As law enforcement seems unable to assist me, and the person behind this campaign to defame me and interfere with my business and profession, named variously Oma Hamou, Oma Mcconnell or Alexandra McConnell is what they call "judgment proof" meaning she has no money, I must place this blog here.
I would NOT even have written here, had this person not continually written her own false and defamatory statements herself and aided and abetted other personae writing "on her behalf" for the last three years. If she doesn't want me to say anything about her, she ought not have been continually blogging and writing about me much less aiding and encouraging others to do so as well.
The woman behind all of this goes by many names: Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy, are the usual ones, but there are others.
This woman, Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy and her other aliases have a twenty year track record of FELONY CONVICTIONS, multiple arrests, failure to abide by the requirements of her probation for her felony convictions which lead to more arrests, many many civil judgments against her for hundreds of thousands of dollars, a history of writing bad checks, and currently she was arrested late in 2008 in San Bernardino California on a Felony Charge of Forgery of a Financial Instrument (she seems to have forged a large check) After 14 months of dragging the process out, she paid the Victim full restitution and the District Attorney dropped the Felony charge.
Someone else has recently posted a precis of the criminal and debt history of this woman. You can go here to read the specific details for yourself:
http://www.omahamoureality.blogspot.com
She is nearly psychotic in her daily compulsion because I stumbled onto the actual facts of her past, and present, which do not coincide with the personae she wants to project to others.
This woman, Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy et al, has for YEARS now, threatened me with civil and criminal actions. For years now, NOTHING has happened except more ongoing threats online.
I am called a "criminal stalker". First, being called a criminal is Libel per se in Texas, since I have never been convicted of ANYTHING worse than one speeding ticket. As for a stalker, well, I have no clue where this woman is, where she lives, and frankly I don't WANT to know, nor can I care less. In the words of one of her attorney's, Dave. S. "the faster that woman is in my rearview mirror the happier I'll be" (yeah I have the email he said that to me in.). I WISH NO CONTACT WITH OR FROM THIS PERSON.
I do NOT wish this person ill, or harm. Frankly, I do not care about her. The less I hear about her, the better. That said, no one should ever be subjected to harm or danger. I DO NOT WISH THIS PERSON HARM, nor have I advocated, wished, nor advised anyone to harm her. Such allegations are baseless, wrong and defamatory. I just want he to leave me and my partner ALONE and stop the thousands of pages of defamatory lies she puts up and allows "friends" to post on her website in order to cause me harm.
This woman, Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy has demonstrated she has no credibility. You can read below in previous posts where she has outright lied, most notably when she filed a report about her business with Dunn and Bradstreet that was investigated by them and shown to be completely fraudulent.
Ask yourself if the following make any, rational or reasonable common sense:
This woman claims to be an actress and model, but for a decade steadfastly REFUSES to provide one single shred of evidence to support the allegation, not even a credit, reference or magazine issue. She says only "I was and I don't have to prove it. YOU have to prove I wasn't". Does that make sense?
This woman claims that her three felony convictions were not Her fault, but rather someone else's fault. Does THAT make sense?
This woman claims that her recent Felony Forgery Charges in San Bernardino are "just a big mistake" and "law enforcement and the DA" are on "her side" and "believe her", yet they STILL pressed charges and scheduling dozens of hearings over FOURTEEN MONTHS. Does THAT make sense??
This woman has claimed for six years non stop that I am being investigated by law enforcement and the FBI. Yet, NOTHING ever happened, I have never been contacted by law enforcement for any reason in those six years other than one speeding ticket. Does it make any sense to you that law enforcement is doing ANYTHING for six years now?
Buddha said Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
Look at all the blathering posts she has put up on the internet, and ask yourself, do these things agree with YOUR reason and your own common sense? The answer is obvious.
As you can see, this woman and/or her cronies now LIE, falsify documents and use years old private letters to attempt to defame and disparage me, and Bob Atchison
Many people whom have come into contact with her call her a con artist and scam artist. She hangs out with convicted felons, even inviting these career criminals to live in her house with her.
You can verify all the arrests, judgments etc for yourself with simple online searches.
You are free to email me with your questions, and if you yourself have been a VICTIM of this woman Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy, I encourage you to contact me.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 386 of 386anyone else notice something interesting? When Hamou posts about "positive" substantive things about herself ie: she is an actress, a "successful" model, "motion picture executive" "busy businesswoman" "charitable donations", the things that would bring her GENUINE CREDIBILITY she STEADFASTLY refuses to produce one iota of substantive documentation or references or anything tangible or salient on the issues.
However, when she posts the "negative" "sympathy inducing" things that make her look like a nutcase with NO credibility, she/her friends post the evidence over and over and over, like the abusive father, abusive husband, rape at pistol point, beaten to a pulp causing a miscarriage of baby, betrayal by the abusive ex husband who set her up for THREE felony convictions, "lost paperwork" by Law Enforcement that led to her arrest and weeks in jail without bail as a Felony Fugitive from Justice, a "fake" Dunn & Badstreet report, "fraud at trial" leading to several Judgments against her she refuses to pay, rape by strangers muttering things from the internet, miscarriage of the rape baby, blood on her porch, alleged "false" arrest for Felony charges, constant illness and hospital stays, ALL THIS IS POSTED OVER AND OVER AND OVER IN LURID DETAIL...
But she insists her "private life" is nobody's business, except the entire planet via the Internet where her friends discuss it daily ad nauseum on a Forum called "ask Oma" at the various urls: OmaHamou.com, OmaHamou.net, OmaHamou.info, OmaHamou.biz, OmaHamou.us, OmaHamou.org, not to OfficialOmaHamou.com not to mention three different blogs...but, her personal life is "private"... uh huh. sure.
Darling "Handmaiden",
Oma certainly edited her life as presented on the internet. My sister wrote one of the articles, and I can assure you, darling, that what wound up being posted under her name was not written by Nitzana Kedem. Also, darling, when she posts things as Oma Hamou that promote her work, she never lists her credentials, just makes unsupported assertions: "I was an actress. I was a model. Etc." Darling, if the purpose of the website was to convince people that Oma Hamou was capable of producing a movie, then wouldn't it be proper for her to list actual credentials? Because darling, I can't find a single thing about her from even before the mess with Robbele and Bob. Not one thing, unless it is references to her troubles with the law or with creditors. Isn't that odd, darling? That she was so protective of her privacy throughout her career until she encountered Rob and Bob, and then all of a sudden we get to see all of her dirty laundry, to say nothing of the "model" pictures, not one single one of which is good enough to actually be used. I mean, darling, when I used to pose for Chaim's Instamatic by the pool, was I a "model"? Of course I wasn't.
Really what I am curious about now is that poor ex-Mrs. Tabibi. Are divorce records public in the States?
Mitzi Kedem
All good points Mitz.
Yes the divorce records are public in Los Angeles, which is how I found it, available online when one searches "David Tabibi" under the civil records search for LA County Superior Court online.
Ms de Sayton, with the glandular problem, falls back on what should be Oma Hamou's MANTRA "It's not her fault"...
Oma Hamou and her friends are not "responsible" for constantly bringing up the rapes, medical history, debts, etc ad nauseum. It's MY fault according to her. They "have to" discuss it all the time because of "me".
Just like her felony convictions aren't "Oma's fault"
Just like the debts she couldn't pay were not "Oma's fault" for not having the money up front to pay. It was "Bob Atchison's fault" she ran up the debts.
Just like the "movie script" that went nowhere was not "Oma's fault" for having a poorly written, unworkable project being "promoted" by someone with NO experience in making a film...no no according to them it was "Bob Atchison's fault".
Just like getting arrested on the Felony Forgery charge. It wasn't "Alexndra McConnell's" FAULT for writing a check on a closed account...It was MRS BATCHELOR's fault for calling police....
NOTHING IS EVER EVER OMA HAMOU's FAULT in her eyes at least....
Darling "Handmaiden",
What do you mean, the article was written by the real Nitzana Kedem. My sister is the real Nitzana Kedem, and what appeared under her name was not what she wrote. Oma knows this is true, "Handmaiden". Really, darling, you don't know what you are talking about. Again.
And sweetheart, you don't seem to get the point of my post. Again. There is no record of an Oma Hamou/Oma McConnell/Alexandra McConnell appearing in anything at all (other than the very interesting DVD cover that somebody was circulating on this forum, but I wouldn't call what was happening "acting" or modeling, darling) for years before her verkackte movie was a gleam in her eye.
When Nitzana did the background research for her article, she couldn't uncover one single credit. When she asked Oma, she couldn't get one single answer out of her. Did Oma suspect that Nitzana was a spy at the time?
Oy, darling. If it helps, I'm willing to pretend you're not Oma when I post this to you, but honest to G-d, bubbele, I'd hate to think there was another bunny as dumb as Oma hopping around the patch.
Meanwhile, I'm interested that you have seen the divorce records, Robbele. Were there addresses for the Tabibis? If this isn't true, your theory, I mean, than surely Oma would be grateful if you discovered that there was no connection between herself and Advanced Paralegal Services, that she never had anything to do with the Tabibi divorce, that Tinele was in fact not telling the truth. It would be mizpah to find out!
See how much I care, "Handmaiden", darling? When you give your report to Oma about what was on the board today, make sure you mention Mitzi's heart of gold.
24 carat, darling!
Mitzi
Poor Ms de Sayton.
Fine since you seem to insist you don't have a "glandular problem" perhaps it is an eating disorder. The woman with Oma in Court is what any doctor would diagnose as morbidly obese...
Then she says:
since you, Rob Moshein, have a distinct lack of knowledge of the film industry,
Quite the opposite, actually. Oma has made these same claims for years, but forgets something rather important. I grew up in 90210. My best friends and their parents are hugely connected to the Motion Picture industry. They have about a dozen Oscars and who knows how many Emmy's and Golden Globes and SAG awards on their shelves. One I have known since I was five has an Acadamey Award Life Achievement Oscar. I have read easily forty scripts, about a third of which were produced. I worked one summer on a film starring Gene Wilder. Heck I have been an extra in three films. I could name them and the people but won't because I don't want Oma Hamou calling them to disturb their privacy as she did with CreativeFeed about my Bordeaux Wine Council work (you admitted, Team Hamou, that she did this...) I stayed for ten days with Ava Gardner as her houseguest in London...I have been around films since I was in Kindergarten.
What experience does "Debbie" de Sayton have with motion picture production?? not to mention Oma hamou...
Mitz, sadly the Court records dont go into the sordid details of divorce as they used to.
I have already shown that Oma Hamou and her bff Debbie de Sayton were driving around in a black SUV belonging to Advanced Paralegal Services and the PDF of the lawsuits and people involved are already posted. Go read them
CLEARLY if Oma's liposuctioned butt was driving around in a Ford SUV belinging to Advanced Paralegal Services, there must be some connection. The legal record I posted shows David Tabibi is and has been the owner of that company.
Finally to address Ms De Sayton's comment:it is definitely Bob's fault that her business was interfered with, that has been shown. Therefore, what he did was interfere with her ability to pay those debts.
Hon, maybe you need to get a clue. IF Oma Hamou HAD the money in the FIRST PLACE, when she CONTRACTED for the goods and services, NOTHING anyone did would have prevented her from paying the debts. Your OWN logical conclusion from this statement is that Oma Hamou did NOT HAVE THE MONEY TO PAY when she contracted with those entities. Thanks for clearing this up.
One of my old friends, Roman Tyrtov (whom you might know better as Erte), never missed calling on me in New Jersey every time he came to the States. He used to tell me, "Bubba, a resourceful woman who is almost downright plain can achieve the reputation of a beauty simply by announcing to everybody she meets that she is one."
I found that much easier than baring my boobs, especially in a New Jersey winter.
Of course, every time I got caught writing a bad check I had to fall back on the boob trick, as least until the twins quit carrying their own weight. Happened at about 40.
I hope this helps, dearie.
Okay, Mitzi is right. "Handmaiden" is indeed Oma, although there may be a real sidekick. There cannot be two bunnies this dumb who have made it out of the hutch and found each other.
I don't know what the hell they were teaching in high school economics back in Michigan, Oma/Handmaiden, but if they actually taught you that businesses borrow against the expectation of future earnings you should sue, since it apparently has caused you to embark upon a life of fraud. Businesses provide collateral for loans, sweetheart, or they give assurances of financial stability to potential investors by opening their books. Did Enigma do that? You make it sound as though the American economic system operates through whimsy.
And if Mitzi and Rob sound the same, Oma, it's because everyone with an ounce of common sense will view your activities in the same way, and there are only so many synonyms for "grifter".
How exactly did you plan on raising the money for your (I'm sorry, Rose's) screenplay? By looking meltingly into the eyes of rich people and murmuring "trust me"?
The insights provided by the figments into the workings of your mind are horrifying. Thank God you are so bad at grifting. I emailed Blake this morning that the Tabibi family seems to be based near LAX, and he told me this is where you received your ticket for driving illegally. Fascinating. If you didn't have bad luck, Ms. Hamou, you wouldn't have any luck at all.
Rebecca Jordan
Oy vey, thanks RJ for sending me the latest screed from DeSayton's sockpuppet.
Surely a case of "The lady doth protest too much, methinks."
So now she claims Oma Hamou was extended CREDIT by these entities? Well, Jaqueline Anker at Global Insight said otherwise. The account rep at Variety/Daily Variety told me otherwise, the attorney for NTT Verio told me otherwise.
So the next question is YES OR NO, did all those judgment holders KNOW Oma Hamou could not pay them up front, and with this knowledge they agreed to extend her credit?? YES OR NO team Hamou.....
Ok, since the debbie character has such a problem with being Ms Sayton, I'll call her Debbie MO (morbidly obese). perhaps that is more accurate and so she's fine with the truth.
Oma posted her response to my criticism of her economics. Her defense? I obviously know nothing about economics (take that, London School!) because everyone knows that this is exactly how we arrived at the current economic crisis, i.e. borrowing against expected earnings. To top it off, she credits George Bush for leading us into this terrible state. And this is the model for how Oma conducted business.
