Sunday, December 20, 2009

Why is this blog necessary?

I have been asked to make a more concise version, as some previous posts are too long. So here goes.

When one uses a search engine online using my name, and my trade name, The Austin Wine Guy, one finds scurrilous, defamatory and simply out right lies on the Internet results.

As law enforcement seems unable to assist me, and the person behind this campaign to defame me and interfere with my business and profession is what they call "judgment proof" meaning she has no money, I must place this blog here.

I would NOT even have written here, had this person not continually written her own false and defamatory statements herself and aided and abetted other personae writing "on her behalf" for the last three years. If she doesn't want me to say anything about her, she ought not have been continually blogging and writing about me much less aiding and encouraging others to do so as well.

The woman behind all of this goes by many names: Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy, are the usual ones, but there are others.

This woman, Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy and her other aliases have a twenty year track record of FELONY CONVICTIONS, multiple arrests, failure to abide by the requirements of her probation for her felony convictions which lead to more arrests, many many civil judgments against her for hundreds of thousands of dollars, a history of writing bad checks, and currently she was arrested late in 2008 in San Bernardino California on a Felony Charge of Forgery of a Financial Instrument (she seems to have forged a large check) and is currently out of custody on bail and faces the Preliminary Hearing phase of her Criminal Trial proceedings in December, 2009.
Someone else has recently posted a precis of the criminal and debt history of this woman. You can go here to read the specific details for yourself:
http://www.omahamoureality.blogspot.com




She is nearly psychotic in this compulsion because I stumbled onto the actual facts of her past, and present, which do not coincide with the personae she wants to project to others.

This woman, Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy et al, has for YEARS now, threatened me with civil and criminal actions. For years now, NOTHING has happened except more ongoing threats online.

I am called a "criminal stalker". First, being called a criminal is Libel per se in Texas, since I have never been convicted of ANYTHING worse than one speeding ticket. As for a stalker, well, I have no clue where this woman is, where she lives, and frankly I don't WANT to know, nor can I care less. In the words of one of her attorney's, Dave. S. "the faster that woman is in my rearview mirror the happier I'll be" (yeah I have the email he said that to me in.). I WISH NO CONTACT WITH OR FROM THIS PERSON.

I do NOT wish this person ill, or harm. Frankly, I do not care about her. The less I hear about her, the better. That said, no one should ever be subjected to harm or danger. I DO NOT WISH THIS PERSON HARM, nor have I advocated, wished, nor advised anyone to harm her. Such allegations are baseless, wrong and defamatory. I just want he to leave me and my partner ALONE and stop the thousands of pages of defamatory lies she puts up and allows "friends" to post on her website in order to cause me harm.

This woman, Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy has demonstrated she has no credibility. You can read below in previous posts where she has outright lied, most notably when she filed a report about her business with Dunn and Bradstreet that was investigated by them and shown to be completely fraudulent.

Ask yourself if the following make any, rational or reasonable common sense:
This woman claims to be an actress and model, but for a decade steadfastly REFUSES to provide one single shred of evidence to support the allegation, not even a credit, reference or magazine issue. She says only "I was and I don't have to prove it. YOU have to prove I wasn't". Does that make sense?

This woman claims that her three felony convictions were not Her fault, but rather someone else's fault. Does THAT make sense?

This woman claims that her current Felony Forgery Charges in San Bernardino are "just a big mistake" and "law enforcement and the DA" are on "her side" and "believe her", yet they are STILL pressing charges and scheduling hearings. Does THAT make sense??

This woman has claimed for six years non stop that I am being investigated by law enforcement and the FBI. Yet, NOTHING ever happened, I have never been contacted by law enforcement for any reason in those six years other than one speeding ticket. Does it make any sense to you that law enforcement is doing ANYTHING for six years now?

Buddha said Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

Look at all the blathering posts she has put up on the internet, and ask yourself, do these things agree with YOUR reason and your own common sense? The answer is obvious.

As you can see, this woman and/or her cronies now LIE, falsify documents and use years old private letters to attempt to defame and disparage me, and Bob Atchison

Many people whom have come into contact with her call her a con artist and scam artist. She hangs out with convicted felons, even inviting these career criminals to live in her house with her.

You can verify all the arrests, judgments etc for yourself with simple online searches.

If you have a judgment against Oma Hamou, Alexandra McConnell or her alias names and you want to collect, or serve her with a Debtor Exam, OR if you want to SERVE her with a suit, she is represented by a lawyer, Brian Watson of Victorville California. Service on him is valid as if you served her herself, as he represents her. Google his address and serve her there...

You are free to email me with your questions, and if you yourself have been a VICTIM of this woman Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy, I encourage you to contact me.

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RobMoshein said...

Start new comments here please.

Mitzi said...

Omele, darling, if you want to call us "cronies", then I think we should refer to all of your "supporters" as "figments".

Darling, you're missing the point. The courts have not agreed with you, darling, they ruled that you owe Mr. Atchison several thousand dollars. They did not agree with you about your husband, they returned custody of the children you took to him. There was no career, darling, not as a model or an actress, which is no shame, sweetheart, honestly, unless you did a little resume padding. Which apparently you did, and you got caught. It happens.

Oy, while I get the whole "but Martha Stewart was a crook, why don't people get mad at her" approach, but you forget, Omele, Martha was convicted, and there are a lot of people who do hold it against her. But then Martha doesn't run websites dedicated to the destruction of the district attorney who brought her down, and let's face it, darling, you've been yapping about Bob Atchison for years all over the internet. I've seen it, bubbele, thanks to Rob's forwarding all sorts of things to us.

None of this has anything to do with Nicholas II, either. Do you honestly think that Rob Moshein and Bob Atchison need a dead tsar to get their motors running when your name comes up? You owe Atchison a lot of money, darling, and not only are you not paying --- as the court ordered you to do, sweetheart --- you are putting yourself all over the internet calling them crooks and making the smart mouth cracks about them. That's why they might not be in such a good mood about you, Oma, not Nicholas II.

I know there will now be a lot of posting by the figments about how Oma hasn't posted for months, etc. Darling, please, we're all adults here. I have no idea if you put that up so that your lawyer doesn't clobber you for putting all of this nonsense all over the internet, but sweetheart, we all know it's you.

At least everyone has stopped talking about their privates.

Mitzi

RobMoshein said...

Good points Mitz.

Actually, the amount Oma Hamou owes NOW, with the post judgment interest accruing, is over $20,000! I do hope she does sue, so Bob can serve her with a debtor's exam, which is STILL his legal right whether Oma likes it or not.

and what happens when she files yet again more "criminal charges" and the police STILL don't do anything? I mean, she's said for years she's filed all those charges, and if the police are serious, they don't NEED the victim to "press charges" they do so on their own accord. You know, like a murder, where the person who ought to press charges is DEAD.

RobMoshein said...

Mitz,

Thanks for sending me that last admission from "team hamou" via the psycho foul mouthed 'snoopy' yet again..

SO Oma Hamou is NOT going to sue. Despite the many assertions that she had teams of lawyers working on the law suit, she had a "FREE" lawyer who didn't care about the money, and the hundreds of times they posted Oma Hamou is suing us.

SOOO That was all a lie, again.

What do we know now thanks to 'snoopy"?

Despite the hundreds of times insisting Oma Hamou had already filed complaints and pressed charges, that was all a lie, she is GOING to file a complaint and ASK to press charges.

Despite the hundreds of times saying she was SUING, and that she was suing IMMEDIATELY any day now, and all the paperwork was done and teams of mensa lawyers were working on the documents, THAT was all a LIE as well. NOW she is not going to sue.

Guess she really is afraid of that debtor's exam after all. Thats fine, Bob can serve her any time she shows up to court, and she will be OBLIGED to comply or face contempt of court. Cool.

Anonymous said...

Oh, dears. I am simply overwhelmed by the spirit of Christams. Despite her being busy, busy, busy with pulling the money together to settle her felony charge three days after Christmas and, no doubt, shopping herself into a frenzy for special, unique, and frightfully expensive gifts for her many friends, Ms. Hamou/McConnell/Murphy has taken the time to help all of us retain the use of our basic vocabularies.

Why, without her help, which of her readers would have had any chance at all of remembering what words such as "malice", "distress", "obsession", "personal", etc. mean?

Why, she must write with a dictionary lying right at her side all the time. I do wish, however, she could absorb the difference between "your" and "you're". It just seems to be one of those mental blocks of which people so often talk.

Ah, well. In case I miss speaking with any of you before Friday, I wish each and every one of you dear little bunnies simply the most wonderful Christmas.

Christmas: December 25, a day which all Christian faiths observe as the birthday of Jesus Christ.

RobMoshein said...

Oh, wait, there will be that "pesky" Statute of Limitations thing for any of her "criminal" complaints. You know, the ones that have already passed....I'd suggest a little less foul mouthed blathering, and a little more reading.

Oh, and the judgment Bob has, nothing can change that anymore. It is no long subject to question of any kind under Texas law.

RobMoshein said...

Blake,

You're right. It's HILARIOUS when "snoopy" sockpuppet spouts off pretending he actually "knows" something legal and just looks like an idiotic douchebag. Pretty much 'team hamou's" batting average on their legal advice is zero...strike out every time.

Texas law is clear that the District Court NO LONGER has any power, or authority to change the judgment. You can send all the "criminal" papers you want, the law is clear. Any idiot can look that up. Clearly, at least one idiot didn't.

and LOTS more surprises for 'team hamou' in store about the Attorney General, DA, etc. It's almost amusing to watch them blather like they know stuff, and just prove their ignorance and stupidity.

RobMoshein said...

Thanks for sending me more of the stupid "snoopy" posts. I guess that one is so dense it's never heard of email. I often decide to reply to a private email here, when people send me copies of the 'team hamou' lunacy...

So, lets be logical, I know 'snoopy' is not good at that, but let's:

"snoopy' says that Bob committed 'fraud" in the trial, he didn't, but for argument, lets go with this a sec. So, Oma Hamou will file a criminal complaint for this alleged "fraud" and get the judgment 'overturned' as a result.

Well, Texas Code of Criminal Procedure §12.01; 12.02; 12.05 set forth the Statutes of Limitations for Criminal prosecution. Criminal "Fraud" is THREE YEARS, since the trial was FIVE years ago, time is long passed.

Heck, even the Civil Statute of Limitations for "Fraud" is 4 years, so that doesn't work....

Once again, Oma Hamou can't actually "do" the things she threatens. Surely ONE of all these "lawyers" or "District Attorneys" would have mentioned this...

Oh, wait, they aren't real either.
It is actually getting funny watching team hamou melt down in psychotic frustration.

RobMoshein said...

Blake, thanks for keeping me posted.
Now it really IS getting hysterical. Now 'team hamou' claims that libel and defamation are "criminal"!

ummmmm, look it up. libel and defamation are called "torts", "torts" are civil matters. The statute of limitations for libel and defamation is ONE YEAR from the first publication. Repeat publications do NOT 'reset" anything.

so far, batting zero team hamou.

Give me that DA's name. I'll gladly call him and freely volunteer ANYTHING he wants to know.

RobMoshein said...

OH that one was great Blake, now the "FEDS" are involved again....and the idiot asserts a "five year" statute of limitations, except five years was up last OCTOBER.

Statutes of Limitations are for PROSECUTION, you know, actually DOING SOMETHING about it. Which Oma Hamou has done NOT. not bitching and whining and complaining about it, which Oma Hamou has done lots of.

So far still batting zero there 'snoopy'/Oma

Russophile said...

Gosh, Mr. Moshein, when reading your posts about "The Austin Wine Guy" google search you get scurriouls things and lies, isn't that the pot calling the kettle BLACK?
Mitzi, are you back from Tel Aviv?

Anonymous said...

Well, the kettle has official court records of multiple felony convictions, is currently on bail for felony forgery, and has a long string of unsatisfied civil judgments against it.

The only "record" the pot has is what the kettle spews on the internet about the pot.

So sorry, Russo. Not quite the same.

Russophile said...

Actually, that was not what I was talking about Blake. It's pretty funny how Mr. Moshein goes around making dispariging remarks about me and my company and then pulls a hissy fit when it happens to him. Hmmmmm.

Russophile said...

You know, my mother had several names. Every single one of them was hers. For purposes of example, since i know what lovely stalkers Team Moshein is, I am not going to use my mothers real name. So. . .
She was born
Joan Smith
She was adopted by her step-father and became
Joan Johnson
Then she married my father and was
Joan Simpson
She divorced my father and married my step father and became
Joan Jefferson
So technically she was Joan Smith, as well as Joan Johnson, Joan Simpson and Joan Jefferson.
Or, as I liked to put it: Joan Smith-Johnson-Simpson-Jefferson.
Women can do that sort of thing. I myself have 3 last names.

Russophile said...

Here's a couple fun ones and these women are all known by these names:
Dame Elixabeth Rosamond Taylor
Hilton
Wilding
Todd
Fisher
Burton
Burton
Warner
Fortensky

How about
Zsa Zsa (Sari) Gabor
Belge
hilton
Sanders
Hutner
Cosden
Ryan
O'Hara
Alba
Von Anholt?

Angelina Jolie Voight is racking up a couple names:
Miller
Thornton

Anonymous said...

Hmmm ... interesting.

But then, I wonder how many of them have felony convictions, fraudently obtained credit cards, bail postings, and outstanding warrants under their various names.

And please don't tell me it's just something women do. We've already heard from Hamou that it's something blondes do. Why go down that path behind her?

Russophile said...

I don't know Blake, you could ask them. Though I do know that Elizabeth Taylor trashed a Hilton suite with her friends to get back at Nicky Hilton's bad treatment of her. That's considered vandalism, isn't it?

Mitzi said...

Darling Russophile Lady,

I have no idea what you are talking about (which is pretty usual, but that's another story). Tel Aviv? You have the idea that I went to Tel Aviv? We had relatives in from Haifa for Chanukah, darling. We had latkes, or as you people apparently call them, latkahs.

I don't mean to be rude, darling, but I want you to promise Mitzi not to post to me anymore, alright? I know Beckele likes you for some odd reason, she thinks you're a hoot, but you just make me nervous, what with the capacity for violence and the anti-Jewish remarks. I wish you well, darling, but I can't deal with the additional crazy. Oma and the figments are more than enough for this old woman.

Mitzi

Anonymous said...

O, ye women who revel in crime. Call not a man a pot even if ye be a kettle.

2 Kings 4:40

"The stew was poured out for the man, but as they began to eat it, they cried out, 'O man of God, there is death in the pot!' And they could not eat it."

And Sister Oma, why speak ye of no fraudulent credit cards? Lo, were they obtained falsely in several names, saith American Express. Thus saith also the pleadings which the judge accepteth in handing down judgment against you.

Pay up, Sister Woman, lest the Lord turn not his back upon you.

Russophile said...

Oh Mitzi, if you were a real person, I'd be more sympathetic, but, as it is, sorry Mr. Moshein sock puppet, no sympathy here. And no anti-semetic remarks. You really push it waaaay out of bounds, but that's to be expected from The Austin Wine Guy Team Moshein.

Mitzi said...

Not for anything, but you kind of make me nervous, too, Rev. Billy Bob.

Mitzi said...

