Wednesday, March 24, 2010

I Must Still Defend Myself Against Oma Hamou's Crusade to Destroy Me

When one uses a search engine online using my name, and my trade name, The Austin Wine Guy, one finds scurrilous, defamatory and simply out right lies spread across the Internet results.

As law enforcement seems unable to assist me, and the person behind this campaign to defame me and interfere with my business and profession, named variously Oma Hamou, Oma Mcconnell or Alexandra McConnell is what they call "judgment proof" meaning she has no money, I must place this blog here.

I would NOT even have written here, had this person not continually written her own false and defamatory statements herself and aided and abetted other personae writing "on her behalf" for the last three years. If she doesn't want me to say anything about her, she ought not have been continually blogging and writing about me much less aiding and encouraging others to do so as well.

The woman behind all of this goes by many names: Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy, are the usual ones, but there are others. The reason this woman and her "alleged" friends crusade to destroy me is simple. I learned about her genuine background, and she wants me silenced from speaking about it.

This woman, Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy and her other aliases have a twenty year track record of FELONY CONVICTIONS, multiple arrests, failure to abide by the requirements of her probation for her felony convictions which lead to more arrests, many many civil judgments against her for hundreds of thousands of dollars, a history of writing bad checks, and currently she was arrested late in 2008 in San Bernardino California on a Felony Charge of Forgery of a Financial Instrument (she seems to have forged a large check) After 14 months of dragging the process out, she paid the Victim full restitution and the District Attorney dropped the Felony charge.
Someone else has recently posted a precis of the criminal and debt history of this woman. You can go here to read the specific details for yourself:
http://www.omahamoureality.blogspot.com




While Oma Hamou aka Alexandra McConnell claims to be a "Motion Picture Executive" her online anonymous "friends" admit she works as a Paralegal in the Palmdale area. She may well be associated with a Paralegal firm called "Advanced Paralegal Services". This leads to the obvious question of whether those for whom this woman provides paralegal services KNOW the woman handling their private legal papers is a convicted FELON, with three convictions for crimes of Moral Turpitude and recently spent FIFTEEN MONTHS facing charges for Felony Forgery for writing a bad check. Does she disclose this important information to people who hire her as a paralegal so that they may make an informed decision?

She is nearly psychotic in her daily compulsion because I stumbled onto the actual facts of her past, and present, which do not coincide with the personae she wants to project to others.

This woman, Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy et al, has for YEARS now, threatened me with civil and criminal actions. For years now, NOTHING has happened except more ongoing threats online. NOW HER OWN WEBSITE TODAY FEBRUARY 28, 2010 CONFIRMS AND ADMITS SHE AND HER "FRIENDS" DELIBERATELY LIED EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY SAID OMA HAMOU HAD FILED A CRIMINAL COMPLAINT AGAINST ME AND THEY WERE LYING EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY SAID I WAS UNDER POLICE INVESTIGATION, SINCE THE POLICE WILL INVESTIGATE NOTHING UNLESS A FORMAL COMPLAINT IS FILED. HER ONLINE ALLEGED 'FRIENDS' NOW CLAIM THEY HAVE LIED FOR YEARS ABOUT THEIR IDENTITIES.

I am called a "criminal stalker". First, being called a criminal is Libel per se in Texas, since I have never been convicted of ANYTHING worse than one speeding ticket. As for a stalker, well, I have no clue where this woman is, where she lives, and frankly I don't WANT to know, nor can I care less. In the words of one of her attorney's, Dave. S. "the faster that woman is in my rearview mirror the happier I'll be" (yeah I have the email he said that to me in.). I WISH NO CONTACT WITH OR FROM THIS PERSON.

I do NOT wish this person ill, or harm. Frankly, I do not care about her. The less I hear about her, the better. That said, no one should ever be subjected to harm or danger. I DO NOT WISH THIS PERSON HARM, nor have I advocated, wished, nor advised anyone to harm her. Such allegations are baseless, wrong and defamatory. I just want he to leave me and my partner ALONE and stop the thousands of pages of defamatory lies she puts up and allows "friends" to post on her website in order to cause me harm.

This woman, Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy has demonstrated she has no credibility. You can read below in previous posts where she has outright lied, most notably when she filed a report about her business with Dunn and Bradstreet that was investigated by them and shown to be completely fraudulent.

Ask yourself if the following make any, rational or reasonable common sense:
This woman claims to be an actress and model, but for a decade steadfastly REFUSES to provide one single shred of evidence to support the allegation, not even a credit, reference or magazine issue. She says only "I was and I don't have to prove it. YOU have to prove I wasn't". Does that make sense?

This woman claims that her three felony convictions were not Her fault, but rather someone else's fault. Does THAT make sense?

This woman claims that her recent Felony Forgery Charges in San Bernardino are "just a big mistake" and "law enforcement and the DA" are on "her side" and "believe her", yet they STILL pressed charges and scheduling dozens of hearings over FOURTEEN MONTHS. Does THAT make sense??

This woman has claimed for six years non stop that I am being investigated by law enforcement and the FBI. Yet, NOTHING ever happened, I have never been contacted by law enforcement for any reason in those six years other than one speeding ticket. Does it make any sense to you that law enforcement is doing ANYTHING for six years now?

UPDATE FEBRUARY 28TH: THIS WOMAN'S WEBSITE NOW ADMITS THAT OMA HAMOU HAS NEVER ACTUALLY FILED A CRIMINAL COMPLAINT AGAINST ME. EVERY SINGLE TIME SHE OR HER ALLEGED FRIENDS HAVE MADE THAT STATEMENT WAS A BALD FACED DELIBERATE LIE INTENDED SOLELY TO DEFAME ME. ASSESS ANY CREDIBILITY SHE AND HER CRONIES HAVE ACCORDINGLY. THEY CONFIRM AND ADMIT TO DELIBERATELY LYING THAT CRIMINAL COMPLAINTS WERE FILED, WHICH MEANS EACH TIME THEY CLAIMED I WAS UNDER CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION WAS ALSO A DELIBERATE AND INTENTIONAL LIE. HOW CAN ANYTHING THEY WRITE BE TRUSTED IF THEY ADMIT TO DELIBERATELY LYING ABOUT SUCH MATTERS?

Buddha said Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

Look at all the blathering posts she has put up on the internet, and ask yourself, do these things agree with YOUR reason and your own common sense? The answer is obvious.

As you can see, this woman and/or her cronies now LIE, falsify documents and use years old private letters to attempt to defame and disparage me, and Bob Atchison

Many people whom have come into contact with her call her a con artist and scam artist. She hangs out with convicted felons, even inviting these career criminals to live in her house with her.

You can verify all the arrests, judgments etc for yourself with simple online searches.

You are free to email me with your questions, and if you yourself have been a VICTIM of this woman Oma Hamou, Oma McConnell, Alexandra McConnell, Alexandra Hamou, Oma Demian, Alexandra Murphy, I encourage you to contact me.

438 comments:

«Oldest   ‹Older   201 – 400 of 438   Newer›   Newest»
The Russian People said...

We people of Russia learn under many tsars never use real name or very secret police come get you. So we understand what good idea is it for Oma Hamou call herself so many other people. Good idea too for Jim Sproul person. We think Jacko Sprocket work nice for him stay out of trouble with court people. Name cause many internet hits so hard for people to tell he tied up with crooked Hamou person if he call self Jacko Sprocket.

Just what we think.

Mitzi

Anonymous said...

Well, Rob, I guess you can at least hope she shows up in a courtroom to try to get a TRO against you.

For starters, you can produce a localized copy of the judgment against her from the Atchison case and see what the judge wants to do with that.

Then I can send you a certified copy of the oustanding bench warrant for her in Los Angeles County. I don't know exactly how that would work under California procedure, but my guess is that if a California judge is shown a California bench warrant for the arrest of someone standing right in front of the judge, the judge has no choice but have the bailiff take the person into custody and hold her for the jurisdiction that issued the warrant.

It would sure be fun to find out.

Anonymous said...

Still with the legal fantasies, huh, Hamou? You did not appeal the judgment Atchison won against you. No court will allow you to relitigate an issue that was raised in that trial but never appealed.

As my friends Rebecca Jordan and Mitzi Kedem say -- sometimes at the very same moment -- you just can't make this shit up.

Mitzi said...

Darling Omele, I'm sure that there are Russian people named "Mitzi". Don't be so paranoid, darling.

I do have to laugh, my little nafkeh. Why would you assume that Rob is afraid to post under his real name, when you have republished that very unhappy post he put up calling you a scam artist and a has-been porno star? What on earth is there left to say that he would need to hide behind an alias, darling?

Oma, I'm worried about you, darling. It sounds as though the threads are unraveling, bubbele. Perhaps you should seek a restraining order from yourself, darling, because G-d knows, you're the one who does Oma Hamou the most harm.

I care, Oma. I do.

Mitzi

Mitzi said...

Oh, and "Snoopy", darling, you may want to check your meds. You and "Debbie" sound so much alike, darling. It's a little eerie. Maybe she's stolen your identity?

Mitzi, whose heart is big enough to care for both of you. If there are two of you.

Mitzi said...

Also, Robbele, if you are reading this, I want you to use your super computer skills to make Kedem products the first things that come up when you google wine and kosher foods for the holidays. I hve to say, if Omele is right and you can do things like this, I am a little hurt that we haven't had anoffer to help increase our sales. Not to worry, darling. I'll just sit here in the corner with the knife in my heart, darling.

Mitzi

Anonymous said...

Stress levels can be measured by body temperature or by blood pressure readings for most people. But Hamou is the only person I've seen whose stress level can be measured by the amount of old soft-core porn of herself she posts.

Whole lotta stress over there today.

Don't push her too far, kiddies. I don't know if we can take another hump-the-rock shot.

Unknown said...

If she does, we're filing a libel and defamation suit against her. No self-respecting rock wants to be associated with that.

Mitzi

Mitzi said...

I know,"Rocks" darling, who needs the grief?

Mitzi

RobMoshein said...

It does make one wonder just why the stress level, as indicated by the screeching, howling and redundant and repetitive postings by "team hamou" rose so sharply and suddenly when I revealed the newst default judgment against "Alexandra McConnell" and her partner in crime Jim Sproul.

She really really doesn't want this talked about. The obvious question is why.

RobMoshein said...

Oh, Mitz,

I forgot to answer you. I wish I had that ability to magically "upload" to Google and bingo! Trust me, I'd be hugely rich if I had that power. For you, I'd do it for Kedem for free (well maybe a donation to Hebrew University or something)

Don't feel slighted. I can't do it. Nobody can and that's how Google wants it.

RobMoshein said...

poor delusional fictional character "snoopy" is a pathetic liar, and is beyond clueless, it is clear, as to how the internet works, as well as how Google and all search engines work. Nobody is "directly linked" to a search engine. Google doesn't offer anybody "machines" to improve placement and Pallasart is no more a "client" of google than the tens of millions of people who use Google analytics, which is FREE.

How pathetic that low life criminal liar is. Uses a fake name "Justin Edwards", admits to lying to try to frighten and intimidate me, and then tries to suck his own dick by pretending to be running off in a "Jag" in the sunshine with his fictional family comprised of Fatal Alcohol Syndrome abused Russian abductees...Just another criminal riding the coat tails of the convicted felon Oma Hamou aka Alexandra McConnell.

Rebecca Jordan said...

Good Lord, not the Jag again. Mitzi, is that what Hamou was driving all of those years ago when Nitzana interviewed her? And you are a lucky man, "Snoopy", because you get the chance to spend the day with your imaginary family! How is the fictional Russian adoptee settling into his/her/its' new life?

Rob, why do you think that this is such a sensitive issue for Hamou? And has anyone figured out how they managed to get Sproul's name on the case if it was a question of identity theft? Or did the thieves just take him along for the ride, so to speak?

By the way, I noticed that each of the envelopes she posted that were addressed to your home were marked "refused". May one assume that there will shortly be another with the same message on it?

Out to dinner tonight at a small restaurant over in Cutchogue. I'm a lucky girl! *insert smiley face*

Rebecca

RobMoshein said...

Hey RJ,

Sorry I was gone when you posted. The morning clouds disappeared and I loaded the dogs into my Lexus and took them to the dog park on the lake, to enjoy the sunny, warm day! I'm such a lucky guy.

I don't know why this latest default judgment against Hamou/McConnell has sent her into such a mad frenzy.

You can count for certain that I will refuse ANY communication from that woman. The ONLY letter Bob will accept from her is one containing a valid Cashier's check for the judgment she owes him under law, which is now just shy of $25,000 with the accrued interest.

Have a great dinner RJ!

Oh and the Bordeaux Wine Council stuff starts back up this week! Lots going on and I'll fill you guys in as soon as I can publicly. Though RJ you already know my secret surprise coming up soon.

RobMoshein said...

Tomorrow starts the 434th consecutive week without any law enforcement contact with me or Bob since Oma Hamou/Alexandra McConnell started threatening it. Despite that "team hamou" in one form or another has stated publicly that "Oma" with and without her lawyer(s) had already was about to contact law enforcement to insist on proceedings against us over 300 TIMES in just the last five years!
Yet NOTHING ever manages to happen... Go figure. At least they ADMIT THEY LIE ABOUT ANY CRIMINAL CHARGES BEING FILED AGAINST ME PERSONALLY FOR THESE FIVE YEARS!


As well as consecutive Week 239 for nothing happening in the most recent round of threat of lawsuits against us, since Bob won his suit against Oma Hamou. And, NOTHING happening now for THIRTY FIVE WEEKS on the fictional "Bill of Review"...

Russophile said...

What's the fare at the restaurant BFF?? Russo weeded the office building, her back is sore and she is STARVING so she is having an appetizer of dungeness crab dipped in melted butter. Yes, the whole crab. And she drinking a glass of Chardonnay, Clos du Bois which she considers a "working man's wine" as it is consistant and inexpensive.

Rebecca Jordan said...

I had scampi, BFF. Mmmm. Scampi. No wine with dinner for me, though, just Pellegrino. For some reason I've been craving Italian for the past couple of weeks. I've been reading a biography of Raphael, so maybe that's it. Anyway, there was also a terrific antipasto. It's the last time I will probably hit the place before the season starts on Memorial Day and eastern Long Island becomes a zoo.

