When one uses a search engine online using my name, and my trade name, The Austin Wine Guy, one finds scurrilous, defamatory and simply out right lies on the Internet results.
As law enforcement seems unable to assist me, and the person behind this campaign to defame me and interfere with my business and profession is what they call "judgment proof" meaning she has no money, I must place this blog here.
The woman behind all of this goes by many names: Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy, are the usual ones, but there are others.
This woman, Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy and her other aliases have a twenty year track record of FELONY CONVICTIONS, multiple arrests, failure to abide by the requirements of her probation for her felony convictions which lead to more arrests, many many civil judgments against her for hundreds of thousands of dollars, a history of writing bad checks, and currently she was arrested late in 2008 in San Bernardino California on a Felony Charge of Forgery of a Financial Instrument (she seems to have forged a large check) and is currently out of custody on bail and faces the Preliminary Hearing phase of her Criminal Trial proceedings on September 10, 2009.
Someone else has recently posted a precis of the criminal and debt history of this woman. You can go here to read the specific details for yourself:
http://www.omahamoureality.blogspot.com
She is nearly psychotic in this compulsion because I stumbled onto the actual facts of her past, and present, which do not coincide with the personae she wants to project to others.
This woman, Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy et al, has for YEARS now, threatened me with civil and criminal actions. For years now, NOTHING has happened except more ongoing threats online.
This woman, Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy has demonstrated she has no credibility. You can read below in previous posts where she has outright lied, most notably when she filed a report about her business with Dunn and Bradstreet that was investigated by them and shown to be completely fraudulent.
UPDATE August 3, 2009:
Oma Hamou aka Alexandra McConnell aka Alexandra Murphy, using the alias "Justin Edwards" recently posted a letter she purported to be written by author Penny Wilson. It is undated and shows no provenance, merely text. The context dates it to the time I still owned my wine shop, placing it circa 2002-3. I will not repeat the contents here as they are defamatory per se and scurrilous rumor about both me and Bob Atchison. I asked Penny Wilson about the letter and here is the respose:
Rob --
I didn't write this one. It seems to me that she's cobbled it together using some Jim Hercules stuff that I did write -- but I know nothing about this tax thing or a woman in Florida.
I enjoy a good relationship with Bob and Rob and appreciate their friendship; I dissociate myself from the sentiments of the past, and affirm that any communications written years ago do not reflect the current situation. I am surprised to hear that my private emails of years ago are being reproduced on a public website as though they are applicable today. Greg King, Penny Wilson's co-author had only this to say about the letter: "is this Oma chick just insane or what? God...
As you can see, this woman and/or her cronies now LIE, falsify documents and use years old private letters to attempt to defame and disparage me, and Bob Atchison
Many people whom have come into contact with her call her a con artist and scam artist. She hangs out with convicted felons, even inviting these career criminals to live in her house with her.
You can verify all the arrests, judgments etc for yourself with simple online searches.
If you have a judgment against Oma Hamou, Alexandra McConnell or her alias names and you want to collect, or serve her with a Debtor Exam, OR if you want to SERVE her with a suit, she is represented by a lawyer, Brian Watson of Victorville California. Service on him is valid as if you served her herself, as he represents her. Google his address and serve her there...
You are free to email me with your questions, and if you yourself have been a VICTIM of this woman Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy, I encourage you to contact me.
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HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!!!
And I look FABULOUS!!!!!
Rebecca,
Of COURSE Oma will NOW deny I talked to Marcus Demian's son Perry...Let her deny it all day long. I have the email FROM Oma Hamou to Perry where Oma admits knowing that Perry spoke to me.
Thanks for the heads up and sending that to me. I'll post the whole email here if she continues her charade.
Oh, yeah, and Perry says Oma Hamou/Alexandra McConnell owes HIM money too. go figure.
More fictional blather from "Team Hamou"....
Dear Oma,
Thanks for the suggestion that I take a remedial English course. I'll get right on it, right about the time you sign up for basic ethics. I don't either one of us will be heavily mortgaging our future time.
When I do tell the truth, I get keelhauled by you as Snoopy. When you get a moment, go back through your own forum and find where you referred to me as Marcus Demian. If you no longer can, it's because you took it down. It doesn't bother me that you called me Marcus Demian, anymore than it bothers me when you call me Bob Atchison. If it bothers you that I refuse to believe any of the imaginary people you have created to post, stop responding to it with remarks about how I do not know how to read. Ignore me completely. Truly, I won't mind. And you do have more important things to concentrate your energies upon.
You know, like the upcoming court appearance in the Batchelor case. We know you want to pay your debts, Oma.
Rebecca
Hello, readers. The descendants of HIH the Grand Duchess Bubbalova Dadievna Romanova have had me tied up on so many other affairs of late that I been unable to stay abreast of this discussion for much of its recent and fascinating run.
But now I have been able to return to the task nearest to my heart -- sorting through the various papers relating to the life of the great departed lady.
And, once again, a rather unnerving paralled has emerged with the life of GD Bubbalova and the intrepid Ms. Hamou/etc. I found a citation issued by the city of Hoboken to the Grand Duchess during one of her sporadic stints in her reputed birthplace. It seems that Her Highness had been cited for harboring large infestations of squirrels in her somewhat poorly-kept rental house.
The interesting thing is that the Grand Duchess apparently insisted that these squirrels were cats. When she failed to take care of the citation on her own, the animal control authorities swooped in, trapped the squirrels, and euthanized them (dispatching the black ones first, for some unexplained reason).
The Grand Duchess immediately filed a lawsuit against the city, claiming that what the city alleged were squirrels were actually her large assemblage of extremely svelte cats. In fact, the Grand Duchess said that if these elegant critters had been human, they would have been no more than a size 8, so positively slender and graceful were they.
The legal pleadings were quite plaintive in conveying the sense of the Grand Duchess' deep love of her squirrel/cats, later condensed into "squats" in the case record, if I understand the record correctly. (It was not always clear whether the reference was to the animals or to what a landlord was alleging in a contemporaneous lawsuit that HIH was doing in the house. There had apparently been some well-meaning confusion about the means of rent payments and quite a bit of goings back and forth about making good on some faulty instrument.)
In any case, the pleadings in the Grand Duchess' case really brought her back to life almost before my eyes, as one could feel the real affection HIH had for her squats in the names she gave them. Here's but a sampling:
Clawy Yarntwister
Bord Asalways
Miss D. Litterbox
Hatie Acorns
Climeda Oaktree
Damnda Skwerls
Notmei Droppins
Whooda Foolnow
Alas, the poor Grand Duchess lost the lawsuit (and her claim that the deaths of her squats were so traumatic that the city should fund her next art photography project for several millions of dollars in recompense). In fact, she was almost cited for contempt for having filed the lawsuit in the first place. Had her astute and quick-thinking lawyer Berwin Whitson not threatened an insanity defense, the court no doubt would have proceeded with the contempt citation.
Penelope,
Thanks for asking about the project. Not only is the "handmaiden" alter ego a sanctimonious boor not to mention bore, she/Oma?Alexandra? is downright stupid.
While the project I'm working on is National is SCOPE, with a seven figure budget, it has nothing to do with wine produced in the US...or doesn't that brain dead alter personality understand that there are substantial wine producing regions in Europe, Australia and South America?? Part of the project requires the team I'm working with to go to the wine producing region, as their guests all expense paid, thus requiring me to renew my passport. How dense can someone be?? DUH. Trust me, it will be public knowledge soon...
On her website, Oma Hamou wrote:
"I suppose that the reason he (i.e. Rob Moshein) considers me to be a bore is that I continue to use polysyllabic words that are beyond his comprehension level."
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Oh, and Oma? We communicate through other means than on this blog. Through e-mails. Things like that. Surely you and Snoopy and Handmaiden do as well, since you "never" post on your forum or read it.
Oh, and Oma? Rob's use of the word "national" is perfectly correct. The use of the word is not restricted to the United States. Other countries? France? Mexico? Qatar? They're "nations" as well and can have "national" products.
Ass.
See? I didn't even have to use a polysyllabic word.
Rebecca Jordan
Glad you continue to demonstrate the genuine fundamental logic Rebecca, and lack thereof by "Team Hamou".
You were quite right to laugh. "handmaiden"is a boorish bore because it is such a fulsome, unctuous, bombastic, sanctimonious hypocritical sophistic cretin.
oh, wait, I've used polysyllabic syntax....
It's laughable that someone can't grasp the concept of a marketing plan for the entire United States (ie National in scope) for an imported product. It is not "international", because while the product is imported, the campaign is ONLY for the US.
I guess that's just too complicated for "team hamou".
fulsome
–adjective
1. offensive to good taste, esp. as being excessive; overdone or gross: fulsome praise that embarrassed her deeply; fulsome décor.
2. disgusting; sickening; repulsive: a table heaped with fulsome mounds of greasy foods.
Good afternoon, dears. I wonder if someone could help me.
I am trying to sort out my social calendar for October, and I just remembered that Ms. Hamou/McConnell/Murphy is to unleash her massive lawsuit (the one a large team of very seasoned lawyers has been preparing for some months) in October against Messrs. Atchison and Moshein.
I have heard from several of you that you intend to form a group of trial observers to stand by the side of the two gentlemen during the proceedings. I would very much like to travel to Austin myself for the trial and keep everyone supplied with refreshments (I make a seriously mean lemonade, and my watercress sandwiches are simply to die for) and to assist in any other ways I can.
Does anyone know a good hotel in Austin that accepts cats? (I mean as guests, not as payment. I am not, after all, Ms. H/M/M, you see.)
Thank you all in advance, dears, for assisting me in this endeavor.
Bye, bye now.
Dear Ms P
I will happily send you a list of downtown Austin "pet friendly" hotels, but I would not pay any deposits or book the airfare just yet.
Don't forget Alexandra McConnell aka Oma Hamou still has that pesky little FELONY trial in San Bernardino to deal with. The Preliminary Hearing is still on calendar for October 1, and she may very well be bound over for trial, so she won't be able to leave California. Bail Bondsmen and the Court get VERY cranky when felony defendants leave the State. Also, the anniversary of the Texas Judgment is October 8th, so its very close. Also, simply filing doesn't mean anything, the Court has to rule on the filing, which takes a while.
Most importantly dear P, Oma Hamou/Alexandra McConnell has a very very very poor track record of actuallly ATTENDING civil trials involving her...
I wouldn't make anything concrete just yet.
Cheers
Oh, my. Thank you, Mr. Moshein, for the kind advice. Those watercress sandwiches just don't keep well, so I'll most certainly hold off on preparations until you actually see the lawsuit filed.
November perhaps? A trial around Christmas is just such a disruption to holiday festivities, don't you think? Really in the poorest of taste.
I do hope the pet-friendly hotels in Austin do not ask for the names of the cats upon registration. I've had trouble in other places with Scratchpole and Lickballs. I've thought about changing their last names, but it would likely confuse the poor dears just too much. And they've already been through so very much, with their hair-raising escape from the Animal Control executioners and that late-night rescue by car from dear old Mrs. Batchelor's rental establishment.
Oma posted the following on her forum:
"I will admit that my posts here do occassionally become bombastic, but that is just so that I can be irritating to Rob and his cohorts, and give them more opportunities to prove how truly uneducated and imbecillic they are."
Well, we do know how to spell "occasionally" and "imbecilic", sweetheart.
And you don't seem to know what the word "bombastic" means, either, but we'll let that go for the moment. I'm not so sure I would stick with the pseudo-brainy persona, Oma. It's giving you some trouble.
Rebecca
Dear Oma,
My mistake, dear. You do know that you are pretentious. And overbearing. And silly. Good for you. Self-knowledge is the beginning of change.
And you have an English degree, Oma? Gosh, public high schools in Michigan must be wonderful. I actually had to attend a university and the London School of Economics to pick up my degrees. But of course they aren't in literature.
Off to walk the dog.
Rebecca Jordan
Penny, darling, you know I love you but watercress sandwiches? What is it with you people? My Aunt Masada always called that sort of thing Protestant Pastrami. "Watch out,Mitzele," she would say, "they'll put Miracle Whip on anything that moves!"
Rob, I've never been to Texas, but when Omele unleashes her lawyers on you and darling Bob next month, we might come over. Is there any place in your home town where we can get "real" food, if you know what I mean, and I think you do?
Also, Penny, I've been thinking. Why not change the cats' names to McConnell, Demian, Ashkenazy, Hamou and Murphy? After all, if those aliases were good enough for Oma, they're good enough for her surviving cats.
And if we come, I'll bring a honey cake.
Watercress sandwiches. Sheesh.
Shalom!
Mitzi
Also, is it just me, or does "Handmaiden" remind anyone else of the poor girl who ate a dictionary and insists on holding everyone hostage at Chanukah parties while she spouts off all of the words she has learned? My nephew's daughter Seena was just like that, and we though we'd never unload her, but cheer up, "Handmaiden", if you're reading this --- she married a dentist. Voila! Happy ending! (I know you speak French, so you know what I mean!)
I can't really throw rocks, Mitzi. I used to eat mayonnaise sandwiches. Goys will be goys. Even girl goys.
Mitzeleh,
Just wanted to say "L'shana Tova" to you and the family. May G-d inscribe you in the book of life for another year of peace and prosperity for the coming year.
Oh, Rebecca, my dear. I simply had to titter when you mentioned that Ms. Hamou/McConnell/Murphy has an English degree but still cannot spell correctly or quite land the connotation in using large words.
My dear little nephew Rory Winterdale took piano lessons for ever so many years from quite the best teacher money could buy, but one would not, shall we say, want to sit through one of his recitals. He was such a cute and industrious child, but a great tutor does not a Van Cliburn produce from the total absence of raw material.
Omele posted on her forum:
"Obviously Rebecca Jordan still cannot read, because I did specifically state that I have a degree in English (Oh, and it is from a California University) and that Oma does not. I do not know why it is so impossible for that group over there to understand the simple fact that Oma and I are two different people, with two very different bodies, born in different years at different places. Oh, and just to make it more clear, I have never been to Michigan, so I have no idea what their schools are like at all. I was a California girl from birth, unlike Oma.
Oh, as for self-knowlege being the beginning of change, I actually like myself, and do not feel a need to change at all. Now, if I was as blind, stubborn, and dishonest as the people on Rob's Blog then I would feel a definite need to change, but since I always do my best to be honest, caring, trustworthy and respectable then there is no reason to change.
handmaiden
Posts: 42
Joined: Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:26 am"
You spelled "self-knowledge" wrong, darling. I knew you'd want to know so you can tell us again how humble you are. Honestly, sweetheart, get a grip. In case you haven't noticed, no one here thinks you aren't Omele. You can take it as a given and spare yourself the posts. We're the only ones reading the forum anyway, bubbele so take load off already.
And the same to you, Robbele!
FYI:
Since the "handmaiden" sockpuppet admits that it writes solely to irritate me and not for any genuine purpose, I will no longer respond to anything that alter ego has to say.
On more brighter note, I got a confirmation email yesterday about the national wine campaign, so it is indeed going to happen. I should have the details for public posting in a week or two, as they want to start in October!
Oma, Oma, Oma.
You may want to lighten up a bit on the gracious lady persona, not that it isn't entertaining. But don't forget, we've seen pictures of the house and the giant picture of you in full-out drag queen mode on the wall. And your last residence had to be fumigated and restored before it could be made fit again for human occupancy. So the illusion that you have descended from Mt. Olympus to give us deportment and grammar lessons is a little trying, girlfriend. Still, it is preferable to your gutter-mouthed performance as "Snoopy", so I suppose it is mingy to complain too much.