Darling Russophile Lady,

Honey, I'm sorry you don't believe in me because everyone tells me that you are real (as opposed to all of the other figments). But I'll live. Your anti-Jewish stuff speaks for itself over on Oma's forum, darling, but that's okay, I'm a big girl and I'll deal.

Sock puppet? So clever, darling.

So as long as we're talking, someone said you were Mormon?

What's that liked?

Mitzi

Russophile said...

Mitzi, darling, since I don't really care about you, call me anything you like. I know it's it's true, my friends know it's not true and none of my Jewish friends talk like you talk. Weird.
Here's a good website for you to peruse if you are really interested in finding out about the LDS religion.
http://www.lds.org/ldsorg/v/index.jsp?vgnextoid=e419fb40e21cef00VgnVCM1000001f5e340aRCRD

Anonymous said...

My dearest Russophile. I quite agree that there is nothing wrong, if and of itself, with a lady having several names. My sainted mother was a Pembroke-Ravanaugh before she married an Irving-Moorington. And, being an independent-minded sort of woman who was always a bit before her time, she determined to keep all her names upon marriage. Of course, signing checks was quite the task until she hit upon the solution of using the anagram of PRIM for her signature. Unfortunately, her first name was Persepone, and the young wags in the family took to calling her PeePee. True patrician that she was, my mother simply ignored their crude humor and went about her considerable affairs with her head held high. No amount of PeePee was going to stop her. That was, of course, until ... Oh, wait, dear. Where was I going with this?

Oh, yes. Silly me. I just wanted to point out that the crime is not in having many names, my dear. The crime (or crimes, as the case may be) is in what one uses them to do.

Russophile said...

Yeah, like using one to hide from a demented spouse who wants to kill you. Yeah, what a crime!

Anonymous said...

Well, dear, when a woman agrees to become someone's tenth wife, I think there is some debate about where lies the insanity.

The poor woman really has been plagued, though, by demented pursuers. There has been the demented acupuncturist. And the demented hairdresser. And the demented studio people. And the demented credit card companies. And the demented people at Dun & Bradstreet. And the demented people at Reed Elsevier. And the demented people at Global Insight. And the demented Mrs. Batchelor.

RobMoshein said...

Mitz,
This is the information you asked me to put up here about Oma Hamou's known warrant arrests:

August 27, 1991 - Oma Demian is arrested by the Los Angeles Police Department on a warrant for failing to appear in Utah

November 14, 1995; Oma Hamou was arrested by the Los Angeles Police Department "in violation of California Penal Code 1551.1" as "A Fugitive From Justice" on a Felony Probation Violation Conviction from Summit County, Utah

July 9, 1997: Oma Hamou was arrested again in San Diego as a Felony Fugitive from Justice for violation of her Montana probation. San Diego Sheriff's Dept. Case CD129280.

August 1, 2000: Oma Hamou was also arrested again by the Los Angeles Police Department on August 1, 2000 as "A Felony Fugitive From Justice, from Park County Wyoming" in violation of California Penal Code 1551.1". Case number BA205463.

These are all available public records. You can see the image of one of them on my main blog.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but that Tina Vanveen was one hot-looking cookie.

Mitzi said...

Darling Russophile Lady,

Thanks for the link, it's very interesting. I used to see these clean-cut young men pedaling around Brooklyn back in the sixties, so they were your people? Also, I'm sorry your Jewish friends don't talk like me, darling. Maybe you should consider the fact that they are afraid of your attitude towards us and scale back in your company? It's a thought.

I offer it because I care, darling.

Shalom!

(That's Hebrew for "peace"! Use it on your Jewish friends, of whom you have many, I'm sure, and see how amazed they are!)

Russophile said...

They think I am fine the way I am, thank you very much Mitzi.

Mitzi said...

Of course they do, darling. Of course they do.

Russophile said...

Mitzi, if you want to keep making something from nothing, be my guest. It just makes me laugh when you and the rest of Team Moshein do things like this.

Mitzi said...

Darling, I was agreeing with you. So paranoid! I'm sure your Jewish friends love you just the way you are. See?

Mitzi

Anonymous said...

Lo, the Lord speaks in strange ways, using many names in confusing ways.

Acts 26:24

"At this point Festus interrupted Paul's defense. 'You are out of your mind, Paul!' he shouted. 'Your great learning is driving you insane.'"

It is then reported by Josephus that, upon wrapping up his prosecution, Festus invited everyone over to Miss Kitty's saloon for drinks. Miss Kitty was a beautiful woman who wore these great long dresses and managed to run the only saloon in western Antioch without whores hanging all around the place. That way her true love, Bishop Matt Dillon, could come around and pretend Miss Kitty wasn't a whore herself. No matter how she dressed.

RobMoshein said...

Thanks for sending that Mitz via email. Laughed myself silly...

"one of those sockpuppets threatening a lawsuit. Yawn..."
Yep that is EXACTLY how I feel every day for the last six years...

Sockpuppets threatening lawsuits over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

Yawn indeed. LOL

JustinEdward said...

Russophile posted some kind of description of a party involving the people who post on this site. I think the point was to imply that we aren't real. On the other hand, if there was a party for Team Hamou there would be two people there. Oma and Russophile. It would save a fortune on snacks.

Aloha from the Big Island!

Justin

RobMoshein said...

WAIT,

Suddenly something seems clear. Michele Biernat, Portland Oregon of Benefit Design Group is Mormon, Church of LDS!

Oma Hamou's ex husband wrote:
THERE ALSO WAS THE SCANDAL THAT ERUPTED IN THE MORMON COMMUNITY OF SALT LAKE CITY IN REGARDS TO THE HEAD OF THE MORMON CHURCH. HOW MANY PEOPLE GOT HURT FROM THAT LIE?

Now it makes sense why this woman is defending the convicted felon, con artist Oma Hamou.....she has been ordered by her "church"...

RobMoshein said...

and....the "real" Mike Newson is also Mormon LDS, in the Salt Lake/Provo area....this is all beginning to seem to make sense...

Anonymous said...

Big Love.

Rebecca Jordan said...

Mormons? Now we're talking about Mormons? How did that happen?

I managed to avoid looking at the forums for a week, and look what I have missed. BFF, your description of "Team Moshein's" party (Rob, do we get sweatshirts? Oma's team has sweatshirts!) was pretty funny . . .for you, anyway. Although I don't have gorgeous tanned legs, wish I did.

Justin, thank you for the Christmas card and the crate of pineapples, and Mitzi, thanks for your basket of treats as well. I am headed to Connecticut and my brother's place for the actual holiday, and they will be much appreciated.

And last but not least, Rob! Thank you so much for the bottles of Merlot. I shall, as you suggest, think of my BFF while I drink them.

Meanwhile, what is eating Oma these days? All of those snippy posts about people being "insignificant" and "chihuahas". I suppose the poor thing is worried about the ceremonial passing of the check on the 28th?

England was lovely, with the added advantage that I missed the blizzard here. Not much shopping, but some great dinners with friends from work and grad school.

So now I will read up on Mormons, about whom I know literally nothing. I don't even have any Mormon friends. Except you, BFF!

Hope all are well!

Rebecca Jordan

Russophile said...

But BFF, my friend in London said it SNOWED there as well.

Russophile said...

And Mr. Moshein, don't forget, Mike and I have a DIRECT line to Glen Beck.
But! Also don't forget, Mr. Russo is a Catholic.

Anonymous said...

Utah, my dears?

Isn't that where they have "men's modeling clubs" in strip malls and commercial parks? I heard something about one back in the early '90's where women did "private" modeling for gentlemen.

How very thoughtful of those gentlemen. I do hope they found their wives some nice frocks, my pets.

Russophile said...

Well Miss P, if you would look at the link I sent to Mitzi, you would know that the REAL LDS church does not practice polygamy. The Reformed Church and the other offshoot that we do not recognize does. Though, since you are a disciple of the Rob Moshein, Austin Wine Guy School of lies and misinformation, please, by all means continue.

Anonymous said...

I'm confused, dear.

What do men's modeling clubs have to do with the Mormon faith? I haven't said a word about your religion that I can remember.

Now, there are a few things I could say about your husband's religion, but we'll leave that for another day, shall we?

Rebecca Jordan said...

My goodness, BFF, you're in a truculent mood. I am surprised to learn that Oma isn't Mormon, actually. I thought that would explain the "tenth wife" thing.

Has there been any snow in Oregon? There is supposed to be another storm headed our way at the end of this week. Is it coming from out there?

And Penelope, I know what you mean about Utah. A few years ago I had a conference in Salt Lake City. The city itself is ugly as sin, and the general atmosphere is a little creepy. Very much a one-horse town. Utah itself was stunning once you got out of the city a bit. But there were strip malls everywhere.

Rebecca Jordan said...

Is Glen Beck a Mormon?

Russophile said...

Truculent? Moi? Perish the thought.
No snow, though that does give me a case of the Mondays. When I think last year we had 18 inches of the lovely stuff, not all at once, it came in batches and we got freezing rain on top of that. That's when it got ugly.
Though I was SURE BFF, that you would have gotten your share when you were in London as my friend works in London and and lives outside of there and they got hit hard for the last week. Also a friend in France got hit as well. Luckily, neither were in the chunnel with that mishap.

Russophile said...

BFF, is Glen Beck a Mormon? Does the Bear do his proverbial you know what in the forest??

Anonymous said...

Dear Mr. Beck converted to Mormonism from Catholicism. He and his wife were seeking a religion to share and, just like Vladimir I of Kiev, they auditioned the various candidates and settled on Mormonism. The Becks, I mean, not Vladimir.

It's a fascinating story, my sweets, but I do wish one could google "Glen Beck Mormon" without the search engine defaulting to "Glen Beck moron".

Sigh.. The internet.

Anonymous said...

There's a proverb about shit?

Russophile said...

Miss P, I have the same problem when I google Mr. Rob Moshein. *sigh* Though it has "effing" proceeding it.

Rebecca Jordan said...

No, BFF, not hit hard at all. I had, as they say, nowhere to go and plenty of time to get there. I was in the middle of London, and things there were just fine. I flew out of Hartford here, and things there were just fine when I returned. The blizzard here was mainly coastal --- Long Island, southern Connecticut were hit hard, and LaGuardia, Newark and Kennedy were a mess. And no, wasn't in the Chunnel, although those poor people! But it is sweet of you to be concerned. You are asking out of concern, aren't you? I knew it!

I suppose Mr. Beck could have received his propensity for facism from either denomination, really.

And I have been reading. Are you lapsed, BFF? Or am I not understanding something. I thought your religion prohibited alcohol and caffeine?

Rebecca

Rebecca Jordan said...

Oh, and Oma? I have no idea what is going on in that picture of you kneeling in front of the priest. And for all I know it was another scam. Wasn't it Henri IV who converted for political purposes, saying that "Paris was worth a Mass." I could see you becoming Russian Orthodox for a post office box in Pushkin, girlfriend.

Russophile said...

It doesn't prohibit it, and Beck's just exercising his 1st amendment right, just like Stuart Smally, and that congressman in Florida who called Cheney dripping with blood, although somebody is exercising THEIR 1st amendment right by heckling him and he wants them thrown in jail. Funny how the rules change like that. Reminds me of a certain Austin Wine Guy who constantly changes rules.

Anonymous said...

I think you meant "effing" preceded Mr. Moshein's name.

Bad grammar kind of takes the kick out of an insult. Tends to put the focus on the writer.

Russophile said...

That's why I have YOU and Miss P as the Grammer police Blake. You have a job. Innit great??!!

RobMoshein said...

Michele Biernat, wife of Joel Biernat

I have no intention of taking that post down. When people google you and your business, Benefit Design Group of Portland Oregon, I want them to be able to see exactly what kind of person you are, and how you demonstrate your character.

Russophile said...

Back at ya, Mr. Rob Moshein The Austin Wine guy stalker and petty wannabe.

Mitzi said...

So I've read up on Latter Day Saints. Hoo boy.

RobMoshein said...

Say, digging around in the files, I found this, obvious lie from Oma Hamou herself.

Oma
post Nov 21 2005, 06:50 AM
Post #1

Group: Admin
Posts: 4
Joined: 26-August 05
Member No.: 3

It comes as no surprise to both Mr. Atchison or to the Court that I have decided to fight the decision made against me on September 27, 2005.

Mr. Atchison has harmed me too much both professionally and personally to simply walk away.

I am going to allow the attorneys in Texas to handle my lawsuit as I move forward with my important projects in Russia.

In the meantime, I want you to "all" know how much your letters and support have meant to me over these many months.

Thank you!


Ms. Oma Hamou

Motion for A New Trial


None of this happened, of course. There were NO attorneys in Texas, no motion for new trial. Just more hot air and empty threats...

Anonymous said...

I see what Rebecca meant when she once wrote that the "Handmaiden" sockpuppet should not make erudition part of her pretend set of traits, as she does not have the chops to pull it off.

Here is but one dictionary definition of grammar:

"b.The study of structural relationships in language or in a language, including pronunciation, meaning [my emphasis], and linguistic history."

Meaning -- Use of a word with the wrong meaning in a sentence is a violation of rules of grammar.

Anonymous said...

1993. International modeling mecca. The Triad Center in Salt Lake City, conveniently located close to the airport and hotels where businessmen congregate. Suite 625. Petite model available. Art shots a specialty.

RobMoshein said...

Dear Ms P

SO sweet of you to be worried. Your email was touching.

Not to worry. I hate to disappoint Oma Hamou but my late father didn't leave me any "trust". My Mom inherited everything, and she is quite alive and well.

Such a posting really just shows what genuinly motivates Oma Hamou, "good more money"....despite her "claims" that "it isn't about the money"...Truth will out, as they say. It''s clearly all about money for Oma Hamou according to her "friends"....

RobMoshein said...

Oh, and no hits from anywhere in Colorado, much less Aspen. Just another "fib" from Team Hamou...

Anonymous said...

Oh, dear, Mr. Moshein. I really don't believe poor Ms. Hamou/McConnell/Murphy is that motivated by money.

I think she just lost control of a situation she started when she tried to attack your wine business and got this blog in response. It just seems that the longer she goes on, the more uncomplimentary facts emerge about the poor thing. It must be very frustrating, don't you think?

I've seen some of the older things some of the other posters on this blog sent me back when she started that forum about that darling little Anastasia that quickly turned into an attack on you. The poor dear just seems to have the worst luck. She tries to attack you, and what dear Russophile calls the proverbial bear droppings just seem to blow back on her, leaving her rather soiled and unsightly.

When it just gets too much for the poor dear to bear, she's left with nothing but screeching about lawsuits and police investigations (peppered, of course, with photos of herself in various stages of undress for some very peculiar reason). I understand that you would like nothing better than to have her step out from the shadows so you and Mr. Atchison can slap her with the outstanding judgment and various discovery demands.

But my dear Mr. Moshein, I just don't think that's going to happen. I'm so sorry, my pet. Chin up and do your best to enjoy yourself with what you have here.

Anonymous said...

Jeezum crow.

One mention of a modeling agency near an airport and Hamou gushes forth with miles of posts, rants, and scanned documents.

It's like turning the crank on a jack-in-the-box. When the right note is struck, out pop all the clowns.

Hearing someone who is being prosecuted as we write for felony forgery shriek that she is a victim of forged court documents is cute.

Court was the place to raise the claim of forged documents being used by the opposing party. Court. You know. The place where she presented all her evidence and promptly lost her case.

