When one uses a search engine online using my name, and my trade name, The Austin Wine Guy, one finds scurrilous, defamatory and simply out right lies on the Internet results.
As law enforcement seems unable to assist me, and the person behind this campaign to defame me and interfere with my business and profession is what they call "judgment proof" meaning she has no money, I must place this blog here.
The woman behind all of this goes by many names: Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy, are the usual ones, but there are others.
This woman, Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy and her other aliases have a twenty year track record of FELONY CONVICTIONS, multiple arrests, failure to abide by the requirements of her probation for her felony convictions which lead to more arrests, many many civil judgments against her for hundreds of thousands of dollars, a history of writing bad checks, and currently she was arrested late in 2008 in San Bernardino California on a Felony Charge of Forgery of a Financial Instrument (she seems to have forged a large check) and is currently out of custody on bail and faces the Preliminary Hearing phase of her Criminal Trial proceedings in December, 2009.
Someone else has recently posted a precis of the criminal and debt history of this woman. You can go here to read the specific details for yourself:
http://www.omahamoureality.blogspot.com
She is nearly psychotic in this compulsion because I stumbled onto the actual facts of her past, and present, which do not coincide with the personae she wants to project to others.
This woman, Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy et al, has for YEARS now, threatened me with civil and criminal actions. For years now, NOTHING has happened except more ongoing threats online.
This woman, Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy has demonstrated she has no credibility. You can read below in previous posts where she has outright lied, most notably when she filed a report about her business with Dunn and Bradstreet that was investigated by them and shown to be completely fraudulent.
UPDATE August 3, 2009:
Oma Hamou aka Alexandra McConnell aka Alexandra Murphy, using the alias "Justin Edwards" recently posted a letter she purported to be written by author Penny Wilson. It is undated and shows no provenance, merely text. The context dates it to the time I still owned my wine shop, placing it circa 2002-3. I will not repeat the contents here as they are defamatory per se and scurrilous rumor about both me and Bob Atchison. I asked Penny Wilson about the letter and here is the respose:
Rob --
I didn't write this one. It seems to me that she's cobbled it together using some Jim Hercules stuff that I did write -- but I know nothing about this tax thing or a woman in Florida.
I enjoy a good relationship with Bob and Rob and appreciate their friendship; I dissociate myself from the sentiments of the past, and affirm that any communications written years ago do not reflect the current situation. I am surprised to hear that my private emails of years ago are being reproduced on a public website as though they are applicable today. Greg King, Penny Wilson's co-author had only this to say about the letter: "is this Oma chick just insane or what? God...
As you can see, this woman and/or her cronies now LIE, falsify documents and use years old private letters to attempt to defame and disparage me, and Bob Atchison
Many people whom have come into contact with her call her a con artist and scam artist. She hangs out with convicted felons, even inviting these career criminals to live in her house with her.
You can verify all the arrests, judgments etc for yourself with simple online searches.
If you have a judgment against Oma Hamou, Alexandra McConnell or her alias names and you want to collect, or serve her with a Debtor Exam, OR if you want to SERVE her with a suit, she is represented by a lawyer, Brian Watson of Victorville California. Service on him is valid as if you served her herself, as he represents her. Google his address and serve her there...
You are free to email me with your questions, and if you yourself have been a VICTIM of this woman Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy, I encourage you to contact me.
294 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 294 of 294Oh, now, come on, Michelle, you did so threaten Rob Moshein, you silly. *wink*
I only have two. I'd rethink the bangs, and avoid blue eye shadow. Hope they help!
Your BFF,
Rebecca
I no more threatened him than your poor puppy got whacked.
I've grown the hair out to a more Grace Kelly look, timeless, don't you think?
I don't believe I own blue eyeshadow, but thanks for the tips Girlfriend!
Oh, Michelle. You sound like your other BFF, denying that you wrote things that you plainly wrote. See what happens when you hang out on the bad side of town? Fortunately the posts still exist, so if anything happens to Rob or Bob I guess law enforcement would have what I think Jessica Fletcher used to call "clues"!
How can you say something so cruel about poor Frobisher? I posted on the internet that he was murdered and I was beaten up by men who claimed they had been incited by posts on the internet put up by Oma and you. I know! It's horrifying, but it must be true because I posted it on the internet. And you are denying it happened? Don't you know that most women who are beaten by men who are incited by posts on the internet don't report the incident? I know that makes their stories hard to believe for some people, but surely, given your track record, you believe me! Don't you? Don't you?
Good choice on the blue eye shadow, girlfriend. Now as for the Grace Kelly hair, do you mean To Catch a Thief Grace, Mogambo Grace or High Noon Grace? I'm guessing To Catch a Thief Grace, because High Noon Grace was a Quaker, which means she was a pacifist, and someone with your temper and proclivity to threaten people surely wouldn't want a pacifist 'do.
Love ya! Mean it!