Rob, thanks for sending along details of the project. But surely October will be a busy month for you, what with the Lawsuit and all. Be sure to keep us posted. DiCastelis and his crew have money wagered on how fast her creditors will attach everything in sight if she files. I'm sorry. When she files.
And happy New Year to you and Mitzi and entire Kedem family!
Rebecca
Ask and ye shall receive, I suppose. The Devil's Handmaid has now trotted out "Snoopy" and is cursing up a storm over there. There was an interesting slip as well: "Both Mike, Russophile and I are enjoying Handmaiden's work." Both, Oma? I suppose it is technically accurate, since we know that there is a woman claiming to be Russophile who posts on your forum and makes strafing runs over here --- but surely you and "Mike" constitute two people, making a grand total of three who are enjoying "Handmaiden", not the two implied by "both".
You could always ask the part of your brain that is writing "Handmaiden", Oma. And I see I am back to being Bob Atchison. What happened to me being Marcus Demian?
Rebecca Jordan. There is only one Rebecca!
Also, "the night of the arrest"? Surely you were claiming that you hadn't been arrested a few personas ago. It's hard to keep it all straight, isn't it, Oma?
Meanwhile, aren't you afraid that Mrs. Batchelor is still reading all about you on the internet, and will stumble across your description of her as a cat killer? Or that your use of the word "fuck" will inflame yet more rapists to stalk you whilst muttering about internet forums? Or . . . well, you get the idea, Oma.
R.
So Oma wrote,
"I do not know why it is so impossible for that group over there to understand the simple fact that Oma and I are two different people, with two very different bodies, born in different years at different places."
Well, at least the "two very different bodies" explains how one of the Justins can post that Oma is a size 8 and the San Bernardino jail intake records can post that she's 5'0 and 150 pounds, which is no size 8 in this version of the universe.
So who's the porker? Oma or Handmaiden?
And she really ought to run with the two-different-birthdates idea. That might make it a little harder for the police to match her to her arrest history the next time they pick her up. And we all know there will be a next time.
What do you know? She took down the violent language and edited her post. There may be a vestigial sense of self-preservation after all.
Of course she once again failed to address a single point about the credibility of the Batchelor "story", but of course we all understand why. And for the record, Oma, I am an animal lover. I have a dog. If I thought for one moment that any cats had been harmed in the making of your tale of woe by Mrs. Batchelor, I would help fund a lawsuit against the woman. But I don't. Kind of like the "rape" charge you have leveled against the owner of this forum. Some lies are just too despicable to try to present as "facts", a point which continually escapes you.
But good job on cleaning up your language, Oma. You'll be a lady yet.
Rebecca
Dearie me. This one-person-in-two bodies concept has actually helped me get some sleep.
I had gotten so worried about Take a Hike, who had posted that she was a teenage girl and then later mentioned her "ex" in a post. That sounded so much like some cult marriage thingie to me where old men marry little girls. Of course, a dear friend reminded me that Ms. Hamou/McConnell/Murphy was from West Virginia where teenage divorcees are as common as raindrops, but that didn't really help me not to worry about poor, dear little Take a Hike. I mean, isn't every little raindrop to be treasured?
But now that I understand that people on Ms. H/M/M's forum actually occupy multiple bodies, perhaps it is only the grown up Take a Hike who has been married and divorced. Or at least that one of her bodies is not from West Virginia. That leaves me much easier, dears. And I just know it does you, too.
Don't you guys get it? The ONLY reason that she/they/it continue to attack poor Mrs. Batchelor is because there still is NO civil settlement.
Why the continued threats of law suits, still screamed from the tree tops at full screech? Because there ARE no lawsuits. The stupid "Bill of Review"?? Not going to happen. The Texas appellate Judge I spoke to LAUGHED when I described the scenario. His comment? "That's someone who has no concept of what a Bill of Review really is...if she files it, the Court will toss her right out the door for wasting their time..."
and, am I the only one who notices that "Snoopy" sockpuppet has had nothing to "say" until EXACTLY when I insist I will no longer respond to the handmaiden sockpuppet? Coincidence? I think not.
Rebecca: You're most welcome. I can't wait until the project can be publicly announced in the next week or two!
Rebecca,
Thanks for sending that latest psycho rant from the foul mouthed semi literate Snoopy sockpuppet.
I will only address one small thing.
...yet they offer not one shred of proof
Things for which "Team Oma" offers not ONE SHRED of proof:
1. Oma has ever been raped.
2. Actual genuine verifiable people OTHER than the woman who's name is ON the blog, Oma Hamou, actually posts there.
3. The entire Mrs. Batchelor story as they claim. (they insist lots of "records" exist but never produce one shred of evidence.
4. Oma Hamou has any lawyers other than Brian "working for her" as we speak.
5. Oma's animals were killed.
6. Oma was raped by someone quoting things off the internet
7. Mrs. Batchelor deliberately left cats in her own home.
8. Mrs. Batchelor reneged on any agreement.
9. The civil compromise has been reached and charges dismissed.
10. I post here as anyone other than myself.
11. Bob Atchison posts here as anyone other than himself.
12. Bob Atchison or I had anything to do with any other blog on the internet other than this one.
13. Bob Atchison or I are being currently investigated by ANY law enforcement agency.
14. I am a stalker.
There are lots more, but just these came to mind as assertions made by Team Hamou
yet they offer not one shred of proof
Dears, I'm trying to pull my fall wardrobe together and at least to plan my winter wardrobe. Does anyone know when the various civil and, apparently, criminal trials that Ms. H/M/M/ will be unleashing will get underway?
I have some simply luscious woolen suits under consideration, but they would hardly be appropriate for Austin, even in winter. Texas in winter can be so changeable, I understand. And microfibers are simply not something for a refined lady, now are they?
Any help would be appreciated, dears.
Ms. P.
Given that Oma Hamou and her various alias names have been making all the self-same threats for literally six years now, my suggestion is to plan your fall/winter wardrobe without Austin.
Since Oma always posts everything she has, when she actually HAS something, there will be plenty of lead time for you to shop some sales and find a few things to wear should you need to visit Texas.
The fact she posts nothing but the vulgar foul mouthed rants and threats of "snoopy" should tell you that there is nothing genuine behind them. Her track record on this point is without question. You can read my earlier blog posts to find the same crap, over and over and over, even the same sentence structure and verbiage, for years now.
Team Hamou is more hot air than the Albuquerque Balloon Festival.
Oh, baby. "Mike" (actually Oma) has posted a very long screed rehashing ad nauseam why we are the forces of darkness. Favorite moments are the faux-compassion s/he reels out for Mrs. Batchelor, innocent dupe of Rob Moshein and the "cowboy" police of San Bernadino County. I hope someone forwards that one to the SBPD, kids. There is also a lot of nonsense about how s/he can see into Rob's souls, and therefore ours. It's almost biblical.
However, there are two fairly hilarious points that are worth mentioning: Oma's "blonde" behavior and the word "fulsome".
The behavior first. This is not the first time s/he has attempted to justify her behavior by reference to what a Scatty Mary she is, always driving off from the pump with the nozzle still in the tank, forgetting sunglasses, etc. Well, fine, as far as it goes, Oma, we've all had our share of those moments. It's the blonde moments that have landed you in courtrooms that are the problem, girlfriend. These are, after all, the problem. Also, while most people bounce a check or make a late payment every now and then, a repeated pattern of stiffing people is a less charming character trait that isn't explained by hair dye.
Also, s/he confessed that "fulsome" to him equates to lust, as s/he discovered when looking at Pussy Galore in a Bond movie.
I am not making that up.
Insofar as trying to "prove" things, Oma, all people here are doing is examining the "evidence" you present. We find it . . .unconvincing. But so what? You should be more concerned that when you presented in an actual courtroom the mean old judge ruled against you and leveled judgment for Atchison. And many of your other creditors. You quite properly don't care what Rebecca Jordan thinks of you. Why should you? You don't owe me money, and I am not likely to sue you.
Also, I am not Matthew Sparler. I thought I was Bob Atchison? Or Marcus Demian?
And what is Cold Harbor?
As for posting what you claim is an email from the author Penny Wilson, it is now her word against yours as to the content, and well, I think we know how that would play out.
Rebecca
This is really something. As much as I can hardly tear myself away from the papers of HIH Grand Duchess Bubbalova Romanova, I find this blog just as intriguing. One parallel after another keeps cropping up between the life of GD Bubbalova and Ms. Hamou. It's almost as if Ms. Hamou is a reincarnation of Her Imperial Highness.
All this talk of one person having multiple bodies reminded me that a week or so ago I came across some notes on loose paper inserted into GD Bubba's (if I may presume to use one of her nicknames)diaries from the 1930's. The notes had been collected at a series of seances GD Bubba hosted at her home in Hoboken when paranormal evenings were all the rage in New Jersey social circles, as they had been a decade earlier in New York and two decades earlier in St. Petersburg, where her mother, HIH Grand Duchess Seeno Evilevna, often hosted events starring the Montenegrin quadruplets. (I know they are better known to history at the Montenegrin twins, but a body count could be confusing at these events.)
It seems that GD Bubba believed stoutly (if she'll forgive the choice of word) that one spirit often manifested as two or more bodies. In fact, I surmise she had been driven to this belief in order to deal emotionally with her adored father's, the Grand Duke Dadi Pedovich's, escapades with young girls. His argument to the police was that he just felt like a teenage boy sometimes and acted accordingly. Being a Grand Duke, the logic seemed compelling to the police, and certainly to the little Grand Duchess who simply adored her daddy, the gray-bearded teenager who smoked a big pipe and really knew how to handle it.
I think the august lady Bubba would be perfectly comfortable with the array of characters on Ms. Hamou's website. After a late night with Grand Duke Dadi P., what's a few extra corporeal manifestations on a website, after all?
Oh lord, is she bringing up Penny Wilson again? For what purpose? I mean, I've been working with PW and Greg King on their forthcoming new book, explaining how Franciska became Anna Anderson, for like a year now or longer. I have to read the newest first five chapters after this last rewrite this weekend...
Penny and I are on fine terms...so what would something purported to have been written years ago mean, and good luck in their proving it to be real and not yet another cobbled together forgery like so many others they put up.
Oh, wait, what is that Felony charge facing Oma Hamou/Alexandra McConnell in San Bernardino...??
why it's F O R G E R Y.
Re: Rob Moshein and His Lies....
"Postby Snoopy on Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:16 am
Rebecca Jordan aka Bob Atchison,
If it turns out you are Matthew Sparler (I do participate on Cold Harbour) aka Mike Pyles aka Vapors aka Sparky aka GDSandro my question and I assume the prosecutors is why your obsession with Oma?"
Oma,
I got the name Matthew SPARLER from your post, girlfriend, it wasn't a typo; or if it was, it wasn't my typo. I'm sorry, you think I am someone named Matthew Sparkler? Who might also be someone called "GD Sandro"? And what is an ATR thing, which is apparently what Cold Harbor is? And if "Justin" is a member and Penny Wilson founded it, has "Justin" asked Penny Wilson about why she seems to be working with Rob about his new book? Since "Justin" has connections with her?
Can I just say how much I loved the idea that Oma avoided jail by getting a cashier's check when she was in a "holding tank"?
One more thing. The fact that you have developed different writing styles (not all that different, by the way) is not a tribute to your "genius", Oma. It's a tribute to the fact that you have been a grifter for most of your life, and this is a useful skill for someone with as many identities as you have had. You are a good grifter, at least in the initial phases of the con, and you have apparently been writing some of these characters for years (according to Rob and the real Justin). No genius required, I'm afraid.
Also, one more time: the messages from the Russian priest mean nothing without a date attached. Once again you have carefully blanked that out. I have no doubt that in the early stages of your relationship Father Markell trusted you. So did Bob Atchison, and look where you are with him now. The question is how does Father Markell feel about you now, Satan's Handmaid.
Rebecca
Oops, "typo", my bad. Wilson's new book is "her" book, not "his".
Cold Harbour?
Oma's claim to participate there would be enhanced by an ability to spell the name of the site correctly.
Matthew Sparler?
Oma's claim to participate there would be enhanced by an ability to spell the name of posters correctly.
"I assume the prosecutors is why . . . ."
Oma's claim to be involved with prosecutors (other than as a defendant) would be enhanced by an ability to punctuate the possessive form correctly.
Hoo boy.
Russophile,
Have we been sparring? I hadn't noticed.
I referred to you as "someone claiming to be Russophile" because at one point there was someone on this forum using the name. I actually communicated with her, which is probably more than you can claim with the merry band of Oma's imaginary friends over on her forum.
But I certainly think that you exist, Mrs. Biernat.
I also enjoyed Oma's delineation of the various personas she uses when she writes. It was sort of like Houdini explaining card tricks. They're all you, Oma. Always excepting Mrs. Biernat.
And Oma is too private to publish silly things like dates on her alleged correspondence from Russia, which is odd, considering that she is publishing the actual correspondence. My favorite of the new posts is when she quotes from memory a tribute to her Christianity with a garbled reference to Alexis II. Really? Really? He wrote to me as well, Oma. How did it go? Oh, yes.
Dear Rebecca,
Pay no attention to the lying grifter Oma Hamou, she is Satan's Handmaid.
Hugs,
Alexis II, a real Patriarch
No, really, I swear, he wrote that.
Oma, sweetheart, take a load off, as Mitzi would say. The only people reading your forum are Mrs. Biernat and us. She believes you (improbable, but what the hell, her problem) and we don't. I think it's hilarious, Rob is quite properly indignant at your low-level shenanigans, and I can't speak for the others. And I know it it probably hard for a vivacious creature such as yourself to be stuck out there in the middle of a declasse neighborhood with nothing to do but sit in front of a computer screen, but honestly --- you're the only one really paying attention to any of this nonsense. We do indeed have lives, dear. I have so many --- Marcus Demian's, Matthew Sparler's, no, sorry, Sparkler's (that one kills me) and either Rob Moshein's or Bob Atchison's, depending upon which part of your brain is doing the accusing. I have so much trouble keeping all of my secret identities straight that I barely have time to write a postcard to the folks.
Off to walk the dog. TTFN! Boomchowmunki! Touche! Kilroy was here!
Rebecca Jordan
Oops. "Justin" (actually Oma, of course) is being all emotional, abrasive and even vulgar with her language again.
And I am back to being Bob Atchison. Sigh. I was just getting my game on as Marcus Demian.
Rebecca Atchison Moshein Sparkler Demian Jordan
I'm like Erica Kane!
Sandman (who is Oma, of course) is now accusing us of ruining Christmas.
I am not making that up.
Girlfriend, it is a little difficult to read these governessy scoldings about our behaviors when you have been posting non-stop shit about people for years. I am now up-to-date with the mess over on the Legend of Anastasia forum, and you have literally been obsessed with the fact that Atchison called your bluff since Jesus was a boy.
Surely you have better things to do with your time? There are plenty of old people out there without internet skills just waiting for you to fleece them, Oma. Stop wasting your time with the Romanovs and concoct some kind of home remedy for arthritis or something. What did they used to call it? Snake oil?
You'd be a natural!
Marcus Jordan, but you can call me Rebecca
Well, Rebecca,
First thing is that Oma Hamou/Alexandra McConnell still has to deal with the pesky little FELONY FORGERY charge still pending, there is just one week until the Preliminary Hearing. It will be much harder to fleece old perverts while in California State Women's Correctional Facility...