According to her forum, she is still carefully compiling evidence, Rob, so maybe 435 will be your lucky week. Or maybe not. It never ceases to amaze me that she has been so intimidated by this whole thing, and yet not too intimidated to keep up a steady flow of vitriol on a series of websites under a variety of stolen identities (that would be you, "Snoopy"). And Rob is a stalker, Stalky McStalkerstein? Home girl don't think so.

Oh, BFF, I almost forgot. This place makes Duchess of Parma torte. Have I told you about that? This is like if God decided to personally come down and make a dessert for everyone.

Rebecca

Russophile said...

Oooh! A Duchess of parma torte! Sounds lovely! What's in it?
I remember when I was in Italy, in San Giaminano, and I was in charge of desert and picked up a lovely torte. They put apricots and chocolate together, I had never thought of that before and they wrapped it up all lovely like it was a present. Gorgeous!

Rebecca Jordan said...

Three layers of hazelnut meringue with zabaliogne slathered between them, buttercream chocolate/espresso frosting and a bittersweet chocolate ganache on top. I mean, could you die? Your tribe can really cook, BFF. The best mine can do is trifle (although when I was growing up we had a cook who could do a roast and Yorkshire pudding that made strong men weep and women and children faint). I used to be a pretty good cook, but now it's mostly chops and a veg. As Oma used to heartlessly point out, I'm a single girl, and most days I can't be bothered. I leap like a trout to a fly if anyone offers me dinner, and one of the nice things about Manhattan is that ordering in is always an option.

Have a nice Sunday. Off to walk Frobisher on the beach. I'm a lucky girl! *smiley face*

RJ

Russophile said...

No, BFF, not MY tribe, that was the ex-husband's family. The ex-FIL taught me how to cook. My family is English/Norwegian on my father's side, which means he's very tall with crappy teeth, he's dead so he can't get mad at me, and on my mother's German/Irish which means she's an industrious drunk. (She's gone as well.)
It was Shake 'n Bake at our house an awful lot so you can see how one would gravitate to the Italian side.

RobMoshein said...

Over one full year ago....
Snoopy on Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:03 pm
"I know I have as of yesterday delivered documents to an attorney Oma has hired someone she paid to write a brief for her to set aside the judgement Bob obtained in 2005 against her based on the facts, to challenge that verdict because Bob deliberately and so did his attorney committed perjury and used forged documents besides based on the representation of his attorney and him, his case should have been tossed out because it named the wrong defendant and plaintiff. I know she has written and may have already today sent the letter to Texas State Bar about Bob's attorney, I know she has spoken to the LAPD and has an appointment to meet with one of the detectives who told her in the past they would help her, so, I guess she is going to sign the affidavit or whatever it is and agree to see it through this time. I have volunteered to drive her to the detective myself and Mike well he has offered to do the same. I know the attorney she hired is gonna file a brief in Federal Court, I know this because the man told me yesterday when I dropped off some of the digital records I've been keeping safe for her, thanks Sandman for the additional stuff"

Mike on Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:33 pm
"so she feels that she has no choice but to take this to the next level. I know that "We" have said this before, but we have her word that she will follow through, she really has hired someone to write the briefs, and she has other lawyers lined up and waiting the green light to do their part. She really does have an appointment to sign the whatever-it-is with a police detective. The FBI? Who knows if they are still investigating or what, but maybe when she files this brief (or whatever it is that they are doing, legal stuff goes way over my head...) with the federal courts(?) that, that might kick the FBI into high gear. "

by Snoopy on Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:24 pm
"Oma hired a real attorney, paid him and he is writing a brief on her behalf and it is going to be filed in Federal Courts more important Rob you do not represent Bob Atchison or Pallasart as THEIR ATTORNEY so dude shut Up unless you go on records ONCE the brief is filed as the ATTORNEY FOR BOB AND PALLASART what you say doesn't mean shit. And yep, Oma still plans to next week meet with the detective who back THEN urged her to prosecute so like I said, the attorney she PAID is working on a legal brief to file in court against Bob & Pallasart, she told me the letter to the State Bar was sent, and she isn't going to let us all down and chicken out and say, they'll go away, because she knows you aren't. So when I know the brief has been filed in California Federal Courts I will upload it here and if you are going to go on record as THEIR ATTORNEY I promise Rob I will UPLOAD your ANSWER to the brief filed on Oma's behalf, o.k. so chill. 8)"

RobMoshein said...

One year later:

"I know I have as of yesterday delivered documents to an attorney Oma has hired someone she paid to write a brief for her to set aside the judgement Bob obtained in 2005 against her"
No such brief was ever filed. In fact, the only paper Oma Hamou filed was something she wrote herself and filed pro se, which was so flawed and failed to follow any rules of civil procedure or filing that clearly it was written without the benefit of competent legal advice

I know she has spoken to the LAPD and has an appointment to meet with one of the detectives who told her in the past they would help her, so, I guess she is going to sign the affidavit or whatever it is and agree to see it through this time. I have volunteered to drive her to the detective myself and Mike well he has offered to do the same
No contact from law enforcement of any kind was made to me or Bob. Clearly only two possible reasons. This was a deliberate lie OR law enforcement did not see any reason to pursue the matter.

I know the attorney she hired is gonna file a brief in Federal Court, I know this because the man told me yesterday when I dropped off some of the digital records I've been keeping safe for her, thanks Sandman for the additional stuff"
No brief was filed in Federal Court. Of course this is self evident because one does not file a BRIEF for anything except an appeal. However, no Federal Cause of Action was filed either.

we have her word that she will follow through, she really has hired someone to write the briefs, and she has other lawyers lined up and waiting the green light to do their part. She really does have an appointment to sign the whatever-it-is with a police detective. The FBI? Who knows if they are still investigating or what, but maybe when she files this brief (or whatever it is that they are doing, legal stuff goes way over my head...) with the federal courts(?) that, that might kick the FBI into high gear.
Nothing happened. Nada, zero. Clearly this statement was a deliberate lie.

"Oma hired a real attorney, paid him and he is writing a brief on her behalf and it is going to be filed in Federal Courts
Nothing was filed in Federal Court. Nada, zero, zippo. This was a deliberate lie.

o like I said, the attorney she PAID is working on a legal brief to file in court against Bob & Pallasart, she told me the letter to the State Bar was sent, and she isn't going to let us all down and chicken out and say, they'll go away, because she knows you aren't. So when I know the brief has been filed in California Federal Courts I will upload it here and if you are going to go on record as THEIR ATTORNEY I promise Rob I will UPLOAD your ANSWER to the brief filed on Oma's behalf, o.k. so chill. 8)"
Nothing happened. Nada, zero, zilch, niente. This was a deliberate lie. Say there "snoopy" the lunatic fictional character, why don't you publish the DRAFTS of these documents that Oma "paid" for to prove they exist? We'll wait....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

RobMoshein said...

Awww, seems poor Oma/Alexandra is back into her self-pity party, having to repost years old stuff about Father Markel, and how she has to find the courage to deal with her self made mess of a life.....

Yet another week now comes to a close without any law enforcement contact with me or Bob, no lawsuits filed, no "restraining orders" requested, no FBI forensic expert reports posted as "promised", no nothing. Which is of course the reality of all the blustering of the voices in Hamou's head aka "team hamou". NOTHING. Zero.
As usual.

Rebecca Jordan said...

Goodness, would his be the Father Markell who referred to her as "Satan's Handmaiden"? Come to think of it . . ."Handmaiden" . . .Satan . . .hmm.

RJ

RobMoshein said...

Poor deluded "snoopy"...(which is of course just Alexandra/Oma melting down again because she can't actually do anything?) Nothing else to actually DO but repeat for the umpteenth millionth time the same verbal masturbation, meaningless, which makes no sense and actually proves nothing...

Law Enforcement DID believe something: They ARRESTED Alexandra Oma McConnell. They kept her in JAIL for weeks on Felony Forgery Charges. The District Attorney BELIEVED something as they devoted time, resources and man hours to PRESSING THE FELONY CHARGES. They ONLY dropped the charges AFTER Oma/Alexandra PAID RESTITUTION TO HER VICTIM IN THEIR OWN WORDS.

Rebecca Jordan said...

Dear BFF and anyone else who posts here who has been blessed with children,

Happy Mother's Day!

Rebecca

Russophile said...

Why thank you BFF! One of my boys just popped in to wish the same to me!
We are going to my MIL's to cook for her and it's a glorious day here not a cloud in the sky and should be about 70 degrees.
Happy Mother's Day all!

Gomer said...

happy mamas day big momma from all the boys, Gomer, Omer, Homer, he's gonna be out soon and Dromer with that pissanty accent he has now. the girls can send there own howdy.

Anonymous said...

Well, I see Sandman (supposedly Mike Newson of "Hose and Toes" fame) blessed us with a sentimental black-and-white photo of his mother on this fine Mother's Day.

I was much relieved to see her photographed fully clothed and, presumably, with her shoes on.

Good for him. Respect the mothers, if not the daughters.

Mitzi said...

Darlings, I'm worried about Big Momma. What kind of a mother's day could the poor darling have had, knowing that all of those pictures of her daughter's tuchis are all over the internet. We don't have mother's day overe here because let's face it, if you're Jewish, every day is mother's day if the kid is smart.

But honestly, Omele, can we talk? I mean seriously talk, heart to heart? How do you think it makes your poor mother feel, darling, to see the kind of language her Little Girl is using when you post as "Snoopy"? And for G-d's sake, darling, all of that kvatch where you try to explain again why you wound up in the slammer (again) as being a misunderstanding? Darling, that only happens to poor black men in Texas who get convicted of rape, darling, not relatively low-level con artists who try to bilk people of rent money. But there it all is on your website, darling, and you know that Big Momma is reading it with a breaking heart. She's not a young woman anymore, and who needs the tsuris, darling?

I post because I care about Big Momma, darling.

Mitzi

Russophile said...

Oh BFF, my eldest was in your neighborhood last week. He got to fly around the Statue of Liberty, get a faboo sando of pastrami at the Carnegie Deli, and some pizza, he didn't know where that came from but said it was the BEST ever! He looked around a bit and laughed when the guys he was working with described the incident in Times square as "Some effing jerk probably left his effing tuna sandwich in a effing cooler."
He wants to go back. Good times!

Mitzi said...

Omele, darling,

Darling, it was your very own brother who told us that you call your mother "Big Momma", and I can only hope it is because of the size of her heart, darling, and not because she is built along the lines of some of your friends, darling, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.

And my mother was Sadie, darling, but we called her Mamele.

I appreciate the lesson in persecution history, darling, but I'm a Jew, so I kind of have a lot of that covered, if you know what I mean, and again, I think you do. But you are at least right about one thing (hey, even a stopped clock is right twice a day, so go figure). Various ethnicities are indeed persecuted, darling. Which one do you belong to? Because I'm thinking that what gets you in trouble isn't your bloodlines, it's your propensity to write bad checks. Is that a West Virginia thing or a Michigan thing? Is it a genetic weakness, like Tay-Sachs?

And darling, of course you know my behind isn't out there for the world to see, although if you want to know the truth, back in the day there were people who would have been interested in seeing it. Lenny Markowitz, if you're reading this, I saw how you looked at me on the beach at Coney Island, you little pisher. But now that we are older, Omele and a little more zaftig, which is a lot kinder than the way Bitsy put it when she got a look at you, there's just so much more to love, isn't there? So maybe the internet pictures are not the best idea, darling, but again, I'm really thinking of your mother.

So sue me. I care, that's all.

Mitzi

Anonymous said...

Oh, dear. I spent all yesterday thinking about poor Ms. Hamou / McConnell on Mother's Day.

I'm sure she would love to have prepared a nice, savory dinner for her dear Big Momma and the family at her exquisitely decorated rental home. But given the uncertainty of when landlords deposit rent checks and when banks present checks for payment to each other, I understand that the poor dear cannot risk sending out invitations too far ahead of time.

Why, the knock on the door from the process server or the police could come between the time the ham goes into the oven and comes out again. And even the most nicely set table could get so horribly dusty out in the desert while a hostess is trying to raise bail. I could not imagine having to sit days in jail only to come home to a table full of dusty crystal and porcelain. It's more than any self-respecting hostess could bear, I'm sure.

Perhaps Dromer, now that he's acquired a working acquaintance with British cuisine, took his dear Mama out for some tasty squeak-and-bubble? If they could not find a local restaurant with it on the menu, I'm sure Debbie would have had the ingredients on hand.

Rebecca Jordan said...

Dear BFF,

Congratulations to your son if he was able to finish the pastrami sandwich. Carnegie Deli piles it on! How on earth was he able to fly around the S of L, did hetake one of the helicopter flights around Manhattan? I've never done it (afraid of heights!), and since the unfortunate incident with the Italian family last year, no real desire to do it. But I am sure it was thrilling. He's a little off the beam about the Times Square incident though. It might have been much worse, BFF! As my brother said, if terrorists are coming in from Shelton, no place is safe! Was he in the city for fun, or as part of some military thing? Your son, I mean, not the terrorist.

Rebecca

Russophile said...

BFF, he's a crew chief and should be Sgt. before he's 22. They were up there on military business and took a couple jaunts around. He wants to go back, and I don't blame him. I was in NY when I was 13 and 16 and mostly spent it in White Plains and Lake Placid with a little jaunt around Times Square and you know times have changed and we have gotten older. . . *sigh*

Rebecca Jordan said...

BFF,

Can you blame him? It's the most thrilling city on the planet. I have lived in a lot of different places, and while I do love London, New York is the absolute best. I really feel alive here. I can retire in a couple of years, and I am debating whether to leave the city and move out to the eastern end of Long Island full time.

Of course New York has changed a great deal since the late 1980s when Disney came into the mix in the Times Square area. The whole place gentrified. I don't know how old you are, BFF, so I don't know when you were in Times Square. Manhattan was a central destination during my own teenage years back in the mid-1960s. I was in England for graduate school in the 1970s and then came back for a bit to work in the city, and it had become an absolute hellhole. I have to give Giuliani credit, by the time I got back to NY after my last assignment overseas, he had really cleaned things up.

I know nothing about the military. BFF, but I am sure it is impressive that he will be a sergeant at such a young age. You must be very proud.

Rebecca

Russophile said...