Unknown said...

"Round and round the mulberry bush

The monkey chased the weasel.

The monkey stopped to pull up his socks

And Pop goes the weasel."

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Hamou. Try to sue some guy in Chicago. That ought to go well, given your track record in court.

But hey, Hamou. Hasn't anyone ever told you that it is prima facie defamation to claim someone is under police investigation and that lawsuits against them are pending if it is not the truth? That means that when Moshein sues you, you're going to have produce some cops to testify not only that you complained to several police jurisdictions, the FBI, and Homeland Security as you claimed, but that they actually launched formal investigations against him. And you're going to have to prove that litigation and criminal charges against him were actually pending when, in fact, no such litigation or charges ever materialized and those claims have been going on since long before any statutes of limitation expired.

In other words, nothing would make a lot of people happier than to have you step out of the shadows and waddle your fat ass into a courtroom where you could be served process and subjected to discovery, a debtor's exam, and have the oustanding judgments against you imposed on your assets and legal retainers.

So sue away, you numbskull.

Assuming, of course, you get out of your newest felony scrape with the law.

Merry Christmas. The 28th is a-comin'.

Unknown said...

Hey, you guys about that modeling agency near the airport in Salt Lake City. Think they're still taking applications?

Russophile said...

Anybody catch Glenn Beck's show last night? Great show!! HE had Michael Buble on.

Anonymous said...

Oh boy! Christmas and another tape from my secret benefactor.

First Female Voice: Good morning. Department of Homeland Security. How may I direct your call?

Second Female Voice: I want to report stalking, harassment, defamation, and libel.

First Female Voice: Ma'am, Homeland Security is a federal agency. We don't handle state crimes.

Second Female Voice: Yeah, but this is really bad stalking, harassment, defamation, and libel. And I'm a movie producer, model, and actress. So I'm sure if you'd let me speak to an investigator he'll know what to do. I insist.

First Female Voice: All right then. Please hold.

Male Voice: (long pause) This is Agent Tucker. Drake Tucker. Who is this? (crunching sounds)

Second Female Voice: I'm an aggrieved taxpayer. Well, sort of. I was supposed to pay some, anyway, but these assholes in Texas who are stalking me keep me from making any money.

Agent Tucker: Yeah, but who are you? What's your name?

Second Female Voice: Larissa Pgymalion.

Agent Tucker: How do you spell that?

Second Female Voice: L-A-R-I-...

Agent Tucker: No, the last name.

Second Female Voice: Oh. P-I-G-M-... No, wait. I meant P-Y-G-A-... No, dammit, wait. It's ...

Agent Tucker: (crunching sounds) Never minffshd. (more crunching) Why do you want to talk to Homeland Security?

Second Female Voice: I want you to file criminal charges against Rob Moshein and Blake Springpasture and Penenope Autmnvale and Mitzi and Rebecca Jordan and a bunch of people who are stalking, harassing, defaming, and libeling me.

Agent Tucker: (stifled burp) How?

Second Female Voice: They say I have a long criminal record and a lot of oustanding judgments. And that I'm not a size 8.

Agent Tucker: Is it true?

Second Female Voice: I am too a size 8.

Agent Tucker: Yeah, but (farting sound) the rest?

Second Female Voice: It was all my husband's fault when he pistol-whipped me and wouldn't cover my bad checks. I've got this picture that shows me all beat up. My ex-husband will say that was taken in Las Vegas when I had trouble with a customer.

Agent Tucker: What kind of customer? (more crunching sounds)

Second Female Voice: It doesn't matter. I work very hard for my money.

Agent Tucker: (burp followed by a fart) Miss, I really can't help you. Call your local sheriff if you want to. (Tucker's voice trailing off as he turns away from receiver) Brenda, that's my quota for today. Give the next one to Ralph. I'm gonna finish lunch. (click)

Rebecca Jordan said...

We've been reported to the Department of Homeland Security? For realsies?

I wouldn't watch Glen Beck even for Michael Buble, BFF. I spent last night entertaining clients at Mary Poppins. It was so cute that I had to pop Lifeboat into the DVD player to cleanse my palate afterward. Tallulah Bankhead, my kind of girl.


Rebecca Jordan

Russophile said...

BFF, Hume Cronyn is in that one!
Though you wouldn't have done badly if you had popped in SOB.

RobMoshein said...

Michele,

I just saw in an email from Blake what your wrote on the Oma forum, asking Mike Pyles' personal situation be off limits.

I know you hate me, so this will probably be somehow misconstrued, but I wanted to say "Thank you" for that, it was a kind, human and gracious thing to do.

Russophile said...

I accept that, Mr. Moshein. What you and I have and this forum is just between us. And that is how it should be. I have been informed that things are being "cleaned" about that.

Russophile said...

BTW, I don't hate you.

RobMoshein said...

yeah, pretty much you do Russophile. Nothing I do or say is acceptable to you. You find every chance to denigrate me, abuse me and defame me, my house, my career and my life. You clearly exhibit hate for me. You "would pull the trigger" and "god forbid I'm in your presence or your sons' presence"... Your words...Don't pretend otherwise. You clearly demonstrate hate for me.

Anonymous said...

Well, that didn't last long.

Now, c'mon guys. It's the holidays. Let's make at least a little merry and remember that we all (well, maybe all but one) have lives outside this interminable dispute. Which is actually kinda fun. The dispute, I mean.

RobMoshein said...

It never stops Blake. That's the point. Oma and "cronies" have never stopped or let go. There was her first forum DURING the litigation, then her taking over LOA to continue the post litigation, and now the current version, not to mention the continued pages on her eponymous website that NEVER stopped. She "insists" I had something to do with the OmaHamouReality blog. Despite my direct statements, she still has NO PROOF, and will have to produce that alleged "Law Enforcment officer" who told her I WAS responsible, and he will have to testify how he "proved" I was, and how he must have violated US law to obtain the ownership registration of the blog and how he erroneously found it was "somehow" me...

She posted her OWN Social Security number on the internet and blames us. WHY would she do this?? Well, two police officers I spoke with, one LAPD and the other in Irvine both said she probably did it so she could get a NEW SSN to use, one which would not be tied to all those hundreds of thousands of dollars of judgments out there. Pretty clever huh? Win win for Oma, new "clean" SSN and she can blame "us" for doing it....

Maybe THAT new SSN was how she got an AmEx card despite a 127,000 dollar judgment IN HER OWN NAME against her by Amex...??

I've said over and over that if she took down all the crap about me and Bob, I'd take down this blog. She won't, it is really all she has left in a sad, pathetic life, and if her "friends" are really reading my blog and posting nano moments after someone posts here, they are really as sad and pathetic as Oma Hamou...

The dispute isn't fun for me, and not fun for Bob. He refuses to read anything on her blog or mine as he wants Oma Hamou long gone and forgotten...just like her own lawyer said, and at least the lawyer got paid...

Merry Christmas to all y'all.

Rebecca Jordan said...

Merry Christmas to all! I'm leaving for Connecticut right after lunch. I hope everyone has a peaceful holiday filled with watercress sandwiches and fine wines, Doritos and Cheetos(if that's what makes you happy), cat treats and rugelach. Rob, I do hope that you and Bob have a quiet time, free from worry about this nonsense --- because despite all of her huffing and puffing and "I'll blow your house down", that's all it is, nonsense. And BFF, I hope that you have the chance to speak to your sons, that they are safe and will continue to be so.

Talk to everyone soon,

Rebecca Jordan

Russophile said...

Aha! I see we are back at it Mr. Moshein, our truce was but brief! Well! MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!
And En Garde you Master of Mischeif! You Moshein of Mayhem!
Oh, BFF, yes, indeedy, my boys are well. Thank you! We'll be bugging out at noon as well. Be safe!

Daryn Harrington said...

Awww, come on, Snoopy, relax, dude. It's Christmas. All of the figments are getting together for an egg nog over on Oma's prefontal lobe. Well, except for Handmaiden. Someone has to man the imaginary fort. Come on over from imaginary Colorado and have a cup!

Anonymous said...

Ah, Oma Hamou. The gift of farce that just keeps on giving. Here it is, the end of 2009 already, and the time presents itself to look at the year in review. What comedic blessings have come our way?

Well, the biggest has to be Tina Vanveen, a convicted felon on probation who had been living in a motel room full of forging equipment until the cops hauled her boyfriend away. Tina had moved in with Oma, had a falling out with her, and blew the cover on Oma's newest identity. Hamou was living as Alexandra Murphy in Montclair, CA and had recently been arrested under the name of Alexandra Oma McConnell for felony forgery for stiffing an old lady on the rent.

With that, we were off to the races, with one farce after another rolling out before our bemused eyes.

There was Hamou's claim that her lawyer had impressive offices, only to find he had a parking lot office with his phone number painted on the window.

There was the massacre of the black cats in Oma's rental house by the police.

There were the police who came calling to begin their investigations of the memebers of this blog and were stunned to apparent distraction by the good taste and fine furnishings of Hamou's condo.

There was Oma's claim that she had teams of lawyers working in several states to expunge up her felony records in Utah, Wyoming, and Montana, something which was legally impossible.

There was the sheriff's jail intake record that showed our favorite tall, willowy model was actually 5'0" and 150 pounds.

There was the photo of a nude Hamou, pressing her honey pot against a rock knob, followed by shots of hot pants riding up her crack, her bare tits cupped in her hands, her wagging her ass at the camera while brandishing a pistol, and the fun shot of her impishly sailing over a campfire.

There was a whole raft of new sockpuppets, including a teen-aged girl named for a bakery product.

There was the hapless D.A. who had become a big fan of Hamou, let her travel to Texas while on bail, and who was ready to settle her felony case numerous times but who kept forgetting to bring the paperwork to court, causing the case to drag on and on.

Then there was my personal favorite, when Oma Hamou accidentally sued herself by getting the plaintiff and defendant mixed up on a lawsuit.

And we ended the year with the news that Hamou's much-touted but never-credentialed modeling career included working for a gentleman's "modeling" club in Salt Lake City, one of the world's fashion meccas.

Ah. With Hamou, it just seems to be Christmas the whole year round.

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all!

Mitzi said...

Blake, thanks for putting it all in such concise form. Of course you left out my favorite parts, like the high-speed Gremlin chase through the streets of Austin, the fight between all of the minions and that verkackte cat on the flight back to Los Angeles, the albino monk and the assault on the Victorville place, the Grand Shovel and that poor chief minion who was the only one to survive the massacre, the two-headed baby, the recipes for watercress sandwiches and the very interesting material on that Grand Duchess and her family. Oy, 2009 was a full year of excitement.

Happy holidays and may G-d bless you with prosperity and health in the coming year!

Mitzi Kedem

RobMoshein said...

Russophile,

I don't see exactly where I mentioned YOU specifically. If you wish to include yourself in anything I said, that's on you and not me.

"snoopy" will never "calm down". The same filth spews over and over and over and over and over, never stops and never changes, never acknowledges reality either.

RobMoshein said...

Oh, and all anyone has to do to show how Oma Hamou via her "friends" LIE is go to the Los Angeles Superior Court website, Civil Search the name "Oma Hamou" and you will find the American Express JUDGMENT against her, personally, in the amount of $127,000. Read the abstract of judgment, it is in her name alone, and not "corporate" debt...Its all there in the Court records.

RobMoshein said...

I have the abstract of judgment for Amex. I will gladly post it myself so the entire world can see that Oma Hamou has a personal judgment against her for $127,000 and nowhere does it say that portion was a "corporate debt". Oma Hamou clearly lies, and if not her, then her "friends" lie.

RobMoshein said...

Of "course" "snoopy" is in "colorado"...First Denver then Aspen without nearly enough time to get from one to the other.

Challenge to the testicle-less "snoopy" READ this blog from "colorado" and prove you're there. You won't. You can't. You are a worthless liar just like Oma.

I don't care what the "card" says. Legally speaking, the judgment for $127,000 says OMA HAMOU . Period. NOT "enigma films", just OMA HAMOU. Thus it is HER personal judgment. spin it how you want. Only the truly stupid will believe your lies. "If" you are real, you are as much a criminal lying fraud piece of crap as Oma is....

Anonymous said...

Oh, Snooopy dear. I am so very sorry your Christmas has been disturbed by Mr. Moshein's obsession.

Here it is Christmas, you're with your friends and family on holiday in Colorado, racing around the state at the speed of light, and yet you have to spend Christmas Eve right into the wee hours of Christmas morning posting all sorts of documents about Oma Hamou. You poor dear. All that ski equipment on your hands and then having to haul around all the documents Ms. Hamou leaves in your care so that you can defend her against Mr. Moshein's obsession day in and day out, rain or storm, holidays or not.

It must be awful to live with a chronic obsession like Mr. Moshein, don't you think, dear?

As for me, I'm enjoying the holidays thoroughly. My Christmas watercress sandwiches were the biggest hit at the church social: bright green lettuce, a garnish of red peppers, and snowy white goat cheese crumbles. Why, we were singing, laughing and, I must confess, enjoying the eggnog mightily.

Ah, well. I'm off to feed the cats and give them their extra pinch of Christmas catnip. Their year is ending on a wonderful note, despite the trauma of having their black brethren blown away last summer. I really thought they would have had more trouble getting over it (although Felix Lickballs seems a little desultory of late, but it may just be an infection that leaves a bad taste in his mouth, as it were).

Merry Christmas, my sweets!

RobMoshein said...

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And I do understand why you felt compelled to defend Father Markell, but you don't know what happened. You do not know how much I gave to this priest because I have the accounting records, nor do you know the tricks that he used in order to get more money. He lied. But I am not the
first victim. You do not know that Father Markell wrote to me that he was
going to be murdered if I didn't send money and I had sent money and did give ALOT OF MONEY.

I will never bring about a scandal for the Church this I promised to His Holiness but see your the one that writes to people on poor Saintly Father Markell and you have no idea what you are doing. Father Markell is under investigation not because of me, but because of several reasons and it involves many people. I was like you, I trusted and believed that all that
this wonderful priest said and did was the truth and it wasn't.


Oma Hamou email to Bob Atchison, 23 July 2003.

Yet her "friends" keep bringing up that allegedly Bob "destroyed" this priest, yet here is OMA HAMOU publicly writing destructive things about the same man...

RobMoshein said...