Plus, she isn't that young or pretty anymore. 46, liposuctioned to death, wide butt, dyed hair, thrift shop years old used designer clothes...limits the choices somewhat. Not to mention the hordes of cats....the smell alone....
and, she can't help but obsess about Bob and me, reposting the same tired garbage from years ago, over and over.
OH, and all that litigation pending, in what, five states?? You know, the expunging all the felony records, in states that don't permit that, the "Bill of Review" that doesn't meet the legal requirements to be heard, and that now seven year long threatened civil and criminal litigation against me and Bob...she's just SOOO busy....
Where will she find the time to scam lonely old perverts out of their retirement savings??
Mr. Moshein, sir! Rebecca has asked you a question and you were very remiss by not answering. She asked "What is Cold Harbour".
And Mr. Moshein, I must congratulate you on your post:
Quote from Forum Administrator (Rob Moshein):
"I have been permitted to tell you that Greg King and Penny Wilson are
finishing their book about how, without the DNA, Francisca became Anna
Anderson and "pulled off" the charade. They fully admit that their
previous position was wrong, and they gladly explain how and why they
changed their opinion after examining the new evidence. They are also
using my translation of Spiridovitch...I've been asked to read and
comment on the manuscript and can tell you it is an excellent book."
That's SO MUY MACHO!!! It SCREAMS "LICK MY BOOTS YOU AA SUPPORTERS!"
Actually, Mrs. Biernat, I wasn't asking Rob, I was asking Oma Hamou since she --- as "Snoopy" or "Handmaiden" or something --- was the one who first used the phrase. She still hasn't answered. Rob actually did tell me in an e-mail.
I'm not so sure about the "muy macho" thing myself. Rob says he was "permitted" to make the announcement. A "my macho" gu would have just gone ahead and MADE it. Unless this swipe is the usual homophobia exhibited by Hamou? Anyway, it appears that Mr. King and Ms. Wilson are fine with him doing it, so what's your problem?
Also, as long as you're here, so to speak, what was the deal with your ex-husband's artificial leg?
Rebecca Jordan
Oh, so Mr. Moshein knows EXACTLY what Cold Harbour is. Hmm.
You can ASK all you want about the ex.
Well, I don't participate on Cold Harbor (not Harbour), I have no desire. But I do know its a yahoo group Penny Wilson set up for people to discuss Russian History and related issues. Whats the biggie about this anyway?
and WTF about Greg and Penny's new book?? are YOU calling them the ones to "lick my boots"?? THEY are the ones who did amazing research and were granted access to the Darmstadt archives which contain private investigation reports on AA from the 1920s and 30s....THEY are the ones who changed their opinions and can now demonstrate exactly how Franciska morphed herself into pretending to be Anastasia Nicholievna.
Its their book, you have a problem with it, take it up with them...I've just helped with research and my comments at their request.
Okay, just curious. But not that curious.
You know Rebecca, I think there's a version of it on Cold Harbour. I do think there's one also on King and Wilson. You might try there.
Tsk, tsk, tsk!
I'm simply saying how STRONG, how FORCEFUL a comment it is.
My goodness! You think everything I say is detrimental. .
Mrs. Biernat, are you being witty? Congratulations! It's wonderful to know that someone on "Team Hamou" has a sense of humor! Not much of one, but still. Any port in a storm, as they say.
Rebecca
Witty? Moi? Perish the thought and pshaw! What Tom Foolery!
So, it's now official. The Bordeaux Wine Council has asked me to be one of ten "Online Sommeliers" for an interactive online program for them in November and December. Ten of us, all only in the US for the US market. I'm the only one for Texas. Also, a trip to Bordeaux in the spring as their guest for my efforts.
Dear Ms. P...
So kind of you to email with concern about whether there was any truth to what the voices in "Team Oma's" head said about my alcohol consumption...
I have the skin disorder called Rosacea. It causes, among other things, redness on the nose and or cheeks. It's harmless, and seems to run on my late Dad's side of the family.
Trust me, I am acutely aware of the danger of abuse of alcohol, in fact, I've been trained to notice those symptoms. I'm fine. It was so sweet of you to be worried.
By the way, the BWC has a million dollar ad campaign for the online program, I'll be in major wine magazines, and all over online sites and local media as well. I'm not worried about Oma's threats, if anything should happen as a result of her trying to sabotage the program, I can easily sue her, as she has a lawyer...
Rob,
Congratulations on such a fine achievement. I know you and Bob must be very proud, and so you should be. And thanks again for the wine recommendations for my dinner party on Saturday night. My guests raved.
Rebecca
My dears, I'm just so excited about next Tuesday, September 29, that I can barely keep my crispy cucumber salad down.
I have been exploring the significance of this day and find so many momentous events have occurred on September 29 that bear on our current areas of interest.
Did you know that on this date in:
1650 - Henry Robinson opened the "Office of Addresses and Encounters" in London, the world's first dating service
1829 - The Metropolitan Police (I do hope it's not tasteless to bring this up, my dears) of London was founded
1916 - John D. Rockefeller became the world's first billionaire, thereby forever raising the bar for sugar daddies
2006 - Congressman Mark Foley resigned after finding out that the internet is no place to live a private life that cannot bear scrutiny.
Oooo, I'm just on pins and needles, my dears. Pins. And. Needles. Just what will this September 29 bring?
Will it bring the Alouette 1 back?
So congratulations and mazel tov, Robbele, we're all so proud of you! Of course I know nothing from wine, but even I know that the good stuff comes from France!
Mitz and Rebecca,
Thanks so much for your kind words. To have an organization like the BWC think my palate and writing and expertise is worthwhile for being part of a million dollar national campaign, not to mention being their guest in Bordeaux, is, to me quite an honor.
You are so kind.
Wow, three of you guys emailed me the same question. I think you are all spot on. Why the use of the specific word "storm" that Oma Hamou aka Alexandra Murphy et al must "weather"??
I mean, if "Team Hamou" is to be believed (yeah I know the joke to insert here...) Oma is not facing a "storm". Its not even a little squall. It's just a harmless mistake, easily corrected by paying the money she has "always" been trying to "pay" and charges dropped? right??
So, if it is now a "storm to be weathered" and she needs her strong "orthodox religious faith" to sustain her, well, that sounds pretty ominous I'd say. Yeppir, she's gonna face the Prelim next week and then stand Felony Criminal Trial it seems to me.
OH, and for you Rebecca, so kindly concerned in the email about "Team Hamou's" slander and libel and outright lies about me and trying to mess up the Bordeaux program, not to worry.
Long chat with them in New York this morning, they have strict security measures in place for the online portion, and googled me extensively. Their exact words, not mine, about all the ravings were "Clearly lunatics, clearly. Does anybody even read much less believe that stuff? We are really excited to have you on board!"
Mr. Moshein, life is just filled with little ironies, isn't it, my dear?
Our intrepid Ms. Hamou/McConnell/Murphy tries to undercut your work in the wine retailing business by starting her "austinwineguy" blog. And you respond by creating this blog, but then what happens?
Why, you land a nice gig as an internet wine consultant, and she winds up having yet another of her victims go to the police; a district attorney read all about her past; and her convicted felon roommate reveal Ms. H/M/M's most recent felony arrest, her whereabouts, and her new roster of aliases.
It must be so very frustrating for the poor dear, even though for the life of me I still cannot divine why anyone with such a need to keep certain things under wraps would engage in poking a stick at the dog, as it were. (Now please don't think I'm referring to you as a dog, Mr. Moshein, dear. It is simply a figure of speech from one sincere pet lover to another.)
But what's all this chatter about weathering a storm, my dear sir? Will I need to bring extra raingear to Austin for the big civil and criminal trials? Silk does get water-stained so very easily if one is not careful. And nothing is worse than a water-spotted patent leather handbag. Tsssh. I simply shudder to think of it.
Do you think the lawsuits and criminal charges she is going to unleash in Austin will go as well for her as the wineguy blog? There is just so much success a girl can stand, you know.
My goodness, she's tetchy today. I love how she keeps referring to the coming storm on October 8, aws though it is necessary for her to wait until the last day to file a lawsuit. Why? Does this heighten the dramatic impact? Are the teams of lawyers working on the case unable to complete their research until 11:59;59?
All is not well in the world of Hamou. Luckily she has the warmth of her Russian Orthodox faith to sustain her. Of course I could be wrong, but don't the Russian Orthodox believe in all ten of the commandments? I suppose fraud isn't exactly theft. Not exactly.
Rebecca
Sandman! (and by "Sandman" I mean "Oma", of course.) You're winning, dear! By your own admission, you've created one more defamatory blog than Rob!
Good work, "Team Hamou"! And by "Team Hamou" I mean all of the voices fighting to ne heard inside Ms. Hamou's head.
Oh, and of course Mrs. Biernat.
Rebecca
I was in the middle of a session with a paying client this afternoon and my crystal ball suddenly started shaking like hell and giving me all kinds of interference. Suddenly this image came through.
A short dumpy woman in what looked like a white prom dress was dragging this big bag of something across a room. She then stepped in front of a big fan like the kind they use to whip up wind in movies and started dipping into the bag and throwing stuff at the fan.
Before I knew it, this woman was covered head to toe in shit and started screaming her head off. She then ran to a computer, knocked a cat off it, and started typing like crazy.
What can it mean? And why was the image followed with a commercial message saying to check this blog?
Who are you people? You f*&^ers cost me a $75 session.
sorry about that Clare we didnt realize you was working that side of the street or we wouldnt of put out the message like that. Big Mama thinks that Lil Bit is under some kind fo spell thats put the hoodoo on her and caused all kids of shit to go down so she was trying to send it off in a dream so Lil Bit can be free of it before she gets uyp afore the judge so he wont trhow the dam book at her but she must nopt have been watching where she was dreamcasting or somethin and you got it instead.
so for 75 bucks do you just get a reading or do you get a READING?!?
So Gomer. Who's going to make good on the $75? I don't take checks.
For $75 an hour I'd demand winning lottery numbers.
An hour? How cheap do you think I am? That only gets you 15 minutes.
yeqah but am I happy when its over?
Clare Big Mama says to gety off the line she cant get through to Lil Bit with the dream and the shit is piling up.
Depends on what makes you happy. For $75, we're definitely not talking about the same thing.
Oh, dear God.
Miss Voyant, I'm sorry we didn't get to finish our session. Have you figured out yet who cut off the transmission from HIH the Grand Duchess Bubbalova? She seemed to have something urgent to tell me.
I don't know yet, Mr. McGrope. My ball's still rockin' and rollin' to beat all. There's some real bad Karma brewing up somewhere and now I keep seeing policemen or maybe court bailiffs moving into the picture. The last thing I think I heard Her Highness say sounded something like "here comes winof . . . . "
Rebecca
I have no idea WHAT she means by stating the "Bowery Wine Company" being my new "employer"...
"Team Hamou" is probably drunk, off the prescribed meds, or taking the non presecription stuff...
or maybe, just maybe, she is so stupid and delusional that she doesn't realize BWC stands for the "Bordeaux Wine Council" and she has NO IDEA nor ever will who is running the program for them out of New York...
Dear "Snoopy" (and of course by "Snoopy" I mean Oma, because they are one and the same, now and forever, go Mets! Oh, sorry, where was I?)
You misunderstood my post. I know, we're all surprised because usually you're so sharp, but there it is. Even Homer nods. I merely agreed with your prefontal lobe when he counted the number of defamatory blogs on the internet. And the word defamatory is yours, Satan's Handmaid. I wasn't convinced of your personality . . . shall we just say "defects", dear? . . . by reading a blog. A little bird told me about them long ago. W3ell, that and about ten minutes of reading on the San Bernadino court records website. The things you can learn on the internet!
Kilroy was here! Victory through Vegetables! Loose lips sink ships! And did I mention? "Snoopy" is "Oma Hamou"! Wheeeeeeeeee!
Rebecca
I wonder if when she calls the number she has posted as "Snoopy" if she will affect a man's voice? That could be fun.
Oh, and everyone? Head over and take a gander! She is posting pictures of contented cats!!!
I am not making that up.
Although I have to say, the cats do not look happy. The first one looks absolutely pissed off.
They are lolling about what she purports is her fabulous domicile. Of course we have only her word for that, but looking at the pictures, I am inclined to believe it is her place. And let's just leave that on the table, shall we?
A word of advice, Oma? I would take down all of the "Snoopy" posts before you start prank calling the Bordeaux connection. Otherwise they will go online and recognize that yes, you are indeed nuts.
All the way with LBJ!
Rebecca Jordan
Rebecca,
You have to know that "Team Hamou" will of course call the BWC and screech their tale of lies and slander about me. Funny that such is the EXACT same behavior they accuse me of doing, and scream bloody murder about how horrible it is.
So what can you call it, when they do? I mean aside from the insane rantings of a screwball...
well its HYPOCRITICAL.. typical for "Team Hamou"...complain about somebody else then do the same thing you complain about, and believe its ok...
Not to worry. She and the voices in her head have no idea of who, what and where things are really happening, and nobody will take her seriously.
Oh, and Rebecca, my personal favorite:
Why change Dicks in the middle of a screw, Vote for NIXON in '72....
We used to sing, "Nixon, Nixon, rah, rah, rah! McGovern wears a platex bra."
That poor Mr. Watson may actually be earning his money (or rather the money she probably owes him). She has now posted that when the left prefrontal lobe starts to prank call the wine people, "Snoopy" (who of course is Oma) does not have permission from Oma to do this.
Sounds like somebody's lawyer did an intervention.
They also posted that nice photo of your living room that ran in the paper some time ago, Rob. I do love that the portrait of Nicholas II is tacky. You know, as opposed to having a giant photo of yourself in full-on drag queen I'm the Czarina of Russia attire on the wall . . . at least you have a portrait of the real deal.
As for the pictures of "Oma's" apartment: "Snoopy" (who of course is Oma) has attested that these are pictures of her place and her very contented cats (and seriously, Oma, the first one looks like it is screaming within). And of course we all know what such an attestation means. Why, "Snoopy" (who of course is Oma) has "attested" that she had a movie project and that she isn't a grifter, that she was a big deal in Pushkin (not according to my sources, Satan's Handmaid --- and they "attested" to it as well), that she is not responsible for the destruction of Mrs. Batchelor's property, that she --- oh, hell, she probably didn't start the Great Fire of London, so we can let that one go.
But for the record? There is nothing in any of those pictures that wouldn't be found in a standard issue condo. And I'm sure that Montclair is a very nice place to live, Oma. Except for the crazed police force and the oppressive legal system.
In your heart you know I'm right! Nixon's the One! (He sure was, wasn't he? It turns out McGovern was right! Nixon really was a crazy son of a bitch!)
Rebecca
Rebecca,
I assume Oma has appropriated (without permission am certain) the photo published on the Austin American Statesman website when the Society editor came to Russian Christmas. Whether they call the portrait of Nicholas II "tacky" or not doesn't matter. The significance of the painting is this: Bob was at the Russian National Museum when the original canvas, by Repin, was discovered hidden since 1918. He was privileged to be there to see the original. As a token of the appreciation for all Bob had done for the Museum, computers, funding etc etc, the restoration studio painted an exact copy of the Repin Coronation portrait, it is the only copy that is exactly the same size as the original, and painted on 19th century canvas. It required a special permit from the Museum to export it, assuring that the original was still in their possession. Let them snicker and make fun. The sincerity and significance of that gift means more to Bob than many things. The same applies to the soil from the grave of the Imperial Family that Avdonin gave Bob as a special gift for his work, and the many other gifts he has gotten from similar people.