Your BFF,
Rebecca
Oh, and I emailed to the address Oma kindly provided on her forum and got back a long screed. Here are some highlights:
I don't want anything to do with this ever again! It took me forever to patch things up with my wife after that crap. No, it's not me, and if she claims it is, she's lying. I don't want anything to do with this!!!!
The email was unsigned, but it came from the address that was given, so I assume it is genuine. I've cut the profanity.
There was a lot of profanity.
Rebecca
Rear Window Grace, of course.
My goodness! Then Mr. Moshein and Mr. Atchison must really be shaking in their boots if they don't want to meet me. I only said I wanted to meet them in Austin, why not? I enjoy meeting new people, like yourself. But golly! If they are that afraid, afraid of their own shadows, we'll, I can't be upsetting them now can I? I thought they were made of sterner stuff but I guess when you're so scared of meeting somebody, isn't there a phobia for that?
My goodness! I DO so apologize. I had no idea they were SO AFRAID of me. I'm sure they would just pee their pants if we met and we don't want THAT now, do we?
Well, there you go, girlfriend! That's the Michelle I know and respect, admitting that she made a mistake by threatening them and now trying to make it right. Good for you!!! I hope Rob sees that you are trying to make amends (of course the bit about them peeing their pants probably isn't going to get you any points, but at least you admitted you present a physical danger!) Good for you!
Rear Window Grace is a favorite of mine, mainly because I had quite the crush on James Stewart. I like to imagine "Daryn Harrington" as looking like James Stewart in The Philadelphia Story. Oh my gosh, Michelle! You've probably met "Daryn", or at least talked to him on the phone when all of Oma's friends conference call! Does he sound like Jimmy? Does he look like him? Is he single? Help a sister out, girlfriend.
Your BFF,
Rebecca
Never met him, sorry not to be able to help a sistah out. *Russo hangs her head*
But Rebecca, I must digress, I never did threatend Mr. Moshein or Mr. Atchison. I did say I wanted to meet them. And then you did say they were quaking in their boots because of that. Are they incontinent? I can send some Depends if that helps. I understand Mr. Atchison is a "Large" man and would need a double or triple X size. Should I get the ones with flowers? Or maybe they have little wine bottles on them for Mr. Moshein. That would work for him, don't you think?
I was never into scoring points, I'm just thinking of their comfort.
I did like Jimmy Stewart, but I never had a crush on him. I did like Van Johnson though.
But Michelle! You did threaten them! We all saw it! Why are you embarrassed by that? You were proud at the time that you and your son in the military were going to come to Austin and put a hurt on him! After all, Michelle Biernat, you'e a feisty tough- talking gal who was standing up for your friend, if I am remembering correctly --- and I know I am! Stand tall, girlfriend! The kind of girl who can throw a husband's leg out the window could certainly take any guy in the room!
You're not one of those pre-1960 girls like me, you know, the kind that your other BFF is always ragging on! Demure, submissive --- that's why I couldn't report the murder of my dog and my own beating at the hands of people incited by you and her! I'm too afraid. Why, I can barely bring myself to talk about it on the internet right now!
And I know what you mean about Van! Did you see him in A Guy Named Joe with Spencer Tracy --- another dreamboat. Much better than the remake, Always.
Your BFF,
Rebecca
Oh, and "Handmaiden" (Oma)? I can only post what I received. If your friend doesn't tell you the truth, that isn't my fault.
Rebecca, that son is 5'9 and all of 120 pounds, dripping wet. I'm a size 6 myself. I think you misunderstand. But that's okay, I know how this trauma of losing Forbisher has affected your brain. It's a rough thing, losing a pet.
Have Mr. Moshein and Mr. Atchison always been this way? Afraid of women and children? That's so very sad. I feel for them. I really do.
Well, Michelle, I feel for your son! You used to be so proud of him, being a soldier and serving in the military, and now you want to portray him as some little weakling? What happened? Because when you posted about coming down, you were so determined that Rob would know how tough your son is! To say nothing of you. I mean, the post is buried back in the rest of this blog, but I'll bet Rob could dig it up in a second if a lawyer demanded it! You stick to your guns, girlfriend! That's what makes you the real Russophile! And speaking of guns, I had the clear impression that you mentioned your son's military background just to let the folks in Austin know that they could shoot one! You know, just a warning shot, I'm sure, but still!
Not for anything, but I think you've been spending too much time on the other forum! This backtracking from the truth seems more like them than you, Michelle Biernat!
Guess what! I'm having a glass of Merlot! Guess what else? Rob recommended it! Can you beat that? Since you're interested in wine, you should ask him to name a few good Merlots! Wouldn't it be a hoot if you two became BFF's too?
Your BFF,
Rebecca
Rebecca Jordan,
God damn it, I don't want anything to do with this shit. If you bitches want to go at it then leave me the hell out of it. She is f****** at it again with this f****** shit! The deal was that I was going to be left out of this shit.
I don't want anything to do with this ever again! It took me forever to patch things up with my wife after that crap. No, it's not me, and if she claims it is, she's lying. I don't want anything to do with this!!!!