Direct from the LA Superior Court Records:
Case Summary

Case Number: PC027665
AMERICAN EXPRESS TRAVEL RELATED SER. CO. VS. ENIGMA ROYAL

Filing Date: 05/23/2001
Case Type: Other Promissory Note/Collections (General Jurisdiction)
Status: Default Judgment per Declaration 03/15/2002

------------------------------------------------------------------------
Future Hearings
None

------------------------------------------------------------------------
Documents Filed | Proceeding Information

Parties

AMERICAN EXPRESS TRAVEL RELATED SERVICE - Plaintiff

ANDERSON MARK T. - Defendant

ANDERSON PEGGY A. - Defendant

DAVIDSON DAVID M. - Defendant

ENIGMA ROYAL FILMS LLC - Defendant

HAMOU OMA - Defendant

JAFFE PETER A. - Attorney for Plaintiff

MORTON WILLIAM - Defendant

STEINBERG NUTTER & BRENT - Attorney for Defendant

10/24/2002 Writ of Execution Issued (LOS ANGELES COUNTY, OMA HAMOU, $127,155.45 )
Filed by Attorney for Plaintiff

10/24/2002 Writ of Execution Issued (LOS ANGELES COUNTY, ENIGMA ROYAL FILMS,LLC, $190,006.60 )
Filed by Attorney for Plaintiff

10/24/2002 Writ of Execution Issued (LOS ANGELES COUNTY, ENIGMA ROYAL FILMS,LLC, $82,012.56 )
Filed by Attorney for Plaintiff

10/24/2002 Writ of Execution Issued (LOS ANGELES COUNTY, WILLIAM MORTON $15,882.02 )
Filed by Attorney for Plaintiff

05/01/2002 Proof of Service (OF ORAP. PARTY & PERSON SERVED OMA HAMOU ON 4/14/02. )
Filed by Attorney for Plaintiff

03/15/2002 Judgment (SUM OF $ 115,076.34 AGAINST OMA HAMOU )
Filed by Court

03/15/2002 Judgment (SUM OF $ 171,991.53 AGAINST ENIGMA ROYAL FILMS )
Filed by Court

03/15/2002 Judgment (SUM OF $ 73,259.82 AGAINST ENIGMA ROYAL FILMS )
Filed by Court

03/15/2002 Judgment (SUM OF $ 14,333.91 AGAINST WILLIAM MORTON )
Filed by Court

03/15/2002 Judgment (SUM OF $ 26,685.92 AGAINST MARK T. ANDERSON )
Filed by Court

03/15/2002 Judgment (SUM OF $ 8,956.53 AGAINST PEGGY A. ANDERSON )
Filed by Court

02/08/2002 in Department B1135, CLERK, Presiding
Request to Enter Default (AGAINST OMA HAMOU) - ENTERED

02/08/2002 in Department B1135, CLERK, Presiding
Request to Enter Default (AGAINST PEGGY A. ANDERSON) - ENTERED

02/08/2002 in Department B1135, CLERK, Presiding
Request to Enter Default (AGAINST ENIGMA ROYAL FILMS, LLC.) - ENTERED

See, the judgment against Oma Hamou has nothing to do with a "corporate" debt. It is against her as a PERSONAL debt, and heck, she didn't even show up in Court. Big surprise. And notice the personal debts against those other folks, including Don Morton, you know the old man who let her live in his house....

RobMoshein said...

According to "snoopy" Oma Hamou was too "afraid" to follow through on the promises she made in the Nov. 2005 post I published here. YET, two months later she wrote:

Oma
post Jan 13 2006, 03:34 AM

Before reviewing the massive documentation and realizing the depth of their hatred and their sadistic desire to hurt me and the extent to which they have gone to destroy my life I often spoke of forgiveness and reconciliation and approached them on this basis.

I used to want just relief, that is for them to leave me alone but now seeing that they have devoted five years of their lives in a monumental effort to destroy me, I have a new perspective.

It is now my desire to see JUSTICE served by having Bob Atchison, Pallasart and its associates experience the kind of devastation that they have fought so hard to inflict on me with no discernable provocation except the most far fetched, bizarre stretches of imagination.

Ms. Oma Hamou


Yep, she sounds scared witless. right. uh huh...

RobMoshein said...

Here is another good old Oma Hamou lie:

OMA

Posts: 34

Joined: 2003-12-23

Posted : 2004-01-06 12:04 AM
Post #213 - In reply to #189
Dear Mr. Gulikson:

[Boardrush] sued me personally not the company, Enigma. Despite what was written on the Pushkin website, I do have an attorney and we are working together to set this judgment aside and to get it before a jury. I can't comment any further but there is a large judgement and unless this matter is resolved they will walk away with something like $250,000 for doing nothing! [emphais added]

So, that attorney has been working for over six years now and nothing has happened yet??? That must be one huge bill Oma Hamou is paying in legal fees; or, there really was no attorney....Which makes sense to you?

RobMoshein said...

Blake,
Thanks for sending "snoopy's" responses from "skiing in colorado"...Maybe it more like he's "skiing" (I've learned is street slang for doing cocaine) in the street on Colorado Blvd in Santa Monica...far more likely than being in "Aspen/Denver" which, since I've been to both, "he" doesn't seem to know are like a four hour drive away, and the flight takes an hour....on a tiny plane.

I love how "he" tries to say Oma Hamou was "out of context" in her letter libeling Father Markel.

This sounds awfully "clear" to me, no "ifs" in it at all:

nor do you know the tricks that he used in order to get more money. He lied. But I am not the
first victim. You do not know that Father Markell wrote to me that he was
going to be murdered if I didn't send money and I had sent money and did give ALOT OF MONEY.... you have no idea what you are doing. Father Markell is under investigation not because of me, but because of several reasons and it involves many people. I was like you, I trusted and believed that all that
this wonderful priest said and did was the truth and it wasn't.


Oma Hamou is perfectly clear here about what she publicly wrote about Father Markel.....

RobMoshein said...

Oma Hamou, June 25, 2004, on her own website, Omahamou.com/June252004/htm

" In October 2000, I met this Russian Priest and gave to him two cashier checks totaling $10,000 to pay for on going work that I had commissioned on the Fedorovsky Cathedral.

Later in December, I received an e-mail from this priest that said that my cashier checks were no good and some of the workers had threatened to harm him. Immediately, I sent additional money to this priest to cover expenses. January 2001, together with this priest I went to the Bank in Russia and demanded to know where my money was? The cashier at the window told me in front of this Russian priest that he had deposited the cashier checks one week prior to my arrival (January 21, 2001) and had collected the funds.

Despite the obvious deception,
I continued to provide substantial amounts of money towards the restoration of the Fedorovsky Cathedral. In addition to the funds that I provided, I also issued a credit card in the name of this Russian priest for the specific purpose of purchasing equipment or anything else related to Church expenses.

So, how does a 2004 statement fit into the "timeline"???

RobMoshein said...

Now, here on December 26, 2004, Oma published an "article" about her "colorful history". Intersting, tho is this passage:

As a child Oma never bathed in luxury, as there was 6 children and at the age of 14 she decided to forge her own destiny. She traveled to Hollywood and succeeded: today she is not only an actress and a model but has written several novels, “Thunderstar”, “Teach Me How To Cry”, Shanty Town” and “As A Matter of Honour”.

However, Oma Hamou graduated High School in ALBION MICHIGAN, AFTER ATTENDING FOR FOUR YEARS. She admits as much on her classmates.com page. THEREFORE, the statement she left for Hollywood at age 14, and STAYED there was a BALD FACED LIE.

RobMoshein said...

My my my. At 11am, "snoopy" was off for "lunch and an afternoon of skiing", then at 1:43 pm, less than 3 hours later, he's back posting. Must have been a really short 'lunch' and not much of an "afternoon of skiing."

RobMoshein said...

typically stupid "snoopy"...my quote came from Oma Hamou's own website. Therefore, the fact she placed it there confirms the accuracy of the contents. Oma would "never" put up something false on her own site about herself,would she? I have the whole page archived myself.

http://omahamou.com/News/20030901.htm

RobMoshein said...

OK, cool. Thanks 'snoopy' for confirming that you claim the article I posted is all true.

SO,IF true, riddle me this Batman:

How can Oma Hamou run away to Hollywood at age 14 in 1977 and become "adopted" by a father figure, and stay in Hollywood being there between 1977 and '81,

and MAGICALLY at the very same time, spends the same four years in Albion Michigan and graduate in 1981 at age 18, from Albion High School which she ADMITS herself on classmates.com?


This is a good one....lets see how she explains this away...

I mean, come on. Either she was in California as a run away orphan, or in MICHIGAN attending and graduating from high school. Which one was it?? One story or the other has to be a LIE.

RobMoshein said...

OH, and before you pretend, oma/snoopy, that I can't prove what I said, here is the exact result one gets when you google "Oma Hamou" albion:

Albion High School, Albion, Michigan (MI)
Find 2754 of members alumni from Albion High School in Albion , MI . ... Oma Mcconnell. 1978-1981 .... Albion High School - Leiah's Senior Memories ...
www.classmates.com/directory/.../Albion%20High%20School_6.jsp?.

Mitzi said...

Not that this is my holiday or anything, but it is kind of sad to think of her sitting in some sad little place in California, pretending she is on a holiday in Colorado, pretending she is someone named Charlie wishing G-d to bless her and Father Markell, sad to think that she can't even keep the facts of her own life straight. I've seen Nitzi's notes about the sugar daddy.


Omele, darling, it's Christmas. Stop with the "Snoopy" figment already and go have a slice of fruitcake or something (but maybe fruitcake; as my Aunt Masada always said, you are what you eat). But darling, let go of the verstunkene bone for twenty minutes. Alright, you're alone, you have no friends except for the ones you invent, and you are a little nervous about the 28th. Darling, who wouldn't be? But couldn't you more profitably employ this time praying or something?

It's only because I care, Oma.

Mitzi

RobMoshein said...

Here is the direct link show one "Oma McConnell" as attending Albion High School from 1987-1981, the exact same age as "Oma Louise McConnell".

SO, which is it? Oma McConnell aka Oma Hamou aka Alexandra McConnell ran away to Hollywood at age 14 or she attended Albion High School from age 14-18?? You can't have it both ways...

http://74.125.47.132/search?q=cache:qtuhP5HpyzkJ:www.classmates.com/directory/school/Albion%2520High%2520School_6.jsp%3Forg%3D5563+%22oma+mcconnell%22+site:classmates.com&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

Oh, and why has Oma Hamou removed the classmates listing since then??

RobMoshein said...

OH, wait, it's still there. Oma McConnell still is listed as a 1981 graduate of Albion High School, Albion Michigan.

SO, did she run away to Hollywood at 14, and get adopted by "abba" and grow up there OR was she in Michigan??

The hard evidence says Michigan and therefore the "running away" at age 14 to Hollywood is a deliberate lie.

RobMoshein said...

OH, here's that direct link to the 1981 Albion Graduation class showing Oma McConnell:

http://www.classmates.com/community/class/list?communityId=5563&communityType=1&year=1981&page=2

RobMoshein said...

Why gee willikers batman!

Lookie at the Oma McConnell page on classmates! It has that Pic of Oma Hamou in the red dress, thrusting her Jay Leno chin in the air, and she even talks about having stalkers.

SO "snoopy" lied. Oma Hamou DID attend Albion High School, and didn't "run away to Hollywood" at age 14. She was in High School right thru 1981. So, no "little Oma" clutching a dollie and sack of clothes ran away to Hollywood. At the very minimum, a legally adult 18 year Old went voluntarily to Hollywood after graduating High School.

So, we know now the "runaway Oma" story is a crock of crap designed to elicit sympathy for her "activities"...

RobMoshein said...

sorry, it's a red pant suit, not a dress, before the loonies start screaming...

Rebecca Jordan said...

Dear ones,

Christmas was lovely. I'm sorry that you spent the holidays posting, Rob, but I can certainly understand your frustration at a Certain Person's inability to accept simple truths.

(1) The Father Markell story is undocumented. Your own recollection sitting at a table with him and Sautov vilifying Bob Atchison is not acceptable testimony, Oma. First, there is the fact that you lie reflexively. That never helps when you offer your unsupported word that something happened. You have been unable to offer anything other than your memory, but the evidence that you traduced Markell exists; some of it you posted yourself on the internet. The fact that you now do not accuse him of theft is nice, but has nothing to do with what happened in the past.

Ditto for your attempt to lash yourself to Sautov as part of some kind of Holy Trinity of Victims of Atchison. No dice, girlfriend. Pushkin wanted nothing to do with you before his death, and they want nothing to do with you now.

2) "Mike's" explanation as to how your account of the migration to California worked was so preposterous it isn't worth dignifying it with a rebuttal, but it would be a simple matter to do so. Merely bring it to the attention of classmates and see if they recall you disappearing to Hollywood for periods of time. Also, in the accounts of I read of this --- purportedly written by "Mike", I might add --- you ran away because it was becoming clear to you that your father was a little to eager with the fanny pats, so to speak. Are we supposed to believe that he let you run away periodically as long as you were back when the fall semester started or Easter break ended? Also, you didn't say you went out there when you were 17. You said that you went out there when you were 14. Actually, in one way "Mike's" preposterous explanation was a relief, since it means that the person "who was as a father to you" wasn't a complete child molester.

(3) pantsuit or short suit, it is a bad color for you, Oma.

So what are people's plans for New Year's Eve?

Rebecca

RobMoshein said...

I just LOVE how "snoopy" actually provides the evidence to prove his stories are LIES. Just read this one sentence from the UK article about Father Markell which "team hamou" so graciously posted:
Father Markell was staying with Christine and David Martin (the former BBC producer) in Glasgow's West End.

Christine and the late beloved David Martin are/were very close friends to Bob, and me. Christine was and is still most close to F. Markell, who is her personal "confessor".

Thanks for proving that Bob and F. M. are closely linked!

RJ, welcome back and thanks for sending me last nights psycho ramblings.

Yes, it IS pretty funny how they now decide it was ok for "poor abused little Oma" to run away for the summer, so long as she came crawling back to Albion Michigan to go back to school each September!

Lord, the lies just keep crumbling.

and for the RECORD: Bob never lied about Father Markell. Did Oma Hamou LIE about Father Markell when she wrote he "called her saying he would be harmed by the workers if she didn't send him money"?

Did OMA HAMOU LIE about Father Markell when she wrote:Father Markell wrote to me that he was
going to be murdered if I didn't send money


Did Oma Hamou LIE about Father Markell when she wrote he was a thief?

Did Oma Hamou LIE about Father Markell when she said she was "just another of his victims"??

Of course she did...she now denies that any of these things really happened....

RobMoshein said...

RJ, thanks for this morning's psycho update from the fictional 'snoopy'. Yes, I'd say that nerve is most raw, instead of addressing the real points, they keep blathering away about stuff Bob "said" six years ago or more, like anybody cares or it matters to anything.

Notice that tho "obsessed" with "providing documents to prove" their claims, where are the alleged "police reports" to prove their claims? why in "snoopy's imagination" of course. They won't produce them, they can't produce what doesn't exist.

So, PROVE Oma Hamou never said Father M. molested her. PROVE IT...we'll wait.

OH, and by the by, why did "snoopy" just conveniently ignore the close relationship between the Martins and Bob, you know, the people hosting Father M. at the time, who have remained our close friends for years now??

Why does "snoopy" ignore the reality of the lies about Oma Hamou "running away from her abusive child to Hollywood" which are all over her website and "biographies" she authorized?? The truth is she was Albion Michigan attending school from age 14 until just before her 18th birthday, which she admits herself....

Smoke and mirrors is right RJ. the typical "hamou MO" scream about the unimportant stuff long enough to deflect attention from the big stuff, Like that Hearing tomorrow morning in court about that pesky Felony Forgery charge in San Bernardino....

RobMoshein said...

Thanks for keeping me updated RJ. As always your comments are astute and on point.

The "double standard" "they" wish to apply is obvious. "Team Hamou" screams, rants, typed it in all caps over and over and over and over and over that "I" am under an obligation to prove that every single thing I say is "true" not just to the best of my knowledge, but really for honest "true". YET, they refuse to play by the same rules.

I've already answered the question once. I will only repeat the answer one last time. Bob never lied.

