet, she posts medical records from alleged beatings by her husband on the internet, she posts lurid details of her supposed many cancers on the internet.

Yet she cannot post a single threat Bob Atchison made to her online.

Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"I do know his [Illuminati's] identity"

Oh, yeah. Then post it. You post what you think is the identity of everybody else who posts.

RobMoshein said...

You're right Blake. It is all that same charade over and over again that she plays. This is the very same drivel she used about the Bill of Review, until Judge Cooper kept demanding she provide some EVIDENCE and then she just broke out in Crocodile tears, sniffling and bleating "but he committed fraud at trial"...and Judge Cooper said, "well, if you don't have anything else, that's a problem for you" and then Judge Cooper ruled in Bobs favor and HAMOU LOST. Again.

SSDD:
Same Scheiße, Different Day.

RobMoshein said...

So what is the real mindset of SnoopOmaSand about this whole thing? Well, she's drooling all over $10,000 French Haute Couture outfits she would love to wear on October 23.

Yep. Drama and nothing more.

Blake Springpasture said...

Well, of course she can buy it.

If they take checks.

RobMoshein said...

Wow, the party in Crazy Town is in full swing.

First the woman who just a month or so ago was crying about how she needed money, a lot of money, and was threatening to file bankruptcy a third time is pretending that she wears $3,000 Couture pants from Paris, that can't even be bought in Los Angeles....


Now there are deliberate made up LIES about my being somehow involved in "bank fraud" with Harry Weiss.

SnoopOmaSand must be desperate to try to defame my reputation with these lies.

When I was 19 and 20, I worked for Harry Weiss. A colorful criminal defense lawyer who represented many celebrities and was one of Mae West's closest friends. After my classes in college, I answered the phones, booked client appointments, ran files, made copies, gave Harry his phone messages. That's it. I hadn't even seen Harry since 1981 or '82 and heard he died in 2004.

To even begin to insinuate that I was involved in "bank fraud" with Harry, is ludicrous and an intentional lie.

RobMoshein said...

WOW SnoopOmaSand over in Crazy Town is so out of touch with reality she can't even comprehend ENGLISH!

I realized she is referring to the one and only time I was ever sued.

Case Number: SC021022
PATRICIA L. ROBARGE ET AL VS FIRST NATIONWIDE BANK ET AL

Filing Date: 11/25/1992

The BANK wasn't a plaintiff, it was a defendant, as was I, and Harry.

Harry referred a client to me, because he wasn't able to handle real estate matters. I took on Pat Robarge's case, which involved Fire Insurance for her home, which the Insurance Company wouldn't pay. She ended up settling with First Nationwide and then a year later sued me, for "allowing" her to settle her case instead of litigating. The Court threw it out on demurrer for "failure to state a Cause of Action" or in plain English, "We aren't wasting our time on a baseless and frivolous claim."

She sued Harry only because she went to him first and he referred her to me. NOTHING came of it, as a baseless and meaningless matter.

Lord, SnoopOmaSand will stoop to great depths to try to Libel somebody with twisted tales based on little to no reality.

RobMoshein said...

Forgot to add this part:

Case Type: Other Prof Malp-not Med or Legal (General Jurisdiction)

Notic: "Professional Malpractice" which was thrown out for no basis in fact....

NO mention of FRAUD. Idiot.

Blake Springpasture said...

SnoopOmaSand posted:

"Did you really believe law enforcement wouldn't provide me with the case notes and stuff on the criminal complaints"

Yes, we really do believe that.

We note that you've failed to produce any of these "case notes" in your Bill of Review (which was dismissed), in your RICO case (which was dismissed), or in your bankruptcy petitions (which were dismissed).

We also note that you keep referring to calls by us to police which never happened, as you did yesterday. This simply demonstrates to us that you post as fact nothing more than your guesses or clumsy attempts at fishing as to what might be going on behind the scenes.

You have a long history of blathering on the internet about all the "evidence" you have and all the things you are going to "prove". Yet when you actually get in front of a judge, you never seem to have the proof on hand.

You have yet to win a case on a single piece of all this "proof" and "evidence" you supposedly have.

We do, however, hope you produce all these "case notes" you got from the police. That will make for some very interesting legal action.

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