Oma, when companies borrow against projected future earnings, it is because they have a track record that allows the lender to assume that there are going to be future earnings. They have business plans in place that are available for the lender to inspect. They have open books. They have credibility based upon who is leading the company (we will pass over that one in silence, I think) and a track record of achievement. This is why it is easier for, say, Miramax, to raise money rather than Enigma Films. It was a one-woman show, so essentially she was functioning as the producer. A producer does not raise money based upon future performance but past record, which is one of the reasons it is impossible to start at the top of the food chain in Hollywood, i.e. by producing a major motion picture. This is why your previous credits are important, and why it is so very odd that no one knows what or where they were.
On the other hand, it certainly explains why As A Matter of Honour isn't beating Avatar at the box office this weekend.
RJ
Of course, in her ongoing attempts to make turkey gravy out of goose droppings, Hamou/Handmaiden is overlooking the obvious evidence that gives the lie to her claims that companies advanced her goods and services against a promise to pay only if the movie was successful: they sued her for stiffing them, and they won.
If there had been an agreement up front that they would be paid only if the movie produced earnings, they neither would have sued nor have won those suits.
She can prattle on all she wants about "business models", but the inescapable fact is that her "business model" was a ponzi scheme, and it came crashing down around her once people were on to it.
And so now passes the 419th consecutive week without any law enforcement contact with me or Bob since Oma Hamou/Alexandra McConnell started threatening it.
No lawsuits have appeared either...
Monday. Fer shur.
Poor barely coherent MorbObese Debbie, she dances around the genuine issue with things that mean nothing.
DID the companies that have judgments against Oma Hamou and the companies in which she was 100% owner EXTEND her credit knowing beforehand that she could not pay them until her film was funded? YES OR NO.
NO need for another incohorent screed, just yes, she was extended credit by companies who KNEW she was not able to pay, or NO they didn't know.
Period.
Well,
Thanks again to "snoopy" for proving that team hamou LIES.
First they SCREAM over and over that the owner of the black SUV she drove to court and back in have NOTHING to do with Oma Hamou/Alexandra McConnell. NOW suddenly 'snoopy' says they have been given "permission" by the owner to publish information about the vehicle.
SOOOOOO Which is it? The vehicle owner has NOTHING to do with Oma Hamou/Alexandra McConnell (which they claimed) or they are in close contact and constant communication with the owner (which they NOW claim)???
well????????
Ok, so Team Hamou admits in so many words that the registered owner of the Black SUV IS IN FACT CONNECTED TO OMA HAMOU/ALEXANDR MCCONNELL and therefore their previous insisting otherwise WERE LIES.
Thanks 'snoopy" for this admission, especially proving the Morbobese Debbie LIED.
Blake is right. If they had agreed to lend based upon the expectation of future earnings of the movie by the previously unknown Oma Hamou, why then did they sue?
And "Handmaiden", you all spell "independant" incorrectly.
Your welcome,
Bitsy
I'm in Lawndale asking questions. As Mitzi would say, so exciting!
poor Morbobese 'debbie'. The self proclaimed bastion of "logic" fails utterly, again.
the "debbie" one wrote:
I never confirmed nor denied that Oma rode anywhere in a black suv. I merely said that the person you claimed was the owner of that vehicle was nobody that any of us knew or had anything to do with.
"snoopy" wrote:
"When a copy of this document is provided what we are gonna prove you sadistic parasite is someone from Pallasart got some schmuck a "mark" to walk into the DMV office in California and fill out a form and lied about the real reason they needed to find the identity of the person who owned that SUV."
First, SNOOPY confirms it WAS an SUV.
Thank you.
Next: IF "Advanced Paralegal Systems" is not the owner of the SUV, then "Advanced Paralegal Systems" can not "fill out any forms" with the DMV. ONLY possible conclusion: "Advanced Paralegal Systems" MUST THEREFORE BE THE LEGAL OWNER.
Thank you again Snoopy for this confirmation of information. Since Snoopy has now publicly confirmed the vehicle is owned by "Advanced Paralegal Systems" there can be no privacy issues regard who the owner is. Snoopy has publicly given that to the world.
Third. There is only ONE corporation called "Advanced Paralegal Services". In fact, a search of the public records of Fictitious Name Statments show that ONLY David Tabibi uses this trade name. The other Tabibi answered as the personal agent for APS in a lawsuit, as did Sima.
What is the only possible conclusion here? There are two:
A. David Tabibi et al MUST be the legal owner of the SUV in question. or
B. Someone is USING the trade name "Advanced Paralegal Services" without his knowledge or permission. Further, this "person" has registered a vehicle to a NON EXISTENT Business entity. I don't think California will be too happy with that. Vehicle registration is required for FINANCIAL LIABILITY and for PAYMENT of required fees and licenses for use of a vehicle. A NON EXISTENT ENTITY has no financial liability, therfore the only reason to register a vehicle to a NON EXISTENT ENTITY IS TO DEFRAUD. Period. Should that vehicle cause damage to a person or personal property, the "liable" party would be a non-existent entity, therefor the person doing business as a non existent entity is perpetrating a fraud upon the public and state of California. Further, David Tabibi will clearly have legal and civil action against whomever is using HIS business/trade name without his knowledge and permission. When snoopy publishes his form, we can gladly send Mr. Tabibi the information.
So, which is it?? Am I the only one who notices that "fraud" keeps popping up all the time surrounding Oma Hamou?
oh, and Morbobese debbie: I am not calling you names. The person with Oma at Court was morbidly obese. That's a fact. Therefore, by the same logic that team hamou uses that referring to me and Bob constantly as the "two gay men" is not name calling, just stating a fact, my referring to you as Morbobese is just stating a fact as well.
David Tabibi? Who wants to talk to David Tabibi? It's the ex-Mrs. Tabibi who will have the insights.
And can I just say how proud I am of my sister Nitzana? She can really research!
Bitsy Kedem
Darling Bitsy!
Can I tell you how proud I am of my sisters? This proud, going to all of this trouble to help out someone who, let's face it, has not been all that helpful or nice to the Kedems, has she? But when you track down the ex-wife to ask her if she knows anything about Alexandra McConnell and she says "no", think how relieved Oma will be to have that idea squashed! What a mizpah you girls are doing!
And I appreciate all of the kvatch you are posting about the lawsuit with Bob that you lost and for which you still haven't paid, darling, but you are avoiding the questions, if you know what I mean, and I think you do, darling. If, as you say, it is customary for companies to do business the way you say that the film company was doing business, then why did those silly people who had provided services sue the film company? Didn't they know that this might happen? Didn't they agree to the premise?
I know we all like to blame others for our misfortunes, Omele, but darling, this one looks like you brought it on yourself. Oma says that Mrs. Batchelor read about what a con artist she is on the internet (which nobody believes, especially because the Batchelor family denies it --- I mean, out of the horse's mouth, darling!), but did American Express and Variety and everyone else who won a judgment?
I ask because I care, darling.
Girls, good luck with the search!
Huggelehs, darlings!
Mitzi Kedem
Exactly how many times has Pallasart been sued for anything? Twice.
Once when Oma Hamou nonsuited her claims, which were never refiled and
a second time, which the unhappy client LOST, when the judge found that Pallasart's work was excellent and the judge refused to return the deposit paid and upheld the contract.
There are no judgments of record against Pallasart ever.
Can Oma Hamou say the same about HER corporations? Of course she can't.
Now back to that important question they so desperately are trying to ignore:
DID the companies that have judgments against Oma Hamou and the companies in which she was 100% owner EXTEND her credit knowing beforehand that she could not pay them until her film was funded? YES OR NO.
NO need for another incohorent screed, just yes, she was extended credit by companies who KNEW she was not able to pay, or NO they didn't know.
Period.
Forget it, Rob, she isn't going to answer the question. All you will get for your pains are pages and pages of five year old documents that prove exactly nothing. But take comfort from the fact that her refusal to answer the question is a pretty good answer in and of itself.
Rebecca
Quite true RJ.
There is only one reason why team hamou tries to "change the subject", and ignore the genuine issues.
It is so sad that now they have to grab the dregs of the barrel about five years ago when Pallasart was suspended because of an unfiled tax report, there were no taxes even owed! Just a tax report saying they owed nothing that wasn't filed. When Pallasart was founded, there was an agent who set it up, to his address. The agent for service address was never changes, so Bob never saw anything from the State, because the notices went to an address that wasn't valid anymore! Obviously, things were cleared up asap, and their allegations of "fraud" are stooopid, because people paid for services and got the services they paid for. Duh. Pallasart's record is clean as a hound's tooth. A public resume of dozens of satisfied clients and NO judgments ever, heck only one "dissatisfied customer" in 15 years of business, and she lost her suit to get back the deposit when the Judge found Bob's work "excellent" and "beautiful" his exact words.
So, Team Hamou...why not answer the question?
It is becoming increasingly clear how Oma Hamou aka Alexandra McConnell accidentally sued herself in attempting to file a Bill of Review in Texas and why she utterly misunderstands the criteria for getting a court to adjudicate a Bill of Review.
She apparently has some association with this outfit called "Advanced Paralegal Services", as she travels around in an SUV registered to that firm. A Majid Tabibi is listed as the agent to receive service for any legal actions against Advanced Paralegal services, of which there have been many, including for fraud, malpractice, and breach of contract.
Interestingly, there is a Majid Tabibi who is on the Board of a fly-by-night law school in Los Angeles called "The Peoples College of Law". (It's out by LAX, near the sheriff's office that holds the oustanding bench warrant on Oma Hamou for driving an unregistered vehicle without a license or insurance and then failing to appear in court.)
The Peoples College of Law is an unaccredited law school with a somewhat interesting website. For instance, it has its comic elements. After several introductory paragraphs extolling the virtues of the law school, it wraps up that section with, "If you have read all this stuff and still want to find out more, contact us." Stuff. Now there's a word you don't see everyday in law school marketing literature. Just think of all the marketing opportunities missed by Harvard, Yale, Stanford, and their ilk. "C'mon down, folks. We'll teach you all about the law and stuff."
Then the website has a section entitled "Most Famous Alumni", the leading of whom are Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa and State Senator Gilbert Cedillo. Neither were admitted to the California Bar, despite Mayor Villaraigosa having attempted to pass the bar exam four times. Such are this law school's most famous alumni.
I guess they meant it when, in the mandatory statement non-accredited schools must publish, they wrote, "Study at, or graduation from, this law school may not qualify a student to take the bar examination or to satisfy the requirements for admission to practice...."
I'll say.
Hedley,
Oma Hamou aka Alexandra McConnell, or her "attorney" (stifled laughter here) must be on staff at that flea bite Law School...remember her "amendment to the Bill of Review" (as yet unfiled) alleging "pallasart's internet hijinks"!!!???? HEHEHEHEHEHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Mike", darling! Think how relieved Omele will be when the ex-Mrs. Tabibi confirms that she had nothing to do with the divorce!
We're only trying to help, darling!
Mitzi
Sorry "mike" character, but your alter friends Snoopy and Morbobese debbie have already ADMITTED that 1. Oma WAS indeed driving around in a Black SUV and 2. Said black SUV is owned by Advanced Paralegal Services.
It is the typical MO of your alter to obfuscate the issues with flawed pseudo logic, but that won't work here.
Notice the words they choose: Morbobese debbie said"
"along with a coporation (sic) situation that Rob is either to blind or too stupid to figure out/find." Well, see IF Advanced Paralegal had nothing to do with anything, WHY would she say this? Clearly she means I may have the "wrong" Advanced Paralegal and haven't found it yet....Thanks Deb.
then"
"None of those people (Habibi) have anything to do with Oma." Well, that could easily mean that they have LOTS to do with Morbobese Debbie, who snoopy has admitted thrice already was DRIVING THE BLACK SUV. OR It can mean they don't know "Oma Hamou" but DO know "Alexandra McConnell"....
Now, the reasonable answer should Advanced Paralegal not BE the owner, nor have anything to do with team Hamou (for lack of a better term) would have been "Who? Never heard of them. They don't own the SUV Debbie was driving..." BUT THEY DIDN'T SAY THAT.
Notice also the veiled threat Morbobese Debbie gave :"Oh, I really would love to be a fly on the wall when you stupidly contact this David Tabibi, because you have been libeling and defaming him here," See, IF David Tabibi really had nothing to do with a Black SUV or Morbobese Debbie or Alexandra McConnell, why would it be stupid to talk to him? He'd just say, "Nope, I never owned a black SUV" "I've never heard of Alexandra McConnell or any Debbie, you must be mistaken." End of story...
BUT clearly Debbie thinks something bad would happen should someone ask him. Only logical conclusion? Morbobese Debbie KNOWS David Habibi or David Habibi knows ALEXANDRA McConnell (not Oma Hamou)...Duh...
Dear "Handmaiden",
Before you go into your usual zombie repetition about how Oma hasn't posted on the website that bears her name in months, please re-read my post as quoted by you. The name "Oma" does not appear in it. In your zeal to insist that she is not posting, you are now investing personal pronouns like "she" with personal ownership, sweetheart. How un-bright of you.
At any rate, I do not expect you or Oma or any of the other manifestations to answer the questions as posed. How could you? The correct answer is inherent in the question. No, none of the companies that sued Oma Hamou understood her Ponzi scheme when she booked their services.
RJ
Also interesting RJ, is that NOT ONE of the lawsuits filed against Oma Hamou, and I have the original complaints of most of them, NOT ONCE does anyone mention "extending credit" to Oma Hamou and/or her "business entities". NOT ONCE.
I wonder how "team hamou" will try to wriggle out of that one....
Dammit, Handie. Between those game shows blasting on the TV and you on that blamed computer day and night, I ain't been able to get your attention in days. So I guess I got to come here to talk to you.
How about lifting up that head of yours and take a look at this trailer. Them dishes been in the sink a week, ain't no ashtray been emptied or a load of laundry been done in I don't know when. And going shopping for groceries don't mean buying just Ho-Hos and Ring-Dings.
Oh, yeah. And get some more shampoo while your at it. Ants is crawling all over the bottle on the tub.