Now, the burden shifts to "Team Hamou" to PROVE for realsies that he did. Not just their say so, but really honest injun for a stone cold fact did.

I will not address the issue further, no matter how many times they want to bring it up, until they prove it.

RobMoshein said...

Sorry "snoopy" but YOUR own "rules" require that "to the best of my personal knowledge" just is NOT good enough. PROVE your statement or it is libelous and of no importance.

RobMoshein said...

RJ, your emails crack me up!

You're so right, there is nothing funnier than an idiot trying to write, when they don't even understand the terms they use. That overnight sandman thing was hysterical. I mean, it's incoherent, but the obvious lack of understanding of the "three dollar words" it sprinkled into its writing to try to appear educated or witty was what made it a howler...

The moron doesn't even know what a "pleb" is...
–noun
1. a member of the plebs; a plebeian or commoner.
in other words, a "common working person"!

and the really hysterical one is the mis use of "lacunae"...really great fun because it unwittingly reveals the truth behind what "sandman" writes:

Lacuna: –noun, plural -nae  
1. a gap or missing part, as in a manuscript, series, or logical argument; hiatus.

Boy howdy are there a LOT of "missing parts" to sandman's "logical arugments" ROFLMAO...

Cant WAIT to hear about the Pre Trial Conference for Oma Hamou's Felony Forgery charge. Maybe all of the screaming from "team Hamou" all weekend is because today won't go well for her...Thats the usual pattern.

RobMoshein said...

oh yeah, by the way, sandman the idiot "Lacuna" is the singular. You asked forgiveness for the "many Lancuna" the PLURAL is "Lacunae" (preferred) or at least "Lacunas" (acceptable) you illiterate dolt.

Anonymous said...

My apologies to everyone for the long absence, but HIH Grand Duchess Bubbalova's affairs, even in death, can be very consuming.

I have returned to this forum, in fact, to inquire whether any of you have any knowledge that might shed light on recent events that have left her family in a state of confusion. The GD has begun to appear to her descendants in a series of dreams, and they are so specific that they are convinced her spirit has somehow gotten entwined with someone else's.

Her grandnephew Philbus was taking a nap today just before lunch, and GD Bubba appeared before him in one foul mood. Some uppity judge had gotten cranky with her this morning for dragging some criminal case on and on. She was kind of incoherent but kept muttering that it was not her fault that she was late for court and not there when first the bailiff and then the judge called the case. She said that ever since she lost her lady's maid in 1959 she has trouble finding the right shoes, and the pair of black patent 3" heels she had on hand were a bit much with a black-and-white print dress which was the only thing she had enough money to pick up from the cleaners. Bubba thought about going topless to distract from the high heels -- or at least taking some old photos of herself -- but she thought better of it, as she realized it's not likely that ghost boobs could sway judges.

Bubba was pissed off royally (no pun intended), because they were expecting her to show up with some kind of rent money she had kept promising to pay. But how the hell is a ghost supposed to get money? Bubba's days of living off men are long past, and no one can really expect a ghost to get a real job.

Anyway, the judge was in no mood to hear any more from her, boobs hanging out or not, and he said he was sick and tired of Bubba and her attorney, who was dressed very dapperly in a gray suit, asking for one continuance after another. The judge told her to haul her ass back to court on January 13 either to pay the money she owed or to enter a plea and get ready for trial.

Poor Bubba started sobbing and asking why judges keep getting pissed at her when she can't show up in court or can't meet the terms being imposed on her. Don't they know how often women defendants get sick, have car accidents, have friends who have deformed babies, can't find their purses, mislay their checkbooks, break a heel, can't find a parking place?

The old gal was very confused, as none of this was really happening to her but everybody kept talking to her like it was.

Philbus was also very concerned about what might be happening to Bubba in the spirit world, because the great lady was looking none the better for wear, and the straight pullback hairdo sort of accentuated that famous Romanov chin.

Could anyone here help me explain this to GD Bubba's family?

Thanking you in advance,

Seamus McGrope

Illuminati II said...

O Mighty Shovel!

At last, I think that your faithful and only minion has achieved success! As requested, I was in court this morning to take notes. I hate to sound whiny, but if I had known the ghost of Bubbalova was going to pull special guest appearances in dreams, I could have slept in, but a minion's life is a hard one.

Anyway, O Mystic Master of Mayhem, Ms. H. was dressed in a black and white print and black patent leather heels, really tall ones. They made her look taller than she actually is, which is good. I would estimate that she has dropped some weight since I last saw her during the Gremlin chase in Texas, and now packs it in at about 160 lbs. She was late to court, which kind of peeved the judge off, and he got a little snappy with her lawyer, kind of the way Your Exalted Evilness does with me when I am late reporting to the spaceship.

The long and the short of it is that she didn't have the money, and so she got another continuance, but the judge was really sharp about how this case has been dragging on since July and he is sick of these delays, and the next time she either coughs it up or this thing is going to trial.

I will have the transcripts to you as soon as I finish typing them. It would be a lot easier if I could read my own writing, or had another minion to help.

In haste, but kissing the hem of your robe, I remain,

Illuminati the Second

Unknown said...

I went to court this morning to give my old friend support because us working girls have to stick together. But I couldn't hear a damned thing.

This weird old lady in this flowery dress was sitting next to me knitting like a lunatic. And she kept reaching into her purse and taking a bite of what looked like some kind of lettuce sandwich. Gross. Between her munching and those damn clacking knitting needles, I couldn't hear much of what went on except I could tell the judge was p.o.'d.

The old lady pulled out a handkerchief that had something embroidered on it, maybe like a name. I couldn't seen the whole thing, but I did make out "Defarge".

And did I say she stank? Some kind of sickly sweet odor like my grandmama's friends used to wear. Except this old biddy was drenched in it. Gag me with a spoon.

aleksandr romanov said...

Holy Moose and Squirrel, Seamus McGrope! Link you have established is amazing down to moment where H.I.H. Bubbalova is incoherent and muttering! This is typical behavior in times of crisis for Her Imperial Highness, she will claim that anxiety overwhelms her and sink under attack of the vapors. Many, many times Grand Duke her father must pour water on top of Bubbalova until her robes are drenched and cling tightly to every curve of her body as he stares longingly --- wait, where was I? Da, this stems back to incident of 1938 where Bubbalova has rented villa on Cap d'Antibes from lonely old woman whom she cannot pay. Case dragged on for years until court in Hamburg finally declares in 1970 that Bubbalova cannot prove that she is not owing the money, but by this time no one cares, old lady is long dead. Of course so is Bubbalova.

Life. Life is hard as Count Tolstoy said. How wise he was.

Sasha

Gomer said...

goddam but that courtroom was crowded this morning we all went down to lend Lil Bit some support and we could hardly get ourselvbes into the dam room what with the line of people. there was this weird kinda guy in a robe with glowing eyes and then there was an old lady with kinttin needles and she was offering everybody some kind of ratty looking sanwiches and there was these two women sitting by themselves with them little stars of david things around there necks just taking notes and one of them said see i told you we should come this is your act 3 darling which i didnt rightly understand but what the hell theres a lot about Lil Bits life i never understood like how she was living here in cali and in MI at the same time. I think Lil Bit got under that judges ass tho and i hope she has sense enough to bring the money when she comes back in jauary. Big Mama was pure upset when she found out that we were going to hacve to come over for another one of these things because she dont rightly know if the Gremlin is gonna stand it.

Rebecca Jordan said...

Dear Ms. H,

I just signed on to see if there was any news, and lo and behold, there is. I am a little confused, though. How is someone showing up for a public civil action stalking? You have spent a lot of time on your various forums demonstrating that you are a figure of international importance. That means you are in the public eye, and that means that people will be interested in your doings. You can't have it both ways.

Three inch black patent leather heels? Really?

Very Dynasty!

RJ

Anonymous said...

Here I am, my dears. All confused again.

It would seem to me that Ms. Hamou/McConnell/Murphy would welcome having people attend public court in San Bernardino County so that they could corroborate her version of what is happening with her felony charge. That way, her claim that that nice Mr. Moshein is the liar in his recounting her famous court case against that dear Mr. Atchison would be more credible, don't you see?

Why, if it were me, I would certainly want my version of a story supported by independent observation. The only reason I can think that anyone would be upset is if they were not telling the tru .....

Ohhhhh. Yes. Now I see the problem, my dears. Please excuse me for taking up your time. Too much goat cheese just confuses me no end, and I'm not so quick on the uptake when that happens.

Anonymous said...

Give it a rest, Illuminati. Not every task I give you is an invitation to start whining again about having no staff.

And in case you haven't noticed, you're hardly the only one who attended court this morning. Why in the ninth orbit of Vercanus do you think I need even you -- much less a whole staff of minions -- when you keep getting upstaged by these humans, er other people?

The wrong runway. That attack cat taking out your crew. Losing the Gremlin. Now who the hell can lose a Gremlin, for Meurduthia's sake?

Much more of this and you're looking at a pink slip that leaves you stranded in Victorville. You think the brackhunds of Lurmino are something to fear? Wait till you try to find a good restaurant in Victorville.

RobMoshein said...

For the record, neither Bob nor I, and certainly not "Pallasart" had anything to do with anyone being at Oma's Court appearance this morning.

We have nothing to fear as we asked nothing of anyone. Quite the opposite, someone who has been following both sides wanted the know the truth about what happened in Court, as Oma's story just didn't make sense. Yes, I was provided the details along with several others, AFTER others posted here in my blog.

The real truth is that someone was in court only to get the truth of what happened and what was said. That person couldn't care less about me, bob OR Oma, and were chosen for that very reason, so an unbiased account would be made. A complete description of her clothing and her lawyer was made strictly so that it could be proven someone was there.

Oma was LATE to Court. She and her lawyer missed the first TWO times her case was called on the Docket. Judges do not like defendants being late to court, and the Judge was clearly put out by that. Oma Hamou said she was requesting another continuance as she "did not have all the money" HER EXACT WORDS. The Judge was very put out that the Defendant was asking for a continuance over and over, and he made it expressly clear that Oma Hamou had until January 11 to come up with the money to execute the Civil compromise or else he would require her to show up again on January 13 to enter her Plea and stand for Preliminary Hearing on the evidence.

I highly doubt anyone would think that a person unrelated to anyone here, sitting in a public hearing in a Court room open to the public is "stalking" of any kind. Let's face it, Oma's court hearing dates are PUBLIC RECORD...

So now the truth is indeed known. The delays are all because Oma Hamou aka Alexandra McConnell DOES NOT HAVE THE MONEY. Period. Not the DA's fault, not the lawyers. But her own. But then, is anyone surprised?

RobMoshein said...

and again for the record:
NOBODY wishes Oma Hamou harm of any kind. Not me, nor Bob nor whoever had someone in Court. Nobody was in Court to harm anyone.

Since "snoopy" insists on the "truth" that person decided to make certain of what was true about the goings on in Court today.

Anonymous said...

Oh, dear. How very distressing. Does anyone have an update on how poor Ms. Hamou/McConnell/Murphy's visit to the emergency room is going? The darling must be in a simply frightful state, especially having to keep those heels on all day.

And poor Snoopy. Having to interrupt his delightful holiday romp in Colorado to race to Ms. H/M/M's side. I do hope he doesn't have trouble getting all those boxes of documents he keeps at hand day and night onto the plane. Even if he has to leave his four skis behind.

Perhaps Mike Newson can take some photos of her in the hospital so that she can post them all over the internet to show just how distressed she was by today's inconvenient revelations. I'm sure people would feel ever so much sorrier for her if they could see her distress in a full-color glossy, perhaps with her hands crossed across her breasts and her head bowed in tearful submission to her tribulations. It would be so very dramatic and heart-rending, my dears. Surely you all agree.

RobMoshein said...

Gee, something just occurred to me. Since "snoopy" has enough money for a long Christmas vacation skiing in "Aspen" why hasn't he just GIVEN Oma Hamou the money to pay the civil compromise.

I mean, I've been skiing in Aspen, Christmas weekend is high peak rate, every penny of $350 a night, plus lift tickets, meals, and plane fare...why the cost of his weekend skiing would have easily covered most of Oma's bill...

Mitzi said...

Penny, darling, I know how concerned you are, but darling, there are conflicting reports. She had an "anxiety attack" or she has "a heart thing", she was unclear when she was posting as "Snoopy". Either way, oy.

Also, the figments aren't much in the way of friends, are they? All
this time they sit around offering her advice like "you should sue!" and no one thinks to tell her "you should make sure you have the money in hand on the 28th!" Come on, figments, you can do better than that! As a matter of fact, you could do better than that if you would just lend her some money. What is it with figment "Snoopy" and the whole "she didn't ask me for it"? Omele should buy a dog and bark for herself? A friend would offer without having to be asked is all I'm saying, unless there were reasons why the "friend" couldn't come up with the gelt, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.

Bitsy said that she was all alone in court today. What's the deal, figments? You have all the time in the world to hang out online screaming at Robbele. but none of you could drive the lady to court? What kind of people are you? Oh . . . I forgot.

Anyway, Bitsy said that Nitzi was shocked. No demure glasses, no oatmeal sweater and black skirt with boots. Just a pair of really tall heels. I myself have nothing to say about this, Penelope and Rebecca. I'm what you might call pocket-sized myself, and I've done the shtick with the heels. Otherwise I spend a lot of time telling tall girls with little dogs to follow the yellow brick road, if you know what I mean.

Come on, you figments, get it together. I post because I care, darling. Someone has to.

RobMoshein said...

am I the only one who noticed that "snoopy" posts with SUCH authority about what the judge said or did not say, except, well, he was NOT IN COURT! so how could he know for certain? Well, that answer is obvious.

Wait, it's all been pretty obvious all along, come to think of it...

and as always, Oma Hamou has to be "in hospital" when a Court orders her to do something...That record is very old and very broken.

(records are things we used to have for sound recordings before CDs and cassette tapes. A broken record would skip and repeat the same phrase over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. Just like Team Hamou.)

RobMoshein said...

I wish there were a tape from Blake on today's nonsense. I can just hear the phone call:

"LAPD how may I help you?"

"My friend is going to the hospital, she's having an anxiety heart thing...she's being stalked, harassed, threatened....she's scared."

"Ummm, sir, who are you?"

"I'm Justin, snoopy...."

"Ummm, snoopy?"

"I"m Justin, my friend Oma Hamou is being stalked,harassed, threatened by sick assholes..."

"OK sir. Why are you calling if someone else is being stalked?"

"She's in the hospital, freaking out. I'm skiing in Aspen..."

"Uh huh. So exactly where did this happen?"

"In Victorville, the Court..."

"Sir, Victorville is in San Bernardino County, why are you calling LAPD?"

"You don't UNDERSTAND. Pallasart and these GAY men in Texas are stalking her, threatening her, harassing her...."

"Oh right, ok....They're in TEXAS? or they were in Victorville??"

"Those ASSHOLES are in Texas, they sent someone to Court today to harass threaten and stalk my friend."

"Uh, what? Who did they send?"

"I don't know, somebody..."

"What exactly did that person do?"

"Nothing, but they were THERE to threaten harass and stalk my friend when she was in Court..."

"Ummm, so someone you don't know, did nothing? but your friend is in the hospital because someone you don't know didn't do or say anything?"

"NOOOO, she being STALKED dammit. those gay assholes in Texas, Pallasart is behind all this..."