I will still sue Oma for the libel published on the site bearing her name if she sets foot in Texas. Conveniently, "Snoopy" doesn't the courage or balls to give me an address for service of the lawsuit, but no matter, I will get it from discovery of Oma, if she really shows up here. which she won't. Hell, she's going to stand felony criminal trial in California next week, a convenient excuse why she can't make Texas litigation...or maybe she will end up in the hospital again, her usual "I don't want to face a Judge so I'll pretend I'm sick" routine. I think I pulled that stunt in 3rd grade once to avoid a test. Oma made a career of it...
And when a grifter like Oma comes to the bridge, all of the little old ladies and men that she bilked during the course of her career will meet her and look at her with moist eyes. "You," they will say, "you are the one who took our life savings, who maxed out our credit cards; you are the one who trashed our houses and tried to damage our relationships with our children." And then this phalanx of old people will walk her to St. Peter, who will look down and say, "What the hell are YOU doing here, lady?"
I'm telling you, those cats do not look happy. Be careful, Oma. They may actually try to push you off that bridge.
St. Peter's Little Helper,
Rebecca
I swear, sometimes I have to stab a fork into the back of my hand to keep from laughing myself into oxygen deprivation at some of the stuff that goes up on Hamou's forum.
For starters, there is this picture of a cat sitting in a kitchen sink, supposedly taken by "Handmaiden's daughter" (two fictional characters in two sequential words, no less) and lauded as highly artistic by Oma.
This cat, besides being in a kitchen sink, is backdropped by a white dish rag, a white plastic bin full of cheap dishes (I guess the maid doesn't like to use the dishwasher), and a folded newspaper. The composition of the picture is a mess, the lighting is overbright and devoid of all shadow detail (the edge of the counter is lit brighter than the cat), the theme looks to be an amateurish attempt to depict everyday life in the Great Depression (where I suppose cats were believed to be kept in sinks), and the cat looks confused.
If that shot is Hamou's idea of artistic photography, then it's better for all concerned that her movie project was never unleashed upon an unsuspecting public. Thinking this cat photo to be artistic, in conjunction with Hamou looking like a pissed-off man with a maloccluded jaw in rented drag in that Empress Alexandra publicity shot, indicates we would have been in for a movie that would have set a lower bar for production values than early John Waters fare. At least with him, though, we got Divine and Edith Massey (although jail records do suggest Oma is on the right track there).
Then there is the picture of a cat lying on a wood floor. Oma is very proud to announce that she has WOOD FLOORS in her luxurious abode. Besides the fact that wood floors are pretty much ubiquitous in mass-built mid-line housing these days, her praise of her own fine living style overlooks the fact that she is under felony prosecution for having paid her rent with a forged instrument.
There are days when I suspect this whole Oma Hamou / Rob Moshein thing is a collossal hoax and one of the better long-running ones at that. If it's not, then this woman is just plain loony tunes.
Blakeele, bubbe, you can never have too much Tupperware. Look at those cats, and can I tell you how much I don't want to think about the cat hair everywhere, seriously? Anyway, when you look at the little guys you have to wonder where she keeps their chow, and I personally am praying for a nice set of covered plastic containers. Although I'm sure that mice aren't a problem.
And Oma, I love what you've done with the place. It has a real lived-in look, darling. And considering you only need the place to change your clothes and head off for the next scam it's nice of you to make the effort. You're like a regular Martha Stewart. Sure, she had her little brushes with the law as well, but in the end, that woman has bed linens to die for. Whenever I go to New York for a visit home, I stock up. I always tell Nitzi and Bitsy, that shiksa knows how to design a sheet!
And Blake and Rebecca, I think you're not taking the wood floors seriously. It is real wood, isn't it, Omele, and not that laminate stuff they put down everywhere because they think the clients can't tell? Because I have to tell you, if you think that Martha would settle for the $1.49 a square foot Golden Oak Supreme stuff, well, I don't think so. For G-d's sake, the woman keeps her black horses out of the sun so that they won't fade!
And darling, is it a good idea to call those people? You know what happened when Mrs. Batchelor followed your internet history. I'm onl;y saying it because I care, sweetheart.
Mitzi the Maven
Do any of you know those LOL cat things? DiCastelis looked at the cat pictures and just emailed me a picture of a cat looking out with the caption "Kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day."
And I didn't like the questions about how old "Handmaiden's daughter" is, given at least some of these people's histories with barely pubescent girls. And I know a little something about a camera as well, and I hope "Handmaiden's daughter" (doesn't the fact that she has a daughter belie the "maiden" part?) isn't going to give up her day job.
Mitzi, I have some sets of Porthault that were my mother's. And my Gram actually started a hope chest for me when I was a little girl. She stocked it with all sorts of table cloths, napkins, etc., none of which I have ever used. Sigh.
Rebecca
Oh my, I'm a bit confused again.
Why would a fine lady who lives on Real Wood Floors have a copy of the used car rag Deals On Wheels on her kitchen counter by the Tupperware (which, by the way, is just wonderful for keeping watercress fresh and crisp)?
I mean, well, you just never know whose hands have been on the wheel and where those hands have been, do you, dears? I won't even get into my friends' cars unless I have a hanky handy to open the door.
Ah -- ah -- ahhhh---choo!
Oh. Do pardon me, dears.
Not "used cars", Penelope. Classics, remember?
Are the cats who escaped from her care the ones in the pictures? These certainly look pretty wistful, like they are longing to get the hell out of Dodge.
And ladies and gentlemen, "Handmaiden" now has a name. It's Debbie! Say hello to Debbie, everyone!
And my goodness, she certainly got all tetchy again about the possibility that she might have forged the check to Mrs. Batchelor. And you're right, girlfrien, prosecutors can be wrong. On the other hand, they never seem to have been wrong in your case, so I would bet on the house to win.
Also, what makes you think that is a picture of you? It's not all about you, dear.
On a more serious note, has everyone noticed that the homophobia has kicked up a notch over on her forum? What causes this, do you imagine? Is she jealous of the fact that Rob Moshein is in a committed relationship, and she hasn't had a single normal one of those in her entire life? Could it be that she is . . .jealous?
It's morning in America, folks.
Rebecca
Hey, Oma. Deals on Wheels doesn't come by mail. Unless you subscribe, of course.
Oh Jesus Christ, girl. Ever time I think you can't get no stupider you go and prove me wrong.
They all been wondering why you got charged with forgery instead of insufficient funds for writing a bad check and there you go letting the cat out of the bag that you wrote somebody elses name on a check that wasnt even your's.
Cain't you keep your mouth shut for your own good you dumbass?
Omer,
It is completely believable to me that you are "Snoopy's" brother (and of course "Snoopy" is actually Oma). You express yourselves in the same way.
"Snoopy" (who of course is Oma),
Why, yes. I was in fact referring to the prosecutors who were such blue meanies to you when you absconded with children twenty-two years ago. I know, I know, you were on the run from an abusive marriage. And yet you were still convicted. Fancy that. Obviously the Montana legal system is staffed by the same kinds of people as in Southern California. Honestly, what's a girl to do? She wants to do the right thing, she's trying to do the right thing, but she has to do illegal things to make it happen!
She's like another Rosa Parks! Or. . .or . . Sojourner Truth! Why can't we see that she is only trying to help?
Remember, kitten thinsk of nothing but murder all day.
Rebecca "Win with Wilkie" Jordan
Oh, and I'm pretty sure about the normal relationship thing there, Oma. If you had ever been in one of those you wouldn't be spending your time on the internet in a blind fury because several years ago someone called you on your shit and won a judgment. And if the guy really loved you, he would have mentioned how bad you look in the Romanov outfit. Ergo, no guy.
Tippy Canoe and Tyler Too!
Yeah, but Oma -- which of your many names did you put on that check? The old standby, Oma Hamou?
Or one of the newer ones: Alexandra McConnell? Alexandra Murphy?
Or did you go with the classics -- one of the other names you have cobbled together in various ways over the years from names such as Rebecca, Taylor, Jordan, Demian, Abramou, Ashkenazy, Chedid, Louise, et al.?
Can I just say how fascinating this has begun? It's far better than a documentary on The Learning Channel or Discovery. I feel as though we are getting a documentary look into the mind of a con artist, i.e. how she sees the world. Forget Anna Andersen, you should write a book, Oma! How I Did It or something catchy like that. Forty-six Years Behind the Eight Ball? Running For My Life: How I Learned to Escape the Cosequences. "You Fucking Whore!"/"You Lying Asshole!" The Love Letters of Oma Hamou and Marcus Demian
Anna Nicole Learned it All from Me!
I'm not kidding. I have some connections at Viking. Think about it.
Rebecca
Chedid? That's one I haven't heard before.
A girl with last names like Ashkenazy and Chedid thinks we speak Jewish? Omele, darling, what gives?
I'd watch the Oma/Marcus television show, I can tell you that!
Mitzi
Girl, please.
I didn't call you Anna Andersen. Rob posted on this forum that the authors of Fate of the Romanovs have a new book about the notorious Anna Andersen. And while my knowledge of the case used to be limited to the Ingrid Bergman movie --- a moment, girls, while we all take a moment and think about Yul Brynner --- I am not illiterate. I do read. I bought Fate of the Romanovs and read it, and then I bought a book by Robert Massie called The Final Chapter and read it, and I know a little more about Anna Andersen. If you think there are parallels with your life, Oma, go ahead and make them. I suppose there is a similar fetish with toyalty and a need to dress up in clothes that aren't yours, and of course the farm-girl-makes-good-by-hook-or-crook-but-mainly-by-crook aspect, but I will give you this. Twenty years ago you were better looking than either Andersen or the real Anastasia, neither of whom even in youth would have passed the Newson Nubility Test. You did have the pert ass and all.
But I digress. I merely meant to suggest that why waste time with a book about a dead con artist when we have the advantage of a living one so near at hand? You could make a little dough, Oma, these kinds of tell-all books are all the rage. You and Marcus could co-write it. Remember, even Sonny and Cher got back togetherfor another series after the divorce.
The beat goes on, Oma. The beat goes on.
Rebecca
Jerry Springer, run for your life!
Oma, has anyone ever told you that you have a good sense of humor?
They never will.
Hey, if she thinks 5'0" and 150 pounds adds up to a pert ass, what's to keep her from thinking she has a sense of humor?
Dear Oma,
If indeed you have proof of all of your claims, and of course you don't, why not produce it yourself? Real proof, dear, not doctored emails, or unsupported statements by the voices in your head that such and such is your domicile (when records indicate exactly where you lived), that you are not fat (when records, not the voices in your head, indicate that you are, shall we say, pleasingly plump), and just one --- really, only one --- record of a court case in which you have demonstrably told the truth.
You can't.
Rob Moshein and his LIFE PARTNER, as you constantly refer to him, have been putting up with your low grade nonsense for years now. There is a trail behind you of people and companies that would like to have another word with you about chicanery (the Mortons, the Batchelors), debt (Amex, Variety) and broken promises (Pushkin Village). You can settle all of these issues at any time by simply opening yourself up for questioning by the interested parties. Oh, look. Is that hell freezing over?
But why should you? How much easier it is to hide behind a plethora of fake names on the internet, to hop from website to website like the gutless wonder you are, to unleash a barrage of childish vitriol at the drop of a hat, and to swank it up left, right and Sunday pretending that all of the dreams that you dreamed came true. And they might have, Oma, if you had done the work to make them so. But instead you chose the easy way out, and when it turns out to be not so easy --- hey, nobody forced you to marry Marcus Demian, or are you now going to claim white slavery? --- and there is a penalty to marrying for money, well, then.
So in words of one syllable, suck it. As long as you keep this thing festering by your incessant whining, then don't be surprised if people respond. You can't control the response, Oma. This is real life, not some fantasy playing out in your head.
Oh, and thanks for posting the number. I called it myself (surprise! It's a local call!) and mentioned to the representative that Moshein is an inspired choice.
Ma! Ma! Where's my Pa? Gone to the White House, Ha Ha Ha! Even before the internet, there were no secrets.
Rebecca Atchi--- oh my God, I almost gave it AWAY! Um, Jordan. Yeah, that's the ticket. Rebecca Jordan.
Ass.
For the record, I just watched "Sandman" switch to "Snoopy". Kind of the way "Fred" switched to "Snoopy" earlier.
You cannot make this stuff up.
Rebecca Demi--- oh my God, there I go AGAIN!
Hey, Oma. I just did an internet search on Deals on Wheels, and good news, girl -- there's a Jaquar XJ convertible available for $14,995 in Las Vegas!
You're halfway there out east of LA, and you already know your way around Vegas (or the police station, anyway).
That model had pretty wide seats, too. Check it out. It's beggin' for ya, baby.
Let's just hope the seller takes checks.
Now, Oma, honey. Why do you need three cars when you don't even have a drivers license or insurance? (Think we've forgotten about that outstanding warrant in L.A. County, do you?)
You got some gall sis, bragging about them wood floors when you wont' even let your own mama come visit you in that condo you think is so fancy.
Just cause mama ain't never been around no nice things don't mean she's gonna mess up your house. Ain't much difference between mopping up lineoleum and wood anyways long as you don't use too much water. And mama's way cleaner than those damn cats you got laying around all over the place. Hell even mama wouldn't a put no cat in her sink where food gets made. Thats just plain nasty to my way a seeing.
And what was with that wood horse in one of them rooms. Cain't you get horses off your mind for one freaking minute? It just don't look right for a single woman to be letting everybody know she got a horse fetish. Know what I mean?
Who said anything about DMV records, Oma? The outstanding warrant is on public record at the LAX branch of the L.A. sheriff's office -- and available for copying, as it turns out. Racing to catch a private jet, were you, and just forgot to bring along your license and insurance card?
Oh, brother.
Think what you will, Oma. For some reason, the warrant had dropped out of the computer system, which is probably why the S.B. County Sheriff didn't come across it. But when someone called the L.A. Court to see why no disposition had ever been recorded for the citation for driving without license, registration, or insurance, they were told the case had never been disposed of because you had not appeared in court when the case was called. So a bench warrant had been issued and was still outstanding at the LAX branch. When they called there, sure enough -- the warrant was still active.
Lucky you. But probably better not to go cruising around L.A. County for a while. You've got enough trouble out in S.B. County to keep you occupied for now, anyway.
Looking forward to next week?
Gosh Blake, I'm impressed! How do you know so much? Do you do research for a living?
In typical Oma Hamou fashion, she is now deflecting away from the genuine, SALIENT revelation about the nature of her "alleged" crime for which she will appear next week for Preliminary Hearing...It's still on calendar with the San Bernardino Court.
It seems Team Hamou is alleging that Oma Hamou, using the alias Alexandra McConnell "had authorization" to "sign the check" that ended up "uncollected".
Now, that explains WHY the charge is Felony Forgery.
This is NOT a simple case of Alexandra McConnell "accidentally bouncing a check".
Someone is alleging that Alexandra McConnell "WAS NOT AUTHORIZED TO SIGN THE CHECK". This means, she FORGED a check on SOMEONE ELSE'S ACCOUNT. This means there is a THIRD PARTY, not Mrs. Batchelor, invloved ie: the person who owns the account on which the check was drawn.
Now, if Oma Hamou using the Alexandra McConnell alias was indeed "Authorized" to issue this check, then WHY is the District Attorney wasting valuable time and resources to prosecute a "non crime". I mean, all the account holder has to do is give them an Affidavit, saying they GAVE Oma Hamou/Alexandra McConnell PERMISSION to issue and sign that check. Thats it.