Lord when I think of the woman you was when I met you and what you become with them friends of yours. It just makes me sick girl.
Yes "sandman" the bore, we know all of Oma Hamou's personal and corporate debts are now years old.
SO: IF you are considering doing business with Oma Hamou aka Alexandra McConnell, understand that her credit history is such that she will not pay the debts she incurs with you nor will she repay any "credit" you extend her. She will go for years and you will see no money. THIS IS HER CREDIT HISTORY AS HER "FRIENDS" ADMIT ON HER OWN WEBSITE.
Good grief. You're not telling us that "Sandman" was trying to make a point that the longer debts go unpaid, the less relevant they become? In other words, it's somehow better that a debt goes unpaid for ten years than that it goes unpaid for 60 days?
That's rather peculiar logic. Even by that Hamou's standards.
Apparently the Michigan public school system has a lot to answer for, Blake. At least in regard to how effectively it teaches basic business skills.
According to the girls, they are uncovering all sorts of fascinating information about Advanced Paralegals. She did self-identify as a paralegal at the Batchelor appearance; Bitsy heard her do it, as well as someone who rescues animals. That's a little peculiar, given the fate of all those cats she abandoned to their fate at the Batchelor residence.
Has anyone heard from my boyfriend Daryn? He and Illuminati seem to have vanished,and I miss the big lug.
RJ
A new and funny twist. She now claims that the Batchelors refused to let people in to collect the cats, and themselves removed all of the food, water and litter boxes so that the cats would starve to death and presumably wreck the house in their death throes. That's what I call shortsighted landlords!
I could listen to her explain how business works all day long. If Oma Hamou really believes the nonsense that is spouted on her forum about how the business world works --- "of course people will provide services against your expectation of income, even for start-ups in the most notoriously precarious industry in the world!" --- it certainly explains why she hasnever held a real job.
Also, I've seen pictures of Bitsy. Did Oma not notice the petite brunette off to the side, or was she too busy hitting on the confused white-haired old man? I know the situation probably inhibited her a bit, but my theory is that the sight of someone who met the description of her usual mark triggered a reaction that she couldn't control. I suppose she figured what the hell, the old coot might have a bank account somewhere.
RJ
Oh, dear. My home is in an uproar this morning.
Felineus has been depressed ever since Mewlie went to that giant watercress patch in the sky last week, but Mr. A and I were slowly getting his attention refocused on other things.
Then this morning Felineus went online and read about all his old friends at Ms. McConnell/Hamou's rental house being murdered. I had tried so hard to convince him after that late night escape last year that he had just dreamed that massacre and that it had never really happened. And I really think it had worked. Of course, he had remained leery about napping ever since, but at least he did not fret constantly.
Now that ill-advised and misspelled post by Handmaiden has torn his little kitty heart out and tred on it like a cheap doormat. He's been shrieking and meowing all morning and is just inconsolable.
Mr. A says if I can't get him quiet, he's going to try mouth-to-mouth on him next. Well, Felineus overheard that and went to a whole new level of panic and grief, my dears.
I'm just beside myself and don't know what to do next.
hmmm. the snoopy one said Reed/Elsevier owners of Variety "extended credit" to Oma Hamou's business. I'm holding a copy of Verified Complaint 03112486, filed July 6, 2003 (not ten years ago yet).
Allow me to quote from it. I'll gladly post scans if snoopy insists I'm "making this up":
"Upon information and belief the defendant OMA HAMOU d/b/a ENIGMA FILMS is an individual having a place of business at...." Notice the specificity that "defendant is an individual" NOT "defendant is a corporation"
AS AND FOR A FIRST CAUSE OF ACTION:
..."Heretofore and in or around February 26, 2002, February 28, 2002, May 2, 2002 and May 21, 2002 plaintiff rendered to the defendant services upon her express request in the nature of advertising in the plaintiff's magazines...By reason thereof there became justly due and owing to plaintiff the agreed upon sum of $112,178.92 of which the sum of 102,178.92 remains due and owing. Despite due demand, defendant has failed to make the payment to plaintiff...
AS AND FOR A SECOND CAUSE OF ACTION:
Plaintiff duly rendered to defendant invoices and statements detailing the balance due. Said statements and invoices constitute an account stated. Plaintff duly demanded payment of the agreed upon sum and no part thereof has been satisfied by defendant.
AS AND FOR A THIRD CAUSE OF ACTION:
the plaintiff and defendant entered into an advertising contract. Plaintiff performed all of its duties and obligations pursuant to aforesaid contract. By reason of the foregoing defendant is in breach of contract and is liable for the agreed upon sum...
AS AND FOR A FOURTH CAUSE OF ACTION:
defendant has been unjustly enriched to the detriment of and an the expense of plaintiff in the amount of $102,178.91 and plaintiff has been damaged thereby.
Now, nowhere does it say that anyone at Variety et al "extended credit" to Oma Hamou...BREACH OF CONTRACT, yep thats there, UNJUST ENRICHMENT, yep, there, account due, yep, failure to pay for services rendered...first on the list...
Sorry 'snoopy' no credit extended to Oma Hamou, an individual.
I don't understand all Snoopy/Oma's baying about extending "credit", as if that's some sort of defense to not paying one's debts. Since when does credit not have to be repaid?
This supposed talented "businessdog/woman" apparently has the fundamental concepts of investor and creditor confused. An investor accepts the risk of losing his money in a fledgling enterprise. A creditor does not. An investor generally does not have recourse to assets outside the funded enterprise. A creditor does. An investor cannot sue just because his investment went sour. A creditor can sue when an owed debt is not paid.
Only a moron would think that Variety would agree to run a $100,000+ promo ad for a movie and expect to be paid only if the movie were commercially successful. Or that American Express would give someone a credit card and expect to be paid only if some movie made money.
Of course, we're talking a dog/woman here who managed to sue herself in attempting to file a Bill of Review, despite her claim she had a top drawer law firm handling the matter for her.
Listen, "Snoopy", my sister Bitsy has never let a stitch of polyester touch her body. She was wearing a blue cashmere coat, darling.
Also, darling, are you serious with the cat story? The Batchelors took out all of the food, water and litter boxes and said "Go for it, cats, wreck the place."
Darling, are you on something?
I ask because I care. One word, darling: "rehab".
Mitzi
And the hits keep on coming. Take a look at her latest post explaining how credit works and what it is. I'm sorry, Blake, but your (correct) definition of the difference between creditors and investors is either too boring or (more likely) too difficult to follow for "handmaiden". Of course the ad was printed in Variety with the expectation that they would be paid when the movie was a hit. We are properly chastised for not understanding the movie business as well as Oma Hamou.
That would be Oma Hamou, the failed movie producer, failed actor, and failed screenwriter. She's like David O. Selznick. Without the talent, of course.
I also admire the hubris involved in taunting Rob Moshein about his legal career. How's the paralegal thing working out for you ladies?
Oh. Yeah.
RJ
If Hamou had an agreement with Variety that they would only be paid if the movie succeeded, then she should have gone to court with that evidence instead of letting a default judgment be entered against her.
I have never heard of any other person who has lost so many lawsuits yet who has such an arsenal of rock solid defenses at her disposal.
You know -- like the ones she constantly posts on the internet but somehow never manages to put in front of a judge or jury, where real rules of evidence apply.
Oh, yeah. I guess that last point is the problem, huh?
Her perpetual refrain that "I would have won the case if I had chosen to show the judge this piece of evidence or that piece of evidence" is one of the most ludicrous aspects of her ludicrous career as a grifter. She is to the art of successful scamming what velvet paintings are to French impressionism.
"As for the $10,000 bit mentioned by Rob Moshein's account about Enigma feature cover on Variety, well it is a false story. One that is unsubstantiated."
Now read FIRST CAUSE OF ACTION AGAINST OMA HAMOU, AN INDIVIDUAL:
By reason thereof there became justly due and owing to plaintiff the agreed upon sum of $112,178.92 of which the sum of 102,178.92 remains due and owing. Despite due demand, defendant has failed to make the payment to plaintiff...
Seems the alleged "teacher" can't do her 'rithmetic...
112,178.92 - 102,178.92 = $10,000
Coincidence? I think NOT.
Do you see how the Morbidly OBESE "debbie" shows exactly the mind set of Oma Hamou.
The Reed Elsevier lawsuit is PUBLIC RECORD. That means that any member of the PUBLIC is entitled to possess a copy and read it for themselves. THIS is what they call "stalking", THIS is what they call "making things up".
Shall I post the lawsuit for the public to read? It clearly shows Oma Hamou paid ONLY ten thousand dollars of the ONE HUNDRED TWELVE THOUSAND DOLLARS she contracted to pay for advertising.
THIS is public record. Oma Hamou does NOT WANT the PUBLIC to see her RECORD of felony convictions, arrests, jail time, judgments and unpaid debts. She wants to stifle the PUBLIC statements of this PUBLIC RECORD.
Did any person who did business with Pallasart EVER complain to any Texas state agency that Pallasart was not "able to do business"? NO
Has ANY person or company ever gotten a judgment against Pallasart for failure to pay its debts? NO
Has ANY person or company ever even legally alleged that Pallasart has "grifted" anyone? NO.
Let the PUBLIC record of genuine evidence speak for itself. But Oma Hamou does not WANT the public to know her record.
Well since the self admitted thus not name calling fat debbie is all about the public record but doubts what I say, HERE is the Reed Elsevier lawsuit filed NOT against any corporation, but Oma Hamou an individual:
http://www.omahamoureport.org/OmaReed03.gif
http://www.omahamoureport.org/OmaReed04.gif
http://www.omahamoureport.org/OmaReed05.gif
Goodness gracious me. I have always admired people who can make friends in any situation, and Ms. Hamou / McConnell certainly seems to have that knack, my dears.
Why, after suing her for several hundred thousand dollars, American Express and she are now on just the best of terms, despite the judgment's still being outstanding.
And that District Attorney in San Bernardino soon became one of her biggest admirers once he understood she had simply made a mistake in forging that check. I'm sure he felt just horrible that he had to send his staff back to court more than a dozen times while he attempted to obtain restitution from her for the victim. It must have hurt him something awful to have to treat such a good friend that way.
And, of course, I understand that she became the best of friends with the police in Irvine who were investigating her after she accidentally passed a couple of bad checks down their way.
Now she points out what a wonderful personal relationship she had with Reed Elsevier, another firm that sued her for over a hundred thousand dollars.
Why, if it weren't for being sued, prosecuted, and investigated, one gets the impression that Ms. Hamou / McConnell would have no opportunities to make friends at all. I think it's simply wonderful that she keeps being presented with those opportunities, don't you, dears?
Much chutzpah (tho typical) of Fat debbie, who carps about people "being unable to read and comprehend"...
Seem Fat debbie has the same problem (btw Fat debbie, if you don't care what I call you, why do you mention it constantly??).
Fat debbie seems not to be able to comprehend the meaning of
"Oma Hamou, an INDIVIDUAL, dba Enigma Films".
According to Random House Dictionary:
Individual
Noun: a single human being, a person. Note: As a synonym for person, individual is standard, occurring in all varieties of speech and writing.
Fat debbie,
You need to teach the idiot alter snoopy that just because a corporation was in existence, it is not the entity that Reed Elsevier SUED. They "could" have sued a corporation, but the did NOT. They sued OMA HAMOU an INDIVIDUAL. Nothing magically transmogrifies the judgment held against OMA HAMOU and INDIVIDUAL into something against ANY un named corporation.
You claim to be a teacher Fat debbie, so please explain this to snoopy, the stupidest of the fictional characters you represent.
OK, never mind Fat debbie. Clearly the snoopy alter is too stupid to understand English.
Clearly the brain dead alter does not understand that AN INDIVIDUAL can have a dba. Clearly the BRAIN DEAD snoopy can't understand the meaning of simple English viz "Oma Hamou AN INDIVIDUAL". Nothing anywhere says "Enigma Films a California Corporation". Not ONCE in the whole lawsuit. Poor dimwit snoopy just WANTS SO BAAAADDDDD to "believe" it that all he can say is what he believes, despite reality.
oh wait....it's always that way with the snoopy alter.
Don't bother Fat debbie. Not worth your effort, it won't work.
The past few days have been fascinating, and indicative of how far Oma Hamou has deteriorated. It's understandable. Even for her, this has been a hard year. Bitsy was right when she described her in court as "hard-scrabble looking." This is a woman who has spent most of her life engaged in earning a precarious living through fraud, and there is only so long one can operate on the fringe before it takes its' toll. Now it is starting to show up in her mental processes. This is not bipolar behavior, Rob. It is almost a form of autism, perhaps Asperger's Syndrome. She seems unable to connect with the real world as any of her personalities.
At the very least it is solipsism carried to a degree that is frightening. She is so disconnected from reality that she is no longer capable of reading the simplest fact and understanding it if it conflicts with her personal sense of self, i.e. she cannot have erred, that she cannot be in the wrong.
I have spent some time this past year reading her self-narratives and getting the sense of how she views her life. It is very clear that she views herself only as a victim. You don't have to be a psychologist to understand why she does this. Her life is littered with the wreckage caused by a series of bad choices. She has been a woman who salivated for a quick "fix" to her problems, and it is easy to see why someone with this temperament would have tried grift as the fastest solution. For example, Oma is drawn to men who offer her financial security ("drawn" is charitable), but she is unable to distinguish between them in anything other than monetary terms. Thus, she marries a man and enters into a mutually abusive relationship. She attaches herself to an elderly man in order to bilk him of savings without realizing that he has a family who will intervene. She assumes that Bob Atchison is a patsy who will stand for the nonsense she unleashes over As a Matter of Honor, and cannot deal with the fact that he is successful in his lawsuit against her. Of course, this "cannot" have happened as the result of a fair trial. No, in her mind it has to be because evidence was faked, or not presented, or whatever else she can cling to in order to deny personal responsibility for her attempted fraud. This has now expanded (as the result of the pressure Rob has put her under through his questions) into sweeping statements that make no sense whatsoever. She has a good relationship with Reed Elsevier? Amex likes her? Girlfriend, these entities have obtained judgments against you. They are part of a line of corporations and people that have felt it necessary to take you to court. And when they do take you to court they invariably win. Either the American legal system is so endemically corrupt that it is wrong every single time when dealing with you (and only you, I haven't heard anyone complaining that Bernie Madoff didn't receive justice), or you may want to consider that your ineptitude has brought this upon yourself.