I just tell him not to tell his passengers that his mother is a Republican. He ferry's congress around in helicopters. And yes, I am very proud of him.
Oh I would love to go back to NY. I was there, gosh, it must have been 1979 and 82 or so. I got a picture of the twin towers from the crown of the Statue of Liberty. Never thought they would go down. Freaky, that. . .

Illuminati II said...

O Mighty Blake,

If your humble minion may make a suggestion? It is customary for the Lords of Theta to have titles by which their minions can address them, and "O Mighty Blake" just doesn't seem to make the impression that a minion wants when he drops it at the Minion Bar with the other lackeys. "The Grand Shovel" is taken by Himself as long as that little bitch Daryn is his minion, so that's out. "The Mighty Midget" is open since Tom Cruise split up with Nicole Kidman, but you don't actually have to wear lifts to appear even short, so it doesn't quite fit. "The Mighty Balki" is still taken by Bronson Pinchot in hopes that there will be a reunion special. Perhaps you could call yourself "Satan's Manservant" for the sake of symmetry with the large-jawed lady, but I think that actually involves some kind of process through which you really do sell your soul to the devil. I'll leave it up to you, O Mighty Blake, but don't delay too long.

I do have some newsw. I have uncovered the records in the Sproul/McConnell case. They were hidden in a hollowed-out pumpkin behind the residence. There was nothing else except a yellowed note that said "That's right, f*****s, I was guilty" signed by A. Hiss. So I put them back into the pumpkin and left them there, but not before I took photos of them with the camera on my intergalactic communica --- iPhone.

I am reporting back to base, but I still have to hitchhike, so it may take me a few hours. Or days.

Your faithful minion,

Illuminati

Russophile said...

Might I suggest Blake the Benevolent? Perhaps Blake the Beneficent?
Bountiful Blake?
Boisterous Blake?
Benedictus Blake?
If he's Irish he can be Blake O'Bliss.
Spanish Bueno Blake.
Slang could be Blake of the Buzz.

Anonymous said...

Your pick, Illuminati:

The Torrent of Torrance.

The Bane of Banality.

The Claw of Law.

The Mogul of Malice.

Bruce.


Sincerely,

Your new Lord and Master,
Mitzi

Anonymous said...

I like Blake the Beneficent. Really captures my spirit, I do think.

Anonymous said...

Oopsy.

Anonymous said...

I see that Hamou does not think the title "Blake the Beneficent" is justified.

Well, that's her opinion.

According to Hamou's own claim, Mrs. Batchelor had her prosecuted because of what Mrs. Batchelor found out on this site about Hamou's numerous past unpaid judgments. And, by being prosecuted, Hamou was forced by the court to make "restitution to the victim" (a phrase from the court documents).

Hamou's long record of default and other unpaid judgments, including the newly-uncovered recent default judgment against her and Jim Sproul, is ample proof that Hamou's modus operandus is to take on financial obligations, welch on the them, and then simply ignore the civil suits that follow.

To succeed in actually getting a debt paid by her, a lawsuit is not enough. One has to have her lazy, grifting ass thrown in jail and prosecuted.

In helping Mrs. Batchelor, yet another innocent victim of Oma Hamou, proceed in this way, I truly think Blake was beneficent.

Illuminati II said...

O Might Hammer of Hamou,

So, what do you think? Catchy, isn't it? I thought we could use "HoHam" for short.

I don't kniw, it just sort of came to me while I was hitchhiking south of Alameda.

Hope you like it, O HoHam!

Illuminati

Russophile said...

I'm rather partial to Bootylicious Blake myself.

Anonymous said...

Make it "The Heroic HoHam" and you have yourself a deal.

Proud to be,

Your New Lord and Master
Mitz --- er, Blake

Anonymous said...

Bootylicious?

Ah, you've seen me then.

Russophile said...

Now Blake, how could I know what you look like when I haven't stalked you properly? In fact, I haven't stalked you at all. Gee, what sort of a stalker am I??

Anonymous said...

So I guess you don't know where I posted the soft core porn shots, huh?

Actually, "stalking" is a lot easier when a person leaves a trail of convictions and judgments in her wake, as well as plasters her life (or at least her self-serving version of it) all over the internet.

It's sort of like "stalking" a new car by going down to the dealer's lot to take a look after seeing a big promo on TV.

Yee haw.

RobMoshein said...

So now closes the 436th consecutive week without any law enforcement contact with me or Bob since Oma Hamou/Alexandra McConnell started threatening it. Despite that "team hamou" in one form or another has stated publicly that "Oma" with and without her lawyer(s) had already was about to contact law enforcement to insist on proceedings against us over 350 TIMES in just the last five years!
Yet NOTHING ever manages to happen... Go figure. At least they ADMIT THEY LIE ABOUT ANY CRIMINAL CHARGES BEING FILED AGAINST ME PERSONALLY FOR THESE FIVE YEARS!


As well as consecutive Week 241 for nothing happening in the most recent round of threat of lawsuits against us, since Bob won his suit against Oma Hamou. No "restraining orders" no civil suits, NOTHING. And, NOTHING happening now for THIRTY SEVEN WEEKS on the worthless and illegal "Bill of Review"...

Russophile said...

Ms. Hamou didn't LIE about it, she had every intention of going through with it. She was just worn down. I was that way with the ex but when his little hair follicle test came back with BINGO! excessive cocaine, I sent that puppy right over to his parents. The ones who kept saying "My son doesn't do drugs. . ."

Anonymous said...

Hmmm.

Since she's threatened criminal complaints literally dozens of times over some number of years, exactly which were the times she intended to go through with it and which were the times she was just too worn down?

I think it's much more likely that oustanding warrants, her forgery arrest record, and a still-growing string of unpaid civil judgments are more an impediment to her walking into a police station to complain about someone else's conduct than her state of rest and relaxation.

Her game is quite simple: claim on the internet that Moshein and Atchison are the targets of a criminal investigation to try to sully their reputations, knowing full well she has neither the case, the evidence, nor the credibility with anyone with half a brain to go through with her threats.

RobMoshein said...

So, let us take Biernat at her word. Oma/Alexandra was just too "tired" to BOTHER to file a criminal complaint. How will this look to law enforcement? You couldn't be bothered?? Gee, this can't be so important to you, or so "traumatic" then now can it??

Also see how Oma writing as snoopy tries to manipulate words?? I never SAID Hamou had never gone to the police. All I keep saying is NOTHING EVER HAPPENS. Nobody from law enforcement has EVER contacted Bob or me about any alleged complaints filed by her, or anyone else for that matter.

There are only TWO possible conclusions. either she has never filed anything OR the police don't give enough of a crap to BOTHER with her complaint. There is no other possibility.

I will only repeat that the snoopy character has ADMITTED to LYING that Oma Hamou has previously filed a criminal complaint against me. I will only repeat that team hamou has written on the web over THREE HUNDRED FIFTY TIMES in six years that Oma Hamou has already filed, is about to file or intends to file criminal complaints against us and NOTHING EVER HAPPENS. EVER.

Just like that litigation, you know the one which over a YEAR AGO 'snoopy' promised, PROMISED was being filed in Federal Court. Yeah that one, the one that was never filed.

Keep screaming about it team hamou. The clear truth is that NOBODY GIVES A COLD RAT TURD about it, except you of course.

I certainly don't lose sleep over it.

RobMoshein said...

Over one full year ago....
Snoopy on Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:03 pm
"I know I have as of yesterday delivered documents to an attorney Oma has hired someone she paid to write a brief for her to set aside the judgement Bob obtained in 2005 against her based on the facts, to challenge that verdict because Bob deliberately and so did his attorney committed perjury and used forged documents besides based on the representation of his attorney and him, his case should have been tossed out because it named the wrong defendant and plaintiff. I know she has written and may have already today sent the letter to Texas State Bar about Bob's attorney, I know she has spoken to the LAPD and has an appointment to meet with one of the detectives who told her in the past they would help her, so, I guess she is going to sign the affidavit or whatever it is and agree to see it through this time. I have volunteered to drive her to the detective myself and Mike well he has offered to do the same. I know the attorney she hired is gonna file a brief in Federal Court, I know this because the man told me yesterday when I dropped off some of the digital records I've been keeping safe for her, thanks Sandman for the additional stuff"

Mike on Wed Apr 22, 2009 9:33 pm
"so she feels that she has no choice but to take this to the next level. I know that "We" have said this before, but we have her word that she will follow through, she really has hired someone to write the briefs, and she has other lawyers lined up and waiting the green light to do their part. She really does have an appointment to sign the whatever-it-is with a police detective. The FBI? Who knows if they are still investigating or what, but maybe when she files this brief (or whatever it is that they are doing, legal stuff goes way over my head...) with the federal courts(?) that, that might kick the FBI into high gear. "

by Snoopy on Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:24 pm
"Oma hired a real attorney, paid him and he is writing a brief on her behalf and it is going to be filed in Federal Courts more important Rob you do not represent Bob Atchison or Pallasart as THEIR ATTORNEY so dude shut Up unless you go on records ONCE the brief is filed as the ATTORNEY FOR BOB AND PALLASART what you say doesn't mean shit. And yep, Oma still plans to next week meet with the detective who back THEN urged her to prosecute so like I said, the attorney she PAID is working on a legal brief to file in court against Bob & Pallasart, she told me the letter to the State Bar was sent, and she isn't going to let us all down and chicken out and say, they'll go away, because she knows you aren't. So when I know the brief has been filed in California Federal Courts I will upload it here and if you are going to go on record as THEIR ATTORNEY I promise Rob I will UPLOAD your ANSWER to the brief filed on Oma's behalf, o.k. so chill. 8)"

RobMoshein said...

One year later:

"I know I have as of yesterday delivered documents to an attorney Oma has hired someone she paid to write a brief for her to set aside the judgement Bob obtained in 2005 against her"
No such brief was ever filed. In fact, the only paper Oma Hamou filed was something she wrote herself and filed pro se, which was so flawed and failed to follow any rules of civil procedure or filing that clearly it was written without the benefit of competent legal advice

I know she has spoken to the LAPD and has an appointment to meet with one of the detectives who told her in the past they would help her, so, I guess she is going to sign the affidavit or whatever it is and agree to see it through this time. I have volunteered to drive her to the detective myself and Mike well he has offered to do the same
No contact from law enforcement of any kind was made to me or Bob. Clearly only two possible reasons. This was a deliberate lie OR law enforcement did not see any reason to pursue the matter.

I know the attorney she hired is gonna file a brief in Federal Court, I know this because the man told me yesterday when I dropped off some of the digital records I've been keeping safe for her, thanks Sandman for the additional stuff"
No brief was filed in Federal Court. Of course this is self evident because one does not file a BRIEF for anything except an appeal. However, no Federal Cause of Action was filed either.

we have her word that she will follow through, she really has hired someone to write the briefs, and she has other lawyers lined up and waiting the green light to do their part. She really does have an appointment to sign the whatever-it-is with a police detective. The FBI? Who knows if they are still investigating or what, but maybe when she files this brief (or whatever it is that they are doing, legal stuff goes way over my head...) with the federal courts(?) that, that might kick the FBI into high gear.
Nothing happened. Nada, zero. Clearly this statement was a deliberate lie.

"Oma hired a real attorney, paid him and he is writing a brief on her behalf and it is going to be filed in Federal Courts
Nothing was filed in Federal Court. Nada, zero, zippo. This was a deliberate lie.

o like I said, the attorney she PAID is working on a legal brief to file in court against Bob & Pallasart, she told me the letter to the State Bar was sent, and she isn't going to let us all down and chicken out and say, they'll go away, because she knows you aren't. So when I know the brief has been filed in California Federal Courts I will upload it here and if you are going to go on record as THEIR ATTORNEY I promise Rob I will UPLOAD your ANSWER to the brief filed on Oma's behalf, o.k. so chill. 8)"
Nothing happened. Nada, zero, zilch, niente. This was a deliberate lie. Say there "snoopy" the lunatic fictional character, why don't you publish the DRAFTS of these documents that Oma "paid" for to prove they exist? We'll wait....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Oh, dear. Here we go again.

I feel so much better after a watercress sandwich or two, which always helps me understand poor Ms. Hamou / McConnell's viewpoint a bit better.

But once again I find myself just the tiniest bit confused. Ms. Hamou / McConnell says that she cannot pay her debts because Messrs. Moshein and Atchison have prevented her from finding gainful employment.

But why can Mr. Sproul also not pay his debts? Or why was that dear Tina Vanveen always in trouble with the law? As far as I can tell, my dears, many of the people around Ms. Hamou / McConnell have scrapes with the law that have nothing to do with Messrs. Moshein and Atchison.

I really do believe there is something else going on with Ms. Hamou / McConnell and her circle of acquaintance other than scrapes with any Russian history personalities.

The whole Russian history internet scene is a veritable riot of vicious personal attacks and counterattacks from what I've heard. Why, even respected authors have been in furious mudslinging contests there. But, at least as far as I know, no one else other than Ms. Hamou / McConnell and her friends have ended up in court or jail over any of it.

No, I really do think there is something else afoot with her, my dears. And it has nothing to do with our erstwhile Ms. Moshein or that kind Mr. Atchison.

I hate to say it. Truly I do. But I fear our fascinating little ex-model really might be a scam artist all on her lonesome. And, alas, not a very good one, the poor thing. I just can't get those ragged hose and those outdated shoes out of my mind, you see. The poor, poor thing.

Rebecca Jordan said...

BFF,

Worn out from what? According to her characters, she doesn't post on her own forum, she doesn't read her own forum, and she hasn't undertaken legal action against Moshein and Atchison.

BFF, I do get that you can't stand Rob Moshein. It is readily apparent that neither of you wants to head off into some kind of MGM sunset with each other.

But honestly, defending that con artist the partner of the man she ripped off? Do you actually believe Oma Hamou is a competent business woman who just happens to have incredibly bad luck with checkbooks? Really?

See everyone on Monday, hope the weekend is good. I myself see a few watercress sandwiches in my future.

Rebecca

Rebecca Jordan said...

"defending that con artist to the partner of the man she ripped off". I don't want to come off as "mornonic".

Russophile said...

Sure I do, BFF. I've seen--and known some people with some hideously bad luck that makes Ms. Hamou's pale by comparison.
And yes, Mr. Moshein and I don't see oculus to oculus his high handedness just makes me dig my heels in more no matter if the person he was vilifying were Jeffry Dahmer. I'm weird that way. . .
But hey! Have a FABOO weekend! It's 70 degrees here and we'll be trying to reinvent ourselves as well after this little ditty came out, all bets are off in this industry.
http://industry.bnet.com/healthcare/10002665/unintended-consequences-maybe-corporations-will-dump-health-benefits-in-the-wake-of-reform/

Anonymous said...