The REALITY is that the District Attorney keeps showing up at all of these hearings for all of these months, and preparing to PROSECUTE Alexandra McConnell for the Felony crime of Forgery...Its right there in the records. Free to search for yourself anytime.
So what could this possible tell the rational person? Mrs. Batchelor is NOT the one pressing charges. The person pressing charges is the person on who's account the check was drawn is the one pressing charges. Now, "if" they really "authorized" her to sign the check, WHY ARE CHARGES STILL STANDING?
That answer is clear....
She is dodging the bench warrant by saying that they cannot prove it was her. "They" being the cop who stopped her, I assume.
Which sort of begs the question. If you knew that there was a bench warrant out for your arrest, and you knew you could prove that it wasn't you that had committed the action . . .wouldn't you try and have it corrected?
Honestly, the mistakes that the police and courts routinely make when they deal with Oma are astounding. One might almost call them unbelievable. In fact, I think that I will.
As for proof, Oma, since you never know if a creditor or officer of the court is reading this blog or yours, I suppose it is worthwhile to point him/her to the lengthy list of citations that currently bear your name. Go to the main page for this and scroll down. Read it and weep.
So. There's your proof.
Rebecca
So, the "snoopy" sockpuppet responded to my post, denying EVERYTHING, but less than fifteen minutes later, took it down, to again distract attention AWAY from this important issue, to focus on smoke and mirror issues, like her carousel horse and cats.
Wonder why?? Only the dimwitted would wonder why.
She is standing trial for FORGERY, and has two court appearances next week...
Brian must read this blog.
Oh, and send all the "documents" you want to "snoopy"...they will be trashed unread. The BWC people already think you are insane. Do you REALLY think the secretary answering the phone will tell you anything? Of course not. Nobody there will, they think you are INSANE so won't tell you anything.
Please, bombard them with paper to prove their belief is correct...
You Oma aka Justin et al are INSANE. DONT LIKE IT?? SUE ME. Oh, you won't... You lack the BALLS
you are a coward, You show that for years...
Oh, "snoopy"
By the by, which "wedding dress" is the Oma looking like a major fag drag queen is that dress? The Marcus Demian wedding? The last minute Eli Hamou wedding in Las Vegas or the Severn Ashkenazy Father of Nicholas the autistic Drug addicted offspring of Oma??
Regardless, she STILL looks like a bad drag queen in drag in that photo. SUE ME. please...for saying that...
Oh, Oma won't she lacks the courage and resources and will refuse them deposition which will be requred.
Oma is as much a gutless coward as all her voices. espcially "justin" and "mike" the eunuch without testicles who PUKED when faced with the reality of what Oma had done...
you are all (the voices in Oma's demented head) the worst spineless cowards I have encountered.
One last look before sleep, one last eye roll as she does it again. "Produce your proof!" Dear, there is proof all over this forum. As I said before, head to the home page and click around if you're interested. I assume anyone you have defrauded or anyone with a legal interest in you --- and hi there, FBI (oh, please) --- there's a raft of information on this site that can tell you what you want to know. Failing that? Google, baby, google.
Years ago when I was at Miss Porter's we used to refer to certain girls as "grinders". These were the ones who hung about on the fringe, constantly thrusting themselves forward for attention. Congratulations, dear. You're a "grinder".
And there is a full-size grand and a carousel horse in your music room, girlfriend? Somebody call Town and Country.
Rebecca
Beckele, we would call a girl like that a little pisher.
Forget the apartment and the Tupperware, I want to talk about the wedding dress. You're saying you actually wore that thing in public? Honestly, darling? Really? Didn't you have a bridesmaid handy who would tell you the truth about that verkackte thing on your head? And is that coffin silk? It looks like coffin silk. Also, for a girl inclined to be a little zaftig, can we discuss the side extensions below the bodice? Not a good choice, Omele, the keister looks huge. Again, no bridesmaid? No mother? These brothers of yours, they don't have wives who could have told you the truth?
And darling, only because I care, if you get married again, and I'm sure you will -- let's face it, if you married the Demian man, how high can your standards be? --- can I just say one little word in favor of a professional makeup artist? The jawline, sweetheart. It's a little right out there, isn't it?
Were you unhappy on the wedding day? Because I have to tell you, you look unhappy in this picture.
Anyway, I think the dress that Rebecca was talking about is that number you are wearing in the poster for the fake movie. Look at you, all gussied up like the Czarina with the real photos in the background. And the Korean flags. They kind of ruin the effect, so I hope you at least got some free tickets, although I have to tell you, Korean Airlines? Not for the Kedems, darling, not after that incident where one of them strayed over Russian air space and whoops-a-daisy, guess who got a little trigger happy?
Darling, make Mitzi happy and rethink that hat thing. You can do it.
Oh, and the lip liner, darling. No. Just no.
Scene:
A telephone call. No faces seen.
All is black.
Sound: telephone ringing...
Voice 1: Good Morning, CreativeFeed, may I help you?
Voice 2 (a woman, clearly pretending to be a man): Hello, my name is Justin EdwardS (emphasis on the s like s hissing snake). You have hired the knowsn criminal Rob Moshein for the Bordeaux Wine Council. He is a lunatic, a dangerous stalker. Did you guys really call me insane?
Voice 1: Ummmmmmmmmmmm. What? Who did you want to speak with?
Voice 2: Look, he says you called me insane...he's a lunatic, dangerous, a stalker...I have the documents so WHY did you call me insane??? I"LL SUE YOU for calling me insane, thats libelous, defamatory and slander... I"ll SUE....
Voice 1: Uhhh, sir...m'am??? whatever. I didn 't call you insane...
Voice 2: AHAH! See?? the lying monkey...I KNEW you didn't call me insane. So who deals with him?? I want to speak with EVERY PERSON THERE to see WHO CALLED ME INSANE.. I DEMAND you put me through to anyone there who spoke to that CRIMINAL STALKER Rob Moshein....I DEMAND to know who at your agency called me INSANE...THAT is is ..libel, slander and defamatory...I will SUE YOU for calling me INSANE. PUT ME THROUGH TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON AT YOUR COMPANY SO I CAN FIND OUT WHICH MOTHERF***ER A**WIPE GAY C***sucker CALLED ME INSANE...
PUT ME THROUGH NOW...EVERY SINGLE Mother****er that Rob Mohein the evil stalker might have spoken to...I'm not kidding....Put me through NOW, I want to know which c***sucker called me INSANE dammit...
So, who was it?? WHO CALLED ME INSANE???? I know who ate the Strawberries, it was those Stewards, they're not trustworthy, but, aha, I caught them. We doled out sand in place of the strawberries, and I calculated exactly how much was eaten...They're all against me, I know that. They call me "Old Yellowstain" but I turned a blind eye, but the STRAWBERRIES...that's where I caught them. The Stewards have a key.....I found them out....They're all disloyal...all of them, they make fun of me behind my back, but I caught them with the strawberries...
Oh, wait, well...What was the question? I'm sorry....
*dialtone*
Cut. Print.
Ms. P,
How sweet of you to ask my if this dialogue was "a real transcript" since "Snoopy" thought so...
Just so everyone is clear, that is called "satire"...I guess the dialogue was too real and hit too close to home, since "Snoopy" recognized it so readily and thought it real.
I really thought the "Caine Mutiny Court Martial" quote was clearly satire. Well, I guess "Justin Edwards" isn't as involved in the "movie business" as it claims itself to be, I mean, everyone who cares about Film has seen "Caine Mutiny", that Humphrey Bogart scene is one of the greatest moments of film history...
Well, guess it shows how ignorant Oma Hamou, oh I mean "Justin" really is...
"Sandman" (who is Oma, of course) has posted something he says "someone" (and who could that have been?) posted on yet another site dedicated to this morass of insanity. It is a fairly plaintive "what happened?", given that Oma was so close, so close to achieving her life dreams.
Um . . .she committed fraud and got caught? The ramshackle edifice of deceit that she had erected to cover her actions in Russia collapsed in a welter of recrimination that made it impossible for her to dupe people there any longer? She lost a court case, refused to pay damages, and added that to a growing list of creditors and people stiffed as the result of either working for her or on projects she initiated?
Do you mean "what happened?" other than that?
It's like the Menendez brother seeking the sympathy of the court because they are orphans.
Rebecca
Well, I for one certainly felt sorry for them, dear.
They seemed like such nice boys, and so handsome, too. I simply cannot imagine the horrors to which they must have been subjected in those jailhouse showers, and I have tried dear. I have.
I actually knew the Menendez boys, albeit slightly. My niece played on the Tennis team with Eric, and they lived just two blocks from my parents...
How fasacinating, dear. I always wondered what team those boys played for.
Miss P, can you recommend some sandwiches to spice up our diet? We seem to be eating the same ole' same ole. And we're going gluten free so any help would be apprecitated.
Thanks!
Oh, dear. All these newfangled fad diets just confuse me no end. Gluten makes bread all puffy and airy, I do believe, and I just cannot imagine a proper watercress sandwich without nice puffy, airy bread. The watercress is already flat enough it would seem to me, dear.
I do hope that helps.
Well Trader Joe's has some non-gluten bread and we've to lots of recipes for non-gluten bread in a bread maker which I must procure, but how does one put together a watercress sandwich?
I recalled that Tina V had a September courtdate. Did some checking, the date was Sept. 17, and guess what? She was RELEASED!
Maybe this is part of the current paranoia by "Team Hamou"?
Oooo, I'm so glad you asked about the watercress sandwiches, my dear. There are simply endless ways to make watercress the center of an elegant social event.
Here's my favorite recipe, from England where they really do know how to make watercress sing:
1 cup whipped cream cheese
1/2 bunch chives
1/2 English cucumber
1/2 bunch watercress
Mince chives and mix with cream cheese. Divide and spread evenly on one side of each slice of bread. Slice cucumber into paper thin slices.
Divide among half of the cheese layered slices of bread and lay out in single layer.
Wash water cress, pat dry and cut into two inch pieces.
Divide watercress and layer on the cucumber slice lined bread. Top with remaining slices of cheese lined bread. With a sharp serrated knife trim crusts off each sandwich. Cut in half diagonally.
Do enjoy, dear. My mouth is simply watering just from writing this down again. (I say "again", because I am accosted by almost everyone at the party whenever I whip out this particular treat.)
Oh, Mr. Moshein. Do you think Miss Vanveen will be at tomorrow's proceedings? How exciting that would be.
But I do find it odd that she has been released so soon, since Ms. Hamou/McConnell/Murphy assured us she was an unrecalcitrant felon who was a very nasty piece of business.
I do hope Ms. H/M/M has managed to change the batteries in her security alarm recently. Miss Vanveen might be in one very bad mood after her recent travails.
Perhaps we'll hear from the dear soon, do you think?
*scribble, scribble*
Those sound lovely Miss P!
Though, is there a way to sub the cream cheese? Mr. Russo is off dairy, except goat cheese--do they make goat cream cheese??
Mr. Russo is not much fun anymore. We've had to make brownies out of black beans. . . .
Oh my, yes, dear! There are just scads of recipes for watercress sandwiches made with goat cheese, creamed and otherwise. In fact, one would almost think that watercress sandwiches were first devised in a goat-raising region. The piquancy of that particular cheese and the slight bitterness of the watercress just set each other off to perfection. Throw in a few raisins and/or some broken up walnuts, and you have truly arrived at perfection. Perfection, I tell you.
(But you might want to have a few toothpicks discretely on hand, in case one of your guests forgets to bring her own little gold toothpick. The raisins and walnuts can create quite a little social gaffe if caught in a tooth, let me tell you.)
I wonder is Miss Vanveen likes goat cheese. I do have a feeling she will show up sooner or later at one of our little gatherings.
Oh, dear. I'm afraid Ms. Hamou/McConnell/Murphy misunderstood me. I was not inviting Miss Vanveen to one of our little social gatherings, although I do feel remiss in not having thought to do so. I was just surmising that she might show up all on her own. She seems to be such a sociable creature, after all, dears.
But I really am impressed that Ms. H/M/M's next round of legal proceedings will proceed in camera, as I think they say. It just sounds so weighty and official. Of course, these are felony charges in which the district attorney seems to have invested considerable time and numerous court appearances. I wonder if the chambers will be paneled in walnut or mahogany. So very "Perry Mason", and so befitting the proceedings involving a major film producer, script writer, actress, model, CEO, benefactress, and well-connected bon vivante.
Oh, I get goosebumps just reeling off all those titles. How very, very few resumes can lay claim to such wide-ranging accomplishments.
Good night, Oma. It's still early out there in California, but a girl needs her beauty sleep if she is going to look pretty for those courtroom artists.
And my goodness, Tina is out? Uh-oh, huh? How does she feel about you ratting her out?
And girlfriend, the proof is all over this forum. Interested folk need only go to the home page and start reading.
For your sake, I hope Brian is spending the night with his law books.
Buona notte, Mrs. Demian.
Rebecca
Good morning, Oma. It looks as though you stayed up for hours, busily copying and pasting yourself into a frenzy.
One more time: the evidence that you are a grifter is littered all over the internet. There are a raft of links from this forum alone to things like the court records of San Bernadino County as well as the previous incidents involving people like the Mortons and various others --- catering companies, makeup artists, law firms, etc., that you have rooked through the years. This would be serious issue if anyone was truly reading this nonsense other than you and those of us on this site (and Mrs. Biernat, of course), and none of us are going to change our minds, now, are we? You can portray yourself as the Lily Maid of Astolat until the cows come home, and we will continue to giggle. The rampant homophobia you are unleashing on your site is an unpleasant touch, but not totally unexpected given your cultural and socio-economic background.
You have produced no evidence, merely addled interpretations of things like the "restraining" order supposedly issued against Moshein & Atchison, or the "condemnation" of your ex-husband. They still won their court cases against you, didn't they? Rail all you want to about how the American legal system has been consistently hoodwinked in regard to you, Oma, but to any normal person it seems odd that time after time you have been held accountable by it through convictions or judgments.
Seriously, girlfriend, would it just be so difficult to get a job? Surely now that "Snoopy" (who is actually you, of course, but for the sake of argument let's propose that "he" improbably exists as the character you have created --- sorry, Real Justin, I'm making a point here) and he is in fact now a part of the film industry, as "he" claimed on your forum. Jesus, can't he just get you a job in the studio commissary or something? Or as a flack in the public relations department? Your own gifts for relentless self-promotion could finally be put to good, honest use. Ok, the "honest" part might present some problems for a girl of your talents, but it's Hollywood, so honesty is a relative term.
Now quick, eat up several pages by posting the same tired snide little remarks about how no one has "proven" anything against you (not true, ask the Texas court system for one) and publishing emails without dates and statements by your alter-egos that we are supposed to accept because you say they are true. Because that's convincing. Anyway, it's entertaining and it does fill your day, so far be it from me to tell you to knock it the hell off, lady. Just remember, though, it didn't end well for the Lily Maid of Astolat.
My doom is come upon me, she cried.
Rebecca Jordan
Rebecca,
Thanks for sending me a copy of the late night lunacy from "team hamou".
I will say one thing only, especially today. The truth, the EVIDENCE about the Batchelor matter is self evident from one thing:
THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY IS PROSECUTING OMA HAMOU AKA ALEXANDRA MCCONNELL FOR
F E L O N Y F O R G E R Y
They have been spending time, money and effort for some nine months now on this matter. THEY KEEP SHOWING UP IN COURT, ready to go forward to trial.