You would probably have been very good back in West Virginia or Michigan, where people in a small town would have simply smiled knowingly at your behavior and chalked it up to "well, that's Oma Louise for ya, she's always been one to try and cut corners!" But you are a living example of the Peter Principle. You have tried to grift above your pay grade, and it just hasn't worked out.
As a woman, I wish Rob wouldn't call you fat. But I also understand how he probably feels after enduring years of your homophobic, anti-Semitic, vicious personal attacks.
Rebecca
Oma Hamou as she tries to present herself on the internet:
- Actress
- Model
- Business executive
- Film producer
- Well-connected politically and socially
- Victim of abusive men
- Surrounded by admirers and supporters
Oma Hamou as she really is:
- Convicted felon
- User of numerous aliases
- Has obtained credit using other people's social security numbers
- Has spent months in jail cumulatively for probation violations and forgery arrest
- Recent housemate of convicted forger
- Recently forced to make restitution to victim of a felony forgery perpetrated under the alias Alexandra Oma McConnell
- Associated with a paralegal service that is the target of numerous complaints and lawsuits for fraud, malpractice, and breach of contract
- Sued by more than a dozen individuals and corporations, and lost them all
- Hundreds of thousands of dollars in outstanding judgments against her
- Target of an Elder Abuse investigation by the L.A. Police Department
- Outstanding bench warrant on her in Los Angeles County
- Shows up for court in stockings with holes in them
Blakele,
It's the last one that really hurts, darling.
Mitzele
RJ,
As you know, Bob himself is heavy.
There is one reason why I call her Fat debbie. To demonstrate the total and continual hypocricy of "team hamou" and their "its ok for me but you're bad when you do it" attitude.
So long as "they" (and I use the plural with tongue in cheeck) believe it is "merely a statement of fact and nothing more" to continually refer to us as "the gay men in Austin" then I will continue to refer to that one as "Fat debbie". Should "team hamou" apologize (when pigs fly and George W apologises for Iraq)for using "gay" all the time and stops the usage, I will do the same and drop the statement of fact "fat" from her name.
Otherwise RJ, I must applaud you and Blake, for posting the most salient, insightful and accurate description of the delusional Narcissitic Personality Disorder Poster Child Oma Hamou I have seen to date.
Bravo/Brava!
Narcissistic. sorry. typo
Let me just point out only one of the myriad sweeping absolute statements Fat debbie makes:
"Nor has she ever lived her life through fraud, because she has never in her life committed fraud."
Allow me to direct your attention to the following Court Document issued by the Municipal Court of Los Angeles Judicial District:
http://omahamoureport.org/HamouFugitive.jpg
Allow me now to quote directly therefrom:
Case BA123439 FELONY COMPLAINT
...in that defendant (Oma Demian aka Oma Hamou) on or about October 27, 1994 was charged with the crime of FRAUD, a felony, in the State of Utah, County of Summit. Defendant is a fugitive...
and I quote therefrom: "
Mr. Moshein, dearest. Perhaps we could all agree to refer to Debbie simply as "FD". I thought about that as I was following a fire truck home this afternoon, emblazoned with the logo for the Palm Beach FD.
I know she initially said that the observer at the courthouse should have noted the obvious physical disability that caused her obesity, and she later changed her story to attribute it to a glandular condition. (Oh, I do hope that observer was not treated to a view of her glands, don't you?)
At any rate, we could discuss the challenges poor Debbie's condition presents to her without having to refer to her as "Fat Debbie". For example, we could say things such as, "it takes the FD to lift FD off the couch". See. No one is insulted that way.
I'm just trying to be helpful, my dears.
Penny, darling, how right you are! Why can't she see, we're only posting because we care!
Mitzi
Well, Penelope, I'm not so sure the Fire Department won't be insulted.
I've said it before, and it bears saying again.
Hamou is STARK RAVING MAD.
In response to Moshein's quoting from the complaint filed in Utah against her for fraud, she's trying to defend herself by screeching that he's a liar because she was ACTUALLY CONVICTED OF THEFT BY DECEPTION.
Po-tay-toe. Po-tah-toe.
The woman's a lunatic.
yes, Blake,
"team hamou" in all its demented twisted logic actually BELIEVES that "Theft by Deception" is NOT the same thing as FRAUD.
Ever hear of "check fraud"? That is where you write a check KNOWING it is not good. Which is exactly what Oma Demain aka Oma Hamou aka Alexandra McConnell DID and for which she has three FELONY convictions.
oh, and Say there 'team hamou' and Fd,
just WHY did Oma Hamou pay Jupiter Property Management $5,000 as "restitution" for her Felony conviction? Well, actually OMA didn't pay it, Eliezer Appel a small practice attorney who doesn't have an office just a PO box on La Cienega Blvd. PAID it on behalf of Oma Hamou, his EMPLOYEE....
So what was this all about?
It's not your weight that is the problem, "Handmaiden", and as you saw I did take Rob to task about it. On the other hand, you have a tag line that makes a coy joke about "size", and you spend a lot of time impugning his masculinity in that homophobic way you have, so it's hard for me to really work up a head of steam about him using the word "fat".
I am a big girl myself, a size 14 now. I am almost 5'10, so I carry it well, but it is still 160 lbs of me.
It's your clothes. I mean it. Oma's just look frayed, but yours are so seriously out of style that it's almost freakish looking. The way to go for us is tailored, "Handmaiden".
And cut your hair? It's just a suggestion.
Okay, back to serious things, if that word can be applied to anything in this entire situation. I know I'm not a psychologist, "Handmaiden", I'm a banker. But you don't have to be Sigmund Freud to recognize Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Nor did I run to Wikipedia to look up "solipsistic" before I used it. Seven years of higher education and I am good to go with the vocabulary, sister. Oma Hamou is solipsistic, in that she does not recognize that the same rules that apply to the rest of the human race when it comes to things like business apply to her as well. If you don't like "solipsistic", look up hubris and see if it floats your boat.
I'm a happy girl tonight. I was supposed to catch the shuttle to DC this evening for meetings tomorrow, but Old Man Winter, he just keeps rolling along, and everything is down. So it's just me and Frobisher in front of the fireplace this evening.
Rebecca
Just to remind "team hamou" that for over a YEAR now, I have been reading and working WITH Greg King and Penny Wilson and will be publicly thanked for my contributions to their new book....
so what happened 8 years ago, means what?? nothing....
oh, and just how many books has Oma Hamou been thanked for her contribution in the last 8 years? It seems none.
Me? Greg King/Penny Wilson books three times
Nick Nicholson...
Coming up, Greg King/Penny Wilson and Richard Cullen...
and Oma Hamou has done....what??
Oh, wait, since 2002 Oma Hamou has run up debts and judgments, produced nothing and has no citations for helping with scholarly books...unlike me and Bob...
Sorry 'snoopy', but a footnote on page 311 of a 2006 Russian book which merely quotes the paid for press release that the Hamster paid Boris Romanov to put out there about the movie that never materialized is not exactly the same thing as being ASKED to help with someone's book and being publicly thanked by the author IN the book.
I especially wanted to remind you about PENNY and GREG ASKING for my help because you put up that long seven year old screed from Penny about when Kurth shredded me publicly for something I never wrote...
Why does Oma Hamou pretend she is such an upstanding person when, in my opinion, she is a criminal with a felony criminal record and probation violations resulting in felony arrests as Fugitive from Justice?
Why does Oma Hamou want to down play the hundreds of thousands of dollars in judgments against her? who left her the arbiter of reality of what this huge unpaid debt means? It is my personal opinion that she is a con artist, bilking companies out of their goods and services with promises to pay that she can not fulfill.
What IS Oma Hamou today? She claims 'offices' but has no verifiable employment.
Why does Oma Hamou portray herself as some "movie executive" when the ONLY verifiable employment she has is as a paralegal? What do YOU think this means?
It is my personal opinion that not only is she con artist/scam but the THREE (if genuine) people who defend her are also criminal con artists, which is why the grasp on to the most ridiculous explanations for what seems to be Oma Hamou's criminal behavior.
Why else would a sane human defend what appears to be a career criminal?
Clearly, Fat debbie has brain function impaired by her "disability"...She is clearly "dis abled" from saying no to ice cream, cakes, cheese, fried chicken, chips, McDonalds, In N Out, Burger King, Pollo Loco, Baskin Robbins...
Her disability is clearly related to not being able to say "no" to food. FAT debbie....with equally fat clogged brain function as fat clogged body function. THIS is clearly her "disability".
JUST SAY NO FAT debbie to chips, McDonalds, Burger King, Ice Cream, donuts, THESE are obviously YOUR alleged disability. I'll bet you get money from the state of California too for this "disability" like all the other scammers who are too lazy to really work, hmmmm like Alexandra McConnell, she has a "dis ability"...a DIS ABILITY to pay her debts...AND a dis ability to write good checks...
A MOST interesting article in the local paper this morning, with some cogent ties to the tale of someone familiar to us all...the only exception to complete comparison is the one in the article actually did marry a rich guy, for a while...
http://www.statesman.com/news/local/a-fall-from-scottish-nobility-to-texas-prison-218029.html
Some choice excerpts:
"She didn't care about what she was doing, about who she hurt, but she was very good at it," said Austin police Detective Carl Satterlee. "She was very much out for herself to make money."
According to police and court documents, Grimes has used several aliases —
Internet message boards have devoted pages to her and include comments from reported victims, such as one who said, "Let's get this (woman) put away for a very long time.
Despite pleading guilty to four felonies, Grimes denies breaking the law
She said her permanent home is a beachside cottage in Carmel, Calif., but wouldn't provide the address because she said she did not want it to be public.
she said she worked (in California) as a screenwriter under an assumed name that she declined to provide.
She readily provides responses to almost any question about allegations against her. The cases, she said, are results of misunderstandings that she could have easily cleared up
She was accused of abandoning her business and leaving creditors hundreds of thousands in debt, according to published reports. Grimes said the person from whom she bought the business was responsible for the debt, not her
Swiggum said she shared several phone calls and e-mails with Grimes, a woman she thought was named Bethanie Jones. Swiggum said she then sent a $2,000 deposit using PayPal. She said she soon grew suspicious when she sent an e-mail asking for the address of the house and got no response. A few days later, she got a call from Satterlee, the detective in Austin, who was investigating Grimes' PayPal account. He told her she'd been scammed.
In the interview, she said that she had permission from a woman she'd met in Hawaii named Bethanie Jones to rent the house. She said Jones had told her to keep 20 percent of all bookings for her fee. Grimes said that in each case, she withheld her 20 percent and sent the remaining money to an address in Hawaii that she had for Jones. Police said they could never find anyone named Bethanie Jones.
Grimes said she also has an explanation for handing Austin police the driver's license of another woman.
She said that while visiting Hawaii, she'd given a bartender her driver's license as part of the club's rule for running a tab. When he returned it, he gave her the wrong person's, Grimes said.
And so now passes the 420th consecutive week without any law enforcement contact with me or Bob since Oma Hamou/Alexandra McConnell started threatening it.
No lawsuits have appeared either...Week, what? Week 225 by my reckoning for at least the most recent threat of lawsuits since Bob won his suit against Oma Hamou.
Happy Anniversary, Robbele!
She just thoughtfully posted sections of the Texas Penal Code relevant to stalking, darling. You and Bob should sue her, she fits every description of a stalker that they came up with! So thoughtful to post it!
Also, can we talk? I hadn't seen the pantsuit photo before. Whose bright idea was that? Also, darling, one word (alright, two), but Omele, they're from Mitzi's heart, darling.
Hot rollers.
It's all I'm going to say, and all anyone needs to say.
Mitzi
Omele, sweetness, really.
A hard time? Darling, you have been running this silly internet war for years from everything that Nitzana has told me, and everything that I have read. You have accused darling Rob and Bob of all sorts of criminal activities, darling, and while I am not as up to date on American law as I probably should be, I by doing so you have left yourself open for a big fat libel suit, darling.
So, darling, a little bit less with the "amended Bill of Review" (honestly, darling, what kind of paralegal are you? Even I understand what a Bill of Review is after reading the posts on your forum and this one, and darling, you obviously don't have a clue as to what you're talking about, which isn't exactly a surprise, but still.
Or maybe you meant the hot rollers were a brilliant idea? Oma, they are!
Mitzi Kedem
Mitz,
Lets be honest. Oma Hamou does not even understand the legal principle in Texas that one who fails to file an appeal or motion for new trial is PREVENTED as a matter of LAW from proceeding on a Bill of Review.
The underdog Saints just scored another touch down, virtually clinching the Super Bowl. I knew Drew Brees when he played for Westlake High here in Austin, his late mother was a good customer of mine at The Cellar. Good on ya Who Dat Nation!
She's clueless Mitz. Stupid and clueless. She has losers for "friends" and has done nothing in years...
Geaux Saints! Congrats on your win.
See Mitz, how stupid she is? District Attorneys do NOT get, give, grant or have anything to DO with Restraining orders...more smoke up the butt from team hamou
Mitzi,
I think we had already established that it was a skirt. Although to be fair, my guess is that you were commenting upon the red aspect of the ensemble.
Rob, that was a fascinating story. I am amazed; it's weird enough to think there is one of them out there who genuinely seems to believe in the garbage she spouts. Two is pushing the odds!
Rebecca
RJ,
I think it really demonstrates an entire "sub culture" if you will, of con artists who are out there.
Clearly "if" there are any real people posting on Hamou's site (other than Russophile who seems rather to have lost her "love and admiration" for Hamou of late) and perhaps Fd, they are clearly part of her scam.
Naw, I'm here. Just ill. Mr. Russo shared his nasty cold with me. Ain't love grand??? And though I was rooting for the Colts (being a Johnny U girl from waaaay back) it was a win-win situation in the SuperBowl.