Don't f******* write to me again, bitch, and tell her to stay the f*** away from me. White F****** Knight my ass! Where does she get this shit????
I used asterisks for Penelope.
Darling ones,
So now she's laying off the gays and going after the Jews. A post where she talks about how American Jews aren't like the Momons (she meant Mormons) or the Israeli Jews in terms of loyalty to friends, etc.
Nice, Omele. Do I post things about shiksas from West Virginia?
I grew up in Brooklyn, darling, after my father, G-d rest his soul, took the family back to the States because he said that things were going to be a little rough in Israel. We came back just after the 1967 war because he missed it, and he figured that the Jews may as well be with their own kind if the worst came. So even though I have lived here most of my life, I have an American past as well, and bubbele, can I tell you how offensive it is to listen to you talk like that? Not surprising, because G-d knows that someone from your background is probably filled with all kinds of prejudices, but still, you never get used to it. Also, you're wrong. American Jews are loyal friends, darling, and if you keep talking like that, you will never get a script of any kind placed with a studio (even the one that "Justin" supposedly works at, ho, ho, ho) because they will loyally kick your script to the curb, darling. So if you can't stop being anti-Semitic because it's the right thing to do, you might want to think of it as the practical thing to do!
And Rebecca, thanks for using the asterisks. Everyone over there has such a gutter mouth!
Loyally,
Mitzi Kedem
Dear Mitzi,
I was wondering when you would comment on that post! At least this explains why she never had a career in the entertainment industry!
Oh, and what I posted is true. Sorry if you don't believe it. Of course, it makes sense for "Mike" to deny it if he isn't really "Mike", now doesn't it? I was kind of surprised too, though. Usually his writing is a lot more ponderous that that. They almost sound like two completely different people.
What are the odds?
Hey, Mitzi, what's the weather like on the kibbutz? What are you having for breakfast?
Episcopalian (well, used to be) but still loyal,
Rebecca
OMG, Mitzi!
It's a good thing I copied and pasted the entry about the Jews to you, she TOOK IT DOWN!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Good, is all I can say. Now if she will stop spewing hate about the gays, she might yet have a chance of becoming a decent human being.
Good for you, darling! It would have been nice if you'd said sorry, but I guess that word just isn't in your vocabulary. But it's the action, not the thought, that counts.
So mazel tov, my little rugelach
Mitzi
I do love it when they say hello to each other online.
And there you have it, folks. An attack upon Mitzi as a Jew. So I guess you are prejudiced after all. You're quite the crew of characters over inside Oma's head, aren't you? You let her spew her anti-Semitism, her homophobia and her general insanity upon the public under a variety of false names. You're not real, of course, but even if you were --- and let me emphasize, you're not --- the idea that she gives "permission" for this kind of garbage to appear on a forum that bears her name says more about the kind of person she is than anything else.
And Mitzi, I suppose you were a little too quick to forgive her nonsense. It wasn't a slip, it was deliberate. Well, it is to your credit, dear.
Rebecca
It is getting even funnier in a sick kind of way. Now she is reassuring herself that she does indeed know "wonderful" Jews, because they are from California, which presumably offsets all of those undesirable traits like disloyalty that other American Jews have.
I am not making this up.
I also want to say that, having worked extensively in the Middle East, her attitude is hardly unknown to me personally. I heard garbage like this all of the time.
All I can say, Oma, is that Rob isn't part of a forum run by an Orthodox woman who took the name "Alexandra" at baptism and has spent much of the past ten years so besotted by her imagined role as the one who was going to bring the story of the Imperial Family to the silver screen that she was willing to lie her way across Pushkin to try an do it.
But good to hear that at least part of your psyche is rebelling against the brainwashing. On the other hand, I doubt your BFF Markell would appreciate the cracks against the faith. You know, the faith that has espoused anti-Semitism. I guess you really did convert.
These cats of mine! One cannot turn away for a moment without finding them up to some mischief.
That Felineus Scratchpole is into one prank after another. Our newest member of the family, Moishe Mewberg, hadn't been here a full day before Felineus had taught him how to log onto Ms. Hamou/McConnell/Murphy's forum, and my goodness! Moishe's hair has been standing on end since yesterday.
WEll gosh Rebecca, I get so CONFUSED sometimes, so many forums, so many postings. Well I guess that means you just can't rely on what I say does it? And that's so very disappointing, I was so hoping this BFF gig would work out.
Oh, don't say that! I want us to work out, so that Michelle Biernat of Benefit Design and I can be BFF's. I think that if by "confused" you mean that you posted the threats without actually meaning them, though, you probably want to explain that to Rob.
But we're cool, aren't we? Do say we are!
Your BFF even if you ARE confused,
Rebecca
I'm confused because all I said was that we'd come VISIT. Then you blew everything out of proportion talking about threats and Mr. Moshein had an "accident" as he was very scared (Ms P, bless her soul cleaned it all up! She's a Godsend, I tell you!)and gosh! Here we are.