The tale that Oma "accidentally" issued a NSF check, and was willing to make it all better and that Mrs. Batchelor "freaked out" and called the cops etc etc
simply does NOT JIBE with the FACT that she was arrested, charged with a FELONY and the DA has been proceeding for NINE MONTHS now, and in fact TODAY is the Trial Ready Conference for the Preliminary Hearing on Thursday.
No District Attorney wastes that much time, manpower, effort and difficult to obtain budget resources on a simple "bounced check".
Hamou, you dimwit. If you had bothered to follow the links all the way through on Vanveen's court appearance, you would see it ended with her being released on her "own recognizance". Courts do not return people to custody under their own recognizance.
The weather outside in San Bernardino County is mighty fine today -- mid-70's and clear skies. How's the climate inside the courtroom?
Oma probably made an honest mistake when she thought Tina was still in jail. Even when you have a lot of experience with court records they can be kinda hard to sort out.
But Oma don't lie when it comes to her friends like when she said Tina wrote her a real nice letter from prison. Tina's staying with me now that she got out because Oma's so busy with all her lawyers on all the trials and lawsuits she's already got going and is starting up.
And Tina showed me a copy of that letter she wrote Oma. Here it is.
Dear Omy,
I'm really sorry things ended so bad between us and I'm extra sorry how bad you got scared when the police showed up at the door to arrest me. I hope you managed to get yourself unstuck from under that bed okay.
I know I turned into a real bitch those last few weeks and shouldnt of wrote to those assholes on that blog that was putting out all that stuff about you. But I was just jelous I guess about my boyfriend. Ever since I first told him you were this gorgeous size 8 model with the pertest ass any of us girls wisht we had, he just got all obsessed about you. When he started saying Make me stand at attention Your Majesty when we was having sex I guess I just lost it and I wanted to make you pay. But its' not your fault your so goddammed beautiful and hot. Your this really really nice person once people can get passed your dropdead gorgeous body and face and stuff.
I know your cats and Jim Sproul would be lost without you although I guess a few cats did bite the dust when you forged that check and lost the house. I hope Jim is still around though even if he's bound to stay disappointed about some things. But at least he gives you money.
I'm going to stay with Brandy when I get out, so you'll know where to find me. I haven't told my boyfriend where you live now because I don't want him to bother you. I ain't quite sure whether he wants to beat the shit out of you for what you did to me when we was mad at each other or whether he wants to do you or maybe both. But its probably best if you and him just don't get together. Something rough would happen either way.
Love
T.V.
Oh, Rebecca, dearest. I just loved your reference to the Lily Maid of Astolat. And I find it so very apt for our little digressions and dissemblances here:
"And so upon the morn early Sir Launcelot heard mass and brake his fast, and so took his leave of the queen and departed. And then he rode so much until he came to Astolat, that is Guildford . . . ."
It just reminds me so very much of Ms. Hamou, that is McConnell, that is Murphy.
And Oma, that is Justin.
And Justin, that is Snoopy.
And Snoopy, that is Handmaiden.
Why, we're already back to maidens -- and with hardly even trying.
But then Sir Thomas Malory goes on:
". . . and there is happed him in the eventide he came to an old baron's place."
Why, see, dears. Even that charming Mr. Sproul gets into the action -- if not actually getting any action.
I just love literature and how it illuminates our own paths to truth, don't you, dears?
Penelope,
So glad you liked the Lily Maid of Astolat reference --- it is one of my favorite poems. When I was a girl back before the Flood, we had to memorize scads of poetry, and that one has stayed with me. And your connection of it to Hamou's various identities? Well, I think the word "genius" is not entirely inappropriate.
Such a long day; the shuttle to D.C. in the morning and then back to New York tonight. I had no time to check the madness until just now, when I discovered that she has let the "Justin" personality out of the cage for the afternoon. She's making some thoroughly unpleasant remarks about the Gays, as Kathy Griffin calls them. But it's alright, because some of her best friends are, in fact, gay. I suppose it helps to be Russian Orthodox now, Omster. You can wrap your bigotry in the flag of Jebus.
On the other hand, if Rob and Bob are somehow representative of the worst excesses of gay life (sweetheart, some time when you come to New York give me a call and we can hit the West Village), how exactly would you describe a gal who lets old men keep her, becomes the tenth wife of a guy, has an out-of-wedlock child and posts pictures of her ass and tits all over the internet? The poster child for Heterosexual Awareness Week?
La Dolce Vita Hamou!
Rebecca
Well, well. Still no settlement of Hamou's felony forgery charge. It looks like her attorney has made some sort of counterproposal to what the DA was offering.
This is clearly something more than just an innocent checkbook accounting error that only requires Hamou to make good on the bad check -- something she has claimed she has been trying to do for months.
The DA is surely aware that Mrs. Batchelor, the real victim here, is out thousands of dollars while this case drags on. If it were just a matter of accepting good payment from Hamou to clear this matter up, it would have been done months and months ago without all these endless court appearances that tie up everybody's time.
Either she doesn't have the money to make good on the forged check, or the DA is imposing some other terms on the settlement that Hamou is trying to squirm out from under. Maybe plead guilty to some lesser offense? Maybe agree to perpetrate no more scams on penalty of instant incarceration? Maybe not to use the internet in pursuit of her scams? (That condition would certainly be a showstopper for her.)
So let's see what December brings. Other than Christmas.
You just gotta love Hamou's moxie, even though her skills with English are on the weak side.
She posted, "Prove the D.A.'s office would have proceeded with this matter."
Well, dumbo, they have proceeded with this matter.
That's why Deputy DA David Foy was in court on 12/09/2008 calling your case; why Deputy DA Robin Hass was in court on 12/16/2008 and again on 01/21/2009 calling your case; why Deputy DA Tim Haskell was in court on 2/24/2009 calling your case; why Deputy DA Carrie Halgrimson was in court on 2/26/2009 calling your case; why Deputy DA Cecilia Joo was in court on 4/28/2009 calling your case; why Deputy DA James Hill was in court on 5/11/2009 calling your case; why Deputy DA Bryan Stodghill was in court on 5/13/2009 calling your case; why Deputy DA Jason Wilkenson was in court on 6/09/2009 calling your case; why Deputy DA Cecilia Joo was in court on 6/11/2009 calling your case; why Deputy DA Bryan Stodghill was in court on 7/14/2009 calling your case; why Deputy DA Colleen Goggin was in court on 7/28/2009 calling your case; why Deputy DA Bryan Stodghill was in court on 9/08/2009 and again yesterday calling your case.
Did you honestly think they just wanted another chance to drool over your gorgeous face and pert hot ass?
And as for proving that thousands of dollars are involved in the fraud perpetrated against Mrs. Batchelor, you have apparently forgotten that there is a website for civil court records, which shows the amount of her lawsuit against you. But having been sued more than a dozen times by your victims, I suppose you might have forgotten about this one.
Bimbo baggage.
Oma, sweetheat, if you are reading this and I know that you are, I'm straight. Seriously. No sexual tension here, dear. Please. My life is stressful enough without the idea of lesbian yearnings directed my way from you.
Besides, dear, you're a little on the plus size for me. Not that you couldn't make some nice woman perfectly happy, I'm sure. Of course, knowing you, it will be some nice rich woman.
If you were thinking that everyone's references to your "pert ass" represented suppressed desire for it, not really. We were quoting from "Mike Newson" (actually you, of course) paying tribute to your buttocks over on your own site. I was impressed by the fact that your butt can express emotion. And now that there is so much more of it (the butt, not the emotion), I can only wonder what it is saying now.
But I don't wonder very hard. Really. No sexual tension here.
Sheesh. That was close.
Rebecca
Oh Rebecca,
Haven't you learned by now that always always always "IT'S ALL ABOUT OMA"...
Of course she (pretending to be "they) will assume people will ALWAYS be sexually attracted to Oma, even straight women and homosexual men!!
She still perceives herself as that sexy nubile young vixen, that got knocked up by one guy named Ashkenazy, and "swept off her feet" by Marcus Demian, and that Jewish Iranian Doctor Eli Hamou... (Mitz no doubt PLOTZ that Oma snagged a doctor and let him go...) Why else does she continue to post and repost ad nauseum those now ancient and doctored photos of herself?? Not to mention the "conveniently" faceless uber sexy/slimy shots she purports to be her....rocks and horses and handcuffs, oh my.
She is free ONLY due to posting $25,000 bail, is STILL charged with Felony Forgery some full ten months now, but INSISTS TO HIGH HEAVEN that the San Bernardino police erred in arresting her, the Judge was mistaken in initially demanding ONE MILLION DOLLARS bail, and despite showing up in Court like a dozen times and spending HOURS and HOURS of their time and resources, the San Bernardino DA really doesn't believe she committed a crime...It's all just a silly mistake. Like the three previous FELONY convictions....like three ARRESTS as a Felony Fugitive From Justice....like writing checks on closed account to folks in Irvine...like all the lawyers who did work for her but never got paid...
You know....just a minor mistake. Really. She's SOMEBODY, she's SUCCESSFUL...she's IMPORTANT DAMMIT....
Actually, as of tonight, she is a naked angel. I know you said you didn't want to check her forum, Rob, but THIS picture is worth it. Her . . .um . . . pertness is on full display.
Rebecca
Don't be too hard on her, Rebecca. It's simply a primitive conditioned primate response.
When a female bonobo feels her food is threatened, she flips onto her back and spreads her legs to distract the males away from the food.
This has been her M.O. for years. Of course, now she has to use old photos because the real thing will no longer turn the trick, as it were.
And why do you think she's unleashed that homophobic fusillade? Simple. Trying to distract gays' attention away from her history of fraud and grift with T&A shots doesn't work so well on them. It must be very frustrating when your only defense turns out to be a scoop of wet gunpowder.
Wow, Blake, thanks for sending me the link to the "new" Oma Hamou blog. I would never have known about it, but thanks "Team Hamou" for putting it out there! I knew nothing about it, and have no idea who put it up, quite honestly.
It seems other people who know Oma Hamou aka Alexandra McConnell have caught on to the act.
http://omahamouandhernewfriends.blogspot.com/
Her new character is "Handmaiden's" teenaged daughter "Pita" (I assume Oma was having a sandwich when she dreamed this one up, I suppose "Pita" could have been "Pumpernickel" if the cards had fallen differently). Say hello to "Pita", everybody.
This one is even less convincing as a teenager than her "mother" is as an intellectual. Stick to what you know, Oma.
I went over and took a look-see at the new blog. Not very impressive. For real laughs, nothing beats Oma's incessant tributes to her own ass over on her forum.
Now, that's comedy.
By the way, Oma, there is one thing (hardy har har) about your explanation of how the Batchelor mess went down that makes no sense, and by "one thing" I mean all of it, but anyway --- assuming that Mrs. Batchelor read this blog and it riled her up to call the police on your pert ass, exactly what was it that the police read that convinced them you were a criminal? This blog? Or was the word of a little old lady sufficient for them to take you into custody? If they did indeed read this blog, did they not bother to check the veracity of all of the evidence presented on it? Oh, they did? Well, there you go, then. They didn't? Hmm. Why did you wind up in jail?
Gosh, logic is a pesky thing, isn't it?
Quick, now. Post three pages of 'PROVE IT YOU BASTARDS!' And maybe another adorable post from "Pita". She's no Daryn Harrington, but she has potential.
Rebecca
Oma,
I'm not making fun of a child, dear. There is no child. There is only you, posting away under a variety of names. But you are right about one thing, finally! (Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.) The "public" does deserve to know the truth about you.
Anyway, thanks for sort of answering my question. There was no reason why the police should have arrested you unless there was actual evidence that you committed a crime. Contrary to the demented world view you apparently espouse on your forum, the police do not arrest people based upon unsupported allegations in blogs (which is what you think happens here, right?) or because little old ladies get rent checks that are merely late.
And the "public" knows it.
Rebecca
Make not a mockery of the children, and confuse them not with unleavened bread. For the ways of the Lord are mysterious and handmaidens that do give birth to baked goods will not escape the wrath of the Lord for these their abominations.
Yea, verily the Lord tells me so to say.
Oh, thank you so much for coming back, Reverend Billy Bob. I do so worry that we occasionally lose our moral compass as we giggle and titter our way through all the silliness that surrounds the rather comical comings and goings of Ms. Hamou/McConnell/Murphy.
Your reminder that the Lord will have his due at the end of the day is sobering, indeed, and I thank you for it.
I was appalled, for instance, at one of Ms. H/M/M's posts from yesterday. She was crowing that, even if that nice but over-worked District Attorney takes her to trial, she might still be found not guilty and not have to make any restitution to Mrs. Batchelor.
Now, from someone who has insisted time and again that she wants, intends, and surely will make good on the forged check she gave Mrs. Batchelor, I find the lingering hope that she can still stiff Mrs. Batchelor to be rather distressing.
Is poor Mrs. Batchelor to join the long list of people who have been scammed by Ms. H/M/M as she works the system and bets on the reluctance of other people to make waves but who are then left holding the bag as she moves on her to next round of misdeeds?
Oh, Reverend. Pray for her and for those of us who laugh too much at her ludicrous efforts to explain herself, forgetting that there are real victims left in her wake.
Okay. As you predicted, Rebecca, the Hamou woman has posted another barrage of gibberish about her innocence and the lack of proof of her lengthy OFFICIAL criminal and civil court records.
And as usual, the post is chock full of her outright lies. She reels off a whole list of documents she supposedly produced in court back when she sued Atchison. But she's, er, confused. These were documents her preliminary court filings said she was going to produce. When her attorney came into court for the actual trial, the larder was bare, shall we say. None of the documents she is brandishing as proof of all sorts of things was actually produced IN A COURTROOM, where their authenticity would have had to be proved.
If you're going to lie, Oma, at least try to tell one that can't be shot so full of holes without breaking a sweat.
Oh, and yeah, Oma. Tell us what happened in that courtroom? Did you win?
Well, indeed a most interesting revelation by "Snoopy". it seems that Oma no longer feels obligated to pay Mrs. Batchelor what she owes her. Snoopy now insists that "if" Oma "were to be found innocent of the Felony Forgery charge" she "won't be obligated to pay" Mrs. Batchelor.
My how things change, it seems now Oma Hamou aka Alexandra McConnell no longer feels obligated to pay that money she for oh so long was BEGGING Mrs. Batchelor to accept.
Once again, the story changes....
Let's make this simple, Hamou.
You posted about a whole raft of documents you produced in court alleging certain things about Atchison.
Why don't you post the exact, specific list of documents your attorney actually PRODUCED AT TRIAL (not those incredibly damning ones you had in your purse, left in your hotel room, forgot to take off the plane, spilled coffee on, left in the taxi, used as panty wipes, etc.)? Then tell us which of those documents actually PRODUCED AT TRIAL are the ones you are referring to in your posts today as documents you provided the court. (I notice your most recent page-long rant skipped over this little matter entirely. Why might that be?)
I'll ask Mr. Moshein to check your list against the materials your attorney gave the judge and the opposing party in court. Then we'll see where this bear shits.
Bimbo baggage.
Oh, Blake, dear. I do so admire your command of logic, your ability to cut to the chase, and your determined defense of accuracy.
However, I am a little distressed at your tone in addressing Ms. Hamou/McConnell/Murphy. I know you men never think of these things, but we women have certain difficulties with reason and clarity at a "certain time of the month", if you catch my meaning, dear.
I worry that Ms. H/M/M might be in just such a delicate little bind at the moment and unable to be as clear in the presentation of her arguments as she might like.