And did you know, that giving the wrong credit card back to a customer is rampant? For the police man in that story to dismiss it--from the way the story was written-- is breathtaking. That scam has been around for a long time. In fact, there are still businesses who take just credit card numbers without the credit card. Which is incredibly stupid.
Oh and BFF, congrats on the new doggie! I remember you said Forbisher was killed in a hit and run and you were destitute. A new puppy is lovely to have.
I know Frobisher had quite an appetite, but I don't think he left her destitute.
Hamou's cats, on the other hand ...
Speaking of Hamou, she seems to have a criminal protective order mixed up with a restraining order. And, of course, as usual she is utterly confused when it comes to differences in legal proceedings, as she is with the difference between an appeal and a bill of review.
But this is a woman who can't keep her checkbooks straight. No reason to think she could keep legal concepts straight.
By the way, Russophile -- I'm sorry about your cold. In a weird sort of way (okay, a very weird sort) I've missed you.
Are you feeling okay Blake? Take a seat, take your temperature. Did you get this cold too?
Either that, or the gas from this flame war is making me giddy.
Yeah,you're sounding a little delirious. You might want to lie down. I highly recommend naps.
Russophile,
You missed the important detail about the Drivers License bit with Grimes. See, she said she got the wrong license at a bar in HAWAII, weeks before being stopped by the Austin Texas police who were given someone else's identity. It wasn't like it happened just the night before. And of course, just HOW did she manage to get on a plane from Hawaii to Austin unless the plane ticket had been purchased with the SAME NAME on the drivers license??
"I didn't MEAN to give the Austin police someone else's drivers license..it was a mistake. A bartender accidentally kept my license and I've been using someone elses ever since"
sounds a lot like
"I didn't MEAN to grab the "wrong" checkbook and give Mrs. Batchelor a bad check. I "would" have paid up but the police arrested me falsely and the District Attorney prosecuted charges for 14 months without reason.."
BFF,
A new puppy is delightful. The reports of Frobisher's demise were inflated. When I posted it, I was making a point about your other BFF's veracity about the "dead" cats. You know, the ones that she claims the Batchelor family killed. Those cats? Anyway, Frobisher is still very much with us. In fact, he just padded out of my study in the general direction of his food dish. As for a new puppy, right now Frobes is about all I can handle. I have to arrange for a house sitter everytime I leave town. This is New York, and they aren't cheap.
Oh, and Rob? Oma is really, really convinced that I am Bob. So ask Bob if he would mind taking care of Frobisher next time? She "knows" that I am not a woman because I don't write like one. I assume she means I don't write like Jackie Collins, which is about the speed of what is currently waiting on the Oma Hamou night table.
Of course, we "know" that everyone over there --- with the exception of you, BFF, of course --- is actually Oma Hamou because each and every one of them makes the same stupid-ass grammatical errors, lapses into grade school insults and seems to actually believe the truly insane nonsense they spout.
Oh, Rob, one more thing. "Handmaiden" laced into me because I am a shallow woman (only I thought I was a man? Whatever.) who pays attention to the way I wear my hair and the clothes I wear. I actually don't pay all that much attention to them, dear, I just try and pull myself together before I go outside so that I won't frighten the horses. And you are quite right about San Bernadino. Why should you have dressed up for it? Oma didn't.
Anyway, she called me names, and Oma/Snoopy told me I was a fucking liar, and, well, you get the idea. So, Rob, if you want to call her "fat", have at it with my blessing.
And a bit less with the "liars" crap, Oma. You have built a career out of lying. Not much of one, but it is your own, and you shouldn't diss it.
RJ
Sorry about your cold, BFF. I have been working at home today (translate: I slept the afternoon away!). Feel better.
RJ,
You also missed how Fat debbie took you to task for how "awful" Wikipedia is and how assiduously she keeps her "students" (*snicker*) from using it, even though you were most clear in saying "nor did I run to Wikipedia"....
ALSO, will anyone explain exactly WHY "if" law enforcement and the San Bernardino were so convinced Alexandra McConnell just "grabbed the wrong checkbook" (let's not even get in to WHY she keeps checks on closed accounts lying around all the time, I mean hasn't the chick HEARD of a shredder??) and were SOOOO SURE she was innocent they a. ARRESTED HER. b. put her WIDE BUTT IN JAIL AND SET BAIL then c. KEPT UP THE CHARADE OF FELONY PROSECUTION FOR 14 MONTHS SPENDING TIME MONEY AND RESOURCES ON SOME 10 COURT APPEARANCES ALL FOR 'AN INNOCENT WOMAN'????
Seriously, that makes no rational sense to anyone.
It may not make rational sense, Rob, but by now I think we can all accept that Oma Hamou lives in a parallel universe where the laws of logic, common sense and the rule of law do not apply.
You forget, Oma ( I know, I know, Oma hasn't posted on her forum in months, wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more ) that we have all seen the photographs. And so far we have been accurate in everything that we said. You had a hole in your stocking, your clothing was black, your sidekick's was turquoise, you drove away in a black SUV, you wore a certain type of necklace, your sidekick's hair was . . . well, let's just say "long" and leave it at that, yours was flat, you introduced yourself to people as a paralegal and friend of animals, etc. If all of that is true, and it is, then I think it is safe to say that you have a wide ass, girlfriend. But as you point out each time you write as "Handmaiden", Oma, it doesn't matter.
Also, don't be jealous. I have always described myself as Russophile's other BFF. As far as I know, you are still the BBFF!
Also, as far as your legal expertise is concerned: I don't have a law degree (of course neither do you), but boy, do I know lawyers. And they graduated from all sorts of prestigious law schools (one of them from Golden Gate in California! California!) One of them from Ann Arbor, your old state, Oma!
And boy, do they think you are full of it. If you intend to actually follow through upon your 420 week old threats, you should try and get someone to represent you who isn't yourself. You know. A lawyer.
By the way, someone will be calling the Batchelors to alert them to what you are saying about them on your blog, i.e. the nonsense about their responsibility for the "deaths" of your cats. And just maybe they will introduce you to a new kind of lawsuit. One for slander! That'll be fun!
Not your BFF,
Rebecca
Dear Oma writing as "Snoopy",
Well, dear, if you have seen the pictures, I rest my case. The ass, she is wide.
You have dragged the San Bernadino legal authorities into the "deaths" of the cats, so perhaps it is a little unclear why they would support you in your accusations, Oma. Indeed, this seems to be a recurring Oma Hamou fantasy, i.e. that the very people who are working to incarcerate you, or bringing you to trial, or forcing you to pay what was clearly described as "restitution" to a "victim" (not the language of a simple "mistake"), that these people are somehow on your side.
No, they're not.
And no, Oma-writing-as-"Snoopy", I don't know that you are "real" people. I don't even know that the other woman with Oma in the picture is in fact named "Debbie" or posting as "Handmaiden". I just know that there was another woman with her that day in court. Frankly, if the person posting as "Handmaiden" isn't Oma, the California educational system is in a hell of a mess. The idea of letting someone who writes like that teach impressionable minds? Marian Zimmer Bradley is literature?
You, Oma-writing-as-"Snoopy", are saying that Mrs. Batchelor, with the assistance of the Sen Bernadino police department, wantonly caused your animals to die That's a serious charge, Oma. I would add that I don't believe anything like this actually happened, and there are no reports of this situation that indicate it did. Do you think I haven't placed a call to the San Bernadino District Attorney's office in regard to this matter? I'm not a sadist, dear. I'm a business woman, and I wouldn't make an accusation about your probity if I was not 100% convinced that you are lying.
I am 100% convinced. You are lying.
Rebecca
Hello, everyone. I don't post much, but I enjoy following these doings. I came across an article yesterday in the Palmdale Rattler that I thought might interest you:
Fires Leaves Local Woman Widowed and Homeless
What began as a small fire at the Sierra Vista Mobile Home Estates in Palmdale late yesterday afternoon turned into a conflagration that left a woman widowed and homeless.
The woman, named Deborah von Sayton and known to neighbors variously as "Debbie", "Handie", and "that fat skank", called this reporter from a pay phone to say that she was smoking, both literally and figuratively, at her computer when she dozed off from a flagging sugar high. She awoke to find her computer in flames and she fled the scene in a black Ford SUV.
However, she failed either to notify the fire department or to wake her husband, Ralph, who was also dozing in a green Gremlin just outside the mobile home.
According to the Palmdale Fire Marshal, what began as a small fire in an ashtray that then ignited the plastic on a computer screen turned into a conflagration when it spread to a very large stash of Ho-Ho's in boxes near the kitchen table. Although the Fire Marshal said he had never encountered such a scenario before, it appears to him that the grease in the Ho-Ho's worked as an accelerant that soon caused the fire to engulf the single-wide trailer.
Mr. Ralph von Sayton, who neighbors say tried to get out of the Gremlin just before it blew, had reportedly moved into it a week earlier when his wife refused to cook, clean the house, or do any laundry. For some reason, the Gremlin had battery cables running from under the hood to the trailer's window air conditioning unit. The Fire Marshal could not determine whether it was an attempt to recharge the car battery or to power the air conditioner, but he had never seen such an arrangement before and recommended that no one else attempt it, as that was likely the reason the Gremlin became involved in the trailer fire so quickly.
No local funeral homes are yet aware of any arrangements for Mr. von Sayton's burial.
Neighbors think that Mrs. von Sayton might be staying with a friend, but they do not know her name or address, as they reported that Mrs. von Sayton said the friend was the victim of stalking by a cabal of crazed homosexuals from Texas and could not reveal her real name or whereabouts. However, a next door neighbor said Mrs. von Sayton was frequently heard shouting into a cell phone to someone named "Snoopy".
Submitted by Nitzana Chedeme, Rattler Reporter at Large
In the middle of all of this, I would just like to point out that I am not "Snoopy", I am not posting on Omahamou.com, and my wife's name is not Marina, nor does she wish her hair was growing down to her buttocks.
I can't BELIEVE the shit she is posting.
Justin
You want to know why there ain't no funeral arrangments? It's cause I ain't dead.
I don't know who the hell that Chedeme woman reporter is, because I called the Rattler and they ain't never heard of her. They said they've been getting calls about the story from all over, because it only showed up on the internet and not in their printed newspaper. They don't know who put it on the internet.
That stuff about the Gremlin blowing up wasn't true neither. Handie's been worried about it being parked out back of the trailer cause she thinks some men in some kind of spaceship is looking for it. So I think she got that Hamou friend of hers to plant this story to throw them off the track.
The trailer did burn down though. And you ain't seen nothing as gross as a mound of Marlboroughs, Ho-Ho's, and a computer all melted together and burned. The odor cleared out this half of the trailer park for the most of the day.
If I can find a laundromat I'm going to wash up some stuff and get out of here. I don't much care if I don't never see that fat wife of mine again. She ain't been in nothing but trouble ever since she hooked up with that Hamou woman and that scam paralegal outfit.
Illuminaaaaaati!! You leave Daryn alone and get your short ass up here this minute.
You told me you checked out every trailer park in the Palmdale area. And trust me ... you don't want to start telling me again how many of them there are.
I've been looking over the pictures you beamed, er, brought up. Since when does an Airstream trailer roof have a green hatchback at the rear?
You moron. Haven't you ever heard of camouflage?
RJ, you are quite correct. "Should" Fat debbie be a teacher, it has no sense of grammar:
"where I live is much better for my daughter and I"
should be: "my daughter and me"
"whomever you really are"
Should be "WHOEVER you really are". (nominative case pronoun)
I bet FD teaches at that hack Peoples College of Law. I can see the course list now:
How to Sue Yourself
Use Any Cause of Action - The Courts Don't Care
Don't Pay Your Lawyers - They'll Never Sue You
Name Changes - Not Just for Brides
Excuses to Use When You're Arrested
Getting Your Own Bail Reduced
How to Argue that Theft by Deception Is Not Fraud
How to Argue that You Just Forgot to Throw Out Those Old Checkbooks
How to Dress for Court
How to Dress for a Quick Getaway
I wonder if they grade on the curve.
O Mighty Grand Shovel!
I'm sorry, O shaker of worlds! I have been too busy to attend to my duties these past few weeks because I have been writing my autobiography. It's my last chance to convince the overlords that I am not responsible for all of the stuff that has happened to me since I first came to this plane --- I mean California, and how Minion Daryn is determined to undermine everything I do and prevent all of my plans and projects from coming to fruition! All of them!
Anyway, just go here:
miniondarynreality.blogspot.com
I'm on my way to Palmdale on Gremlin Retrieval Duty. I just hope Minion Daryn doesn't pull one of his tricks!
Your obedient Minion!
Illuminati
Actually, Bradley did a lot of research for The Firebrand and Mists of Avalon sayeth Russo the snot nosed with mega Kleenex.
Some other courses from the Peoples College of Law catalog:
Hairdo's for Hearings
Keeping a Cell Tidy on a Budget
How to Feed Pets While in the Poke
The Showers Are for Showers
The Ins and Outs of Bench Warrants
How to Borrow a Social Security Number
Obtaining Credit Cards While on the Move
Guards Needs Love, Too
Vetting Your Housemates
What To Reach For When the Rent's Due
Balancing Your Career and Flame Wars
Spotting Marks With Low Capacity to Testify
Keeping Your License Plate Private
Avoiding Fisheye Lenses
Just as they promise at the Peoples College of Law -- law for people who cannot afford lawyers.
What's the big mystery about why Hamou's bail was first set so high?
Bail is not set primarily based on the nature of the crime but on the liklihood that the jailed person will be locatable for judicial proceedings.
The police ran her fingerprints at intake and found them attached to a convicted felon of a different name. Realizing that she was using a fake identity, the magistrate set a very high bail until her real identity could be satisfactorily established.
Happens all the time in such circumstances.
Duh.
BFF ,
Jackie Collins does research too. I like Bradley well enough, but "literature" it isn't. Take NyQuil! It's great!