"Wait, Pallasart??? what is Pallasart?"

"A web design company. a TINY web design company run by Bob Atchison a GAY man..."

"Wait, wait...this Atchison guy was in Victorville in Court??

"NOO. dammit....He SENT someone to Court to stalk harass and threaten my friend when she had to appear in Court..."

"Umm, ok. Just why was your friend in Court."

"She has a Felony Forgery charge, but its all because of those GAY men in Texas, they posted about my friend Oma's felony record and her companies debts, its THEIR fault...They TOLD what happened in Court today...they're stalking threatening and harassing my friend."

"Wait wait, what?? Well, how did they threaten your friend..."

"Well, Bob Atchison may have said he'd have the Russian Mafia shred my friend"

"I see, and when was this?"

"Seven years ago....he's always threatening her..."

"Well, what has he done lately to threaten her?"

"Nothing, but I KNOW he's recruiting people on his Russian History Website to threaten stalk and harass my friend..."

"Sir, call the Victorville Police Department or the San Bernardino Sheriff...If someone you don't know, went to court, said nothing and did nothing to your friend, who didn't even KNOW this person was there, and now she's freaking out in the hospital, and you say some gay men in Texas are behind all this but have never come near her, or actually made any direct threats, well, I just don't think we can help..."

click.

Anonymous said...

Heh, heh, heh.

So Hamou has wanted to pay Batchelor for months? She wanted to pay Batchelor with cash or a good check right after she stiffed her, but Batchelor went on the internet and refused to accept the money Hamou owed her. Hamou comes to court ready to pay, but the DA forgets the paperwork. She comes to court ready to pay again, but the DA doesn't know how much the "cashier's check" should be made out for. Hamou assures everyone that she is going to be good to go on December 28, when the money will be forthcoming and the case will be dismissed.

One little problem. Some enterprising person made it to court today to find ... what? Hamou drug her fanny into court late. She didn't have the money to pay up. (You know. The money she's had available for months and months to clear this matter up, if only everyone else would get their acts together.) The judge is getting tired of the constant defense runarounds. No more continuances. Pay up in two weeks or go to trial. (You know. The trial Hamou has been insisting for months is not going to happen, because the DA really just wants to offer his kind assistance to all parties in getting this unfortunate little misunderstanding cleared up so everyone will be happy.)

Maybe she'll come up with the money in two weeks. Maybe not. But one thing is clear. Her characterization of what has happened so far in this case is just another round in her long pattern of obfuscation, half-truths, and outright lies.

Heh, heh, heh.

JustinEdward said...

So "I" am over there posting about how "I" am on my big vacation in Aspen (I wish) but "I" can't lend the money to Oma because she hasn't "asked" me. What a load of shit. She'd take a loan from anybody if she can't raise the money to pay that woman by the 11th, trust me. I also like the idea that while she is going to the hospital and being treated for "anxiety attacks", she still has time to call "me" and keep "me" posted about how severe the attack is. WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT!

Justin

Mitzi said...

Omele, darling, you have a Mercedes??? Hock the damn thing and pay your debt! I mean, not for anything, but under the circumstances, wouldn't a Kia Rio be more sensible?

Also, you know very well my name is Mitzi Kedem, darling, unless you are trying to deny that you did an interview with my sister Nitzana? Are you having anxiety attacks or bouts of amnesia?

Mitzi KEDEM

RobMoshein said...

Sigh, thanks Blake.

Umm "snoopy" is clearly more stupid and dense than even I thought.

Look idiot. I never "admitted" I was Blake and did it not occur to you moron that if I "were" Blake, why the hell would I post under MY name and not just post another tape from Blake?? Blake is Blake, I'm me, Bob is Bob and NONE of us is Rebecca Jordan. You Clueless dickwipe....

and YOU are supposed to be some paragon of intelligence?

Clearly, not.

Rebecca Jordan said...

Hmm. Yesterday I posted that it will be easy to verify her claims that she arrived in Hollywood as an adolescent --- she claimed to be 14. I even outlined how a reasonably enterprising investigator could do it. Today she seems to have attracted the scrutiny of someone intent upon discovering the truth about her claims in regard to Mrs. Batchelor. This kind of public scrutiny is anathema to someone who operates as she does, and I don't doubt that she has indeed been quite anxious all day. But her post as "Scooch-Pooch" takes the proverbial cake. For nine years this woman has shredded the reputations of Rob Moshein and Bob Atchison at every opportunity, and she wonders why they might be slightly annoyed with her? She owes Atchison twenty thousand dollars and has publicly taunted him that she has no intention of paying it, and she wonders why they are annoyed? She misses no opportunity to make disparaging comments about gay men and "life partners" and the rest of the tommyrot that is routinely offered up as discourse over on her silly forum --- far sillier than this one, in my humble opinion --- and she wonders why they might be annoyed with her?

I came into this situation because I was curious about someone who had used the same name as me. But even I am slightly annoyed at this point.

And why are you so sure that whoever was in court today was there at the behest of Moshein and Atchison? Surely there are other companies and people who might be interested. Perhaps American Express has decided to make a concerted effort to recoup their money. Perhaps Tina Vanveen has friends who are interested in the outcome.

Curiouser and curiouser.

RJ

Rebecca Jordan said...

Oh, good. She seems to be recovering from her "anxiety attacks", and is back top posting foul-mouthed little attacks that people can't "prove" what she is saying is a lie.

You're missing the point, girlfriend. Yes, they can. You must be the dumbest grifter on the planet.

As dear Orson Welles used to say, "the weed of crime bears bitter fruit."

Oh, and who exactly are the "Monarchists"? Do you have ties to a renascent League of the Scarlet Pimpernel or something? "Hoity-toity, proud citoyenne!"

RJ

Rebecca Jordan said...

. . . and now the figments are back-slapping each other. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

RJ

Mitzi said...

Omele, darling.

You know perfectly well that Nitzana did not offer an affadavit to your lawyer (is this the lawyer you stiffed, sweetheart? Pardon me, is this one of the lawyers you stiffed?) And Nitzi does indeed have sisters. One of them was with her today in the courtroom, darling.

I know that stress is painful, but liars never prosper.

Mitzi Kedem

RobMoshein said...

RJ

The really beauty part is that Oma Hamou had what? a MONTH or so to have the money in place to pay up, but waited until the morning of the hearing to get around it it, and EXPECTS anyone to believe such bs??

The witness in court today said she "didn't have all the money" and needed more time. And by the by dimwite snoopy, anything said by her lawyer is as if she said it herself so leave the smileyfaces to the 10 year olds...oh wait....

RobMoshein said...

Oh, RJ

With all the excitement of today's information that Oma can't come up with the scratch to pay, I forgot to answer your question.

Our plans for New years are quiet. Lobster for me, Chicken in Mushroom cream sauce for Bob (he's not into lobster) and good Champagne, with the Vienna New Years Eve concert on PBS. Not exciting but nice.

RobMoshein said...

Oh RJ,

That thing about an "affidavit" from Nitzana Kedem is a crock of crap. David Slater was under a legal obligation, as was Foster Malish & blair, to provide any affidavits to be used in the litigation with Bob, prior to the litigation, and if they FAILED to do so, any such information could not be introduced at trial...We never pushed the issue, because she couldn't use it at trial if not produced.


NO such affidavit was mentioned, much less produced. More LIES from Team Hamou. and watch they won't publish it either...because it doesn't exist

Rebecca Jordan said...

Oma, if you want proof that I am not Bob Atchison, Rob just gave it to you. I wouldn't pass up lobster for chicken at gunpoint.

Mitzi sent out a scorching round-robin e-mail already, and I think she has demonstrated beyond the shadow of a doubt that her sister Nitzana offered no affidavit in support of anything that had to do with Oma Hamou. And may I just say that for a kindly old Jewish grandmother, she knows words that put Oma to shame! Of course she was born in Brooklyn, but still!

I'm leaving the city for Long Island on Thursday morning. You couldn't pay me to be near midtown on New Year's Eve, and frankly I don't need the accide. Frobisher and I will see 2010 in together; there's going to be a bonfire on the beach hosted by my nearest neighbors, the Perfect Family, so dubbed because of their children's extraordinary good looks. It was fun being with my family for Christmas, but I could stand a quiet New Year.

RJ

RobMoshein said...

RJ

Oma IS "snoopy" so I doubt anything in Mitzi's email, which I read, would make Oma feel shame. Jealous, probably, but not shame.

Rebecca Jordan said...

Dear "Scooch-Pooch" (who of course is Oma),

Way back last summer, long before you and your "mother" (who of course is Oma) were invented, this forum was invaded by someone named Tina Vanveen, who turned out to (1) actually know Oma Hamou and (2) be a real person (imagine the shock!). Tina was not best pleased with Ms. H, and seemed to blame her for certain aspects of her life that were not working, like the fact that she was incarcerated. Ms. Vanveen apparently had a boyfriend.

I am not "throwing" out a name at all, little breadstick. Like American Express, Variety, the Morton Family, Marcus Demian and sundry others (including Rob Moshein and Bob Atchison, I do grant you that), Ms. Vanveen has what might be euphemistically described as "strong feelings" in regard to Oma Hamou.

Hope that clears things right up.

RJ

RobMoshein said...

Sorry little unleavened baked good, but the truth is more sad than even your little made up self. Oma Hamou was proven to be sending abusive emails to Bob Atchison, dozens and dozens using made up names. Now the cool part, the INSTANT Bob reported it to the police, and I proved to the police how it WAS Oma Hamou from her hotel room in Austin, they STOPPED, instantly and not a single email was ever sent again. Not one...Coincidence? Nahhhh.

Anonymous said...

Dears, why all this palaver about inconsequential things?

Ms. Hamou/McConnell/Murphy is in the hospital. The hospital, my dears. I think we should all be solicitous for her health until the nature of her problem is diagnosed. Is it a simple panic disorder? A bad heart? An advanced case of melodramatitis? (Oh, do please let it not be that. Such a horrible, horrible disease for all concerned.)

I do hope that wonderfully creative photographer, Mr. Mike Newson, can post some pictures of the panel of doctors administering to her in the Emergency Room, just so we know she was getting the care her condition required and her status in the entertainment industry deserved.

I know it must have been a shock for Ms. H/M/M to realize that she really has run out of runway in dragging her felony case into Year 2 and that the money really must be paid, and soon, if she is to avoid conviction and -- perish the thought -- even jail. After her magnificent home, her domestic staff, and her MERCEDES, the accommodations there would simply be unbearable.

I remember how rough it was on Martie Stewart, and she was allowed to bring in her own pillows and throw covers. Martie is a wonderful person, but able to survive a bad color scheme she is most decidedly not.

RobMoshein said...

Well good morning all. We have more confirmation that the Judge was not "pleased" with Oma Hamou, courtesy of the official minutes of yesterday posted online:

COURT STATES THIS WILL STAY WITHIN THE CURRENT TIME WAIVER WITH NO FURTHER CONTINUANCES.

RobMoshein said...

Oh, and get your facts straight 'snoopy'...I PROVED Oma Hamou sent harassing emails from her hotel room in Austin texas, When I traced one from "Stan Sutherkind" which made references to material filed just that day in the litigation here:

http://omahamoureport.org/OmaAustin.htm

I traced another one sent the previous day, originally thinking DFW, but it turned out was subleased to the Marriot Hotel chain for use by their AUSTIN hotels.

Det. Fortune didn't say he didn't believe Bob, and in fact told me personally it WAS Oma, but that the content did not present a 'clear and present" threat to Bob so there was nothing he could do. FAR more interesting is how the very MINUTE Det. Fortune spoke with Oma, these emails from "supposed" strangers to Bob stopped! From dozens a day, to ZERO, none. Coincidence?? Det Fortune didn't think so.

RobMoshein said...

I'm not lying. Here is the Court minute record:

http://170.164.31.10/openaccess/CRIMINAL/minute.asp?courtcode=X&casenumber=FVI802540&defnbr=3045972&defseq=1&otnmseq=0&dsn=&actioncode=PPRLM&actiondate=20091228&actiontime=8.3

read it for yourself. Why should anyone believe "Brian Watson" said ANYTHING. How about he sends me an email confirming in writing what you claim?? hmmm??? bet he won't...OR better yet, have Oma Hamou give her permission for me to call him and he can freely discuss the case with me on the phone. I'll make that call....

Russophile said...

Well it's getting ready to snow here in Oregon, and though I do love the snow, my friend Jill wants to go back to Hawai'i. Well I want to go to Maui but Jill wants to go back to the Big Island. Tell me,JustinEdward, is the Hulihe'e Palace open for business? Last time Mr. Russo and I went in 2006 it was damaged by a tsunami or something. We couldn't see much at all but gave a donation and walked the grounds. Then we found a faboo beach up the street with sand so fine it was like it came from a commercial sand box. . . ah!!
Oh Hi BFF! Hope you can get some Lobster from the Perfect Family. Had lobster bisque on the cruise last January and my! It was so lovely and rich! To DIE for! Happy New Year!

Russophile said...

You know, now that I go back and read all this, it's really creepy to send somebody to the court house to stalk somebody. Guarenteed BFF, I'd lose a bet to you of some lovely Cristal that Mr. Moshein wouldn't call the police were I ever to show up in Austin court if he were attending. Really. He'd be on the phone in a NY Minute. And since he'd be upset, you can see why Ms. Hamou is having a panic attack.

RobMoshein said...

What is really creepy is that Oma Hamou has not one shred of genuine evidence that Bob or I ever threatened her. EVER. It doesn't exist.

YOU however, have on at least three separate occasions, which I have copies, where you made it clear you would gladly cause me harm.

NOBODY "stalked" Oma Hamou. The person responsible for someone being in Court, who "under penalty of Perjury" is not me nor Bob, nor anyone acting on our request, was tired of hearing ludicrous claims of Hamou's many court hearings and her continued requests for continuances and simply wanted an unbiased account of what happened in Court. Period.

Creepy is Oma Hamou playing it to the hilt with claims of anxiety attacks, hospital visits and the like. My baby sister used to do the same thing as a child, playing the smallest thing into something way out of proportion. My Dad called her performances "Sarah Heartburn". I'd say the same for Oma Hamou.

Russophile said...

Yup, and Mr. Moshein, I expect you to blow everything you have (which is not doing you harm, mind you) completely out of proportion like you usually do, play the victim, the Sarah Heartburn role, you learned well, sir, from your sister.

RobMoshein said...

Well, Russophile,

Thank you at least for agreeing with me (yup) that Oma Hamou has no evidence I have ever threatened her harm and that she is blowing this all out of proportion.

I'm glad that we can agree on that much.

Rebecca Jordan said...

What a day.

Anyway, I am certainly not getting between you and Mr. Moshein, BFF. However, I don't really think that it was creepy to find out what actually happened in court yesterday. It was apparent months ago that Oma is, to put it charitably, a big fat liar, and that no matter what logic was applied to her yarns, she would persist in spinning them. That's fine and dandy for those people who want to believe them, but it can be a little trying for the people at whom she directs her malice. That would be Moshein and Atchison. Since Atchison hasn't posted here in months, I am at a loss as to why she directs so much of her crap at him, but that's the wacky world of Oma Hamou. It really only has to make sense to her, doesn't it?