Did their bad luck include "accidentally" picking up the wrong checkbook time after time?

Mitzi said...

Darling "Handmaiden",

Check "Snoopy's" last post, darling, I think that might have been what darling Rivka was mocking with "mornonic".

And you're so right, darling, intelligent people don't follow fashion styles. Darling Omele must be incredibly intelligent, to judge by those shoes and her hair, but if lack of fashion sense is an indication of brains, darling, she has nothing on you. You're a veritable Einstein! The hair alone!

And darling Russophile Lady, hoo boy! I'm just going to assume that you are kidding with the idea that you would side with Jeffrey Dahmer if Rob disliked him. Darling, he ate people. Is this really the person you want to use to help us understand why you thing darling Omele is telling the truth? Darling, I don't think so.

But Omele, darling, I'm worried. Worn out, darling? You should try and get away for a few days. Maybe you and Debbie could check into a spa for some quality "girl" time! Wouldn't that be fun? Get your nails done, a stylish new "do", and see if you can't lower your IQs a few points.

Darling, I know you can!

Still posting, still caring, sweetheart!

Mitzi

RobMoshein said...

Well, at least it's gratifying to know that Biernat disagrees with me not because of any sane rational reason, or the evidence, but rather simply because she thinks I'm "Highhanded".

I was there when Hamou was in my dining room, promising Bob to pay him, when she said she had a $60 million dollar trust from her ex husband. I was the one answering the phone dozens of times listening to Hamou's excuses why her payment to Bob was late. I've had dozens of telephone calls firsthand with dozens of people who have had dealings with the Hamster. I sat thru the trial process, I understand what all the documents really mean.

All Biernat has is the propganda spoon fed to her and tailor made by Hamou and her co conspirators to spin the story.

Thank G-d Biernat admits her position isn't based on reality. Just her stubborness.

I was right about Anna Anderson all along too...

Russophile said...

You are high-handed, Mr. Moshein, your last comment proved it.
Mitz! You need to be more realistic in your reactions! Take a page from Blake, with the Dahmer news, he's raise a Nimoy eyebrow and intone: That's not logical. K? Got that? Let's try it again.

RobMoshein said...

and you Biernat prefer to stubbornly support unsupported allegations instead of listening to reason and logic and your statement proves that.

Stick with your convicted felons and their ridiculous tales of "accidental" arrests, wrongful forgery charges, and massacred cats, two headed rape baby abortions, and a fortune in publicly recorded "faked" judgments...

I'll stick to reality, instead.

Mitzi said...

Darling Russophile Lady,

Darling, I've been raising my eyebrows for months now. All I was pointing out, darling, is that it isn't necessarily the most sterling comparison to draw to Oma Hamou by mentioning Jeffrey Dahmer. Surely she would rather be compared to some shiksa saint, darling.

What were you right about with Anna Andersen? I think I'm missing something.

And darling Russophile Lady, you sent your ex-husband's hair to an examiner? My Chaim, g-d rest him, was bald as a billiard ball, so I suppose he could have been doing cocaine for years and I wouldn't have known. But I'm curious. When you mailed the results to his parents, did they accept them? Or did they tell you he was just "worn out" in the face of the proof?

I think you and darling Robbele would get along better if you stuck to wine. Just my two cents.

I saw that "Snoopy" posted without mentioning whether Omele and Debbele will be going the spa route. Ladies, from the heart. Think about it. Some cold cucumber slices on the eyelids, a seaweed wrap and a little pumice stone on the bottoms of your feet (those shoes can't be helping, darlings) and you'll be right back in the game.

Shalom!

Mitzele

RobMoshein said...

Mitz,

Biernat stormed out of our History Forum in a snit because she insisted on clinging to the myth that the woman called Anna Andersen was really Grand Duchess Anastasia Nicholievna. I tried to point out the reality to her, but she would have none of it. Of course, they found the remains of Alexei and the last missing daughter and positively identified them thru DNA which put case closed to the issue and proved I was correct all along. Something that still seems to stick in Biernat's craw.

RobMoshein said...

Snoopy on Tue May 12, 2009 1:49 pm:
I think your in for a rude awakening dude, asshole!

Snoopy on Tue May 12, 2009 3:14 pm :
good see you in court dude, love ya!
yes Rob it is in a police report and yes Rob that report will be made available in the Discovery process of the litigation
I will tell you Oma’s attorney will make sure in the Discovery phase that you or Pallasart or Bob can’t either. But the fact that someone believed you and did this to Oma’s animals and hurt her in such a manner and told her while they were doing this about the words written on your blog is going to be used against you and Pallasart and Bob. The other evidence like your pms on Anastasia and your history forum is gonna be used against you, Bob and Pallasart everything including Bob’s inconsistent statements to the police and courts about everything is gonna be used against him.
My friend wants you to stop and your incapable of doing this so she’s gonna file her brief in Federal Court to get them to make you and Bob and Pallasart to stop.
Bob please don’t forget when this gets to court I Justin M. Edwards get to publish the name of the person you claim told you the church said these horrible things about Oma and the Church says your lying so I get to publicly humiliate that person for participating with you in lying about the church, cool huh?

by Take a Hike on Wed May 13, 2009 11:33 am
This is what Oma sent to me last night:

"Take a Hike,

The whole purpose of my lawsuit which I hope will be filed next week is to put in place a permanent Injunction against Bob Atchison, Pallasart & Their Associates. I also want the court to acknowledge that a crime or crimes have been committed against me by these various individuals and or entity. Please stay safe while you are participating on the AP forum. Ms. Oma Hamou


A full exact year later. Same verbal masturbation from Team Hamou. What has happened in that whole year? NOTHING.

NO restraining orders
NO "Law Enforcement" involvement
NO Litigation filed.

NOTHING, just empty useless verbiage, of the same things over and over ad nauseum.

That should tell you everything about Oma Hamou aka Alexandra McConnell. All verbiage, nothing actually achieved.

Mitzi said...

Thanks for the clarification, darling. So I went and looked up on the internet (darling wikipedia!) and read all about the Anna Andersen lady. So Russophile Lady, you believe that this woman was a fancy-schmantzy princess?

Well, at least the belief in Oma Hamou is part of a pattern and not just a single instance of someone pulling the wool over your eyes, darling.

I still say, stick to the wine.

Also, Omele, or "Snoopy" or whatever you are calling yourself today, darling, you keep missing the point. And the point is not that Rob Moshein and Bob Atchison think that you are a con artist, all sorts of district attorneys and judges do. You are the one with the record, darling. That's a fact, and honestly, darling, if it's all do to bad luck as Russophile Lady seems to think, then you need to get a couple of rabbits' feet and a four leaf clover, because you, darling, are what we used to call in Brooklyn a Jonah.

Maybe you have a dybbuk? Is there a rabbi near you who could perform an exorcism if it became necessary?

So worried, darling. So worried.

Mitzi

Russophile said...

No Mr. Moshein, wrong again. I started a thread on that one Alexis survivor, NOT AA. Gee, talk about reality checks. And! That wasn't the one that did me in, it was your buddy Helen Azar over on the WINDSOR threads. She's a pip. I'm sure you two get along as she is just as stuck up and on herself as you are. Tell me, do you both get sunburnt nostrils hair when you walk around?
BTW, our Trader Joe's sucks. It doesn't have the Sangeoviese you recommended. Although I have noticed that Malbec has been making itself known all over the place. Interesting that. Drank some nice ones in Spain.

Anonymous said...

You know, upon consideration I think there may be something to Russophile's theory that bad luck surrounds Oma Hamou.

It seems to whirl like a vortex around her, enguling everyone who gets near her.

Think of that couple that took her in as a guest and wound up stuck with several thousand dollars in bills for international phone calls.

Think of that man who reserved a sound stage for Hamou, thereby forgoing other bookings, and then lost out when she failed to show or pay.

Think of the man who took one of her "accidental" checks for a film trailer and only got his money after going to the cops.

Think of that 89-year-old man who lost his life savings when she moved into his house under an alias and began accessing his accounts.

Think again of that elderly man who wound up with a judgment against him when American Express sued him for charges she ran up.

Think of the two people who wound up as defendants in that American Express lawsuit because they had given Hamou their social security numbers for another purpose and she had credit cards sent to her that were issued in their names.

Think of the elderly man's son and daughter-in-law who had to move in with him to keep the last shreds of his assets out of Hamou's hands when she kept sending him prornographic faxes in an attempt to worm her way back into his life and finances. And of the detective in the Elder Abuse unit of the L.A.P.D. who could not get Hamou prosecuted because Hamou was clever enough to scam an old man who was too senile to testify coherently.

Think of the more than a dozen people or companies who have outstanding judgments against Hamou.

Think of Jim Sproul who now has a default judgment against him.

Think of Mrs. Batchelor, whose house was trashed and who had to go to the police to get her rent payment from Hamou.

Yes, Hamou seems caught in a veritable hurricane of bad luck.

Or she's just a busy little con artist who will always prefer the grift to a real job.

JustinEdward said...

Russophile,

I don't know who the hell you are, lady, but to judge from what you have posted on this forum you are in no position to accuse Mr. Moshein of being stuck up. You act like you know everything when in fact you're just another poor slob she's duping. Shit, lady, are you just someone who can't see the forest for the trees?

Oma, please stop posting as if you were me. You're not. God damn, you're like the f****** tar baby. As Dave Slater said, all I want is to see you in my rearview mirror, Oma. Jesus wept, get a life.

Justin. The REAL Justin.

Mitzi said...

Darling,

The district attorney who forced you to make resititution to your victim, Mrs. Batchelor. The judge who ruled against you in the Atchison lawsuit. The district attorney who is prosecuting against you and darling Mr. Sproul. The district attorneys f0r the various states in which you were convicted several years ago. The attorneys who are attempting to haul your tuchis into court to try and collect the money you owe from the scam company you claimed was making the verkackte movie, darling.

Russophile said...

That's right fake JustinEdward, you don't know me and I'd prefer to keep it that way, that's just the kinda gal I am.

Russophile said...

And Mitz, I'm SOOOO disappointed in you. You mean to tell me you have been blogging here for what? A year now, and you are BFFs with Mr. Atchison and Moshein and you have NO CLUE Mr. Atchison is owner of the Alexander Palace website that discusses Russian History. I am shocked. Shocked. My God! What Mr. Atchison must think!

Anonymous said...

Once again, Hamou shows just how distorted her sense of ethics is.

She posts on her forum that Don Morton "accepted responsibility" for the American Express debt she ran up in his name.

No, dimbulb. Accepting responsibility means paying the debt. It does not mean saying, "okay, so sue me".

Of course, now we'll have a huffy protest that Oma Hamou is not the one who put up the post, because Oma never reads her forum and such. So I guess the documents from Morton that were posted there were just handed out by some mysterious hand to a bunch of other posters beforehand, just in case the matter ever came up when Hamou wasn't around.

Oh, and don't you love the way that, if you wait, she'll hang herself. She's crowing about paying back Morton just over $6,000 of a $35,000 loan. Proving, of course, she was into the old man for considerable money -- a man she also saddled with a court judgment against him that he could not and never did pay off.

No wonder that, after gathering all her "proof" and putting it in front of judges and juries, she invariably loses over and over. She doesn't seem to realize that it's her own "proof" that hangs her half the time.

She's either incredibly stupid or just so morally bankrupt that behavior that is generally accepted as dishonest by most people is not seen by her to be so at all.

Mitzi said...

Darling Russophile Lady,

Of course I know that Bobbele has a forum. Oma Hamou has a forum. Everyone has a forum, darling. Today I followed a link on Omele's site and found out that the space alien even has a forum.

I didn't know who Anna Andersen was, darling. Do you see her name in the words "Alexander Palace Forum", darling? Because I don't. Also, I know this will come as a shock to you people, but I don't know anything at all about Russian history except for pogroms, darling, and I couldn't care less about palaces for the tsars because frankly my people couldn't have gotten in to clean them.

I'm sorry you have sand in your bathing suit because Robbele and you disagree about the poor dead boy, darling, but you're certainly free to start your own forum. Why not? Everyone else has!

Mitzi

RobMoshein said...

Biernat.
Reality check: You were never worth the effort to remember the details of your participation on the APTM Forum. Clearly, and sincerely, you really have self esteem issues. You obviously can't stand the fact that other people are somehow better than you, for example, Helen Azar who is FAR more knowledgeable on certain subjects; she's a professional LIBRARIAN for pete's sake, and hugely well read and a full time scholar. Just maybe she DOES know more than you do. But, you just can't stand that. You can't stand the fact that I have KNOWN the reality of Oma Hamou for over ten years, I was THERE and just MAYBE I really know more about the subject than you do (you know, since all you claim to know on the subject is ONLY what Oma Hamou herself WANTS you to know...)

Get over it Biernat. In life, there simply ARE people better than you. And I mean that in the third person, not the first person.

I had lunch last week with one of the twelve Master Sommelliers in the US. This guy has forgotten more about wine than I will ever know. So what? I used the opportunity to LEARN, not get all huffy and in a snit and instantly and forever dislike him.

That is clearly the source if your issues. You just cant STAND someone who is better than you are for whatever reason. Well get a clue Biernat. There are a WHOLE LOT of people better than you out there. Deal with it.

JustinEdward said...

What the hell gave you the idea that I want to know you, Mrs. Biernat? Mr. Moshein is right, you really do think about yourself way too much. I want Oma Hamou to stop pretending to be me on her goddam website. I couldn't give a shit if you believe the crap she puts out. A few people have, and trust me, they've paid for that mistake. I'm one of them. But if it makes you feel all warm and fuzzy to pretend that she is telling the truth, have a party. My only concern is that the people where I work don't do some kind of check and stumble on this shit. Not this site, Mr. Moshein. Hers.

The only reason I posted is because you wrote something here. I haven't followed you over to Oma's site because she is the f****** tar baby and I've been stuck to her before.

RobMoshein said...

Oh, Justin's post reminds me, Biernat:

How do you KNOW that the person on Hamou's site is the "real" Justin Edwards?