Your BFF,
Rebecca
and Moribidly Obese debbie who sounds suspiciously like 'snoopy":
I do not answer questions demanded I answer, posed under the heading "Ask Oma", posed by anonymous, fictional characters who hide under false names and refuse to identify who they are and "what right" they have to that information.
This afternoon, Snoopy-Who-Is-Oma posted the following:
"Again, these assholes from Pallasart’s history forum have never produced one shred of proof my friend has used any other name other than the last name of her spouses. Not one shred of proof."
Her birth certificate gives her name as Oma Louise McConnell. She was recently arrested for felony forgery as Alexandra Oma McConnell, something readily admitted on her forum. "Alexandra" is not "Louise", and neither is the name of one of her unfortunate spouses.
A while back, she was holding forth on her forum about how she had adopted her "baptismal Orthodox" name of Alexandra, under which she managed promptly to get herself arrested.
So, what's to prove?
This is just the beginning of her list of aliases, of course, but it is sufficient to demonstrate the denial of the obvious that occurs on her forum.
Bimbo.
Last night Snoopy-Who-Is-Oma posted that:
"Her past history showed clearly that she was not a flight risk ...."
Actually, what her past history showed was more than one occasion when she was arrested and held pending extradition to another state because she had violated the terms of her probation in that other state. In fact, this happened three times -- in each and every one of her prior felony convictions.
And she's still prattling on about how the DA in San Bernardino knew the bad check to Mrs. Batchelor was just an unfortunate accident and that's why he dismissed the charges.
In fact, San Bernardino County participates in the Bad Check Diversion Program, which allows bad check writers to avoid prosecution if certain criteria are met:
"The District Attorney has the discretion to implement and operate the Diversion Program, which allows an alternative to criminal prosecution if the bad check writer meets certain criteria and agrees to full restitution, attendance at a Diversion class and ceases to write bad checks."
Unfortunately, Hamou failed to meet the criteria that this be a first offense and that indications are the check writer is not likely to repeat the offense.
Instead, he hauled her into court repeatedly for 14 months, during which time she asked for continuance after continuance while she tried to scrape restitution money together. He only dismissed the charge -- after she made restitution to her "victim" -- because Mrs. Batchelor and her son did not want Mrs. Batchelor put through the stress of a trial.
Hamou probably got an "A" in Fat Debbie's course on "Spotting Marks with Low Capacity to Testify." In fact, between the senile Don Morton and Mrs. Batchelor, she might have gotten extra credit.
O Mighty Grand Shovel!
This will have to be brief, as I am currently in hot pursuit of Ralph Von Sayton on the highway just south of Palmdale. Guess what, Your Turpitude? He is driving the Gremlin!. Somehow the car survived when the heat from the fire caused the Von Sayton mobile domicile to explode, showering the surrounding Terran mobile domiciles with burnt Ring-Dings and Ho-Hos. Apparently the updraft lifted the car into the air because of the Air Stream roof, and in fact the heat welded that object to the top of the Gremlin. It also caused the car's lime green paint to scorch and bubble. It was never what you would call the prettiest car on the lot, but it really tends to stick out right now.
Which is good, O Anvil of Theta, because it makes it that much easier for me to locate it as we weave in and out of traffic. As I told you on the interstellar communications devic --- err, cell phone --- Minion Daryn has taken the new Minionmobile you kindly provided your worms of servants, and gone to Las Vegas for the weekend. See what I have to put up with??? Anyway, he left me without transportation, so after I hitchhiked to Palmdale (and no, I don't want to talk about yet another close encounter of the 18 wheeler kind. Let's just say that I am now wearing a truck stop tee shirt that says "Rocky's Bitch" as a parting gift and leave it at that, anyway, where was I? Oh, yes --- ) after I hitchhiked to Palmdale I managed to find a small bi-tire transportation device leaning against a rusting truck parked in the trailer just next to the Von Sayton's. It is a little big for me (oddly, the same phrase I used with Rocky, but that's another story), and I have had to put a large yellow book filled with electronic communication devices' numbers on the seat, which makes it difficult for my feet to reach the pedals. My top speed is pretty low.
But so is Mr. Von Sayton's, Theta be thanked! He tiptoed out of the ruins of his former mobile domicile about three hours ago, having entered them an hour before that with an empty paper bag from the local Wal-Mart. When he left it was filled with things that I suppose he salvaged from the rubble, and he was now wearing a maroon jacket, scorched, of course, with the words "Members Only" stitched across the breast pocket. I think this could be an important clue, Your Orotundity, since it undoubtedly means that I am closer to locating the secret society founded by the large-jawed woman for her followers! Daryn has a jacket just like it! He doesn't wear it, but I found it when I was rummaging around in his underwear drawer last week and --- well, we can talk about that some other time ---
He hopped into the car and cranked it up, and after a few whines it actually began to move. I pedaled furiously behind him, and we moved out of the mobile domicile park without him suspecting that he was being followed. Then came our lucky break! Because of the trailer roof welded to the top of the Gremlin, whenever he hits a speed over twelve miles per hour the car takes flight for a few seconds. I could hear him cursing in his Terran way, lots of stuff about how he wasn't going to take any more "fecal matter" (???) from "Debbie's Paloma". I think that Debbie Paloma must be another player in the never ending saga of the large-jawed woman, but I haven't had time to investigate.
So it has taken us quite a while to go just a few miles south of Palmdale, what with traffic backed up behind us and everything, and can I just say that the human --- Californians --- get really peeved by someone who can't drive fast on a highway? They do!
I heard him say to the man at the gas pump here at the truck stop that he had to "take a leak", whatever that means. He has been inside for some minutes now, and I am still trying to figure out how to get my hands on the car. If I do, it will be a slow getaway. I think Mr. Von Sayton's weight (though not in the same category as his wife, he is not inconsiderable) has probably kept the car pinned down more than my 68 lbs would do.
Please advise.
Kisses for your feet, obeisances, grovels, the usual ---
Your faithful Illuminati
And just why do you think I keep reminding you to check the bulletin board outside the spacesh ... er, the office infirmary, Illuminati?
I posted a notice just last week warning everyone under 5'0 to stay away from a bright red Peterbilt on the Route 14 run down to the 5. Those "Gimme a Short One" mudflaps aren't about beer, you numbskull.
You're not the only one here sporting a T-shirt, in case you haven't noticed.
Darlings, I have a question. I'm asking you because you're so smart.
Oma claims that she has friends. "Debbie" claims that she is Oma's friend. The breadstick girl claims that she is Oma's friend. "Snoopy-who-is-Oma" claims that "he" is Oma's friend. I have no idea how that works, but never mind. There's Carol who's Oma's friend. The Tabibi man may be Oma's friend, according to Nitzi and Bitsy.
And none of these "friends" could be bothered to get the poor kittelehs out of Chez Hamou while Oma was sitting in the pokey?
What a fine nature Oma has, to forgive them like that! I would be so upset.
Or is that not what you people think happened?
You don't think she made it up, do you? That would be wrong.
Mitzi
It's pretty clear she made up either the cats or the host of friends always at the ready to help.
Given what Tina Vanveen revealed, I think the cats are closer to the truth than having all those friends.
If there's a "Debbie" who's got time to sit hours a day at a computer just waiting to defend Oma, she had time to feed some cats.
I mean, what's the use of friends if they're all locked up in jail with you?
If you know what I mean. And I think you do.
Well Blake, that would have been a bit difficult for Handmaiden to do as she didn't know Ms. Hamou the time the incident occurred.
BFF, sorry, but I can't handle Nyquil. I don't like the way it makes me feel in the morning and it dries my throat out too much. However, Ziacam is a DREAM!!!
Yes, but what about all the other friends? Did she know no one a year and a half ago who could have fed or rescued her cats?
What about the maid she posted a few months ago that she had? Did she manage to hire that maid only after she got out of jail and was asking for all those continuances to try to come up with the money to pay Mrs. Batchelor?
This is a woman who claimed to Dun & Bradstreet to have a film company with numerous employees but who could not manage to get a business invoice paid if she went to the hospital.
I have to say, one gets the distinct impression that her coterie of friends, employees, and supporters consists of she, herself, and her.
Except for you and Debbie, of course.
Poor Fat debbie, can't even get her facts straight, despite her claims otherwise.
Why would anyone assume that because SEVEN years ago I posted looking for part time work that I am somehow NOW unemployed? I had a job then, I owned The Cellar, but wanted to try to earn some extra money with a part time SECOND job. Why is that such a horrible thing? I've been happily employed full time for many years now.
The alleged "buddhist" who makes fun of anyone looking for work? I wonder what millions of unemployed in the nation today would think of her attitude?
The CIVB (Bordeaux Wine Council) are happy to employ me as a "Wine Consultant" as well as my full time job employers. The local newspaper writes about me and quotes me. I guess all are "absolutely absurd" companies...
Sorry Fat debbie, but that is NOT name calling. YOU admit your name is debbie, YOU admit you are Fat. Therefore, I am only referring to you as you admit to being yourself.
as for the sentence :
The CIVB (Bordeaux Wine Council) are happy to employ me as a "Wine Consultant"
there is nothing incorrect in the grammar. I studied at Cambridge University (Pembroke College) and worked at a Law firm in Jermyn Street London. I picked up some grammar and spelling there (I prefer subsidise to subsidize or authorise over authorize for example. I don't spell colour or honour in the English manner however). Perfect English grammar uses the plural for companies and corporations. To say "Company X are" is perfectly good English grammar. A teacher would know that. An uneducated xenophobic American wannabe pretender, on the other hand, would not understand the difference.
Oh, dear Mr. Moshein. I don't understand why anyone would make fun of people who work for an honest living. Good gracious, things just go so much more smoothly when one's checks are actually honored by the bank.
I've seen that movie "The Grifters", and it's a very bleak lifestyle, don't you think? Why, I can hardly pick up a glass at a cocktail party any more without cringing and looking around to be sure no one is trying to start an argument. It's so tedious to try to pick glass out of a watercress sandwich.
Although, other than the unfortunate incident with the glass, I must say that Miss Angelica Huston's character seemed to be so much better at grifting than our Ms. Hamou / McConnell. Elegant. Well dressed. Clean. No outstanding warrants. Cash on hand. Not repeatedly in jail.
Ah, the movies. They just make it all seem so easy, don't they, my pets?
I do hope you are feeling better, BFF.
The Batchelors deny that her version of the cats is what happened, or indeed that they were in any way responsible for what happened to the animals after they were removed from the house. The cats were not tortured. No one made an attempt to contact them in regard to their welfare. The cats were alive when they were removed from the house, to which they did a fair amount of destruction.
Yep. She's lying again.
Rob, Oma is making fun of your employment history and the value of what you do. I know you're losing sleep. It seems unfair, given her own checkered work background. Also, are we supposed to believe that "Oma-writing-as-Handmaiden" is a teacher? Poor grammar and impossible syntax aside (her prose can best be described as "turgid"), her posts are filled with nasty little remarks about students with learning disabilities. Surely California can't be so desperate it employs people like that as teachers?
No. I didn't think so.
Rebecca
oh, and Fat debbie?
Why are you so arrogant to think anyone might actually care what your "pinion" (your exact pseudo word) might be? You can't control your weight, you don't care what you look like in public. You trash strangers you know nothing about, you pretend to be better than most of the world and certainly are adamant that you and Oma are clearly above the law. You trash the entire State of Texas, as if California is some sort of perfect paradise?? You trash Mrs. Batchelor, dishonor the District Attorney's office, belittle the police department and think its just okey dokey to run up a million dollars in debt without any ability to repay...
Ms. Jordan,
I just want to apologize again for the disgusting language that "Oma-writing-as-"Snoopy" uses in regard to you. My wife and I are very grateful to you for all of the kindnesses you have extended to us during the past year. It just enrages me that Oma pretends to be me and uses foul language to you. You have no idea how many times a day I wish I had never met her. Oma Hamou is the Tar Baby. If you get involved in her life, you will feel unclean for a long, long time. I know.
Justin
I see Hamou is still ducking the question about why she knew no one would could care for her cats -- or why her maid did not tend to them.
And we have Fat Debbie chastising Rob about his supposed improper use of the plural and then writing this sentence:
"I have no clue why this character wants to prove repeatedly that they are unable to read."
Sad.
Dear Justin,
Don't worry about me, kiddo. You're the one for whom I feel sorry, along with Moshein and Atchison. After all, it's people like you who have really been affected by her nonsense. I even feel sorry for her poor animals. Actually, I probably feel the worst about them, because human beings can at least take care of themselves. The poor cats and dogs who fell into Oma Hamou's hands were completely defenseless, and it really makes me furious that they suffered for reasons that they could never comprehend from her neglect.
Hawaii sounds really good right now. The snow is coming down in New York like nobody's business.
Rebecca
Ms. Jordan,
She really does like animals, but she can't even run her own life, so things get out of hand when she has pets around. And Mr. Springpasture, Oma isn't a very good writer. So there are going to be mistakes. I just wish she wouldn't be such a bitch about anyone else's writing, but then I wish a lot of things about Oma were different.
Sorry about the snow! Stay warm!
Justin
Justin,
My sister lives on Maui. If you ever get over to there from Honolulu, let me know and I'll put you guys in touch. I'm sure she would love to have you and your wife over for a barbeque on the lanai.
Penny, darling!
That Angelica Huston! So gorgeous! I know what you mean, though. For years my mental picture of what a con artist would look like was Angelica Huston in the movie or Burt Lancaster. Come on, girls, Burt Lancaster!
And what do we have now? Oma Hamou and zaftig Debbie in ripped stockings and hair "down to her buttocks".
Her "buttocks"?
Grifting ain't what it used to be, darlings!
Shalom!
Mitzeleh
And Rob, don't you worry a bit about being a wine consultant. Your parents were proud of you for earning your own income! Think how the McConnell's felt! I mean, oy, how could they tell people what she did for a living?
Thanks, Mr. Moshein! That means a lot!
Your friend,
Justin
The CIVB (Bordeaux Wine Council) are happy to employ me as a "Wine Consultant"
is NOT a sentence fragment. Any teacher would know that.
The CIVB (noun/subject) are (verb) happy (adverb) to employ me (noun) as a wine consultant.