I understand your wanting her to be precise about whether she actually produced IN COURT the documents she claims prove all those horrid things about Mr. Atchison, but perhaps a little slack might temporarily be in order. Just for a day or two, dear.
Oh, I see, Hamou.
The documents you said in an earlier post today that you produced in court were really documents you meant to produce in court -- but they were not available for you to present to the judge because of a sudden hospitalization for a fever that threw your whole trial strategy into confusion.
So, why didn't you ask for a continuance? Why would you have proceeded to trial so unprepared? Especially with the documents that would cinch your case sitting around all together in a big old cardboard box?
Isn't it odd that every time things don't go your way in court, it is because of some screw up beyond your control. For instance, this famous settlement agreement on your current felony charge would have been a done deal two court appearances ago, except the D.A. forgot to bring it to court with him. The clumsy oaf.
Yeah.
Right.
Bimbo baggage.
Not to mention the fact that Oma NEVER said anything to Judge Triana about being sick, on medication or anything else. She has the transcript of trial why not provide the transcript to PROVE IT? She never said she couldn't proceed. Oma ASKED Judge Triana for a continuance, Judge T listened to her and DENIED the continuance. That's the facts Jack.
Oma,
Honey, please. Save your breath to blow your porridge. Far be it from me to tell you what to post, but you could save time and space if you just stop posting that the voices --- always excepting Mrs. Biernat --- are not you. Take a cue from me, girlfriend. I don't begin each post by reiterating that I am not Bob Atchison. Or Marcus Demian. The reason for that is simple; you won't believe me. I can deal with that. I suggest you try and grasp the concept that if there is one thing we all agree about on this forum, it is that you alone (and Mrs. Biernat, always excepting Mrs. Biernat) are responsible for every single post that appears on your forum. When you are not, it stands out like a sore thumb. It's how we all got to know your former roommate, Ms. Vanveen.
And yet again you duck the fact that the documents you keep posting were never produced in court, that you failed to win a continuance because you had insufficient evidence to merit one, that you have in fact achieved quite the legal track record for someone who presents herself as a normal working girl --- but my dear, if it cheers you up to have a bunch of imaginary friends, well, go on with your big-assed self and have a party.
Also, the writing for "Pita" may be the single worst stuff you have produced. It makes the character "Take a Hike" look like Anna Karenina.
Better get started on the two pages of rants that will appear on your forum in short order, Oma.
Rebecca
I know, Rebecca, I AM the exception, aren't I?? :D
Ms P.
No, once again, Oma pretending to be "Snoopy" is lying. I was IN Court when Oma made her request for a continuance, sitting right next to Bob's attorney. I was not asked to sit outside until the Trial started and the Jury was called. But I sure WAS there when Oma asked for the continuance, and it was DENIED by Judge Triana. Let her put up the transcript to prove I wasn't there.
Nope, nobody here believes that all those voices on her blog are "different people". I watched the visitor activity log on her old forum and downloaded pages of it, where "Justin" posted then logged out, then "Leslie" logs in and posts, logs out, then "Justin" logs back in to respond...etc etc...
Isn't it "Convenient" that they all claim "fear" to identify themselves, yet the posters here write under their own names. Heck some of us even have their own Facebook pages...
Jane AustEn, Oma. And my point (and I did have one) was that you are not successful when you attempt to sound smart.
Rebecca
Er, Oma. All this talk about your own lawyers refusing to take your money due to their zeal to be removed as your counsel does not really convince anyone you are a client with good prospects of succeeding in your quest.
Interesting you bring up Jane Austen, Rebecca. Did you hear that I'm about to come out with a new movie, taking off on the "Pride and Prejudice" theme much the way "Clueless" did on "Emma".
Here's the opening line of the script:
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a divorced woman in possession of a pert ass, must be in want of a new sugar daddy."
You'll enjoy.
So, Omele,
Sweetheart, bubbele, what's the deal with putting up pictures of your tuchis like that? I know that you weren't exactly raised by people who could teach you better, but honestly, darling, nice girls keep their asses inside their pants when they are out in public. And what's with the wings? I am beginning to believe all of those stories about how deprived you were as a child, getting off the bus in Hollywood with just a baby doll and (hopefully) a change of underwear, because honest to G-d, darling, your taste in clothes! Oy gewalt! They can persuade you to wear anything, from the coffin silk wedding dress (I still can't believe that one!) to the Daisy Dukes and the handcuffs!
Sweetheart, have you talked to the makeup consultant yet about the dark lip liner? Even a good friend like that nice Handmaiden and her breadstick daughter? Maybe they have better taste, since Handmaiden thinks it is defamatory to be called you and everything --- maybe she's ashamed of the way you dress!
And yes, Rebecca, I know that they are all Oma, but still, I saw that movie with Sally Field (so cute in Gidget!) where she played the girl with all the people living in her head. Remember that scene at the end when that nice Joanne Woodward got all of the different people that lived inside Sally to show up and say hello? So I'm thinking that Oma can sit down and ask all of her imaginary friends to come out and help pick her clothes! There are so many in there that one of them is bound to know how to put an outfit together!
And Penelope, I made the watercress sandwiches when we broke our fast after Yom Kippur and I have to tell you, darling, not so much. I also made a brisket, and guess which one went first?
And I always heard the expression as "Save your breath to cool your kugel!", and somehow I can't see Jane Austen keeping kosher.
But the idea of the movie sounds so exciting, Mr. Spielburg. Just remember, though, Nitzi is still hard at work on A Matter of Schizophrenia. The name keeps changing, but it's still the same script! Sound like anyone we know?
Shalom, darlings!
Mitzi
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Yeah, Rebecca, they proved they all exist....right.
Hey, I am too a big famous movie producer. You'll see when my new movie comes out. It's titled "Pert and Profligate" and all the distributors are clamoring to get their hands on it. I'm just being very choosy.
Mr. Spielburg, dear. I know you're a very big power in Hollywood and that you don't have time to deal with inconsequential matters.
However, I do feel compelled to point out that your new movie is, properly speaking, entitled "Pert and Profligate", not titled "Pert and Profligate".
I do hope that, by dint of coming to the forum, you're willing to give us a glimpse into the plot line of the movie. From the title, it sounds absolutely edge-of-the-chair, my dear.
And whoever wrote the script?
Nitzana Kedem. And it's good, very good.
Oh Mr. S!
Can I just say I could plotz! Nitzi's script is in your hands and you like it! You really like it! I feel all over Sally Field!
If you need further material --- and G-d help you if you do --- head over to her forum and take a look at the crazies. Now she is posting all sorts of documents that she says prove her innocence, when what they really do is demonstrate that this little nafkeh has been trouble from the beginning. "I'm running away from a violent marriage so I get to write bad checks!" "I am making my fancy-schmantzy movie so I get to stiff companies!" "I refuse to pay my bills because I don't like the people I woe money to!" Oy, that Hahn woman was doing pretty well to get anything at all, wasn't she? I guess her old lawyers are writing their debt off? I'll have to remember that one at the grocery store.
So since she says she never used any of those other names, can you call the heroine (and I use the word lightly, Stevele) "Oma McConnell"? Or "Alexandra Murphy"?
And can I just say, "Debbie, we like ourselves, don't we?" I mean, for someone who can't write a correct English sentence yourself, what's with all the hoo-hah over there about how none of us measure up to your high standards? You might want to take a look at the breadstick daughter's stuff, is all I'm saying. It's unbelievable how the kid writes. I mean it. Unbelievable.
I'm off to call Fritzi and Bitsy with the good news!
Thank you from all the Kedems and much love from
Mitzi
Mr. Moshein, dear. Can you give me an update on the Bill of Review?
I understand the deadline for filing is this Thursday, and as Ms. Hamou/McConnell/Murphy has asserted time and time and time and time again, she is SURELY going to file on the very last day -- just to keep the suspense up, I suppose. And with all the attorneys that have been retained, all the evidence that has been assembled, all the filings that have been drafted and proofed, I'm sure she's just as good as her word.
So here's my question, dear. What's the weather like out in Austin right now? I caught just the most wonderful sale this weekend at Nieman-Marcus, and I have oodles of outfits all ready to go. But with all the airline hassles of extra luggage these days, I'd really like to be able to narrow down my choices a bit.
Thanks ever so much, my dear. I just can't wait for the opening gavel in this blockbuster legal proceeding, and I intend to be dressed to kill.
Bye now.
Perhaps Hamou can answer a very simple question very simply. All it will take is a "yes" or "no" -- no need for pages and pages of screeches about the abuses she has suffered at the hands of multitudes of people.
Yes or no ...
Is there going to be a Bill of Review filed by October 8, 2009 against the judgment Bob Atchison won?
So, Blake, I'm thinking no, sweetheart.
And Omele, I mean "unbelievable" in the sense of "not to be believed." Does that help?
And I'm sorry to burst your "I'm the center of the universe" bubble, bubbele, but that picture isn't you, either. It's a picture of a seriously overweight, very short woman, and as you keep insisting, that isn't you. It's not me, either, though. I just liked the bracelet she's wearing, darling.
But I can understand how angry you must get at all of the pictures of you that do keep popping up on the internet, sweetheart. The one with your naked tuchis and the wings? How can you look people in the eye after that one? To say nothing of the whole spreadeagle on the rock, the spreadeagle on the horse --- I mean, Omele, stand up straight and put some clothes on, already! And tell that fresh Snoopy voice-in-your-head to stop posting those awful pictures!
Shalom, dear.
Mitzi
Oh, Penny, what kind of things did you pick up at Nieman Marcus? Myself, I was always a Filene's basement kind of girl, but oy, what I couldn't do with a Visa card and a few hours at Nieman's!
Oh, this is too good.
Hamou is driveling that she is going to file that Bill of Review, but Atchison or no one else will know about it for weeks and weeks because Atchison is so good at ducking service.
This from a woman with an outstanding warrant against her at this very moment in Los Angeles County and with a string of civil judgments against her because she failed to appear in court and other lawsuits on hold until she can be found to be served.
By claiming Atchison is as good as she is at hoofing it on the lam when the law moves in, she thinks she can buy more time on this lame bluff.
I can think of only one real person other than Hamou possibly dense enough to take this seriously.
Bimbo baggage.
Blake,
Who would that be, darling?
Mitzi
Thank you Blake, for the indirect reference. But, to burst your bubble, it really isn't any of your business unless you're Mr. Moshein or Mr. Atchison what Ms. Hamou does. It's really none of mine either.
My agenda is my own.
Shuth up. hic
Dear P.
The weather for the week is cloudy, with 30- 50% chance of rain every day, highs in the low to mid 80s and lows in the low 70s, and rather muggy.
Don't pack yet, the Bill of Review, if it magically "gets filed" by Thursday doesn't automatically mean a hearing. The Court first decides if the Bill of Review meets the legal requirements and issues an opinion.
A. It won't get filed. Nothing she has EVER said was going to be filed has EVER actually BEEN FILED.
B. In the vastly slim chance she manages to get the thing filed, it will NOT meet the proscribed legal burden and will be tossed into the trash accordingly by the Court.
Well, dear, I don't know whether to be relieved for your and Mr. Atchison's sakes or whether to be upset that I bought so many clothes in preparation, not to mention arranged a supply of nice, fresh watercress in the Austin area -- no mean feat, as watercress, somewhat astonishingly, does not seem to figure prominently in Texas cuisine.
Cashmere suits are not the easiest things to store properly, either, you know.
But these are just my petty little problems, dear. I'm really so glad there will be no Bill of Review filed or accepted by the court. And it would be so very inconvenient for Ms. Hamou/McConnell/Murphy if things proceeded more quickly than she anticipated, and she were required to make an appearance in Texas while she is still out on bail on her felony charge in California.
I understand courts look dimly on charged felons leaving the jurisdiction without permission. That seems to be the case in so many of those western states, doesn't it, dear?
"Snoopy", darling, seriously --- the police and courts in Texas did beleive Bob. Sweetheart, that's why you lost the case.
Oh, sweetie. I certainly hope when you have your day in court that you are a little more restrained in the way that you express yourself. Over here we would put someone with a mouth like yours in a glass booth.
But anyway . . .darling, really. You couldn't prove all of this at the time when anyone cared? And so now you are going to drag all of this silly nonsense into the courtroom, and the judge is just going to tell you to pay your debts. At least he might say that after he gets to talk to you. Because I could be wrong, but I would bet a lot that Robbele is indeed going to get you arrested, and also make sure that everyone to whom you owe money attaches everything you own to within an inch of its' life. Including the fee your lawyer is hoping to collect.
But you go right ahead and plan for your trip to Austin, Omele, because, darling, where are we without our dreams?
I say it because I care, sweetheart.
Mitzi
Oh, Mitzi, dear. You are just the sweetest thing. So caring. So concerned that others do right. I do wish the people in my church circle meetings could see you people more that way.
Mitz, and P:
I do not for one instant believe anything written on the "Team Hamou" psycho forum. That is why I stopped reading it. There will not BE any civil or criminal complaints or trials. The Bill of Review will never make it. Now you've all told me that she, meaning "they", all scream "PROVE IT"...so here is the proof WHY nothing will happen. HERE is the five year track record of these exact self same self serving toothless threats.They sound ever so familiar don't they?:
How many times over how many years does "Chicken(sh**) Little" cry the sky is falling before people stop caring??
November 11, 2004 "Justin Edwards" wrote: We won't know when until probably next week when to upload the timeline presentation, as the law enforcement are investigating stalking, harassment, fraud, forgery, tampering with evidence and some other things that are holding things up. So we need to wait until the law enforcement people say we can. ... We don't want to taint the criminal investigation."
August 2006 her cronies were writing in full headlines "Oma Hamou wants Bob Atchison to go to Jail...I can tell you this, that Oma Hamou works night and day towards getting Bob Atchison put in jail. She wants him to go to jail. " and still August 2006, under her own name "with respect to Bob Atchison I want the court to order him to be put in jail for the crimes that he has perpetrated on the court (perjury & fraud) and on me" and here is something she herself wrote, under her own name:
November 26, 2007 "you were put on notice of my intent to file criminal charges against Bob Atchison, Rob Moshein and Pallasart Web Venture, Inc. ... the fact that you have been put on notice of the pending litigation."
This is her stated objective. Judge her statements accordingly in that light.
Again, on her own website on Sunday, February 24, 2008:
I hate him. I am not sorry to admit this. The man is a criminal and a complete fraud. I want him to go to jail. and on March 17, 2008:
I will not rest until Bob Atchison, Pallasart and Rob Moshein are held accountable for the crimes they've perpetrated against me. Despite what Rob Moshein published on the web about this matter, prosecutors have assured me a verdict based on 'amongst other things' fraud can be overturned and the person perpetrating the fraud can go to to jail and/or be convicted of having committed the crime.
For five full years, yet no "prosecutions", no "litigations", no "investigations", but yet she still makes the claims regularly. But, she claims she is not "obsessed".