I didn't blow anything out of proportion, you silly. You know I didn't. I'm just sure that even a cursory search of the various forums on which you post would reveal to even a lawyer as inept as Ms. Hamou's a veritable trail of nasty remarks and such (all written in the heat of anger, I'm sure!) that would support the interpretation of coming to Austin with your military son as a threat, dear.
And we are going to make it as friends, I just know. Don't ever be confused about that, Michelle! You know how I feel about you, sister-friend!
Your BFF,
Rebecca
And can I tell you how impressed I am that you manage to post on so many forums? I am so busy reading this one that I barely have time for daily meetings. It is at least helping me to quit smoking, though!
Dears, I still can't get Moishe calmed down, nor can I wipe that smirking grin off Felineus' face.
Could any one of you sweethearts recommend a good cultural sensitivity coach for Felineus, preferrably someone who has worked with emotionally-disturbed cats? I simply have to believe that the horrors he witnessed as the authorities gunned down his dark-colored friends in Mrs. Batchelor's house has triggered some sort of antisocial behavior on his part, whereby he enjoys exposing someone as sweet as Moishe to the kind of condescending anti-semitism displayed on Ms. H/M/M's forum.
I'll send just the most sincere thank-you card to anyone who can help.
I know what you mean! I have a meeting to go to so don't miss me too much! Toodles!
Oma is now posting pictures of children sticking their tongues out at me. And I'm starting to think that Michelle isn't sincere in her desire to be my BFF.
I am not making the "sticking their tongues out" part up, either.
Well, it beats looking at her pert ass while she fires a gun. Can I just say . . .
Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
You and me, Oma. At the flagpole after the last period. Be there, girlfriend. It's GO TIME.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Speaking of me, why here I am!
Oh BFF!!! My friend Paulo of Wells Fargo is expecting with his lovely wife and wants to get into a more "lucrative" job, if you know what I mean. I thought "Why Rebecca is just rolling in the dough with her business! And since she's my new BFF she would WANT to help out a new family!"
So what advice to get into this pennies on the portfolio for mysterious Arab investors can I give him?
Thanks Girlfriend!
BTW, Meeting went well! The client had dogs in the office today and I had to stop for a moment, the whole Forbisher incident HIT me, I mean really HIT me. . . *sigh*
Goodness, Michelle. I hope you didn't cry. I have been, on and off for days. Right now I am teary about the little girl sticking her tongue out at me on your BFF's forum!
But I'll recover.
Your BFF,
Rebecca
Good news, pets. Mr. Moshein's flight landed safely at LAX this afternoon for a visit to look in on his family.
If time allows, he is thinking about a run tomorrow to the Victorville Courthouse to see what records are available to the public on cases of general interest up that way.
I know we all do hope he has the time. And that he has a safe flight home, of course.
Oh, dear, Ms. Hamou/McConnell/Murphy, I do believe you misread my post.
That nice Mr. Moshein is not going to anyone's house in Victorville. He's thinking about going to the courthouse if he has time.
Now, dear Ms. H/M/M, I know you spend quite a lot of your precious time at the courthouse, but I do hope you're not starting to confuse it with home -- although I'm sure we'd all understand if it felt like home by now.
Oh, my blessed me. Such hysterics over on that other forum over the mere mention of dropping by a courthouse.
Goodness gracious. How must she react to the sound of a siren in the night?
I have no intention whatsoever of being anywhere near Oma Hamou. I have NEVER EVER made a threat of any kind about causing harm to that woman. Quite the opposite. I wish no harm to come to her. Trust me, I have far better things to do with my time in LA.
Yes Rebecca,
I found it hysterical myself when you sent me this quote from "Team Hamou"...
It is amusing that Characters who have yet to do anything to prove they are real people pretend to be discussing the weather and breakfast. I wonder if there is a padded room and nice white "hug me" jacket in someone's future
Let's see..."Handmaiden" "Scooch pooch" and "snoopy" spent all morning saying "Hi" to each other, discussing having coffee and the weather (Is it raining there?)yet, so far not one of those characters has offered a single shred of evidence that they EXIST much less "prove" they are real people. All they do is say "I'm Debbie" I'm real because I say so....
By the same judgment then, clearly they must acknowledge that you guys here are equally as much REAL PEOPLE as those over on "team hamou" unless of course they are ultimate hypocrites...which they probably are, at they demonstrate hypocracy daily....
Oh you took the words right out of my mouth Mr. Moshein, I wish you nothing but the BEST as well! And no harm. HOnest. Cuz it's really hard watching you piddle on the floor whenever my son or myself are mentioned. . .
But see, Michelle, the difference is that he has archived posts where you do threaten him. And it's nice that you wish him only the best now, but there's all that other stuff out there on the internet. I'm not criticizing your trying to take it all back, because we all know that people can change; it's just a little hard to watch a tough gal grovel like this.No wonder you think you're confused, BFF! But still, you know best.
What do you say, Rob? I think Mrs. Biernat is apologizing! Which is the biggest proof yet she isn't Oma Hamou!