Stands alone just fine, thank you very much. Not remotely a fragment.
But then, a REAL teacher would have known that. Gosh, the reputation of the Albion Michigan schools must not be very high. Certainly the same can be said of the Charleston West Virginia Elementary Schools.
"Also, it shows how you are obsessed with the appearance of women, which along with your obvious obsession with women's clothing, shoes, accessories, and hairstyles, combined with his apparent mysogyny makes him appear to be extremely jealous of women. Seriously, counseling followed by surgery can take care of those desires for you Rob."
as for the sentence :
The CIVB (Bordeaux Wine Council) are happy to employ me as a "Wine Consultant"
Oh grammatically challanged one, that is a fragment, a phrase, not the entire sentence. You took this out of context in your attempt to prove your point, which of course makes you look moronic instead. No wonder you failed both at being a lawyer and at running your own business. (Didn't The Cellar have to close, in other words fail?)"
Alright, dear, let's try and pull it together. You spelled misogyny incorrectly. You spelled challenged incorrectly. You omit commas all over the place, and your writing is incoherent as a result. "Fat" is not capitalized because he thinks it is part of your name, he is using it as a title, in which usage it is properly capitalized.
Someone from Cambridge complimented your grammar and encouraged you to attend graduate school? I attended the London School of Economics, and they would have told you to go back to high school.
I wonder if you can properly spell the word "pretentious"?
RJ
"Also, it shows how you are obsessed with the appearance of women, which along with your obvious obsession with women's clothing, shoes, accessories, and hairstyles, combined with his apparent mysogyny makes him appear to be extremely jealous of women.
RJ
You (and I, originally) missed the other obvious grammar error in that sentence.
Multiple objects do not "makes". The correct English grammar would be
"a, b, c combined MAKE him appear..."
not "makes him appear"
But then, a REAL teacher would know that.
Fat debbie:
Unlike Oma, I am quite happy to divulge that I am, as of yesterday morning, 5'10.5 inches tall and weigh 173 lbs. I have a 32" waist.
There is nobody on the planet that would consider this to be anything other than within a healthy height/weight. Can YOU say that YOUR weight is considered healthy for YOUR height/age?? I CAN.
What in the world do you think is acceptable about anyone who contracts for a million dollars worth of goods/services who "hopes" to get a "loan" to pay for them, and does not have the cash on hand to PAY when the contract is signed?
Is it ok to sit down in a restaurant and order dinner, "hoping" that someone is possibly coming to join you and who will pay the bill for your dinner, when you yourself actually have no money yourself to pay for the meal?
This is what you defend...THAT is exactly the same as what Oma Hamou has done.
Rob,
If we started parsing her sentences for grammatical mistakes we would be here all night. Of course, we would be "sadistists" (her word) if we did so.
And "Oma-posting-as-Handmaiden", we did not all get our buttons pushed at the same time, girlfriend. We all found your utter inability to write a correct English sentence funny at the same time. It's not exactly the same thing. The fact that you claimed superiority as a writer merely frosted the cake, so to speak. It's like "Oma-posting-as-Oma" back in the day claiming to be honest. The factual evidence belies the claim.
Rebecca
Fat debbie:
"none of us who have been posting on this site for a long time are Oma"
PROVE IT. Period.
the official court documentation, and the documentation from the County Animal Control supports the claims that we have made here.
Great. PROVE IT by posting these "very offical" documents.
There were indeed several cats that died in that house while Mrs. Batchelor kept herself unavailable for anyone to remove the cats. Again, this is officially documented.
Easy: POST THESE DOCUMENTS AND PROVE IT.
Oma hasn't posted. Oma isn't going to post. No matter how many times you claim that Oma is saying anything, it will remain a lie.
PROVE IT.
"Oma-posting-as-Handmaiden" wrote:
"I knew this character prove again that it is either unable or unwilling to actually read the posts."
It do prove it again?
Cambridge's reputation is plummeting by the minute.
RJ
"Oma-posting-as-Handmaiden",
You need to stop accusing Mrs. Batchelor of murdering your animals. She's already taken your lunch money through the court system. Do you know what she could get with a full-on libel suit?
Rebecca
Darling Beckele,
Not much, darling. What does she have left?
But Beckele has a point, Omele. If you keep posting that she killed the pussycats without posting proof, she can have your tuchis hauled back into court, darling.
Mitzi
RJ
Cambridge was amazing! Pembroke College was a life changing experience for me. Clearly, handmaiden could never be a product of Ox-Bridge, nobody from there would give Oma posting as handmaiden the time of day...You're written as your hundreds of time alone is the clue. The constant horrible grammar and lack of spelling speak volumes.
In my opinion, Oma Hamou who uses the alias name Alexandra McConnell is indeed a broke, unemployed, loser who has criminals and fellow grifters as the few friends she has.
Just my "pinion" of course.
"Oh, and a reminder childish one, proper nouns are capitalized, therefore it should be Debbie. everytime you do not put that capital there, you just continue to look uneducated and foolish"
or perhaps childish one, I refuse to capitalise it because you are so adamant about it, and every time I do not put the capital letter you go nutsoizd about it and you look pedantic, childish and foolish.....
Poor Fat debbie seems so clueless, as always.
Allow me to educate the idiot:
mock·er·y (mŏk'ə-rē)
n. pl. mock·er·ies
1.
Scornfully contemptuous ridicule; derision.
2.
A specific act of ridicule or derision.
3.
An object of scorn or ridicule:
I am clearly making a mockery of your posts, with good reason.
So Fat debbie,
I'm still waiting. My doctor is fine with my height/weight ratio.
Is YOURS?
My 87 year old mother has disabilities and uses a wheelchair. SHE has lost forty pound in the last year. Now 5'1" 130 pounds. SO, why are YOU so unable to control YOUR weight when an 87 year old is able to LOSE weight despite using a wheelchair, but YOU who can clearly walk fine as we saw at Court with Oma, claims your "disability" is the cause of your obesity??
Mr. Moshein, there is a lot more to weight than that. People have different body types and process their foods differently. I crave sweets on occasion. Mr. Russo would be happy to tuck into a hot fudge sundae at the drop of a hat. I crave meat, Mr. Russo craves bread and other carbs. I stay slender (I could be ripped but Russo is a bit lazy) and Mr. Russo is "husky". Mr. Russo has also discovered he has an allergy to milk products and gluten--which also facilitate weight gain. So we are trying to to stay away from them and though I shop at Trader Joe's and get soy chocolate ice cream, Mr. Russo's idea of a "portion" is not the same as my idea of a portion. We have cut out a lot of high fructose corn syrup from our diet. (That is a huge factor in diabetes. The HFCS tricks your body into thinking it's hungry you eat more products with HFCS which then throws off your insulin levels and voila! You're a diabetic. Simplistic an analogy, I know, but it has been proven. See Dr. Mark Hyman: Ultrametabolism. Dr. Michael Cutler of True Health and also Dr. Schultze of "Herbdoc" www.herbdoc.com)
So really, when you call her "Fat Debbie" she may be wrestling with issues that you do not know about, and I'm sure she's not interested in letting you know.
BTW, I do hope your mother is under the care of a physician who really cares about her and doesn't just prescribe pills. They did that to my mother and surprise, surprise her kidney's and liver gave out from the toxicity of the meds about a decade before she should have left us.
I seriously doubt that poor woman who gave Hamou a ride to court is the one actually posting on Hamou's forum.
It's one thing to give someone a ride. It's another to sit at a computer screen hour after hour, day after day trying to defend a person who is clearly a con artist who keeps spilling her paints on herself, both in terms of getting into one legal scrape after another and in terms of getting her far-ranging tales mixed up on the internet.
Even here, we divide the work up among quite a few people, and it can still be a full day's work. But fun, too, of course.
Dear God, she has now created an anime-loving figment with a learning disability. So pliz peepuls be patient with her.
At no point have the Batchelors told anyone to leave them alone, "Oma-posting-as-Snoopy". Unless, of course, you count Oma Hamou. They certainly didn't say that to me, and I doubt they are confiding in you, girlfriend.If you run according to form, and you always do, Oma, you will shortly begin to advance the idea that the Batchelors were actually in sympathy with you because they understood the silly "misunderstanding" that arose between the family and you.
Don't even.
But welcome, little anime friend.
Oh, and BFF? I actually agree with what you said (one of the reasons I do not post a picture of myslf on Facebook is that I am not what you might call junior petite). But even more than I agree with you, I agree with Blake. There was certainly a morbidly obese woman who accompanied Oma to court last month. I have no idea why she is morbidly obese and couldn't care less.
But I do not believe that she is posting as "Handmaiden" on Oma's site. All of them, without exception --- save you, of course --- are Oma Hamou.
And now she'll be channeling a teenager with a learning disability. Well, at least we will finally understand the reason none of her characters are able to correctly use the words "your" and "you're".
Rebecca
oh,
and RJ, Wow, I haven't been called "Moonshine" since I was in the 4th grade! Heck, my late Dad was called "Moonshine" when HE was in grammar school, back in 1930!
Oma must be really feeling desperate to create a loony character that can't even be creative much less original.
My dears. I've been thinking about this blog all afternoon, and now I've worked myself up into a frightful fret.
We've all been focusing on those poor cats. But dears -- what about that poor, sweet maid? Was she locked in the house, too, without food? Is there a shelter of some sort in California for abandoned maids? Please, dears, don't tell me they get shot, too. And please don't tell me the black ones are at more risk for being put down just because they might be harder to place. I know that sounds just horrible, my sweets. But this is Palm Beach where, sad truth be told, people do think like that, at least to themselves.
Oh me, oh my. I'm so upset now worrying about her that my smart afternoon cocktail is just sitting there staring back at me.
BFF, I have spoken to the Animae Friend and he is Autistic. You know what's sad, is that he said he was made fun of because of his spelling. My mother was Autistic. And due to her generous nature, I contracted it, and gave it to my sons. (Makes me feel a bit like Victoria's heirs w/o all the bleeding. . .aaaah genetics! The gift that keeps on giving. . . ) The eldest is highly functioning. The youngest was not. He was made fun of and hadn't many friends. In fact, he was suicidal. He couldn't figure out why he thought "A, X, D, R" instead of "A, B, C, D." We had him tested and found he was brilliant, yet couldn't function properly in society or at school. So he went for a couple years to Thomas Edison High School (http://www.taedisonhs.org/) where joy upon joys!there were all sorts of kids just like Animae Friend and my son which, as you can imagine, blew his cookies. He transferred back to a regular high school, graduated and chose to enter the military. He and Animae Friend are adjusted now, so your comments aren't hurtful to them, though there are those in this world who are not. My son likes Animae as well as does a lot of his Autistic friends.
BFF,
I do not make fun of autistic people. As so many do, I have people with both autism and Asperger's in my own family. The one with Asperger's is actually a savant, so I do understand that autism does not correlate to stupid. My congratulations to you and your son for the work you undertook both to get him the help he needed, and to profit from that help.
That being said.
I appreciate the fact that you have spoken with people, and that you believe these people to be who they say they are.
I do not.
It's that simple. How many times must I write this? I do not believe that anyone other than Oma Hamou and you post on that forum. They all write exactly alike, they all speak from the exact same point of view, they all make the same inadvertent spelling and grammatical mistakes, etc. It's perfectly obvious that the posters are the same person making feeble attempts to find different "voices".
Do I believe that there is an obese woman, possibly named "Debbie", with whom Oma Hamou associates? Sure. The Kedems tagged them in the courtroom last month and photographed them. Could you have spoken to "Debbie"? Sure. Why not? You serve an important function for Oma Hamou in this silly internet flame war, BFF. You are the only real person still posting on her forum. Is "Debbie" allied with Hamou, and would she say things on the phone that would support Hamou as a result? Sure, why not? But the person posting as "Handmaiden" is Oma Hamou, the person posting as poor Justin Edwards is Oma Hamou, the person posting as Mike Newson is Oma Hamou, the person posting as Scooch-Pooch is Oma Hamou, the person posting as Charlie is Oma Hamou, and so on ad infinitum.
I see no reason to assume that the latest addition to the menagerie is real. "He" has language difficulties, English difficulties, and writes in "txt", and can spell "allegation" correctly?
What I don't understand is why it bothers Oma that we don't believe in any of her figments (and how interesting that someone with autism could make a pun about "fig leafs"; it's not a disability noted for verbal or literary humor). Every time she posts back at me she describes me as being "Bob Atchison". Do you see me wasting time trying to convince her that I am not Atchison?
And for the record, BFF, I actually like anime. I worked in Japan for about a year and it just clicked. I heartily recommend Nausicaa and the People of the Wind.
How are you feeling today?
Best,
RJ
You do all realize that Hamou has the symptoms of dyslexia confused with the symptoms of autism in her invented character, don't you?
Don't you?
Why yes, Blake. Yes, I do.
Juuuuust checking.
Yes,
The same character that called me by the same fourth grade nickname I'd heard as a child, and THEN because I called "him" out on it, "he" savages my website and opinions.
Just "amazing" that a "20 years old autistic" knows anything about wine and has the ability to analyze my website, my writing and then criticise my work and my opinions.
Really, just "amazing"...
BFF, I can respect your stance, I'm just tellin' ya like I hear it.
Did you see they are trying to keep Aspergers and Autism separate though they have so many shared traits I don't know how they will do it.
But anime? Really? Really?
I'm kidding.
Though it isn't an art form that I like. My son used to watch Tenchi all the time along with a bunch of others that drove me nuts.
But then again, I'm an unusual gal: I thought Picasso's latter works quite disturbing when I saw them in Spain. I much preferred his pottery.
Doing better, thanks for asking.
BFF,
Oma now claims that the "boy" is not autistic, but has learning disabilities. She is essentially saying that you spoke out of turn by saying "he" was autistic.
Well. I'm glad we cleared that up.
If "he" described similar symptoms to those of your son, perhaps your son was misdiagnosed? And before you take umbrage at that statement (I would if I was you), I hasten to add that I do not think that he was.
But somebody was.