First, THAT person admits his name is not even REALLY Justin Edwards (remember the claim he belongs to the DGA, but my friends who ARE in the DGA checked for me and nobody even close to that name is a member, Blake Edwards being the only one actually....)

Have you MET that "justin" in person and he showed you a Drivers license or Passport?

See, all you know is that somebody TOLD you that they are someone called "Justin Edwards" but how certain can you really BE that they told you the truth??

Russophile said...

If I were YOU, Mr.Moshein, I would have had an issue with what you said, but I'm not. I don't care. I'm fine the way I am. What the issue was was that the AP, ruled by YOU is very hostile. Let's face it: you're an asshole. The only person who showed some semblence of civility was Laura Mabee. And that was too little too late, and your buddy Helen? Yeah, well over on the Windsor thread she was CLUELESS about Diana, Princess of Wales. Gee, Librarian? Really?
And what was really funny was that you had to trot yourself over to the TRF and make a BIG post that you, Mr. Rob Moshein is NOT an asshole. Well, game over buddy, if you HAVE to do something like that, that means you're an asshole.

Mitzi said...

Darling Robbele,

She has a point. She apparently believes everything everyone ever tells her unless she doesn't. Proof doesn't really seem to matter, so why bother, darling? The fake Justin just posted that he is who he says he is because he says it, which is pretty much the way that Omele operates: reality is what she wishes it to be, and no one else is important. I think that was darling Blake's point. Oma Hamou isn't interested in what is right or wrong, she is interested in what she can get away with. As long as there are grfters and scam artists, there will be suckers who fall for them. And it doesn't mean that darling Russophile Lady is stupid to fall for her; after all, you and Bob bought her line back in the day, didn't you? The stupid part comes in, and I am sorry to say it, when you continue to believe the nonsense in the face of the legal proof that is out there on the internet. But Russophile Lady says she knows a lot of hard luck cases. If that's what it takes to believe, darling, you should only be happy with it. But really, darling, what does it accomplish to come on here and call Robbele names? I think he is showing great restraint in not taking down your posts.

And darling Omele, I for one have never said you are "fat as a whale". I said you were zaftig, which used to be a good thing (Dick called Liz that!). It was my sister Bitsy who glommed onto you at the courthouse who said that you were a wide ride. Which is not nice, but as Bitsy said, "you want nice or accurate?"

I care for all of you darlings, and only want you to be happy.

Shalom!

Mitzele

RobMoshein said...

Mitz,

It isn't restraint. Actually, I don't care WHAT Biernat calls me. She is beneath caring about her opinion. Just like fake Justin and Fat debbie, I don't give a crap what they blather about either since most of it is made up lies, propaganda or just plain stupid.

Rebecca Jordan said...

BFF,

Wow, girlfriend, did you get a bad bottle of Merlot over the weekend?

I'm curious. How much of this stems from actual support for Oma Hamou, a dubious candidate at best for the kind of blind loyalty you manifest here, and how much is the result of spleen because Roh Moshein (and by implication Bob Atchison, I suppose, although he never says a word on this forum, or at least he never said anything about Russian history that I saw) disagrees with your positions about dead Romanovs?

Or Princess Diana?

Really, BFF???

RJ

Russophile said...

You forgot "D" None of the above to be replaced with "E": I'd needle them for a Klondike bar.

RobMoshein said...

RJ,

The really ridiculous part is her hatred of Bob, who actually has NO CLUE as to who she is, who has never had the slightest communication with her or about her ever and Bob never participated on the Forum threads where she was posting. He's never done or said anything to her...

She hates Bob for genuinely no reason other than Bob owns the APTM Forum

Russophile said...

I don't hate either of you. YOu both amuse me. Which! BTW, you're going to have to eat your words you posted over on the AP about the new book. .heh, heh, heh. .

RobMoshein said...

WTF? I heard from Greg last night. Don't have a clue what you mean...

Russophile said...

I'm not Susana, btw, and you are putting words that Peter did not say in Peter's mouth. But that is typical of you, isn't it?

RobMoshein said...

Whatever. I still don't have a clue what you're blathering on about. Nor do I actually care. Nor do I care what "Peter" has to say...

Russophile said...

Then why did you post this?

Believe what you will Susana; but even Peter Kurth accepts the reality that Anna Andersen wasn't Anastasia. and he knew her personally.


Oh, that's right, to make YOURSELF look good. Thought I think that backfired, don't you?

RobMoshein said...

WTF?? I only said what I had heard from several people. If he still clings to his fairy tale myth, that's his problem. If Peter Kurth wants to say something to me, he has my email. I certainly don't believe a word coming from a dolt such as yourself.

Anonymous said...

Okay, so what if Russophile really hates Rob Moshein and admires and/or pities Oma Hamou?

Is all Russophile's admiration or sympathy for Hamou really going to change anything about Hamou's life or that of her victims?

Will it make the felony convictions go away?

Will it get the bench warrant quashed?

Will it prevent the next Mrs. Batchelor (and there will be one) from having to go the police to get a debt paid?

Will it solve Hamou's dilemma that she can no longer argue to a court that she accidentally grabbed the wrong checkbook without the risk that a D.A. finds on the internet she has used this excuse before? More than once.

Will it allow Jim Sproul to untangle himself from a joint default judgment with Hamou?

Will it restore to the Morton estate the money she scammed out of the old man before his family went to the Elder Abuse Unit of the police to put a stop to her?

Will it get American Express, Reed Elsevier, two of her own attorneys, or any of the dozen or so other victims of her scams repaid?

Will it help Hamou avoid suing herself in a hilarious attempt to sue someone else?

Will it make the years of threats to rain down police, federal agents, and prosecutors on Moshein or Atchison any more likely to materialize?

Will it get her a better class of friends than Jim Sproul, Tina Vanveen, or Big Debbie? Or a better wardrobe?

Will it restore her ability to use youth and sex to obtain money from men?

Will it turn her yellowing soft-core porn self-promotions into art?

Will it make any of her lies and comical attempts at spin any more the truth?

Really, people. What makes anyone think that Russophile's esteem for Hamou somehow turns someone who is obviously a common scam artist into a wronged and nobly-suffering woman?

Let's just all calm down and enjoy the newest wrinkles in the lunacy and Russophile's contributions to keeping it alive.

Russophile said...

I don't think Peter wants to talk to you, Mr. Moshein, and I don't blame him.
Thank God I am just me and haven't any the Loftus aspirations you seem to delude yourself with.

RobMoshein said...

Well, if he doesn't care enough to "correct" me himself, then I'll go back to not caring about what you "claim".

Spot on correct Blake, as usual. Well done.

Russophile said...

Mr. Moshein, you're getting your sock puppets mixed up again. That came from Loftus Fallmeade, not Blake Springvale or whatever dell he's hanging out in.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of dells, my dear, how I miss that sweet, refreshing Brad Summerfield. Whatever do you think happened to him?

Mitzi

Mitzi said...

Darling Russophile Lady,

Again with the Anna Andersen? Oy, darling. They're all dead, darling, what does it matter? And you're not Susy? Who is Susy? What makes you think Robbele thinks your name is Susy, darling?

Mitzi wants to know. Because she cares, darling.


Loftus

Mitzi said...

And darling, it's wonderful that you have had nothing but forthright and honest experience with Oma Hamou. Talk about a small club! I assume you never rented her a house or introduced her to people in Russia? No, I didn't think so, darling. But I hope you can at least conceive of the fact that the people whom she has bilked don't belong to your fan club?

Try, darling.

Mitzi

JustinEdward said...

This is the part I don't get. Oma dishes out this crap for years --- the whole Anastasia Davis website was nothing but a platform used to attack Bob Atchison and Rob Moshein --- and the minute people call her on her shit she gets all pissy through "Handmaiden" and Fake Me about what a victim she is. Now she's hiding behind my name to issue threats of violence.

Let me get this straight. You are mad because Moshein used googleearth to track down where Russophile lives, Oma? What the hell do you think googleearth is FOR, for Christ's sake? It's like being mad at a gas station map because it shows the way to Palmdale. It's what the frigging thing is SUPPOSED TO DO.

Also, would you quit using "Mike Newson" and "pedophile" in your posts? Everytime you do that a search engine will load it for anyone who might be doing a search on his ass. You claim to feel all angry about this but you keep putting it up on the f******* internet.

And congratulations, Russophile, on being the only one over there who figured out that people are signing each other's names to posts on purpose. Like it was f******* rocket science.

Just for you, Russo ---

Handmaiden

RobMoshein said...

My my RJ,

That latest stuff on team hamou is certainly out of control. Clearly Oma/Alexandra is whacked especially tonight.

"Restraining order" on Wednesday? well, I haven't been SERVED legally with anything, nor has Bob...

I wonder what a Court will think of someone filing something as serious as a Restraining Order who DELIBERATELY FAILED to serve notice on a party, whose address has not changed in seventeen years and is KNOWN Oma Hamou...California Law REQUIRES service...

Typical of Hamou tactics. My dollar is on this being just like the Federal Court lawsuit that hamou "had lawyers who were filing tomorrow"...a YEAR ago.

More BS from Oma Hamou.

Anonymous said...

Snoopy-who-is-Oma posted this on her "Ask Oma" forum:

"we on this forum dare you to name the VICTIMS" of Hamou's misdeeds.

Well, try this for starters. It's in the official court record of San Bernardino criminal court case number FVI802540 (Defendant Alexandra Oma McConnell):

"THE VICTIM HAS RECEIVED FULL RESTITUTION".

The victim was an elderly lady named Mrs. Batchelor. The case in which she was required to give restitution to the "victim" was one of felony forgery.

Although Hamou has felony convictions for passing bad checks going back many years, this was a 2008 felony arrest that was only resolved in 2010 when, after months of trying to scrape the money together, she finally had to pony up the restitution to avoid further prison time.

And, of course, while this case was winding through the criminal court system, she had yet another (of more than a dozen) default civil judgments rendered against her.

Yet she huffily "dares" anyone to be able to name a victim of her shenanigans?

Right.

Russophile said...

Fake JustinEdwards, truly, thank you for the laugh of the day.

Rebecca Jordan said...

Good morning, Oma! I'm sorry, Good morning, "Snoopy"! And good morning to you too, BFF. Glad Justin made you laugh. He's a nice kid.

My last post seems to have been hijacked by space aliens. Don't laugh, it could happen around here. But just to reiterate:

Oma, "Snoopy", "Handmaiden", whatever the hell you people are calling yourselves at the moment, you asked where the word "victim" comes into a description of any of your . . . well, victims. How about on the official record of the Batchelor case, wherein you are ordered to make restitution to your "victim"? Official enough for you, dear? Or do you think that Rob Moshein, Arch-diabolarch in the constellation of your enemies, managed to sneak his way into the San Bernadino Records Office and change things?

But what I really want to talk about it the new Robin Hood. Anyone seen it? My niece Leighton wants to go tonight, and I'm a little dubious. On the one hand, it has Cate Blanchett, and I do like her. On the other hand, it has Russell Crowe, and I don't like him. There was the whole Gladiator thing, although Joaquin Phoenix was certainly eye candy before the elevator stopped reaching the top floor.

And Oma-posting-as-"Snoopy", it's good to see you so cheerful this morning. And you/she are/is really going to the police? Wow. That will be a first. I do love the idea that you think "service" is constituted by the publication of a nonsensical letter on an internet posting board. Who on earth gives you your legal advice, dear, because honestly, they aren't doing you any favors. But it will be interesting to see you emerge into the light of common day, Oma, and explain why you think that you have been the one suffering through all of this, as you routinely pollute the intrnet with vile language about Mr. Atchison, and now with threats of personal harm. You, ma'am, are what we used to call a "dingbat" back in the dear, departed 1960s.


And off to a late lunch I go.

Rebecca

Russophile said...

I liked Gladiator, thought it was great fun. Iron Man 2 is what we are going to see though we have lots to do! Boys coming home, house to clean and organize, a couple of Bobsies to needle. . .so much to do, so much to do!!

RobMoshein said...

From May 2007 on "Alexander Palace Obsession":
You've been put on legal notice by way of eMail, US Mail and other communications that Oma Hamou intends to pursue criminal & civil litigation against you therefore if you destroy any evidence such as communications from anyone having to do with Hamou, Enigma or Sarskaia there will be legal ramifications.

Mike Newson of AA Legends Forum - August 2006
*****
Statement From Oma Hamou
April 25, 2007
I believe it is just and right for at least some if not all of these individuals to be imprisoned for the crimes they have and continue unrelentingly to commit against me. They have proved by their actions that just being reprimanded by the courts is insufficient in getting them to change their ways. Having failed to modify their behavior by mere words then it is obvious that some escalated attempt to modify their behavior is required.

I wonder how she can now try to justify to some court, to support a Restraning Order, when she has done NOTHING for years about the same alleged behavior she now claims? I mean, she's been threatening this same stuff for four years now, so what will she say to some Judge about why she wants it now?? The damages can't be that "severe" if she hasn't done anything for years... Duh.

Rebecca Jordan said...

Great fun, BFF? It was like The Last of the Mohicans a few years ago. No one had prepared me for the sheer level of carnage. I ducked when the tomahawks started winging at Bambi and didn't come up from my popcorn until the last credits were rolling. Well, once. Daniel Day Lewis was looking at Madeline Stowe under the waterfall and telling her he would come back for her. My jujubes melted. Russell doesn't have Daniel's cinematic presence for me. He looks like every thug boy I ever saw when I worked in Sydney for a couple of months. Daniel, on the other hand, is my idea of a fantasy.

I'm not really surprised to learn that your interest in this stuff is essentially frivolous, BFF. Or personal, based upon some arcane Romanov thing. Either way, it really doesn't have much to do with Oma Hamou? That's probably smart. And like Mitzi, I am amazed at Rob's restraint in allowing you to stick your tongue out at him and Bob Atchison. I suspect he isn't kidding when he says that your opinion doesn't matter to him.

Speaking of the arcane Romanov stuff, I did read The Fate of the Romanovs some time ago, and if I understand things, the authors have a new book coming out that looks at Anna Anderson, the woman who claimed to be Anastasia? Can I ask a question? Do you believe that anyone got out of that room alive? Because it just seems improbable to me that the shooters would have left anyone. All I remember from the description is that it was incredibly awful and they even killed a dog.