Michele Biernat said speaking of me specifically "I hope she carries a gun. Because a nice shot in the head would teach them. But that's just me.
I'm the one who would pull the trigger"
Ohhhh, m-m-my. I'm simply aghast.
I knew Mrs. Russophile drank quite heavily, but such threatening language from a lady! I do hope she was deep into her cups when she wrote such a thing. And not that I favor strong drink, my dears. But in this case, I simply hate to believe that is how Mrs. Russophile would talk when she is sober.
I do find it odd, though, that she inserted herself into this discussion, siding with the woman who was attacking Mr. Moshein's business, and then began complaining that her own business might be threatened by virtue of her joining in. I do hate to say as much, but it seems a simple failing of common sense on her part.
Oh, dear. I hope that hasn't happened before with her. But I fear the worst. I'm so very sorry to say it, but really, I do.
Not for anything, Oma, but who would you expect to restore the Alexander Palace but Russians? Even back in the day when you were promising them all sorts of help (that never materialized --- a moment while we all gasp in shock. I KNOW.), I don't think anyone expected you yourself would be clambering up a ladder tore-roof the joint.
But nobody said no to my five thousand dollars, either. So there are some Hamiltons and Jacksons working with those Russians, Oma.
Also, and I quote, "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY". Really? Really? I get the whole "you're a man, you're Bob Atchison, you're Marcus Demian stuff" but you have written "Snoopy" as though he is a fourteen year old girl time and again? I mean, "Snoopy" sounds more liked a teenage girl than your actual character of a teenage girl.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY".
Bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Rebecca, that blathering douche stuff you sent me from "snoopy" was really good for a laugh. I "crossed state lines" to spend the weekend with my Mom who just got out of the hospital with major emergency surgery. She was in Cedars, and unlike Oma Hamou, I have the medical records to prove it.
Oh, and ask "snoopy" to PROVE Bob is not involved in helping in the restoration of the Alexander Palace. "He" is so big on insisting on proof, bring forward the proof. After he "does" I'll post the email that would beg to differ. Snoopy demands proof of statements, so PROVE IT...
Watch, he'll just offer his word, like always and expect people to swallow that koolaid. Oh, and SHOW your documentation that I have EVER threatened harm to Oma Hamou. You insist you have the documentation, so PUBLISH IT. You won't, because you can't. It doesn't exist.
You are a blathering douche.
A little close to home, Oma? You know perfectly well you left people holding the bag for your promises in Russia, sweetheart. Simply putting on your jockey shorts, pretending to be "Snoopy" and ranting and screaming about it doesn't change that. In fact, Atchison has been regularly consulted by the Alexander Palace restoration, and people were quite familiar with him when I spoke with the authorities there. They are quite familiar with you as well, Satan's Handmaid, so in one sense you have achieved at least one of your goals: they do speak your name on the grounds of the palace. Exactly what they say may not be everything you dreamed it would be, but one can't have everything.
Have you considered shifting your attentions to another palace? Maybe Versailles? You could make a movie called A Matter of Camembert and hang out with Sofia Coppola. No one knows your history there, and they'd be happy to take your money. Of course, so would the creditors you currently have, but if you changed your name again --- to "Marie Antoinette McConnell" or something like that --- they probably wouldn't be able to find you. A costume with panniers is a lot more forgiving to a girl's figure than Alexandra's outfits, and you could tell your sob stories to a whole new audience. And don't forget, the French already like cheese.
Back to really important matters. Why don't you know how to spell "monkey", Oma? You do know how to spell "Touche!" Don't you see? The French Connection would be a much better fit than Russia. Of course your boyfriend Vladimir Putin would be upset, but Sarcozy has already demonstrated that he has a taste for former models whose clothes hit the floor at the drop of a chapeau. You'd be a natural. All you have to do is demonstrate that you are a former model.
Oh.
Right.
RJ
If I recall, the time of day and Rob's log-on analytics (which he saved along with the post) showed that threat Michele Biernat made about pulling the trigger on a shot to the head came from a computer at Benefit Design Group in Portland.
Won't the discovery in the case she is going to launch be fun?!
I wonder what the buyers of Joel Biernat's business will think of all this.
Oh dear, oh dear. I do hope the customers of Mr. Biernat's Benefit Design Group don't have to provide personal financial information or identifiers when they do business there.
If so, can you imagine how upset they would be if they knew someone who worked there bragged on the internet about her frequent drinking and was a close friend and supporter of a woman who is currently under prosecution for felony forgery, who has a string of convictions for bad checks, who has obtained credit using other people's identities, who has a long string of unpaid civil judgments against her, and whose recent roommate was a convicted forger who was found in a motel room with computers and other forger's tools?
Why, if I were a customer there, I could hardly get a night's sleep. But then, I'm just prone to worry about such things. Silly me.