Rebecca
Well, HE told me he is ADHD and that is under the umbrella of Autism. It's a very large umbrella. Makes the Traveler's look puny.
My son wasn't misdiagnosed. It was a huge 2 day test. The only highlight was when the doctor asked him "What does 'mimic' mean to you?" he said, "What does 'mimic' mean to you?"
Moonshine? Seriously?
There is a huge difference between ADHD and Autism.
Anyway, as I said, your son got the help he needed, so go you. And go him. I have no real interest in Anime Boy because I think he is actually Anime Boy Who Is Oma Hamou, so the rest really doesn't matter.
I thought people teased your kid by calling him "Beernuts", or am I misremembering? When my father was in college he was called "Monkey's Uncle". Why? His first name was Albion, he was called "Alby" for short, and someone came up with the brilliant "Alby a Monkey's Uncle".
"Moonshine" is pretty obvious, which I think was the point.
Glad you're better.
RJ
Yes Russophile.
In fourth grade some of the other kids used to call me Moonshine to tease me. My late dad said that they did the same thing to him in rural Illinois when HE was a child, back in 1930...
AMAZING how suddenly Anime boy reverts from near perfect spelling and complex grammar and syntax, back as if on cue to dyslexic typing. Just AMAZING.
Bob is himself dyslexic. After 17 years I have totally given up on his remembering which side of the plate the fork and knife go when setting a table...One can't switch dyslexia on and off at will. I've watched Bob deal with it for many years...
Dear "Oma Posting As Handmaiden",
Thanks, dear, I do know what Asperger's is, thanks to being the godmother of someone with the syndrome for thirty-one years. He was not diagnosed until fairly late since the syndrome was not widely understood until fairly recently. I also know what autism is, and if I may say so, I understand the symptoms and behaviors exhibited by those who have it far better than you do.
And yes, Rob, here we go. It will at least be entertaining to watch her switch back and forth from perfect spelling to idiotically mis-spelled words as she struggles to remember how the figment operates.
And "Oma Who Is Really Anime Boy", my life is fine, thanks for worrying. How's yours, dear?
Rebecca
That's Mr. Russo's son. But they say that cuz they like him. All the football players give each other names.
My boys, well, it's not fit to print here what the Army nicknames are. . .
In insurance, ADHD and ADD and OCD and dyslexia all fall under the Autism umbrella. They did this to make sure everything can and will be covered. Though! It skews the numbers, when somebody says 1 in 7 children has Austism, it could be a form of ADHD, or ADD and it could be mild so they are skewing the numbers. This from Autism Speaks. They came and did a presentation for us once.
Hey, Mr. Moshein, you're the expert in law, how can you search counties for court appearances??
Thanks!
日本より風変わりである世界への歓迎。 ここの事はようであるもののではない。 幸運。
Oh, well put.
Boys tend to give each other nicknames. I was trying to think if I ever had one, and I can't really recall. We did the usual ones, like turning Margarets into Muffys and Marys into Pollys. I've always assumed that Bitsy Kedem's real first name is Elizabeth. But no one ever called me "Jordanian" or anything like that. But my brother is called Trey within the family, and "Rascal" by his friends.
So are the sons in the army by your first husband? What do they call Mr. Russo?
I suspect we will be hearing a lot from Anime Boy Who is Oma Hamou these next few days. She tends to favor the new figments for awhile.
So, Rob, can you recommend a good Pinot Noir? You were right on the money for New Year's Eve!
Oh, and Oma? I'd be really careful about the "what goes around comes around" stuff. If it's true, there are going to be a lot of angry black cats waiting for you in the afterlife.
Cordial regards,
Rebecca Noor al Hamou Jordan
I think I have found my new nickname!
One more thing (I know, I know, but half the time I forget, and this is important --- to me, anyway.) No, "Oma Posting as Handmaiden", I am not implying that Russophile is a dope or a liar or any of the other interesting words you used. If you would learn to read intelligently (oh look, I can be a prissy little bitch too!), you would understand that I stated I don't doubt she has talked to people who said their names were "Debbie" and "Breadsticks" or whatever the hell you claim the kid's name is. What I wrote is that I do not believe these people are the ones posting under the names "Scooch-Pooch" and "Handmaiden". Those posters are Oma Hamou. As is Anime Boy Who Goes In and Out of Spelling Mistakes, of course.
Clear enough for you, Oma?
Probably not, but I tried. Obviously you are of limited intelligence, but do try and grasp the point.
How one earth do you write like that with a straight face, Oma?
Noor al Hamou
Alright, Oma, try again. There are still some major bugs in this figment. "He" can't spell "clothes" but he can spell "assimilate".
Fail.
And my "cloths" and "taste in men" are "tacky"? Anime Boy, you bitch!
As I said, girlfriend, try again.
Noor al Hamou
Noor al Hamou?
Nah ...?
"Duh any one can look that up on a google search! maybe you should go on there and look up what a real man looks like its easy. :D
and the only bitch here is you and your mother since it would only take a dog to shit you out. OH snaps i went there honey!!!"
This was actually just posted by Anime Boy Who is Really Oma Hamou.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
It means "Light of Hamou", Blake. I like to think of myself that way, brightening her life with my concern. Indeed, we are all "Lights of Hamou", aren't we?
Oh, snaps!
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
The figments are having a rough evening. "Oma Posting as Handmaiden" just put this gem up:
"Now, since Russophile has stated that she has spoken to us, and that we are who we claim to be, then you are indeed saying that she is a dupe, an idiot, or a liar. So, obviously I could indeed read intelligently, knew exactly what you said, but you stupidly couldn't figure out that by not believing that we are who we claim to be, and who Russophile says we have told her we are, then you are indeed making these claims about her. Of course, that would be just like the double-standard, back stabbing sadist whose blog you are posting on."
Anyone want to diagram that sentence? Anyone?
Why can you use Google to look up "assimilate", Oma, but spell and grammar check elude you like a well-fitting suit or a decent haircut?
Oh, snaps, HONEY!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
RJ
Blogger Rebecca Jordan said...
Now, now, dear, my parents are dead, so I doubt they're much ashamed of anything at this point. How did yours react to your whoring yourself around, girlfriend? Pleased about that, were they?
If it is important for you to think that I am upset, here you go:
I AM UPSET! DON'T YOU MAKE FUN OF MY FAMILY OR I WILL CUT YOU! HOW DARE YOU POST YOUR ILLITERATE GARBAGE! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! AND I HATE YOUR ASS FACE! I AM GOING TO GO AND BITE MY PILLOW!!!!!
There ya go. By the way, points to any of the crew who can identify where the last line comes from, okay?
Try again, Oma.
Oh snaps, HONEY! I WENT THERE, OH YEAH!
Honest to God, this is my favorite sentence in something life a thousand posts!
Noor al Hamou, Friend to All
By the way, can you tell there is nothing on television?
"Oma Posting as Handmaiden" now claims that those people who write intelligent English favor long, complicated sentences whose meanings must be teased out of them.
Did the Cambridge bloke tell you that, dear? Because I have to say, I don't care if Rob did go there, something is rotten in the state of Oxbridge.
Oh, snaps, Rob! I WENT THERE.
Wow, forty four words before a period. Can you say "run on sentence" anyone??
And Oma seems to have unleashed another foul mouthed character. Poor snoopy must be upset at being usurped as the potty mouthed one.
snaps?? Lord how out of date is that silly pseudo gay affectation (no offense RJ as I know you mean it sarcastically)
I did. The sad thing is that she didn't.
RJ,
Look for the Saint Gregory Pinot Noir from Mendocino. Very burgundy like, not over extracted or heavy. Nice dark cherry, leather and clean wood smoke tones. Balanced acids but not dense or chewy in texture like many California Pinots. at $22 a great value for the price.
Cambridge taught ME to be succinct and clear in writing. Terse and to the point. Run on sentences were a no no. I took a first in all my courses at Pembroke.
LOTS of people reading the blog from Palmdale and Lancaster...but "oma" doesn't live there...right....
Fat debbie: It is not "stalking" IPs. Look up "Google analytics"...It is a free service Google offers to EVERYONE...
"Also, studies have shown that watching television actually severaly lowers the level at which your brain functions. I guess that explains your stupidity."
Posted by Oma as Handmaiden.
You may be right, Oma. I think the first severe side effect is a decrease in the ability to spell.
And while I enjoy the Sherlockian image of you poring over my original post, let me save you some time. I noticed a spelling mistake and took it down to change it. But go right ahead with your investigation. You know, for the lawsuit.
Thanks for the rec, Rob, I will pick up a bottle tomorrow.
And Illuminati, if you are reading this, I think your story is fascinating! Why, it's at least as probable as the saga of Oma Hamou's career that she's posted on the internet. At least.
Oh, snap, HONEY. OH YEAH I WENT THERE!
Come on, Oma. Smile.
Rebecca
Russophile
I apologise, you asked a question and I forgot to answer.
Every county courthouse has a public records office at the Court Clerk's office.
Many are online, and you can search for the records you want. If not online you have to go there in person and do your public records search at the Court itself. Often, all county records are available from any local court in the County.
Hope that answers your question.
O, brethren and sistern. I have last evening contemplated on the Lord in this debate about who writes how, and this He has told me from His Own written word:
Regarding Sister Hamou / McConnell who doth complain thus:
Job 13:26
"For you write down bitter things against me and make me inherit the sins of my youth ... and later." [last edit made by the Lord shortly atfter midnight]
Regarding the posts by Blake Springpasture:
2 Peter 3:16
"He writes the same way in all his ltters, speaking in them of these matters. His letters contain some things that are hard to understand, which ignorant and unstable people (Snoopy, Handmaiden, et al.) distort, as they do the other Scriptures, to their own destruction." [the Lord added those names last night]
Regarding Rebecca Jordan (the real one):
Psalm 45
"Her heart is stirred by a noble theme [she cares, you know she does] as she recites her verses; her tongue is the pen of a skillful writer."
And as Penelope would say about all this:
I John 1:4
"We write this to make our joy complete."
"Sistern"?
Uh . . . thanks. I think.
Rebecca
Well RJ,
Better to be a "sistern" than "cistern"....
Team Hamou was very busy into the wee hours, posting twenty thousand word screeds. At least they (used loosely) had the courtesy to post that email from Bob, which showed Oma lied, nobody would work with her because none of her promises were kept and he cancelled his consultant contract with her.
and then of course the humorless Fat debbie just ranted without basis in fact or even reason.
And so now passes the 421st consecutive week without any law enforcement contact with me or Bob since Oma Hamou/Alexandra McConnell started threatening it. Just for grins, I used a search function to discover that "team hamou" in one form or another has stated publicly that "Oma" with and without her lawyer(s) had already was about to contact law enforcement to insist on proceedings against us over 300 TIMES in just the last five years!
Think about this. THREE HUNDRED separate times Team Hamou has "insisted" Oma Hamou had or was "about to" contact law enforcement and file criminal complaints against me and Bob. Yet NOTHING ever manages to happen... Go figure.
As well as passing of consecutive Week 226 for nothing happening in the most recent threat of lawsuits since Bob won his suit against Oma Hamou.
This is getting awfully long. Maybe you need to start a new one,Mr. Moshein?
Anywho, BFF, Mr. Russo's nick name was "Octopus". I'm sure you can understand why. And BFF, might I suggest you check out the USA network? They have several fun series on that are most enjoyable. Burn Notice is a favorite and the new one, White Collar has some lovely cameos of Dihann Carroll as well as a sold cast.
Again, it pains me to agree with Mr. Moshein about Pinots because Oregon's tend to taste like watered down Kool-Aid and I wouldn't pay what they are asking for it which equates to highway robbery, IMO. (Willamette Valley and Lange come immediately to mind)
Thank you Mr. Moshein for your input, it's about that brother of mine. . . *sigh*
awww, Russophile,
Why did you not want us to know that it is Fat debbie's birthday? You didn't need to delete that...
here we were behaving civilly.
She requested I do so and I obliged.
I'm sorry to be dense, BFF, but why "Octopus"? (I don't even know why my brother Trey is called "Rascal").
And Rob, I am sitting here right now drinking the Pinot you recommended and it is delicious. I'm seriously thinking about taking a class a friend of mine told me is being offered through the New School about wine.
By the way "Oma Posting as Handmaiden" now says that the cops are looking through the material to decide how best to proceed. It will take time because there is ten year's worth. The police must be slow readers; I was up to speed on this nonsense in about two weeks of intermittent reading. Also, she has conveniently posted all of her "proofs" on the internet. And they have been perusing this for 421 weeks? Is there something about the California police that makes them different than anywhere else in the nation? They aid and abet cat killers, they admire the home decor of people whose homes they visit, they secretly sympathize with people they arrest, and they can't get evidence in nearly eight years of examination? Is it the budget cuts?
I hope you all felt the tectonic plates shifting today. The Chinese aren't going to pay for our government forever. Plus, did you all see those unbelievable aerial photos of 9/11 that were released this week? I was overseas when it happened. Hard to believe it was nearly a decade ago, isn't it?
This wine is really good, Rob. You do know your stuff!
What's wrong with your brother, BFF? Is he in some kind of trouble?
Cheers!
Noor al Hamou Jordan
Ever since I became famous for that article about Oma Hamou, people send me all sorts of interesting stuff to see if I can write a good story for them.
I got this thick envelope yesterday without a return address.
Acme Bail Bonds? Is there really a company named "Acme"? I thought that was only a joke from the Road Runner cartoons. Remember how Wiley Coyote was always getting explosives from "Acme"? Well, I guess you can get a bail bond from them, too. Cool.
Sandman-Who-Is-Oma posted:
"Snoopy[-who-is-Oma] wrote,
'BOB ATCHISON VERSUSES BOB ATCHISON'"
Versuses?
Just what kind of writiting is that?
Cambridge level!
RJ,
I went to Cambridge and resent that statement!
and Fat debbie seems to be oblivious to the fact that, according to 'team hamou', Oma has been feeding law enforcement all her "evidence" for ten years now, crowing about it 300 times in just five years, so by their own statements, "law enforcement" should be well up on the case.
Oh, wait. right.
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