I am never going to get something to eat.

Rebecca

Russophile said...

I do believe that somebody *could* have made it out alive. Whether they lived after that, well that's the question. And it's not so much getting an answer as finding out all the other little puzzle pieces that are scattered about--the Soviets were so good at obfusication.
Yes, FUN with a Capital F BFF!! It IS a movie and not real after all! Think abou it: when Ridley Scott placed that first battle with the Romans vs. the Germanic tribes and they said, "Release Hell". My God! That is what Hell must have looked like. I do like Ridley Scott. He is a clean director and gritty. Much better than say, John Woo who goes over board on the slo-mo though I believe that sort of inspired the Wachowski Brothers, don't you think?

Russophile said...

If you don't make lunch BFF, you can always call out to the Carnegie Deli. My son swore by the pastrami on rye!

Rebecca Jordan said...

How old is your son, 20? It takes the appetite of youth to plough through one of their sandwiches, BFF, they're simply huge. I just went to Houston's and had a small steak.

That should actually tide me through dinner. I have a presentation in the morning, so I'm working late.

I guess we just have different ideas as to what constitutes fun. I'm squeamish at violence, and I absolutely can't take violence directed at animals. All of the disclaimers at the end of movies like Gladiator fail to convince me that animals weren't harmed during the making of the picture. Even Daniel Day Lewis smouldering through the screen at me didn't make up for the scalpings. Almost, though.

Have you been served yet, Rob?

RJ

Russophile said...

Then don't ever watch "8 Below" BFF, that one had me BAWLING.

Russophile said...

Oh hey, Fake JustinEdward, I just thought of something, why don't you publish YOUR home addy and we can Google Earth it and look at YOUR house? Hmmm? Won't that be FUN??

Unknown said...

I see many claims and accusations yet no proof, can you provide any or are you merely slandering this woman? If you lack any evidence of these claims I will ask that you do the smart thing and silence your self, slander is illegal and so too is stalking.

you say you are defending your self yet I only see you attacking can you provide a link to these so called attacks of hers?

Anonymous said...

It is fun, Resident of Oregon. I have seen it many times day and night, and there is always something going on. The things naked human women can do with rocks!

But I think it's not so much a house but what your people call a "spread". Or at least that's what my mikes keep picking up whenever the slu -- er, the women get near the rocks.

Party on, Justin Edward. And thank you for cleaning the pool. It makes a great reflector for me to check the landing gea -- er, the tires on my car.

Daryn says "hi".

Your Lord and Master,
TGS

Anonymous said...

A nice try in your own limited way, Illuminati.

But this is what you get for not paying attention to your lessons on how people who use English language write.

Your self? Grammar, minion. Grammar.

RobMoshein said...

To Oma Hamou using a fake user name:

Your question is self serving and clearly not genuine. You have already made up your mind about the nature of what is posted on the website OmaHamou.org under the heading "Ask Oma", not to mention the entire eponymous website and the blogger websites also created by her and or her co-conspirators.

Therefore there is no reason to respond, nor to pay heed to your threats.

On that one in a ten million chance you are 'genuine', feel free to privately email me verifiable contact information to prove you are who you claim and I will gladly discuss the matter with you.

Given Oma Hamou's track record of making up names, and using any communication resulting twisted by her to suit her spurious claims, I see no reason to discuss anything with "you".

oh, and tell hugely FAT debbie that the posters here aren't "stupid" in not "knowing" that the members of "team hamou" aren't "Oma". Quite the opposite. NONE OF US BELIEVES THAT ALLEGATION. PERIOD.

Unknown said...

Omigod! Omigod! Einnar!

I never thought I'd hear from you again after you wrote me that bum check to cover my hotel when I was interviewing you for that article about the Power Women of Hollywood and Pushkin.

I should have known something was wrong when you told me you couldn't write a check under your real name because people were tracking your financial transactions in order to harm you. But, then again -- I bought all that crap about your big film project and your charitable work in Russia.

And you still owe me $459. (They didn't give me the discount on the room you claimed was arranged by your film company.) I would ask that you write this check under the name of Hamou or McConnell. But I guess that doesn't always go so well, either.

Unknown said...

before I can E-mail you I must first have an E-mail to contact you, or you may contact me via my E-mail at EinnarWolfsteen@gmail.com

i look forward to the information you may provide to me.

RobMoshein said...

My email is readily available to anyone who really wants to find it.

Unknown said...

I don't know who you are or what you are talking about, I guess I can not gain true information here, I'm sitting here trying to hire a paralegal and trying to collect information on the person i was going to hire and some bimbo is saying she knows me and I owe her money? Is there a single sane person on here that I can talk to?


I'm an ex-ranch hand not some fucking film producer.

There is no honesty on this forum it seems seeing as no one can provide me with actual information.

I left my G-mail if anyone can provide some real info please E-mail, lunatics need not message.

Unknown said...

It's okay, "Einnar" (wink, wink). I'm a journalist, remember. I know what it's like to work undercover.

Or at least I was a journalist until I got tangled up with you.

I'll take $230 for the hotel bill and call it paid. Halvsies, okay? As you told me about cars and houses, you get whatever you can and just hype it up as best you can.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Einnar, dearest. If you need actual information, check court and police records.

That's what we do here, dear.

And don't worry, pet. You'll have plenty to read.

Sincerely,
Mrs. A

Anonymous said...

How dare you presume to lecture The Grand Shovel on the use of language, earth woman.

You might think "mikes" referred to microphones, but I can assure you my spacesh -- er, car has no need of such primitive devices.

I was referring to my highly-advanced mikerobobulators that detect not only sound but bullshit. And they go off like crazy every time they pass over nude women rubbing up against rocks.

Illuminati II said...

Dear Former O Mighty Grand Shovel Lord and Master,

I am so pissed right now! You had access to a mikerobulator and you didn't share it with me when I was your faithful minion!?! Do you know how much trouble having one of those things could have saved me when I was hitching on I-10???? I would have known what those damn truckers wanted!!!!

I guess you let DARYN use the mikerobulator!!!! I am going to see if the Mighty HoHam has one!!!!

Your FORMER faithful minion,

Illuminati

Anonymous said...

Despair not, little one.

I, the Mighty HoHam, have a spare mikerobobulator in the back of my truck.

Oops, I didn't mean to say that. It's not a truck at all. It's just a big, big car with a lot of axles.

Illuminati II said...

You've made me the happiest little Minion on this godforsaken planet, O Mighty HoHam, and I ---

Wait a minute. A truck?

Anonymous said...

No, no, little one.

A big car. With lots of axles.

I have to have room for the probe. Oops. (damn it) I mean the mikerobobulator.

Rebecca Jordan said...

I hate to interrupt your quality Me-Time with your minion, Blake, but I just wanted to report. Robin Hood was not so good. And by "not so good" I mean bloody awful.

Alright, back to the regular programming.

RJ

Illuminati II said...

Aieeeeeeee!!!!!

RobMoshein said...

Einnar (or whoever you really are, in Sherman Oaks....)

As you are aware, "laymen" don't hire paralegals. Paralegals must work for a licensed attorney. I suggest you speak to the attorney responsible for the paralegal in question.

Now, if you "are" an attorney, and the State Bar of California shows nobody with the name "Wolfsteen" admitted to practice, then you certainly have the resources and skills to research the qualifications and background of any paralegal you might consider to the degree of reasonable prudence you deem necessary.

Beyond that, I'm afraid I can not say more to you.

RobMoshein said...

Life is much easier with Court docket calendars online.

Guess what? neither my name nor Bob's appears anywhere at all in the Los Angeles County Superior Court Civil system calendar for today, tomorrow or Friday. Similarly, the alias names of Oma Hamou, Alexandra McConnell etc don't appear either.

Surprised? I'm not.

RobMoshein said...

Nothing in Federal Court either. FYI.

Anonymous said...

You're looking in the wrong places. These restraining orders will not come through the regular court system. They will come through the Oma-Hamou-Do-It-Yourself-by-Email-and-Internet court system.

The point is not really to get a restraining order, as she knows she cannot. (And she knows that if she were actually to step into a courtroom, she would be answerable for her libelous claims about federal, state, and local police investigations of you, pending prosecutions, etc. Not to mention, of course, having to sit for a debtor's exam for the unpaid civil judgment against her.)

The point will be for her to be able to prattle endlessly on the internet about about a looming filing for a restraining order, where -- as always -- the judge, the prosecutor, and the police will see things her way -- shortly before they arrest her yet again or hand down another judgment against her yet again.

Of course, don't be surprised if she accidentally imposes a restraining order on herself through her homespun court system. (Remember that late night email Bill of Review where she submitted an incomplete complaint, accidentally sued herself, and forgot to arrange service of process.)

RobMoshein said...

Poor deluded "snoopy" it knows nothing of what it blathers.

CAL. BPC. CODE § 6450:
a)"Paralegal" means a person who holds himself or herself out to be a paralegal, who is qualified by education, training, or work experience, who either contracts with or is employed by an attorney, law firm, corporation, governmental agency, or other entity, and who performs substantial legal work under the direction and supervision of an active member of the State Bar of California, as defined in Section 6060, or an attorney practicing law in the federal courts of this state, that has been specifically delegated by the attorney to him or her. Tasks performed by a paralegal include, but are not limited to, case planning, development, and management; legal research; interviewing clients; fact gathering and retrieving information; drafting and analyzing legal documents; collecting, compiling, and utilizing technical information to make an independent decision and recommendation to the supervising attorney; and representing clients before a state or federal administrative agency if that representation is permitted by statute, court rule, or administrative rule or regulation.

Notice "Einar" specifically stated he/she was hiring a PARALEGAL.I'm sitting here trying to hire a paralegal and trying to collect information on the person i was going to hire

RobMoshein said...

Oh, and "snoopy", do some research. The process for obtaining a Civil Harassment Restraining order in California and Los Angeles requires specifically that NOTICE be given for an Ex Parte Hearing to show cause for a TRO, and the hearing scheduled on calendar. Nice try.

Only Domestic Violence TRO hearings can be held without notice or schedule.

Anonymous said...

Domestic violence?

Well, let's hope The Grand Shovel doesn't show up at her house with the mikerobobulator.

RobMoshein said...

I love it. Once again, FAT debbie wants you to believe her, and the phone book instead of the State Law of California which legally defines who can call themselves a Paralegal.

Just like her saying that McConnell paid "Restitution to the Victim" according to the official Court Minutes, but that doesn't "really" mean what it says.

yikes.

JustinEdward said...

Russophile, if you are reading this and I am sure that you are, why would I put my real address on the internet for your benefit? I didn't googleearth your damn house, and I don't give a shit where you live, how you live, who you live with, or anything else about you. I just want that crazy bitch to stop posting using my identity. You pushed yourself into the middle of the shit between Hamou and everybody else, but you have nothing to do with me. And you don't want anything to do with me because that's the kind of gal you are. When I say or do something that has anything to do with you get back to me. In the meantime keep your head up your ass and believe everything Oma says. I don't give a shit.

Justin

Russophile said...

Gosh FakeJustin, isn't that what you said Google Earth was for and I should get over it?? Gee, what's good for the goose. . . .

Russophile said...

338 posts. Gee, isn't it about time for a brand new, squeaky clean sheet??

Anonymous said...

So after another barrage of threats and promises to have those restraining orders issued TODAY, IMMEDIATELY, RIGHT AWAY, URGENTLY, Hamou and her team of legal eagles overlooked the fact that the courts are closed?

But she's going to be at the courthouse first thing tomorrow morning, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

Uh, scratch that last remark. Bushy and tail are not two words I want to think about when it comes to Hamou.

Oh, well. I wonder what excuses tomorrow will bring. Gunmen at the doors of the hearing room? Fire alarms going off? Hamou in a car accident? (Nah. She's done that one to death.) The judge in a car accident? Missing the case call because she was resuscitating a heart-attack victim in the hallway? A spontaneous abortion in the ladies' room when she goes in to powder her nose?

It's Hamou. Anything's possible. Likely, in fact.

Mitzi said...

Darling Nitzi, I want to publicly repeat what darling Bitsy and I told you last night. Forget what "Einnar" owes you on the hotel room, forget everything, darling, and stay away from him. Her. All you'll get is a candle, sister of my heart.

I post because I care for you, Nitzana. We all do, darling, but you know how trusting you are. Besides, "Einnar" is some kind of Norse warrior, and you know that's got to be some kind of Aryan thing, and that never works out well for people named Kedem, darling.

Your loving sister,

Mitzele

Anonymous said...

Hoo boy. Pity the poor creature who is in real need of legal help and finds his way into the alley in Lawndale leading to the "offices" of Advanced Paralegal Services.

He'll be greeted by a large woman with a friendly voice, assuring him of all the help he'll need.

Chances are his work might be farmed out to another woman -- a woman with more than a dozen outstanding judgments against her, with a multiple felony conviction record, with an outstanding bench warrant for her arrest. A woman who has twice been sued by her own lawyers, who has been investigated by the Elder Abuse Unit of the L.A. Police Department, who was recently arrested on $1 million bail for felony forgery, who was forced to make restitution to the victim of that scam. A woman who has been sued many times but has NEVER won a judgment in her favor. A woman who not long ago accidentally sued herself in filing a fatally-flawed court document.

Such is the quality of legal advice one gets when going up back alleys to find it. Yes, pity that poor creature who might actually need real legal help but who finds himself in those hands.

Anonymous said...

Typical. After days of threatening the immediate issuance of a TRO against Atchison and Moshein, the string of excuses starts.

"The courts were closed on the day I meant to get it ... but it's coming." "The courts only issue TRO's in the afternoon, and I might be busy ... but it's coming."

Now we get yet another tedious citing of an irrelevant California statute by Sandman-who-is-Oma.

Why irrelevant? Well, for some reason Hamou thinks that California runs a court system in which trials and court records are open to the public yet, at the same time, makes attending such a trial or searching such court records a crime. Or that California law would allow her to launch website after website loaded with claims that Atchison and Moshein are under federal, state, and local police investigation and about to be arrested and prosecuted or that they are perjurers -- yet protect her when the crap gets thrown back at her and it sticks, because her decades-long criminal and civil records and history of grift are REAL.