Oh Blake, you poor misguided soul, not only did you totally screw up what I said about the business but I never said that about Mr. Moshein. What was said over on Ms. Hamou's forum was that she was afraid for her life, she knows Krav Magna and how to shoot a gun. I said, gee if somebody came into my house, I'd shoot first and ask questions later. But this doesn't surprise me that you screwed up, you haven't been taking your meds again, have you? I welcome an investigation as they will find that Mr. Moshein printed my name and address on this thread and even Google Earthed me. I have done no such thing to Mr. Moshein, I only saw a picture of his badly decorated "cottage" in a magazine article.
And Mr. Moshein, that post wasn't referring to you. Please, open the investigation. I am eagerly awaiting to see how much you have stalked me. And then I can counter and get those lovely IP's of yours. I particularly want Blakes.
Blake's.
Oh, Oma. We're not "gone", we just don't spend out entire time thinking about you the way that you do about Atchison and Moshein. But then there are several of us and only one of you, forced to post like mad under so many names: Handmaiden, Snoopy, the entire ensemble.
Always excepting my BFF. And I see that I am now her "beloved" Rebecca. Thank God, I'd hate to be on the bad side of someone who has such an itchy trigger finger.
Isn't it wonderful when people just get along?
Off to the Farmer's Market I go.
Rebecca
No, none of us are "gone". I, of course, am in Southern California, and have far better things to do than worry why the made up fictional douchebag characters and the one real douchebag have to say on the website, and under the name and control of a convicted felon, standing charges for Felony Fogery, who has had arrests for each felony, arrests for felony fugitivie from justice for probation violation for each felony, arrested for Felony Forgery of a bad check, sat her wide butt in jail for a cumulative period of a year of her life, has a long string of legal civil judgments against her and uses multiple alias names:
Oma Hamou, Oma Ashkenazy, Oma Demian, Oma Louise McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Murphy
And not a single statement above about her is a lie. The arrest records are there, the felony convictions are there, the felony charges are there, the judgments are there, the police records of aka...all PUBLIC RECORDS.
Oh, Dear Ms. P,
So kind of you to ask about how "multiple" personalities can post on "Team Hamou" at the same time, from the same person.
One need only have three or four different web browsers, say Internet Explorer, Safari, Firefox and AOL. One logs in under a different screen name from each different browser, and voila, you can make it look like "snoopy" "Mike" and "devils handmaiden" are all on at the same time posting.
It's no evidence whatsoever that there are actually any real people there other than two blathering douchebags. One with multiples and the other too dimwitted to know the difference.
Am loving Los Angeles, thanks!
Omele, darling,
What do you mean, gone "silent", sweetheart? We're all still here, but every time one of the voices in your head decides to type up some insults you expect us to respond to the nonsense? Darling, as my beloved Chaim used to say, G-d rest his soul, get a life.
Also, isn't it odd that after all these years of hissing at him on the internet the way you've done, Robbele still has a business to run, a thriving business, even? So apparently the wine council checked him out, and even after you called them and let them know your Tragic Story, they still want him? Could it be that when they put your name into the hopper all sorts of court records spill out, current cases, past cases, defaults, unsubstantiated claims? Darling, if no one can find any record at all of your acting or modeling because they have no name to search under other than "Hamou", aren't you kind of undercutting yourself? Because I have to say, never to put up even a sliver that looks like a professional picture or credit, who's to know how much work you got back in the day? Can I tell you about my career as a model back in the 1960s? I worked under the name "Twiggy". Oy, the pounds I've put on since then. But then, haven't we all, Oma? Haven't we all?
And in the meantime we're all e-mailing each other like crazy, darling. Or talking on the phone. And speaking of communication, what's with your "daughter", sweetheart, that she is posting her to her own mother from inside the house they both live in? You talk on the computer from one room to another? Oy, these kids today, Oma. I mean, if she existed or anything, I'd be worried. Jewish children are more loyal to their parents than that. G-d knows what the imaginary children of imaginary Buddhists are like, but it isn't pretty so far.
Oh, and thanks for going so crazy. There is now a chance that Nitzana's movie won't get made by Mr. S because you revealed yourself to be an anti-Semite, and he is saying why should he make a movie about someone who doesn't like our people. Thanks.
Mitzi
Mitz,
Not only that, Rebecca sent me the latest posts, where the supposed "child" has the chutzpah to judge ME as an attorney. How many supposed fifteen year olds do that, much less be publicly rude to adults? It just goes to show that probably that is another made up person, as what parent would actually encourage the public rudeness of children to adults? What a pathetic parent if that were true.
The psycho pretend Buddhist, clearly pretend because it displays no actual knowledge of Buddhist teachings. It takes my description of two people and decides that somehow I ascribe that to ALL women...I don't think ALL women are douchebags, not by a long shot. I think some MEN are douchebags too, does that mean I must hate EVERYONE? ludicrous. I actually apply a saying of Buddha to EVERYTHING over on "team Hamou" the fact that one douchebag made up character doesn't even know the saying shows everything.
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense. -Buddha
NOTHING from "team hamou" agrees with reason OR common sense....NOTHING.