Notice that on July 13 2006:This afternoon (she) sent several letters out by email and by regular mail to several people as a preliminary and necessary step of the pending litigation...The police believe in the criminal complaint that (she)'s filed against Bob and Pallasart and everyone says that she's got a great civil case against them....I do plan to file a civil lawsuit against you and Pallasart in the near future and have been cooperating with law enforcement in my criminal complaint against your company and yourself.. on August 30, 2006: at least one District Attorney / Attorney General was significantly shocked/concerned by the total effort documented in the 200 plus pages of documents submitted by (her) to various law enforcement agencies, and that were verified by their officers/agents and turned over to them that they are willing to prosecute. we know that this is going to go to court --- as that is what Oma Hamou is devoted to right now. I can tell you this, that Oma Hamou works night and day towards getting Bob Atchison put in jail. She wants him to go to jail. ... well we all (Oma’s friends and former employees of Enigma and such) have absolute confidence in the lead lawyer. We’ve been patiently waiting to file the next round of briefs until the attorneys get all the transcripts in, which I’m told will be sometime next week, with any luck. I know that we have been expecting this to happen for some time, but the court reporter has been awfully busy with other trials that put our request on the back burner. Tell you what, when the brief gets filed (3 briefs) we will publish on this forum their links so people can read and judge for themselves.
Sorry, had to put that up in two posts, it was too long for one.
Oh, dear. The poor, deluded woman. This is just so, so sad, my pets. The frustration must be simply awful. Why, when one thinks about it, it seems almost enough to unhinge someone.
Oh.
Dear.
"Unhinge" is putting it mildly, Penelope.
I do occasionally wonder about her world view, which seems to revolve around herself to an extent that is a little frightening. "All Russia will know what you said about Father Markell . . ." Really? The "public" is being misled by this forum. Really?
Does she truly think that the audience for her shenanigans is that large? That the interest is that high?
And yet she goes on for month after month (and from what I have read, year after year), splattering this nonsense all over the internet. She claims that no one here has produced "proof" of anything (newsflash, girlfriend: multiple judgments against you and your company, the refusal to settle your debts with lawyers, and above all, the verdict against you after a legitimate court hearing in the Atchison matter --- all of these things are the proof. Touche, munki! As she so frequently write.) To "prove" these things, all Moshein has to do is list them, as he has done above. Meanwhile, over on Planet H, she has demonstrated nothing. She simply makes these unsupported statements that are contradicted by the published records, and she dances around the simplest questions, frenetically throwing up all sorts of distractions to avoid them. I am told that this is the way she handled herself in the courtroom when she bothered to show up. That's a pretty damning series of statements that Moshein has published above. I can't imagine that anyone who was ever interested in her side of things isstill following it after four years of whining and posted promises to "do" something about it.
Wouldn't it simply make more sense to get on with her life, such as it is? If she doesn't want to be evicted, pay the little old ladies from whom she rents on time with a real check. Get a job. Stop dwelling on the imagined hurts of her past and move on with it.
Will she do that? No, of course not. She has pickled yourself in this nonsense, and I think it is probably too late for her to do so. Sad, really.
Mitzi, did you ever go to the Filene's Annex that was on Union Square until several months ago? Great stuff.
Rebecca
Silly me. I once again find myself somewhat confused by the goings on over at Ms. Hamou/McConnell/Murphy's sweet little internet forum.
After vociferously protesting that there is no bench warrant outstanding for her in Los Angeles County, she just yesterday posted that she was going to have it quashed before traveling to Texas for her massive legal assault against Messrs. Atchison and Moshein.
Could one of you dears please explain to me how one applies to have a warrant quashed that does not exist in the first place?
I would ask Ms. H/M/M herself but, honestly, dears, the lady just seems too discombobulated to answer simple questions coherently. Perhaps the stress of having her criminal histories in Utah, Montana, and Wyoming expunged; the warrant for her arrest in Los Angeles quashed; her felony charge dismissed; her bail money returned; the collection agencies put off her scent; and her multi-front legal tour de force unleashed in Austin has just exacted too much of a toll on her energies.
It's understandable, my dears. How very hard it must be to handle all this and keep a dewey complexion, a trim figure, and a fresh smile ready for the cameras.
Dear P.
Thanks for sending me the quote from "Snoopy" Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:09 pm:
When Oma travels to Austin, Texas she will have the DA's blessing to do so from San Bernadino if that case hasn't been resolved by that time. As for that bench warrant Rob claims belongs to Oma well that will be quashed by the time Oma travels to Austin
and then "Handmaiden" this morning...
After reading back over the past several posts, I did not see anyone claiming that they were going to quash a warrant. I did see posts stating that there is no warrant, but that is all. Seriously though, any claims of their being a warrant out on Oma, even a bench warrant, are absolutely ludicrous
Like Judge Judy says, when you tell the truth, you don't need a good memory. When you make stuff up, you have to remember all the stuff you made up...
Guess Oma can't keep her rants straight in her head, or "Handmaiden" isn't nearly as astute as it claims to be...either way, res ipsa loquitor
I swear that durn sister of mine is like nothing I ever seen. She done gone and posted on her internet place that she ain't never used the name Oma McConnell. Well if that didn't just make Mama throw a hissy fit. When Oma was born on August 1, 1963 her West Virginia birth certificate said Oma Louise McConnell was her name clear as day.
She may think she's this fancy pants Alexandra Murphy named for some empress and living in this palace like condo with all that furniture with real cloth on it. But us family knows damn well the name she was born with cause we give it to her.
I unnderstand why she might need to change her name a lot now and then but going and saying she ain't never been Oma McConnell is a plain insult to our family. Ain't nothing we EVER done that ought to embarrass her more than the shit she done herself.
Darling Omer,
I did wonder when she said she had never used the name "Oma McConnell". I just figured that even as a child she knew she was meant for bigger and better things, the little pisher, and maybe she was calling herself by other names. I suppose Mr. Spielburg will have to find another name for the main character in Pert and Profligate. Nitzi emailed me the first forty pages, and can I just say one word? One? BOFFO. The scene where You-Know-Who escapes from Michigan at the tender age of 18 and fights her way across country on a Trailways bus to Hollywood, dressed only in rags and sucking her thumb? Okay, Nabokov already wrote this one, but still --- I think the world is ready for Lolita 2!
Rebecca, I LOVED Filene's Annex. Whenever we were home for a visit I would run over there and stock up. Of course I'm always a little overdressed for the kibbutz, but I figure it dresses up the desert a little bit to wear Donna Karan while picking the crops.
Much love, darlings.
Mitzi
Poor, dear Ms. Hamou/McConnell/Murphy. As if traveling were not difficult enough these days.
All we ladies have enough bother with tickets, luggage tags, our cosmetics cases, having the right accessories accessible, and change for nice, big 15% tips.
But to have also to worry about that list of juridictions to avoid because there might be a warrant one accidentally overlooked and to have to obtain the permission of the court to travel must be just too, too much of an imposition.
The poor dear.
Are you really from Virginia Omer? Do you play the banjo and have rabbit features and red eyes and blonde, blonde hair? Did you see Ned Beatty canoeing around you lately??
Oh, Ms. Hamou/McConnell/Murphy. Do please, please check on your friend Snoopy -- and quickly, dear. He seems to be in a simply frightful state.
Here's some advice on how to deal with a heart attack in a dog. I so hope it helps:
"The common symptoms of a dog heart attack are: difficulties in breathing, pain in the center of the chest, which sometimes stretches out to the neck and arms and, occasionally, to the superior part of the abdomen (noticed in the dog by the attitudes and positions that he adopts). The animal can sweat and go unconscious. You must urgently call the vet. Meanwhile, help the animal to get into a more comfortable position (instinctively he will cooperate). Remove the leash. Don't try to raise or transfer the animal. Don't get him any liquid to drink. If he is uneasy try to calm him down. Meanwhile, try to rehearse the procedures of the cardiopulmonary resuscitation in case the animal loses his pulse and stops breathing. Don't try mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on an animal that is breathing naturally. If the animal isn't breathing and you feel that the heart has stopped beating, then you must proceed to do the artificial respiration. If he has problems to breathe, raise the thorax and head high enough in order to make the breathing easier. If the dog doesn't present any breathing problems, keep him on his side. Do not let him move or stand up. Try to keep him warm, but don't apply excessive heat. Get veterinarian assistance immediately."
I do so hope the mouth-to-mouth resuscitation does not become necessary, my dear.
Oh, by the way, Ms. H/M/M dear. I do hope Snoopy's incapacitation does not cause you to miss the filing deadline day after tomorrow for the momentous Bill of Review in Texas. I assume your legal team can handle things if you happen to be tied up at the vet?
And I mean that in a strictly medical sense, my dear.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes. . .
Hokity smokity Amerikanski friendskis! Sorry I am that posting more I have not been, but all Russia is talking about what Bob said about Father Markell, and there has been no time!
Putin has declared state of emergency! Newscasts are filled with images of weeping crowds holding aloft pictures of Father Markell! And pictures of Bob, the Hero of Pushkin Village! People are talking everywhere!
For why is this woman not sent to Siberia? Things are much more simply in the Motherland!
Sasha
Sasha, where do you live in the Motherland? Mr. Russo and I were going to take a cruise to St. Petersburg but with the economy, we had to put it on hold. Would love to come visit, though your Motherland Visa's are the equilent of highway robbery. . .
I got a call from HIH Grand Duchess Bubbalova's descendants late yesterday. Their phones have been ringing off the hooks about all the turmoil in Russia lately. The Russians are none too happy about being deprived of the influx of vast sums of money and prestige that was going to flow from Ms. Hamoo's various film, restoration, and charitable projects.
Since this blog has been host to the disclosure of so much information regarding the storied history of GD Bubba, I was asked to try to prevail upon the frequent posters here to cut Ms. Hamoo some slack. The constant pointing out of the absurd logic that flows through her posts, the frequent denials by her of things she herself posted shortly before, the claims of grandiose legal maneuvers that are always imminent but never unleashed has not really helped take the pot off the boil in Russia, where her support runs deep in the general population and high up into the highest strata of Church and politics.
There are even rumors about private meetings between Putin and Medvedev regarding trying to tamp down the popular uproar over Ms. Hamoo's treatment on this blog.
I'm afraid if anyone with the least association with Mr. Atchison or Mr. Moshein attempts to travel to Russia, they might not make it back. (Of course, this only means they will probably get lost without a good map. Da.)
Please, everyone. Let's help get the lid back on this kettle, because this is one stew you don't want to have boil over.
My profuse apologies for misspelling Ms. Hamou's name in the above post. Sometimes when I get in a hurry, I just go with the mental image without checking spelling too closely. I want to thank Hardmaiden, er, Handmade, er ... oh, what the hell.
So darling, not for anything, but you post under the name "Handmaiden" and you're making fun of that mensch Mr. McGrope's name? Pretty strong stuff for a "Debbie".
And I'm sorry you can't find anything on the wire services about it, Omele, because I have to tell you, it's very big over here. I'm talking huge, darling. There was an emergency meeting of the Knesset tonight to address the mounting tension with Putin. That little shark eyes Netanyahu (sorry, I'm not a fan) says that Putin has been so distracted what with all the commotion within Russia between the rival parties of Hamou and Atchison that he can't concentrate at all on poisoning journalists or the kind of routine anti-Semitism that makes a Russian proud to be a Russian. Am I right or am I right, Sasha? Anyway, while this Atchison/Hamou mess is going on, our Prime Minister thinks it is a perfect time for those Iranian schmendricks to launch a nuclear bomb our way. See what you've done, Omele? Do you want the destruction of my plucky little country on your hands? Is this the kind of example you want to set for the bread sticks?
I post because I care, darling.
Mitzi
Well Mitzi, you must admit that it's a highly unusual name. In fact, I just did an on-line search of the name Seamus McGrope and it only comes up on this blog. So I wouldn't blame handmaiden for being skeptical.
Dear God, it never ends. Now the various voices are back to posting page after page of documentation that either proves nothing or the exact opposite of whatever point she is trying to make.
And would anyone else like to have been a fly on the wall during the supposed conversation with the San Bernadino authorities and her bail bondsman? "Why, sure, Ms. Murphy-McConnell-Hamou or whatever the hell you are calling yourself these days, I know we're prosecuting you for fraud and all, but you run right along to another jurisdiction so you can fight the judgment leveled against you the last time you wound up in court for refusal to pay your bills. You do that, little lady. We'll just wait."
Seriously, Oma, ask Mr. Watson to explain to you in as simple terms as possible exactly which side the D.A. is on in the Batchelor case. I know you'd like people to believe that you two are chortling together over this supposed "mishap", girlfriend, but I just don't think that's how the prosecution rolls. Even if you are in the weird area known as San Bernadino County, where cats are killed at the drop of a hat, and the police follow the directives of elderly women who get their information from the internet.
As I understand it from the folks at Pushkin (you'd be amazed how cordial and chatty Russians become when you give them five grand, by the way), Sautov was irritated with Bob because he associated you with Bob, and contrary to the whole Oma and Boris BFF routine you have going, you were Satan's Handmaid. They still remember you at the restoration, and not fondly.
So are you leavin' on that midnight train/plane for Austin? Is there a sweatshop filled with cheap lawyers somewhere putting the final touches on your Bill of Review? Will you appear in the midst of the Austin airport and fling it to the ground with a triumphant "A HA!"
Or will you just be spending Thursday with the poor cats, sitting in front of the computer and scarfing down the Pringles?
Rebecca
Oh, drat.
I do my best to keep informed of both sides of this fascinating back-and-forth between Mr. Moshein and Ms. Hamou/McConnell/Murphy, but sometimes it just gets so hard -- nay, even tedious -- dears.
Ms. H/M/M has posted another veritable slew of things that have already been posted over and over and over on her forums. Now, dears, there was a time when I would have sat up and taken notice of something as weighty-sounding as an Affadavit. But as I have learned more about legal proceedings through following this blog, I now understand that an affadavit is nothing but the assertion of one party in a dispute. Basically, dears, its veracity comes down to the credibility of the affiant.
Sadly, given Ms. H/M/M's lengthy conviction history, her numerous adverse civil judgments, and her recent arrest for felony fraud, I'm just afraid her credibility is worth, dare I say it, squat.
As much as I feel Ms. H/M/M's pain at her ever-recurring scrapes with the law, I do wish she could realize that for a multiple-convicted felon to attempt to convince anyone of her position by posting an affadavit from a lawsuit she actually lost is just pitiful. I know it's a strong word, dears, but I really don't know another one that better suits this situation. Pitiful.
I can't really comment on what else she posted last evening, my pets. There was just too much of it to wade through. And what little I did scan was, well, same old same old, as they say.
I am a rich dowager with exquisite taste. The business world bows at my feet. I have contacts in the highest places. I am a rich dowager with exquisite taste. The business world bows at my feet. I have contacts in the highest places. I am a rich dowager with exquisite taste. The business world bows at my feet. I have contacts in the highest places. I am a rich dowager with exquisite taste. The business world bows at my feet. I have contacts in the highest places. I am a rich dowager with exquisite taste. The business world bows at my feet. I have contacts in the highest places.
She is a major film actress and highly-paid model. Her movie projects have invigorated major economies. Russia's historic monuments have been given a new lease on life by her charitable activities. She is a CEO who drives classic cars. She is a major film actress and highly-paid model. Her movie projects have invigorated major economies. Russia's historic monuments have been given a new lease on life by her charitable activities. She is a CEO who drives classic cars. She is a major film actress and highly-paid model. Her movie projects have invigorated major economies. Russia's historic monuments have been given a new lease on life by her charitable activities. She is a CEO who drives classic cars. She is a major film actress and highly-paid model. Her movie projects have invigorated major economies. Russia's historic monuments have been given a new lease on life by her charitable activities. She is a CEO who drives classic cars. She is a major film actress and highly-paid model. Her movie projects have invigorated major economies. Russia's historic monuments have been given a new lease on life by her charitable activities. She is a CEO who drives classic cars.
There, now. I've made each of our cases in the most persuasive way possible. Are you all convinced?
Good grief, Penelope. That must have winded you.
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