Of course, this is a woman who doesn't know that it's a crime in California to drive an unregistered vehicle without insurance or a license. A woman who doesn't know it's illegal to forge checks. A woman who doesn't know she's supposed to show up in court when summoned. A woman who utterly misunderstands various legal procedures, to the point that she accidentally sues herself when trying to initiate an inapplicable cause of action.

Typical.

Unknown said...

Please excuse my cousin Einnar's post. He comes from the "challenged" side of our family and has trouble grasping some things. I mean, his parents misspelled his name on the birth certificate, for goodness sake.

I tried to warn him not to engage a paralegal without first checking on the attorney who supervises the paralegal's work. That's where the quality control is supposed to be.

He couldn't understand what I was saying, so I checked the attorney out myself. Whether he does or does not supervise the paralegal's work probably wouldn't make much difference, given his credentials.

But, unlike his paralegal, at least the attorney has managed to stay out of jail and not build up a long history of convictions and civil judgments. And the attorney doesn't have any outstanding bench warrants for his arrest. So far, anyway.

Say hi to Mrs. T -- if she's still talking to you.

RobMoshein said...

My my my...once again snoopy who is Oma/Alexandra has said for the THREE HUNDRED SIXTY EIGHTH TIME in the last five years (I actually used a computer tool to count!) that I will be dragged into court "very very soon".

If I actually believed her, which I don't for the obvious reason that NOTHING EVER HAPPENS DESPITE THIS CLAIM, I would be forever packed and sitting by the door waiting...

Seriously. I thought the "TRO" was being issued today. But, nada...

as usual.

*Yawnnnnnnnnn*

Anonymous said...

Well, we're just going to have to keep repeating Hamou's criminal and civil history and her history of public claims that you and Atchison are perjurers, that she can prove it, that you have been under federal, state and local police investigation for years, that prosecutions and lawsuits are just days or hours away, ad nauseum.

Then, when she shows a judge this website with all its supposed libels and slanders, the judge will see something about the woman who is making the claim that she is the one being ill-used.

And we should keep mentioning the outstanding bench warrant, don't you think?

Heh, heh, heh.

Unknown said...

Blake Springpasture please refrain from pretending to be my family, Blake is an English name I'm Danish,Eastern Prussian, and Swedish. I doubt you even know my height, hair color, eye color, middle name etc.. also Einar with one N is the Germanic spelling Einnar with two N's is the Nordic spelling. those claims that I'm an Aryan are very offensive my great grandmother fled eastern Prussia because of Hitler his fascist views. the fact that you see all Norsemen as bigots shows only your own lack of intelligence and your own bigotry.

also i did some research on you as well, and learned you're a failed lawyer and a failed business man. I'm not sure what laws you're used to but in California paralegals can do many things without a lawyer, look up "we the people" an entire firm of nothing but paralegals.

I find it childish and cowardly how you deleted my previous posts simply because I asked questions.

Unknown said...

Now you just calm yourself down, Einnar. Your posts weren't deleted. They're just up the page a ways.

We know it's not your fault that you come from the, uh, slower side of the family. But we did try to warn Uncle Ottto and Aunt Brunnhilda not to use too many consonants in your name. But they just took their ways from Grandma Gerrtrude, it seems. Or, as we used to call her in East Prussia, Oma Gerrtie.

And you do seem to be right that paralegals can do a lot of things in California without a lawyer. Such as forge checks, get themselves arrested, drive without licenses and registrations, skip out on court dates, ignore civil judgments, post soft-core porn of themselves on the internet. Any lawyer would be disbarred for such shenanigans.

As they used to sing on Green Acres,

"Paralegal is the thing to be.
Ranch living is the life for me.
Legs spreadin' out so far and wide,
Keep that jail cell, just give me that double wide.

Jim Sproul is where I'd rather stay.
I get allergic when I pay.
I just adore a old man's view.
Dah-ling I love you but give me something new.

The chores . . .
The whores . . .
Fresh air . . .
Less hair.

etc."

Unknown said...

Creating a fake account just to mock someone? lmao now that's childish, and could be considered harassment which mind you is illegal, all this simply because I asked questions, questions you have yet to answer.

also i double checked my old posts and i love how you un-deleted them right after my new post, as matter of fact i refreshed the page an saw each one go back up one by one lol

Oma is the German word for grandma, Babcia is the Prussian word for grandmother, if you knew anything about Prussia you would know that the language an culture is more polish than German, not just that but eastern Prussia no longer exists and the Prussian language was made illegal for many years, my great grandmother is dead and has been since I was a child.

why can't you say what my height, hair color or eye color is? or even my middle name such an easy thing for someone who would be family.

and wow you're knowledge of the ranchers life is less than adequate and very bigoted, I've never been to jail and the ranch house i lived in was a 3 story Victorian style mansion made back in the early settler days.

by the way i love how someone from here called my phone an quickly hung up the phone when i answered

you seem to enjoy making a moron of your self.

Unknown said...

oh and by the way I can already tell by you're writing style that 4 of you are the same person, does your life suck so bad you must constantly create accounts and talk to your self just to make your self feel important and to arras others especially oma?

instead of bashing others and spending all your time on the net why not get out and do something useful for a change.

Anonymous said...

Please, Einnar. Quit reinforcing the point Einar makes about your side of the family.

It's "yourself", not "your self". And you might consider using punctuation properly to separate sentences, instead of just running them on and tossing in various punctuation marks at random.

And your posts were never deleted. I doubt that this blog software even allows messages to be "undeleted". So, obviously, you saw no deleted posts come back up one by one.

And how could anyone here call your phone number? Is there a listing somewhere for "Einnar"?

Unknown said...

hey Rob oops I mean Blake, all well you're the same person anyways, you know I sent you my phone number via E-mail, you insist you're my family yet you still haven't answered those questions of mine why is that? also no one in my family is stupid enough to think German a Prussian are the language. demand you answer the question or are you admitting that you're a lair?

pretending to be a family member of mine in order to harass me or anyone you are stupidly accusing me of being is illegal and i will exercise my legal rights and take you to court, you ave slandered an defamed me, my family and faith for the past 3 days just because i asked a question that you still haven't answered.


doe nu narroev

Anonymous said...

Einnar, when you wrote, "...no one in my family is stupid enough to think German a Prussian are the language", were you actually trying to prove Einar's point about your side of the family?

Is anyone in your branch of the family capable of writing a coherent or a properly-punctuated sentence?

By the by, if you think East Prussia is not part of larger German culture, you should perhaps read a little Theodor Fontane. Effi Briest might be a good start.

You're in over your head here, dearie. Way over.

Anonymous said...

My goodness, Ms. Hamou / McConnell. Why is it that you cannot master the distinction between "you're" and "your"? I've really never seen anything quite like it.

At 3:36 yesterday, you posted (as Einnar, of course) that, "oh and by the way I can already tell by you're writing style ...."

The correct word in this usage would be "your", dear, not "you're". I realize you were just trying to be safe in pretending to be Einnar by not risking your usual mistake of writing "your" when you mean "you're".

But dearest, the solution is to use each word correctly each time, not to write one or the other consistently throughout your posts, without regard to which is the correct one for the sentence.

If either you or Einnar could do that, you might have some chance of convincing someone -- at least that sweet Ms. Russophile, anyway -- that there really is a former ranch hand named Einnar who came onto this blog in search of recommendations for a paralegal.

Paralegals are a dime a dozen, dear. They can even be found in alleys in parts of Los Angeles. Why take chances?

RobMoshein said...

I'm sorry Oma, but I'm not going to continue any discussion with you posing under the ridiculous alias Einnar Wolfensteen...alias, since there is nobody in the United States with that name and the phone number you emailed (from an intentionally blocked email server address) belongs to one of those throw away cellphones you can buy at the drugstore. Speaking of the phone, how do you "know" for certain that I called you? Doesn't your cell phone show the caller ID like every other cell phone in the US?? I live in area code 512 just to help you out. Also, a mere "hang up"? ummm you've never called a wrong number by accident or had a hang up call on your phone as the result of one? Get a life.

"Prussian" as a langauge, properly called "old Prussian" ceased to exist in the 1700s. Now, today there is a dialect of German called "Prussian" but it is still properly German. Your "ranch hand" story is some bad John Ford movie. Ranch "hands" don't live in the main house with the owners. Victorian "style" houses are not houses built in the Victorian era. Those old buildings are just "Victorian". You have terrible spelling and grammar issues, just like Oma/Alexandra and her cadre. Your little pretend persona is just filled with problems, but then that's just par for the course. Heck you even get your panties in a wad and threaten lawsuits at the drop of a hat, just like Oma/Alexandra and her pretend friends...


Further, I only ever post here under my own name. Glad to say that under penalty of perjury in fact. Bob never posts here anymore, and he only uses his own name as well.

It was clear to me that you decided to try to come in here to somehow entrap me into saying something you could warp into something to try to use against me, so I won't say anything further to you. Also, this is my personal blog, not some free public forum, Google gave me the ability to delete comments for just that reason, so if you start to become even more obnoxious than you already are, Oma/Alexandra, I will delete away.

I have said before and say again, Oma/Alexandra Hamou McConnell, I want nothing to do with you, I want no contact or communication from or with you. I wish you no harm. Go away, take down your slander/libel blogs about me, pay Bob what you owe him and crawl back into the dark slime from which you oozed never to have anything to do with us ever again.

Go away.

Mitzi said...

Oma/Einnar, darling,

So cute with the made up names, darling. But I have to correct you on one thing. The Nazis absolutely used the words "Nordic" and "Aryan" interchangeably. They really did, darling.

Also, don't you mean "Wolfenstein", darling? Or is thast too non-Aryan sounding?

"Norse warrior"? Oh, Oma, you big silly!

Still caring, darling, but giggling a little bit too,

Mitzi

Anonymous said...

Rob, please don't delete Einnar, at least for a while.

He/she and his/her moronic lecturing about German history has been a real shot in the arm for the recent langor around here.

I know she's a pill for someone with a real stake in the game, such as the unpaid court judgment Bob holds against her, or her claims that you and Bob are about to be arrested and prosecuted. But for the rest of us, her self-serious, pompous inanity -- not to mention the new judgments against her that keep popping up like junkyard weeds -- provides as much source material for satire as a whole season of South Park.

Like Mitzi, I care, too.

Anonymous said...

Ms. Hamou / McConnell / Handmaiden, dear. How exactly has anyone over here insulted our good Mr. Einnar's faith?

Does he worship Norse gods, my pet?

And I do find it odd that you post that Oma Hamou has no blogs on the internet -- especially as that very post is on a discussion forum called "Ask Oma" on a website with the address of omahamou.com.

Or is it just a fan club site, dear? If so, have you seen any recent pictures of her?

Russophile said...

Speaking of Norse Gods--that's the kicker at the end of Iron Man 2. And it ROCKS!!!

Mitzi said...

Darling Omele,

I certainly hope you got a good night's sleep after you signed off as "Snoopy", darling. So tense, darling. So tense.

Heat up a little milk and put some honey in it. I know it sounds Biblical, but if you drink it slowly it will calm you and let you rest. And hoo boy, little girl, do you need the rest! In one day you played an ex-ranch hand named "Einnar", a crazed fake movie person with imaginary Russian children named "Snoopy", and because you have to have the last word, you even tagged on something as "Sandman" before you finally went night-night. So busy, Omele. And all that on top of a full week in that depressing office! How do you do it?

Mitzi is impressed, darling.

RobMoshein said...

So now closes the 437th consecutive week without any law enforcement contact with me or Bob since Oma Hamou/Alexandra McConnell started threatening it. Despite that "team hamou" in one form or another has stated publicly that "Oma" with and without her lawyer(s) had already / was about to contact law enforcement to insist on proceedings against us over 360 TIMES in just the last five years!
Yet NOTHING ever manages to happen... Go figure. At least they ADMIT THEY LIE ABOUT ANY CRIMINAL CHARGES BEING FILED AGAINST ME PERSONALLY FOR THESE FIVE YEARS!


As well as consecutive Week 242 for nothing happening in the most recent round of threat of lawsuits against us, since Bob won his suit against Oma Hamou. And, NOTHING happening now for THIRTY EIGHT WEEKS on the fictional "Bill of Review"...

We are also now past week FOUR of the "TRO" being requested "tomorrow"...Wasn't FAT debbie the one who "PROMISED" to post it the moment it was issued?? So far, it hasn't appeared...

Anonymous said...

I do hope Ms. Hamou / McConnell uses the services of that fine Mr. David Tabibi as her lawyer for these new legal proceedings she is launching in California against Messrs. Atchison and Moshein. He sounds like a wonderful lawyer. And he owns his very own paralegal firm. Even though it is up an alley in not quite the best part of town, I'm sure the highly competent staff there will be ready to assist Ms. Hamou / McConnell. They've already been kind enough to give her rides to and from court in her recent felony forgery proceedings.

And, if they are already aware of her long history as a criminal and civil defendant, they will be able to proceed that much more efficiently. Perhaps they can even get the bench warrant for her arrest quashed before she has to show up in the courtroom herself.

I can only hope, however, that they were not in any way involved in helping poor Ms. Hamou / McConnell to accidentally sue herself a while back. She did, after all, say that she was acting in close concert with a team of superb lawyers on that rather mangled proceeding. I hope the poor dear will have the good judgment to seek different counsel this time around.

Good night, my dears. Cats fed. Watercress put away. Mr. A nodding in front of the TV. Time for little old Penelope to don her nightie and say hello to Mr. Pillow.

Mitzi said...

Darlings,

Good news about poor Omele at last! She posted as "Sandman" a statement from 2006 in her own words about how she has suffered. One of the things she claims is that worry about something caused her to lose her appetite. And as we all saw in the recent photos, darlings, of her in San Bernadino and other places, that problem has been solved!

Mazel tov, darling!

Mitzi

Anonymous said...

It was a long weekend of reading. Someone sent me soft copies of some old threads from a forum called "Legends of Anastasia" that was supposedly started by some woman named Anastasia Davis.

Someone on that forum had started attacking Rob Moshein and Bob Atchison and the Pallasart business, and soon others joined in, claiming to be friends and supporters of some woman named Oma Hamou. But things took an unexpected turn when others started revealing all sorts of unpleasant stuff about Oma Hamou. Criminal histories. Unpaid civil judgments. Obtaining credit cards using fake or stolen identities. A string of aliases. Scams against the elderly. Nasty divorces with claims of child molestation. An illegitimate son. Involvement with a man who hosted questionable sites of adolescent girls. An investigation by the Elder Abuse Unit of the L.A. Police Department. Recent bad checks. Boy, what a mess.