So yesterday there was an effort made to determine what is actually going on with her legal trials. No one was suborned, no one was stalked. People --- and why are you so sure that it was only one person? --- sat in a courtroom and kept their eyes and ears open. It was a public space. At no point did they approach Oma Hamou or Brian Watson or Judge Allen or anyone. They just listened and took notes. No law was broken, as I am sure the LAPD was happy to explain to Oma ("Snoopy") when she called to register a complaint (which of course she did). I suppose they explained that to her (him) as soon as they finished explaining the concept of jurisdiction.

What's the big deal? It didn't uncover anything that we didn't already know. She can't come up with the money, she will as always resort to grifter's tricks to cover herself ("my bank wouldn't release the funds", oh, please, girlfriend, you had a month to get ready for this). At least she didn't "accidentally" try and write a check on a closed account.

So no, BFF, I don't really think it is creepy. And if Rob winds up in a public courtroom after attacking you all over the internet and you want to traipse down to Austin to take a peek, go for it. Assuming that he cannot prove you have threatened him with bodily harm, there's nothing to stop you, and the Austin police will pay about as much attention to you as the "LAPD" did to Ms. Hamou. Or did I miss something? Rob, have you been hauled off to the clink on "stalking" charges? Did anyone call you at all?

No. I didn't think so.

Happy New Year to you as well, BFF, and I hope that Oregon weathers the storm. We are supposed to get slammed by New Year's Eve, and it is as cold as a witch's tit here today. Old expression of Harry.

Do either of you (Rob/BFF) want to recommend a good champagne to take to the bonfire for the The Perfect Family Adults? I am mulling cider for the kiddies. I will spend about $125 without complaining.

Thanks!

RJ

RobMoshein said...

RJ,

Mumm's de Cramant is my fav. and well under $100, about $60 or so.

You might see if Krug NV is on sale, should be at right at $100 or a bit less. Krug vintage and Salon are my absolute must haves, but alas, north of $200 even in today's economy.

Forget Cristal by Roederer. Over rated, over priced, under quality. "label snobs" drink Cristal, people with more taste than money won't touch it. Once was great. Today, not so much.

Cheers,
Rob

Anonymous said...

G-dammit it, sis. Ema been raising hell with me for two days about her favorite black stockings going missing and I been telling her she just put them in the wrong drawer. I'm telling Gomer about it to see if he can get Ema to shut up until he tells me that YOU were wearing black stockings in court yesterday. What the hell? Black stockings. Them shiny black high heels. You wantin to be picked up for street walking too? Ain't you got enough trouble.

And why you going out of your way to piss that judge off by getting there late? Way I hear it, all that crap you been giving the family about this case dragging on because the DA couldn't get his shit together ain't the way the judge sees it. Gomer said the judge went out of his way to make it clear he was sick and tired of YOUR attorney being the one who was always asking for another hearing and promising everthing would be cleared up by then.

Gomers asking me to go to court next time cause he was a nervous wreck by the time he got out. Some old woman was sitting behind him with them damn noisy knitting needles driving him crazy and smelling like rotted cheese and catnip.

And bring them black stockings back or Ema's gonna drive us all crazy. I ain't told her you had them cause she'd want to scratch your dammed eyes out and ain't nobody here in a mood for another one of your cat fights.

RobMoshein said...

Bob is not Rebecca. Bob is no one but Bob. Bob hasn't posted. All of your attempts to claim that any of us are Bob are just more lies. You have been repeatedly corrected on that, but you stubbornly and obsessively insist that we are. It is not sane to do so. No matter how many times you claim we are Bob, none of us will ever be magically changed into Bob.

Anonymous said...

I'm Bob.

RobMoshein said...

Bob Atchison, Rev., Bob ATCHISON...

RobMoshein said...

Ms P, to answer your question about what "Jim" wrote:

"She spent years trying to befriend you and reconcile with you"

That statement is a bald faced intentional lie. It is in no manner true. Oma Hamou has done nothing except harass, defame, disparage and file nonsense lawsuits (which she didn't even follow thru on) against Bob, and me, for some seven years now. Her attempt to "reconcile" was nothing more than a DEMAND that we never speak the truth about Oma Hamou and her history of felony convictions, arrests and debts.

The woman is a psycho. Her "friends" are psycho (just read 'snoopy' or "handmaiden") or her friends are just "made up" like "Stan Sutherkind"....

Russophile said...

And I'm Spartacus.
Hello BFF! Took an HOUR to get home last night and you know we don't live too far from the office. Crazy people decide to ditch their cars in the middle of the streets and intersections here. OY!
Anywho, as much as it pains me to admit it, Mr. Moshein is quite right about Cristal, in the late 80's it was something! Lovely stuff! But yes, it's run it's course. And I haven't much experience with Champagnes except Moet and Chandon that the ex's father always kept around though they did have some lovely sparkling wines from Spain they kept about that were considered "champagne" but you know that's really a mule in a horses harness. Were I you, I'd take Mr. M up on that brand and get one for yourself. You'll look faboo with a lovely, tastefull hostess gift and have another stashed away for later. Chao!

Rebecca Jordan said...

I have sent my secretary out with instructions to purchase two bottles of the Mumm's. There will be several adults as well as kidlings, so I am sure it will be consumed. Thanks!

I am astonished at the transcripts Oma has published on her forum. I assume that what prevented you and Bob from agreeing to it was (1) common sense and (2) the fact that she lost the case and therefore owes you money.

With apologies to Mitzi, the chutzpah is pretty thick over there.

Meanwhile, I hope that the figments will be chipping in so that she won't be embarrassed by another failure to pay? Can't you ask that nice Jim Sproul, Ms. H? My understanding is that he financed your last legal shenanigans.

Is it still snowing out there, BFF? And no, I didn't know you live close to your office. How handy! can you walk to work? Did you walk home last night? because I have to say, what you are describing sounds about one step away from the Donner Party! Rob, did Austin get hit? One of our assistant VPs expected a lot of trouble getting out of DFW this morning, but it wasn't bad at all.

Stay warm!

RJ

Russophile said...

Donner, party of 12, your table is ready! Donner, party of 12!

RobMoshein said...

RJ

You will love the Mumm's de Cramant. Wise choice. I myself will be drinking "Pierre Peters" Blanc de Blanc, an amazing single vineyard Champagne, small production of mauybe 8,000 cases, but still only $50!

We had very cold rain, nothing worse than that. We almost never get snow, and even more rare snow that stays, the rare flakes usually melt the second they hit the ground.

Yes, anyone can read that odious "settlement" document that we rejected utterly, for obvious reasons, plus the fact that Oma refused to proceed with her trial, despite two different judges listening to her and still refusing to extend a continuance.

Wasn't "Spartacus" the name they gave the drag queen Butler (played by a hysterically funny Hank Azaria) in "The Birdcage"..."Agador-Spartacus" "Why are jew so afraid of my Whatamalaness??"
I thought it was. Great character.

RobMoshein said...

"Actually, Rob and Bob had agreed to sign this after Rob got caught violating the restraining order."

This statement is FALSE, untrue and a deliberate LIE.
I demand any document that says any such thing be produced and published as this NEVER EVER EVER happened. If you refuse, which you will have to as no such document exists you will be proven to be a LIAR.

Rebecca Jordan said...

"Donner, party of ten, your table is ready. Donner, party of ten --- wait a minute, didn't there used to be twelve?"

Never saw The Birdcage, although I did meet Hank Azaria a year or so ago when he was appearing in The Farnsworth Invention on Broadway. A nice guy, very gracious to the guests I brought backstage as a perk.

And yes, Rob, I did gather from Madame von Sayton's post that she has no evidence that was the way this played out. And for someone who never makes a deadline, she is certainly obsessed with "timelines", isn't she?

RJ

Rebecca Jordan said...

Oh, and Oma, thanks for the tip about weather.com. I was making polite conversation with Russophile and Rob. This is what ladies and gentlemen do, dearest, which is why I suppose you didn't recognize it. You yipping little Pomeranian, you.

RJ

Perhaps Breadsticks could run a lemonade stand to help meet the sum due on the 11th?

RobMoshein said...

"Prove I never intended to sign it?"
WTF??

YOU made the allegation, I'm telling you I NEVER would EVER sign any single piece of paper that precluded me from speaking the truth about Oma Hamou's felony record, arrest record and substantial judgments. As you say, the burden is on YOU OMA/Handmaiden to prove I "did intend" so. I would NEVER EVER have done that for anything, EVER. In fact, the TRO SPECIFICALLY permitted me to speak the truth about Oma Hamou while it was in effect. Just read it. And I have the letter I sent to Ryan Rogers where I said he was free to schdedule a hearing for his claim I violated the restraining order, which I did NOT do, NO SUCH hearing was scheduled, and no one has ever provided substantive evidence otherwise. Remember, in the US one is INNOCENT until PROVEN GUILTY IN A COURT OF LAW.

YOU open your fat mouth, so have the documentation to prove your BS when you do so.

RobMoshein said...

Lord, these idiots on Team Hamou can not even READ??

The email sent between attorneys is CLEAR that Bob refused to SIGN Oma Hamou's agreement, had sent his own agreement over, but OMA HAMOU was refusing to accept BOB's proposal.

Lord their IQ drops lower than the temperature in North Dakota in December.

Rebecca Jordan said...

Oma's long suite is not her sense of humor, is it? For the record, when I refer to Madame von Sayton I am referring to Oma Hamou who is currently posting at omahamou.com/oma under the name "handmaiden". I do appreciate the humility you display, Oma, with your constant references to what a dunderhead "Oma" is compared to "Handmaiden". Don't sell yourself short, girlfriend. I have read posts you put up under your actual name, Oma, and they are every bit as well-written and convincing as those posted by "Handmaiden". Every bit.

BFF, I just want you to know that I was not asking about the weather in Oregon because I mistrust you or dislike you. I was asking because I was genuinely interested in it. However, if you would prefer that I refrain from that sort of thing, I will do so.

Happy, Oma? Sheesh. What a grouch.

Also, I am happy to see that one day after being admitted to the hospital she is allowing the figments to call her with the usual reports about what is being posted. Can't you imaginary folk give Oma a break?

RJ

RobMoshein said...

I just KNEW 'team hamou' would weasel out of proving their statements, and then retreat back to "well, that was my understanding but maybe I'm wrong..." Typical.

Rebecca Jordan said...

And yes, Rob, when I read what she posted it seemed to say exactly what you say it did. However, in addition to everything else, she now possesses telepathic abilities can can determine what you were thinking when you read it. Quick, think only happy thoughts! Or Tinkerbell gets it!

RJ

My secretary got three bottles at a little wine shop over on Park, so we opened one. Delicious! A little decadent to be sitting around the office drinking champagne, but it's been a long day and I have to work late, so why not?

RobMoshein said...

Glad you like the Mumm's de Cramant! Mumm's is a huge producer, but this wine is from one single vineyard which they own. Small production numbers.

It has such great structure, layers of clean flavors, but stays really light and sparkly on the palate. I liken it to a diamond; clear and clean but full of life and sparkle!

Cheers!

Anonymous said...

Robert,

You're talking about a woman who accidentally sued herself recently.

You're talking about a woman who rants on and on about your violating a restraining order that never precluded you from publishing the truth about her and that, in any case, expired when she non-suited her case.

You're talking about a woman who has been in front of numerous judges in both civil and criminal cases and not once -- NOT ONCE -- convinced them of her version of events.

You're talking about a woman who has hundreds of thousands of dollars in outstanding judgments against her, not even including the suits for which process could not be served on her.

You're talking about a woman who claims she owns a Mercedes but has an outstanding warrant against her for driving without a license, registration, and insurance.

You're talking about a woman who caused a very elderly and senile man to get sued by American Express when she involved him in one of her credit card scams.

You're talking about a woman who set up an internet site about a fake charity with a phone number that rang at some bank branch that had never heard of her or her "charity".

You're talking about a woman who is currently being prosecuted for felony forgery, who is exasperating yet another judge with repeated requests for continuances, who cannot manage to make it to court on time, but who claims the delays are all the District Attorney's fault.

Why get so upset when she claims that you and/or Atchison agreed to some preposterous document that no one with a shred of sense would have accepted?

You're dealing with a woman who has long since lost track of the dividing line between reality and the image she tried to create of herself and now seems to believe is the reality.

In short, you're dealing with a woman who has gone over the edge into an insane world of her own making where everything becomes what she says it is and means what she says it means.

Or she's just a big old fat liar.

Anonymous said...

Or both.

RobMoshein said...

or, probably BOTH.

You're quite right, Blake. I just get sick of the lies. But, you are quite quite correct.

Thanks, and Happy New Year!

RobMoshein said...

You know Blake, "Oma Hamou-land" is almost like one of those old Twilight Zone episodes. She changes her story over and over, and tells each version as if she really believes it.

I remember her sitting in my dining room here in Austin, telling Bob that her ex-husband left her a huge trust fund, "the Evergreen Trust" worth $65 million she said!, and so her film was fully funded. She had only to bring the bills to the "trustees" to be paid.

I can still see her coming downstairs the next morning, when she was supposed to give Bob a check for the first three months of his "historical consulting" contract for the "film" and her feigning such embarassment that she had "forgotten her checkbook" and begged Bob to take all the cash she had on her as her "token of good faith", $840 all in 20s, which I personally counted and took to deposit in the bank.

I took dozens of phone calls from Oma, each one with a different excuse as to why she couldn't pay Bob: getting hit in the head with a baseball at her son's game, fainting in the bank, the promised FedEx envelope that never arrived because her "secretary" forgot...the one EMPTY fedex (that she now posts as having contained a check...) and the scan of a USPS receipt allegedly for overnight mail, that was taken to the Post Office who said it was a receipt for the purchase of stamps....

All this happened. For real. She changes her story now of course. But we know the truth...as do many many others.

Russophile said...

By all means, talk about the weather BFF. If those idiot climbers would have talked about the weather before they ascended Mt. Hood, they wouldn't be dead. At this time of year, it's always changing in Oregon . . .

RobMoshein said...

Actually the ultimate arbiter that what I wrote is true was the JURY, who believed Bob, who told all of this in Court, and found AGAINST Oma Hamou.

Anonymous said...

Ms. Hamou/McConnell/Murhy, my dear. I do hope you will not take a little well-meant advice amiss.

But, dear, you really should consider using better law firms. Recently there was that law firm that sent you a draft filing for your famous Bill of Review that got the plaintiff and the defendant mixed up, thereby causing you to sue yourself.

Now you have posted a letter from the law firm of Foster Malish & Blair which complains that a request for documents was served on Mr. Atchison on December 30, 2004 but he didn't respond until May 26, 2004. You really might consider a law firm that understands that a request that is answered before the request is even made is somewhat nonsensical, my dear.

I realize, of course, that having been sued twice by your own lawyers does rather restrict your range of choices in getting lawyers to accept you as a client. But, dear, you really should try harder.

You might also want to consider another bank. A bank that does not release one's own funds to the account holder seems to be a rather dodgy enterprise, if I may say so.

Finally, dearest, perhaps you could clear up a new piece of confusion. After protesting that there was no outstanding warrant against Oma Hamou in L.A. County, you now seem to be saying that such a warrant does exist, but arose from the theft of Oma Hamou's identity. How very sad for a lady who has been plagued by so many legal mishaps. Perhaps, though, you can take solace in the fact that a thief who has the bad luck to steal the identity of Oma Hamou and thereby attach her legal history to his stealthy endeavors has fallen into the briar patch indeed.