I think it is interesting that she complains if we are silent, and complains if we post. I do get the latter, but find the former perplexing. Can it be that she has a symbiotic relationship with the internet, that she thrives for this kind of "sparring" as Mrs. Biernat referred to it? I'm curious. Would she --- as opposed to all of the imaginary people --- even exist if she got up from the computer?
I mean, I haven't heard from my imaginary boyfriend "Daryn Harrington" in months, but I still believe!! I'm clapping my hands together right now!
Is he coming back to life yet?
RJ
Boy, talk about nutso.
Hamou keeps going on and on about how the police think Moshein is a stalker and a criminal and how they always believe her and sympathize with her and how they're about to race to her defense and bring the hammer of justice down on Moshein.
Well, what have the police done so far with Moshein?
Have they ever contacted him? Nope.
Have they ever investigated him? Nope.
Have they ever arrested him? Nope.
Have they ever charged him? Nope.
Does the FBI have a file number assigned to Moshein? Nope.
Now, how about with Hamou?
Have the police ever contacted her? Yep.
Have the police ever investigated her? Yep.
Have the police ever charged her? Yep.
Have the police ever arrested her? Yep, in Utah, Wyoming, Montana, and California. And that's just the places we know of. (Remember she uses a lot of different names. We wouldn't even have known of the current felony prosecution of "Alexandra McConnell" had Tina Vanveen not conacted Moshein.)
Has she ever been convicted? Yep.
Has she ever violated probation? Yep.
Does she have outstanding warrants against her? Yep, in Los Angeles County.
Does she have numerous oustanding civil judgments against her? Yep.
Is she out of jail right now on bail? Yep.
Does the FBI have a file number on her? Yep. (Didn't think we knew that, did ya?)
Boy, this is definitely a chick that has the police eating out of the palm of her hand.
Or a completely deluded nut job.
That's NOT OMA your talking about you dipsticks! Oma doesn't read any of this. Oma doesn't post. You quit messing with Oma all of you!!!!! Your driving her crazy and she's going to sue your ass off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just a small, well ok, really LARGE problem with that last post...
"If" Oma Hamou aka Alexandra McConnell "doesn't read any of this" than, explain how she can "be driven crazy" to the point of suing?
"IF" she doesn't read any of this as claimed, then she doesn't know what it says.
"IF" she "IS" being driven crazy by this, but "does not read" this, then without doubt SOMEONE ELSE is "telling" her what it says. Therefore, the actual party causing the injury is the PERSON TELLING HER WHAT IT SAYS, and who knows if that person is being accurate or making stuff up??
Well, duh.
Rebecca,
Thanks for telling me about the douchebag "handmaiden's" rantings last night.
What a dullard that imaginary playmate is...well, none of them are bright...true.
The total idiocy to scream that an anonymous made up name can be "libeled or defamed", how stupid. Only REAL PEOPLE who can be specifically identified can be defamed...well duh.
Now, "if" the character is Oma pretending, well, then Oma isn't being defamed, since she is insisting those characters aren't her.
"If" they, by some slim stretch of statistical possibility, are "real well they assiduously avoid identifying themselves, so nobody knows who they are, so they CAN NOT be defamed.
So, they screech and howl and threaten and bluster, just online verbal masturbation...typical of the M.O. of "team Hamou".
Glad to send it along, Rob. Are you back from L.A.?
Oma is now posting that "they" are indeed different people because 1) Russophile has said that they are and 2) "they" have different writing styles and vocabularies.
There you go. And Rob says they never offer proof. What more do you want?
I also raised the issue of why these faithful minions (who of course with one exception are all Oma) keep reporting things to her. Surely if Oma really wants to stay out of the world of internet flame wars, she would run a low profile rather than supplying "them" (who of course don't exist, but as I said before, go with this) permission to post those insane pictures from long ago and keep revealing the damaging information that they do.
Logic never really rears its' head, does it?
: )
I hope you're proud, Stella.
Oma. Girlfriend.
You don't listen to them, you hear now? We're beautiful, no matter how they laugh. I know it. You know it.
Oh rebecca, it's so funny when you play these games of acting STUPID by thinking all is being posted by Ms. Hamou. Your secret is safe with me, you'll always be smart in my book girlfriend!
Where'er ye be, let your ankles spread free!
Flip-flops forever!
Hey Kirstie! How's that Jenny Craig gig going?? Your buddy Val is Giget again! WHEEEEE!
Who needs a waist when she's got residuals!?!
Uh, Oma. I think you sent me the wrong link, sweetie.
I've been reading around this site. I don't think it's the "Hungry Has-Beens" support group chat room.
Whoa, girlfriend.
Bail?
Gosh, Michelle, I was serious. I know you're real, but as for the others? Not so much, BFF. Obviously you believe they are, and that's fine, dear. Go right ahead. I'm not sure you lose anything by it. "They" love you, and my impression is that no one here except for me (BFF!) respects you, let alone loves you.And no one else cares at all, as far as I can tell. So follow your bliss!