Now Oma Hamou these days keeps saying that Moshein and others "hijacked" that forum. But what I found particularly interesting were the posts where some people suggested "Anastasia Davis" shut down any threads about Hamou or Moshein, since things were getting out of hand (especially for Hamou, it seemed.) But "Anastasia Davis" kept saying she found it all very interesting and wanted to see what else would come out about Hamou. So she refused to lock any of the threads relating to Hamou and Moshein. Hardly a "hijacking", it would seem.

It would be interesting to see Hamou try to put that forum into contention in a courtroom as being "hijacked" by Moshein or Atchison, because then Moshein and Atchison could get a court order to find out who this "Anastasia Davis" person really was. And then, of course, they could address the attacks that were initiated against them and the Pallasart business on that forum.

Does anyone know where the rest of the "Legends of Anastasia" forum can be found? I'd like to do some more reading.

RobMoshein said...

You know, this one line from over four YEARS ago now is the exact reason why this whole TRO verbiage is nonsense... From Oma Hamou admittedly in her own words:
"My daily life, far from being productive and fulfilling, is consumed with the ferocious chore of restoring my name and attempting to quell any future abuse by Bob Atchison and his company, Pallasart and its associates"(emphasis added).

You see, any TRO in California requires a demonstration of "immediate and irreparable harm" CCP527.6. Well, see, the Court is not going to issue anything for anything that has been going on for FOUR YEARS and the "victim" hasn't done ANYTHING about, despite the claims by the "victim" that she IS doing something...See, the doctrine is called "Laches", the court is going to ask "well IF the damage is SO severe, why haven't you done anything for YEARS???"

exactly right.

Anonymous said...

I don't think any of this really revolves around laches or any other legal technicality.

It really revolves around the fact that everything ever put on the internet about Hamou by anyone other than Hamou herself was in response to attacks she launched against her perceived enemies.

The whole melee on the "Legends of Anastasia" forum only broke out after you and Atchison and his business were attacked there. This current blog was inspired by her continuing to launch blogs to ridicule you and your business ventures.

It was always a rather strange strategy, given her criminal, civil, and career history -- and the characters of her associates such as Jim Sproul, Mike Newson, Tina Vanveen -- compared to those she was attacking.

Even when she rails on the internet against one of her former husbands, she admits she was his TENTH wife. Yet she was surprised when he supposedly pistol-whipped her, molested his children, reneged on promises to pay off her bounced checks? Surprised? On what planet?

But, then, "strange" is just the beginning of the adjectives she invites.

Russophile said...

Blake, I seem to remember Mr. Moshein getting very upset at Anastasia Davis and accusing her of being Ms. Hamou, just like he accuses everybody of being Ms. Hamou. There even was some weird thing about sending somebody to somebody's house.

Anonymous said...

I couldn't really follow that part of the thread.

But whoever the site administrator was, he or she did not seem to feel the site was being hijacked, as he or she clearly stated a decision to keep the discussion going.

So all Hamou's snuffing and snorting about "hijacking" a forum is piffle. She might have been frustrated by how much of her unsavory history was available from public sources, but everyone else seemed to have been enjoying themselves immensely.

At least no one thinks you're Ms. Hamou. So you have that to be thankful for.

Anonymous said...

Oh, yeah. I especially enjoyed the thing on the thread where someone called the phone number listed on Hamou's website for her Sarskaia charity and got some confused woman at a community bank who had never heard of Hamou or her "international" charity.

Or that supposed news story written by some journalist named Nitzana Kedem. As much as I have been enjoying the Kedem saga on this blog, I never really knew quite where it all came from.

Poor Nitzi. No wonder she can't get her ever-changing career plans off the ground.

Russophile said...

Well Blake, isn't it common when businesses move that people still have their old phone numbers? We still get calls on our associates line for bill collectors. That was the previous owner. I get calls from bill collectors from people who gave this number out.

Anonymous said...

According to the thread, the bank said they had had that number for some years. Yet the Sarskaia website was current. And when some of the posters asked the Hamou defenders to give a new phone number if the one on the website was no longer valid, they refused.

They claimed the charity was still active. That it was legitimate. That it was publicly registered. They put some phone number on the website. But they refused to divulge a good phone number.

Is that how you advertise and run your business? With a phone number that can neither be found nor revealed?

You didn't have to do a lot of reading between the lines to figure out the whole charity thing was a facade meant to paint Hamou as some big-time international woman of business and charitable doings. In fact, it just looked like a shell to scam money.

Anonymous said...

A supposed quote by Mike Newson on the "Ask Oma" forum:

"To my dishonor I did abandon her for a time."

Hahahaha...heeeheee...hoooooo.

I don't know which is tackier: the treacly melodrama of the quote or that picture of a waif in short shorts standing desolate against the sunset.

Actually, I think it's a tie.

Russophile said...

Well Blake, do you blame him? Whenever Mr. Moshein is cheesed at moi, he's always posting lovely things about my person that, of course get to the top of the google queue. And my Address. And remember when he posted my business on the internet? (If you don't, don't worry, I have a copy of it.)And there he went off on that Norseman as well. It gets very freaky deaky you know. Of course you know, you are the new head of the minions and, if you as moi, THEY are the freaky deakiest!

Anonymous said...

"And there he went off on that Norseman as well."

The very fact that one can credibly write such a sentence sort of says it all, don't you think?

Rebecca Jordan said...

Seriously, BFF, what's next? A belief in the Easter Bunny?

Your BFF,

Rebecca

Unknown said...

What?!!?

Russophile said...

You mean you don't BFF??

Rebecca Jordan said...

No, unfortunately I grew up and had to leave Never Never Land. It's rough to be Wendy sometimes. But you keep clapping your hands, BFF, and Tink will come back to life! Or at least provide a credible explanation for her shenanigans.

Did I see correctly? Was there SNOW in your neck of the woods last night?


RJ

Russophile said...

Would not surprise me, BFF, we've been unnaturally cool for this time of year. Rain, yes, though low 50's not nice.
Not enamoured with Peter Pan, I was always a Narnia kinda gal myself.

Rebecca Jordan said...

Blake, thanks for sending the Anastasia Davis files along. They're fascinating. I can't believe she keeps bringing this stuff up in support of her position. The time line clearly indicates that she instigated it first when she posted as "Snoopy", and absolutely supports the contention that "Anastasia Davis" refused to pull the information off the internet despite its "defamatory" nature --- although all it seemed to revolve around was her inability to demonstrate that she had ever had a career as a model or actress. But my goodness, her tricks were already in place. She posts as a variety of people, and she screeched every time someone questions her version of events. And I have decided to write Penny Wilson to check Oma's version as to why she was "kicked off" the posting board that Wilson and her writing partner maintained.

Mitzi passed along the zip file of Ntizana's notes from the interview, also most interesting. I forwarded them to you along with the other pictures Rob shared of the Lawndale location.

Thanks,

Rebecca

Anonymous said...

Well, Becks (if I may), that seems to have been her pattern all along -- to lie through her teeth in the hope that others don't have access to information or won't check out her story.

For instance, she claimed for several months on this blog that the constant continuances in the felony forgery case in San Bernardino were due to the District Attorney's repeated forgetfulness about matters related to the case. Then someone decided to attend the proceedings in person, only to find that it was Hamou and her lawyer who were requesting the constant continuances (and pissing the judge off in the process).

Then she posts that Moshein and others "hijacked" the Legends of Anastasia forum in order to stalk and harass her, perhaps on the assumption that no one but she kept the site contents archived. As you note, the actual record makes it clear he was simply defending himself against an attack "Snoopy" initiated there.

Of course, from the emails I've seen, it didn't go very well for her. It seems a lot of people who play around with Russian history on the internet knew there was some sort of flap between Moshein and Atchison on the one hand, and someone named Oma Hamou on the other. But not until the Legends of Anastasia forum backfired on Hamou and formed a real stage for the animosities did so many people in that community know the breadth and depth of her record as a con artist.

There is some truly remarkable stuff in those archives, of which only the surface has been scratched on this blog.

Maybe it's time to enlist some others and go there full bore all over again, since Hamou is never going to drop her pretenses that she is some innocent lamb hauled to the slaughter of public opinion by two vicious homosexuals from Austin.

Of course, Penny Wilson, Greg King, and numerous others have now long since read her beads, as they say, and want nothing to do with her.

But at least she still has Russophile in there pitching for her. So I guess it's all been worth it.

Russophile said...

Actually Blake, there are many others who would love to see a comeuppance on Mr.'s Atchison and Moshein. And there are many who are waiting for Ms. Hamou to do it.

Russophile said...

BTW, Blake, what do you do for a living, might I ask?

Anonymous said...

Oh, I've heard the whole world of internet Russian history is full of people wanting to give come-uppances to each other, and no doubt Moshein and Atchison come in for their fair share of it.

But what I find mind-blowingly funny is that anyone would expect a woman with Hamou's history of cheats, lies, convictions, and civil judgments -- including losing a case against Atchison in front of a jury and then accidentally suing herself in a highly-amusing attempt to reverse the judgment years later -- to be the person to do it.

It's pretty much the same as signing up for a 100-yard sprint and then sending in a legless woman with a broken wheelchair to run the race for you.

As for my job, I'm a retired architect who now does antiques picking as a hobby and for a little fun money.

Russophile said...

Ever watch American Pickers? Not-so-little Beernuts loves that show.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I like that show. But I specialize more in furniture and decorative stuff. I wouldn't have a clue where to unload most of the stuff those two guys find.

Russophile said...

You must have the patience of a saint. That stuff drives me BATTY!

Anonymous said...

Well, I've got a gig worked out.

There's a lot of good formal late-18th / early-19th-century American furniture in the old Western Preserve area centered on Cleveland that has spread outward from there. But midwesterners don't value it as highly as New Yorkers and New Englanders. And there's a lot of good primitive furniture in New England which brings even higher prices further westward.

So there's some margin in buying primitive in the east for sale in the west and buying formal in the west for sale in the east.

I usually travel both ways with a full load.

Russophile said...

When you come to Portland, you should check out The Joinery.
http://www.thejoinery.com/

Anonymous said...

By "sale in the west" I meant, like, Ohio or Kentucky (used to be called "The West", you know).

I doubt if my van would make it over the Rockies. Hell, I doubt if I would.

Russophile said...

Oregon is very beautiful and diverse. We have mountains, coast, valleys, and desert lands. Too bad it's a hot bed for Liberals. Our governor is an idiot. Would love a Chris Christie here.

Anonymous said...

Well, then let me recommend Ohio. They have some very enthusiastic militia units there. You have to go farther westward at least to Montana to find their equals.

Russophile said...

Militia units for what? Liberal as in tax and spend, spend, spend on programs that don't work, Blake. You're a Hilary supporter, though, aren't you?

Anonymous said...

??

But nope. Didn't vote last time around because I didn't like any of them. Still don't.

Russophile said...

You can't talk about politics then, since you didn't vote.
You must be retired. Nobody has called Kentucky and Ohio "The West" for a loooooong time.

Anonymous said...

Why, of course I can talk politics. I think the people who vote should be disqualified from talking politics. Look at who they've delivered to us since Eisenhower.

Russophile said...

Indeed! JFK comes to mind. . .

Anonymous said...

Oma Hamou has been caught in yet another lie it seems. She posted on her forum that some woman's name popped to the top of the google search list because of things that were said about her on that Legends of Anastasia forum.

However, back when that forum was up and running some friends told me I would enjoy reading what was going on. I tried to read the forum several times but always found it passworded. Since I didn't want to join, I missed out on the fun (at least if this blog is any indication of how much fun you can have blowing apart Hamou's lies and fantasies, not to mention tracking the ever-lengthening list of hijinks in her criminal and civil history).

But here's the question. How can postings on a passworded forum have any effect on google rankings, since the google spiders can't access passworded sites?

Mostly I just think Hamou is funny and pitiful. But sometimes her assumption that everyone is as stupid as the people she marks as con targets can be a little annoying.

Rebecca Jordan said...

Dear Loftus,

I wasn't around when that forum was a going concern, but thanks to Rob's propensity to archive everything, I've managed to read through quite a bit of it. It is a dead giveaway that she will never be in a courtroom (at least by her own choice), since it clearly refutes what she says: the person running it allowed all of the allegations to stand, and from what I have seen, Hamou was up to her usual behaviors. Rabid attacks underr a variety of names, silly homophobic remarks in lieu of actual positions or objective facts, and a remarkable lack of humor.

As for the King and Wilson posting board, the evidence there does not support her version of events either, and from emails that I have seen, neither do King and Wilson themselves. As my BFF has pointed out, the world of Russian (or Romanov, to be precise) internet boards is apparently chock full o'nuts, and can get pretty toxic (lots of people waiting to see lots of people get their comeuppance?). Oma Hamou in particular has a magical ability to clear a room. Or at least make sure that everyone in the room knows she is in it, a feat she accomplishes by relentlessly inventing stories of her sad, sad life. Of course Oma is a little peculiar in her relentless self-absorption and complete inability to see that she herself has brought the vast majority of her troubles upon herself. And Oma, if you are reading this (ha ha), where on earth do you get the idea that police and legal authorities "support" you? I can't find a single conviction or judgment against Atchison and Moshein on the web, which is a lot more than can be said about you or your "production company". I can't find a single credit for you as a working "actor" in legitimate film/video/television, or even a press release that wasn't manufactured by yourself, whereas Atchison and Moshein regularly have been cited or profiled in newspapers and trade journals. I have read two fictitious articles about you, one clearly written entirely by yourself. Nitzana Kedem says that you simply took her work and rewrote it.

Have to go, the damn Euro is causing several of my clients to have panic attacks.

RJ

Russophile said...

Loftus, I beg to differ. ANYBODY can come up in a search. I do it all the time looking for my idiot brother. However, whether or not you can READ it is a different matter.
Say I type in Joe Smythe. All sorts of things come up. What the search will enable me to do is see just what comes up. If I click on the link, it may be password protected and I won't be able to read any more. I surprised you don't know this. I would have thought Mr. Moshein would have taught you. It's rather elementary and he knows it inside and out.

«Oldest ‹Older   201 – 400 of 438   Newer› Newest»