But, dear. Please do consider the advice about attorneys. Dates are rather important in legal matters, and one's counsel can serve one better when able to read a calendar. Or type accurately.

Rebecca Jordan said...

Finally wrapping up after a long, long night. The wine was delicious, Rob. I shared it with several people and they all liked it. I am intrigued by your description. What does it mean when you say a wine has "structure"? I have always wanted to know more about wine, but never really taken the time to delve into it. This is truly one that I will remember in the future, however.

Penelope, I know what you mean about her legal woes. Around 11 we took a break, and I brought up her forum for the lawyers. They just howled. I'm sure Mr. Watson is a terrific attorney, or at least a popular one in San Bernadino (he had several clients in court the day before yesterday aside from Oma Hamou), but when she starts throwing up these odd documents she clearly does not understand them, does she? Perhaps she should show them to Mr. Watson and he could explain them. On the other hand, I suppose that would involve what you might call a billable hour. And she needs to watch every penny.

Night, all. If I don't get back on tomorrow, Happy New Year.

RJ

Unknown said...

We do too let people have their money. All we require is that the original deposit be legitimate.

Hey, even banks have standards.

Mitzi said...

Darlings, happy new year! We are cooking up a storm for a midnight feast, happy to be together. May G-d bless us all in 2010.

Mitzi Kedem

RobMoshein said...

Happy New Year to you guys as well! Lobster on sale for $9 a pound!! so, lobster and champagne for dinner tonight.

Best wishes for 2010, and it should be interesting when Alexandra McConnell finally goes to trial! Lots of good information should come out at trial! Can't wait to finally hear what happened for real and not from the spin doctors on team Hamou.

Anonymous said...

Happy New Year, everyone!

May 2010 bring Penelope the penultimate watercress crop.

May it bring Robert a robust wine business.

May it bring Mitzi mirth.

May it bring Nitzi a novel.

May it bring Rebecca a rebirth of banking.

May it bring Justin justice at his next job.

May it bring Reverend Billy Bob a reversal of busts in the offering plate.

May it bring the Grand Shovel a greater share of worldwide internet traffic.

May it bring Illuminati illumination.

May it bring Mrs. Batchelor her overdue money bags.

Aw, what the hell. May it bring Russophile a rustic wine retreat.

RobMoshein said...

I thought New Years Day would be good to look back on some of the major lies of "Team Hamou" that "somehow" vanished the moment we learned about Oma Hamou's felony arrest and Forgery charge under the alias name "Alexandra McConnell" Enjoy these golden moments of fiction:
March 14, 2009:I believe that Oma has done what she was asked to do by law enforcement after she filed her complaint with the law enforcement group(s) who had jurisdiction over Rob & Bob and that now it is a matter of a waiting game such that when the law feels that the time is right they will act and this will go back to court, first Criminal and then Civil.

Snoopy on Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:03 pm
Hike,

Oma has to answer this for herself.

I know I have as of yesterday delivered documents to an attorney Oma has hired someone she paid to write a brief for her to set aside the judgement Bob obtained in 2005 against her based on the facts, to challenge that verdict because Bob deliberately and so did his attorney committed perjury and used forged documents besides based on the representation of his attorney and him, his case should have been tossed out because it named the wrong defendant and plaintiff. I know she has written and may have already today sent the letter to Texas State Bar about Bob's attorney, I know she has spoken to the LAPD and has an appointment to meet with one of the detectives who told her in the past they would help her, so, I guess she is going to sign the affidavit or whatever it is and agree to see it through this time. I have volunteered to drive her to the detective myself and Mike well he has offered to do the same. I know the attorney she hired is gonna file a brief in Federal Court, I know this because the man told me yesterday when I dropped off some of the digital records I've been keeping safe for her, thanks Sandman for the additional stuff.
I can't answer for Oma but I can report this is what has happened since yesterday and I can report I know someone is working on a brief to file in Federal Court so Rob can preach and write the Texas courts won't set aside the judgement or do anything because it has passed the statue of limitations all he wants, remember in his brief to the courts he cited cases that were unpublished his Motion in the last round of lawsuit was denied, so Rob let's see if you are right or Oma's attorney wins. Once the brief is filed all of you know I will publish it

RobMoshein said...

(cont)

Snoopy on Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:24 pm
This is for Rob who is PREACHING on his BLOG that he isn't a chicken shit to call his own.

Rob,

Listen your skills as an attorney doesn't impress me or anyone else.

You can blab all you want and cite cases till you are blue in the face it just doesn't matter.

Oma hired a real attorney, paid him and he is writing a brief on her behalf and it is going to be filed in Federal Courts more important Rob you do not represent Bob Atchison or Pallasart as THEIR ATTORNEY so dude shut Up unless you go on records ONCE the brief is filed as the ATTORNEY FOR BOB AND PALLASART what you say doesn't mean shit. And yep, Oma still plans to next week meet with the detective who back THEN urged her to prosecute so like I said, the attorney she PAID is working on a legal brief to file in court against Bob & Pallasart, she told me the letter to the State Bar was sent, and she isn't going to let us all down and chicken out and say, they'll go away, because she knows you aren't. So when I know the brief has been filed in California Federal Courts I will upload it here

by Snoopy on Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:22 pm
When Oma's attorney files the brief in Federal Court I promise so will Mike, we will upload it and start a new thread remember Bob's got x amount of time to file His answer and right now of course no one thinks she's going to go through with it, but she is, she already gave the money.

Good luck Bob in court.

Ciao Monkeys!
by Snoopy on Mon May 11, 2009 8:34 pm
am very happy Oma is really going to file the brief in Federal Court she promised and I think she's gonna go through with this time, this makes me and everyone else very happy because FEDERAL courts will probably make Bob and his company pay through the nose and maybe Bob will be prosecuted for lying and all the other shit he's done, wouldn't that be a hoot!!! Yahoo!

by Snoopy on Tue May 12, 2009 7:50 am
I really don't care what you write anymore since the attorney who is working on that brief for Oma says all that you've written is helpful in proving Oma's case in Federal Courta against you two, and Bob, the attorney is going to use the fact that you lied under oath at trial and stuff, yep this time it is going to happen so Russophile I am going to step back you can do whatever you want, me I am just going to enjoy seeing them hang themselves some more.

by Snoopy on Tue May 12, 2009 8:18 am
Federal Court is gonna get a brief and it will be filed in California so that means Bob you will need to hire an attorney or come to California and argue your case you can't argue by way of phone you got to pay some money for a flight and hotel, ciao monkeys!

Leslie on Tue May 12, 2009 8:40 am
Here is an excerpt of a letter I got from Enigma Films at AOL from Ms. Hamou:

[Excerpt] "...my filing a civil brief and criminal complaint against Bob Atchison & Pallasart in Federal Court is to get a permanent injunction against these idividuals or entities and for the courts to acknowledge that a crime has been committed against me by these various entities...."

by Mike on Tue May 12, 2009 9:40 am
Yes, Oma has started legal action again, lawyers have been consulted and services paid for. This time there will be no holding back, enough people are incensed enough by what happened to back her while she goes through the motions of seeking legal relief.

by Take a Hike on Wed May 13, 2009 11:33 am
This is what Oma sent to me last night:

"Take a Hike,

The whole purpose of my lawsuit which I hope will be filed next week is to put in place a permanent Injunction against Bob Atchison, Pallasart & Their Associates. I also want the court to acknowledge that a crime or crimes have been committed against me by these various individuals and or entity. Please stay safe while you are participating on the AP forum. Ms. Oma Hamou

Rebecca Jordan said...

Thanks, Blake, you're sweet, and happy New Year to you as well.

Last night was very cold, a little wet, and really, really nice. About ten of us with assorted dogs and children milling around a bonfire drinking champagne --- everyone brought some, but Rob, mine was adjudged the best! Thanks! --- and there were some firecrackers and a lot of promiscuous hugging and kissing, and I thought how lucky we are to be in this country. And BFF, not to get smarmy, but you have kids in the army, right? And I think one of them is overseas? I hope 2010 keeps them safe and brings him home soon. So happy New Year to them as well.

Mitzi, thanks for making me laugh so much this past year, and Blake, you have cracked me up as well. Daryn, if you ever escape from you-know-who's cortex, there's a lamp burning in the window for you, dear. Rob, good luck this year with all of your enterprises, and thanks so much for the wine advice. Bob, I don't really feel as though I know you at all --- a shock to Team You Know Who, but true --- so I will content myself with hoping that 2010 is peaceful and prosperous. Illuminati, I hope you get minion help. Penelope, stay as sweet as you are, dear. Dear Justin, I know you are going to make it, you're working so hard!

And to all the rest who inhabit this board, thanks for the hours of laughs, each and every one of you!

RJ

RobMoshein said...

back on April 24, 2009 "snoopy" wrote:
[Oma} told me the letter to the State Bar was sent

with respect to allegations that Bob's lawyer had committed fraud or perjury at the trial.

Bob's attorney's record, as of just now, shows NO public "complaints" or disciplinary actions against her. This means one of only two possible things:

1. NOTHING was ever filed and "Oma" lied to "snoopy" or "snoopy lied in his statment OR:

2. the State Bar of Texas found NO sustainable allegations of mis-conduct and threw the complaint out.

There is no third possiblility.

Happy 2010! It sure is looking to be a good year already.

RobMoshein said...

by Snoopy on Sun Aug 16, 2009 12:58 pm
According to Oma your email says specifically you were not familiar with INTERNATIONAL LAW

Actually, Oma LIES. Why in the world would I say I was unfamiliar with "International Law" when in fact that was the focus of my studies in Law school, was the subject of my Law Review article, and was the reason I studied "International Law" in Paris 1982 and London 1983 where I also worked in a London law firm as a clerk in their International Law Section...

See? I'm loving 2010!

RobMoshein said...

by Snoopy on Tue Sep 08, 2009 10:47 am
I just spoke with Oma who said she just spoke with Mike and Handmaiden that the DA is wanting to settle her case and dismiss all charges ALRIGHT!!!!!

Well, that clearly didn't happen. Now did it? nope....

Lovin' 2010!

RobMoshein said...

Oh, this one is good too:

by handmaiden on Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:24 pm
The DA provided Oma's attorney with the civil compromise package to his office, not there in the courtroom, which is probably why it wasn't mentioned. There was also a different judge there when they went it. If it had been the original judge he would have made the DA cough up that package right then and there, but since the judge wasn't there the continuation was granted.


handmaiden on Mon Nov 23, 2009 8:39 pm
the civil compromise packet has been provided so that the charges should be dropped in the next court date, because the evidence does show that she had the money and a valid account, so that there is evidence that it was truly an accident of grabbing the wrong checkbook like Oma has claimed all along.

y Snoopy on Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:07 pm
As for today's developments...

The San Bernadino District Attorney's office has decided to drop all charges against my friend Oma Hamou and settle the case through a civil compromise which has been reached, final disposition to be rendered in this matter on December 28, 2009.
Well, we all know THIS didn't happen, because despite TWENTY DAYS to get things together, Oma Hamou just couldn't "manage" to have the money ready for court....

RobMoshein said...

Oh good. More LIES from "snoopy" who today wrote:
let me just say how very much I enjoyed reading the crap you wrote on Pallasart's Alexander Palace Time Machine endorsed by Pallasart about her.

I'm afraid you will have to PRODUCE the evidence to support this statement as:
1. I wrote NOTHING on the APTM about Oma Hamou or her alias names.You MUST provide the genuine url and quotes from the APTM to prove this lie.
2. Pallasart does not own the APTM. As the copyright clearly shows, it is Bob's personal property. Please demonstrate exactly "how" Pallasart "owns" the APTM. This is a lie.
3. Please show exactly where Pallasart "endorses" anything?

Yep, more outright lies from "team hamou" to start 2010, cool! It will be a really great year I can see.

Oh, and there is a really really cool surprise for team hamou, but I'm not going to spring it just yet.

RobMoshein said...

Nope more LIES from "snoopy"...

There are dozens, literally, of websites on Pallasart servers... Snoopys (very poor) logic would thus imply Bob "owns" all of them just because they reside on a Pallasart server.

I"m certain A La Vielle Russie, Timothy Corrigan and dozen of other folks would be laughing at that thought. Sorry idiot, just because BOB owns the APTM, and Pallasart hosts the site doesn't prove your illogical claims. But then, facts and logic are your weakest traits.

RobMoshein said...

gee. nobody on Team Hamou seems to able to actually READ English. DO please show where in the deposition that PALLASART owns the APTM? It doesn't. All it says is that Pallasart servers host the site. Period. LIARS, dolts and morons = "team hamou"

Oh, and notice how they imply the word "surprise" to somehow equal "harm"...Just where did I say or even imply "harm" to Oma Hamou. I didn't, but they like to make stuff like that up....

Anonymous said...

Well, well, well. So Hamou has dropped the Alexandra Murphy moniker and resides in Palmdale with a couple of other chicks and a bunch of cats.

And her constantly-bragged-about Mercedes? A '94 convertible junker that cost her a heady $1500 and has no registration or insurance. It won't get her to court on time, but at least it'll make it to the nearest McDonald's for her McFlurries.

So why can't she come up with the money to pay the civil settlement? Well, she's not working and getting by on bad checks and -- you guessed it -- that fussy old DA won't take a check.

Boy, how many times can one chick get her checkbooks "mixed up"? I guess we'll find out as the next rounds of prosecution roll out. Looks like it's going to take some active jail time to keep the public protected from Madame "Oops".

At any rate, I guess the real Alexandra Murphy can give up her round-the-clock "police protection", now that Hamou is no longer hijacking her identity.

Heh, heh, heh.

RobMoshein said...

the District Attorney office in the county of Los Angeles or in Orange County has decided to file criminal charges against my friend Oma Hamou

Freudian slips....Third flooor!!!

So these folks HAVE decided to file charges against Oma Hamou? This makes sense with the half hour phone call I had, from Palmdale....

RobMoshein said...

First,

I never said where any check problems might be. So...WHY would 'snoopy' choose LA and Orange County? since nobody said a word about this? Though, now, in light of this, it makes sense that the Orange County Sheriffs office read my blog the other day.

Surprise 1 of several is the person who contacted ME. You know this person...and this person knows Oma Hamou, well this person knows Alexandra to be specific. This person is adamant that "snoopy" is Alexandra, "debbie" is Alexandra, and that Alexandra's only friend (other than the 20 plus cats that stink up her house so that "your eyes water" their words) is the "really creepy old guy Jim Sproul who is too stupid to know what shes about" (their words, not mine).

Hell 2010 is already a great year!

Surprise 2 is so good I'm waiting on that one...

RobMoshein said...

Poor Team Hamou...so they say "Tina" or anyone who knows her are LIARS? is that the case? Heck I didn't mention her, but they did. I wonder why she or her friends of all people came to their mind?

RobMoshein said...

Poor clueless team hamou This is too good. hehehehehe

Oh, am I the only one who noticed that EVERYONE on team hamou disappeared for two days then "conveniently" snoopy, debbie/satans hanmaiden/sandman all "suddenly" re appeared within moments of one another? (PS this completely confirms what my phone caller said about Oma/Alexandra being all the fake folks on her website....soooo fun!

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