But honestly, girlfriend, I wouldn't criticize those of us who see your "Ms. Hamou" through different eyes. I'm just not capable of making the leap of faith it takes to accept the reality of the individual members of "Team Hamou". I love that term, by the way. Do you get sweatshirts? No one seems able to tell me.
Hope you're having a fabulous day!
Your BFF
Kirsten Louise, Operating Thetan - Level 7, you are being summoned back to the mother ship. Do not tarry.
We don't know how you wandered onto this site, but for someone who thinks psychiatry is a hoax, boy, have you been hanging around with the wrong people.
Wait, o Master, wait!
I just came across the diaries of the Grand Duchess Bubbalova. I think she was a former incarnation of me, Master. Of ME -- not Oma Louise.
Please ... let me read some more before I go. Come onnnn. Pretty pleeeeeease. I've never been to jail. I'll behave if you let me stay. You know I will. Promise.
That darned Mother Ship, I tell ya, always getting into things.
Psst! Rebecca, just between you and me, girlfriend, I don't care if they don't respect me. They aren't ones I want to go to lunch with, if you know what I mean. And speaking of which, one of our favorite haunts, Oswego Grill had their tree out front struck by lightening on Saturday. Crazy, huh?
Okay. Whatever.
Jeezum crow, what is it about California?
Your Lord and Master
The Grand Shovel
Excuse me, I was told that there was someone here who wanted to meet me?
Daryn!!!!!!
I'll have to get back to you, Michelle.
Hi there! We don't actually know each other, but I used to date a guy with your last name back in the 1960s. Your family isn't from Connecticut, is it? Near Farmington?
Parker?
If that's you, I want my $6 million back. You told me you wouldn't chase after any other women.
We moved to Texas in the early 1970s. I have a brother named Parker. Are you really that actress with the weight problem?
All right, Kirsten Louise. I think it's time to come back to the ship.
You're making a fool of yourself again.
And no more wheedling. This time I mean it.
Your Lord and Master
The Grand Shovel
Well have fun Rebecca. I have to run anyway for an apt. Toodles!
I don't think I'm the one you think I am, Kirsty. I was actually talking to Rebecca. Someone told me that she wanted to meet me.
Wait, wait, Master.
And you. Daryn. What weight problem?
All right, sister. I warned you.
Zappp!! Bezzotto!!! poof.
mmm MmmMMMM mmmmm mMMMmmm #!%L@!?#
Shut up, Kirsty.
Don't pay any attention to her, Daryn. I can't believe this! I went out with Parker. He was at Choate while I was at Ms. P's. What a small world. Your brother was what we used to call a dreamboat! I was always sorry we lost touch. What does he do now? Is he still in New England? I'm in Manhattan.
Bye, Michelle, have a good time.
All right, the rest of you minions.
Continue.
Master! You must help! The tractor beam is not powerful enough to lift the Allee woman to the mother ship! Send more minions!!!!
Dunce. You killed them all. Remember the airport?
Put Kirsten Louise on one end of a board, put a rock under the center, and have the Hamou woman jump on the other end. That ought to do it.
This place is kind of weird, although not as weird as some others I could name.
Parker retired last year and moved up to Wisconsin. You probably remember he had that thing about cheese? He married Bunny van Biedermayer. You remember her? Big family, every last one of them had red hair? Lived over in Brigadoon.
I've been working for the past couple of years as an Imagineer at Disney. Dad wasn't too happy with my career choice, but at least Parker followed him into the firm. But the bottom just kind of fell out of dentist spit sinks a few years ago, and Parker figured what the hell, time to get out. He and Bunny had two kids, both married, and they have a passel of grandchildren.
I need to get back to work, Rebecca, but I'll be sure to tell Parker I ran into you.
Who is that Grand Shovel guy? What's going on?
I am your Lord and Master.
And who would marry a rabbit named after furniture?
Boy, and they say Scientology is weird.
Your Lord and Master
The Grand Shovel
It didn't work. Or at least not the way it was supposed to. I can't find you-know-who just-like-that. It was a lot easier when we were following that Gremlin. But i did figure out that if I left a trail of Reeese's Pieces Allee would follow them into the woods where the mother ship had landed. And it worked! I kept flipping them over my shoulder and she kept following, but then this little guy was walking right behind her moaning something about "phone home", and there was a kid on a flying bicycle, and it got really confusing, O Might Grand Shovel, and frankly I liked it better when all your minions did was go door to door trying to get people to take copies of our literature but ever since you got this bee in your bonnet --- oh, excuse me, O Mighty One --- ever since you deigned to turn the radiance of your brilliance upon the poor ones who cried out to you about what She Who Must Not Be Named had done to them, things have been really hard! I lost a lot of good men on that flight from Austin. And minions don't just grow on trees any more, you know.
Anyway, she's on the mother ship with the little guy with the glowing finger and Amelia Earhart. Should be an easy flight back to Theta.
Over and Out!
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